I'm a star, so it's reasonable to have a side job, right?

Watching the guests take their seats one after another.

The director hid in the corner and kept rubbing his hands, like a smug little traitor.

The director just turned around and captured this beautiful shot.

Then the director went viral.

#Strict background check of the director of the romance variety show#

#I knew this director had bad intentions#

#Yoshi Yoshi! oi! Director Yan! I see you are quite popular recently! #

The netizens are not good at doing serious work, but they are best at making fun of things.

After a few topics were discussed, the popularity of the dating variety show instantly reached a new level.

[Sasaki Xiaochilao]: You want to say this is an act? I don't believe it at all. I suggest a thorough investigation!

[Oh, I’m so tired, I’ll touch your belly button]: Damn! He is such a genius director, he has a better sense of camera than the guests, I’m crying!

[Give me a touch, give me a touch, give me a touch]: Mr. Yan, you have a big problem. You must investigate it strictly. Do you understand?

[What's the use of fancy names? Growth is king]: I don't think you are acting, so tell me who you are.

[Wang Anquan]: Oh, it’s not a dog, it’s a dog!

[Lao Mo, I want to drink milk]: Isn’t it still a dog?

[Wang Anquan]: Is this polite to you?

When the director saw the camera, he first glared at the cameraman, then put away his smile and put on his steady look again.

"Is everyone ready? If you are, the food can be served." Yan Min looked at the guests with a smile. At this moment, she looked like a standard waiter.

Although the guests were curious, they decided to make the best of it.

I've been through so many outrageous things with the director.

How outrageous can a meal be?

At worst, you can just dip green onions in mustard. Could anything be more outrageous than that?

the answer is……

When people have.

"Serve the guests!"

As Yan Min finished speaking.

The people from the program crew came up with their plates in an orderly manner.

There are two small bowls on the plate, each covered with a lid. Not to mention, they look quite exquisite.

"Hiss! It's so mysterious, is there really going to be a feast?"

"This little bowl is quite unique. Could it be Buddha Jumps Over the Wall?"

Perhaps it was the on-site environment that made the guests feel relaxed.

At this moment, everyone suddenly let down their guard.

As the small bowl was placed on the dining table.

The guests couldn't wait to open the box to see what delicious food was.

then……

next second.

"vomit--"

The scene instantly switched to another style.

The eight guests picked up the trash cans on the ground and started vomiting.

They take back what they said!!

There are things more outrageous than dipping green onions in mustard!

Damn, I just finished dissecting a corpse during the day.

What the hell is this that you give us tofu brain and large intestine to eat in the evening?

Are they afraid that we won’t be able to remember the scenes during the autopsy?

【Grass! 】

[I opened the lid and got a critical hit! ]

【Yan Min is amazing! 】

【You kid. 】

【Good, good, good, good, good. 】

[I just knew it... Ugh!!!]

【What a tricky meal. 】

Huh?

and many more……

Why are there still eight guests vomiting?

Because there is nothing wrong with Gozi and Zhao Ruonan.

"This tofu pudding is quite delicious, and the large intestine is also good."

"Yeah! It's really good, but it lacks a little pepper and needs some foam."

The eight guests who were vomiting non-stop couldn't help but look up when they heard the two people's wonderful conversation.

No, brother and sister, you two are ghosts, right? ?

How can you eat this kind of thing at a time like this?

Especially since there is a ready-made one next door... Ugh!!!

No, we are totally done for!!

However, the dinner session was far from over.

"Next is the second dish, the little man bread."

As the staff put the bread on the table.

Everyone also saw the truth about the bread.

In terms of raw materials, it is just ordinary bread.

But in terms of workmanship, it is much more refined than ordinary bread.

Because he was deliberately made to look like a little man, and was almost one-to-one with the corpse in the daytime.

"vomit--"

Unfortunately, what greeted the delicious food was even worse vomiting sounds.

"vomit!"

"Ugh!"

"Ugh, vomit, vomit!"

There was a lot of vomiting sounds at the scene, and it even caused a chain reaction.

The staff of the director team also started to vomit.

It’s not that they remembered anything when they saw the food.

It's simply too disgusting to watch eight people vomit.

But there are even more outrageous ones.

For example, the table where Gaizi and Zhao Ruonan were.

In such an outrageous atmosphere, these two people were actually eating with gusto?

Even commented on it?

"The bread is whole wheat and low in fat, so you can eat more."

"But I don't plan to lose weight these days, and I don't want to eat whole wheat. You eat it, and I'll eat meat."

"also."

【Blank! 】

[It can be seen that they are really hungry. ]

[You are not my brother, but you can eat this? You are too powerful, right? 】

[I declare that I will not sit at the table with my boyfriend when I have dinner in the future. These two are too strong-willed. I can't even grab the food from them.]

[Even if the angle is tricky, it depends on the friends. Are you still thinking about eating at this time? 】

[Then can you eat? Who is this... Ugh! ]

[Fuck! That’s enough! I just ordered takeout and I have no appetite at all. ]

The fancy dinner date apparently went a bit wrong.

The guest, who came to his senses, was furious and wanted to ask the director for an explanation.

But in response to the guests' threats, the director just smiled calmly, "Just tell me, did I ask you to play games? Did we just start eating?"

The guest nodded, then suddenly realized something was wrong and quickly shook his head.

Yan Min: "Didn't I ask you to eat?"

Guest:?

You call this eating?

Are you sick!!!

…………

finally.

The dinner ended with the guests swearing at each other.

Gozi and Zhao Ruonan were fine, they were really not hungry.

The next morning.

Everyone gathered in the yard again.

However, the guests were not in very good condition today.

Especially some male guests, as soon as they came out, they stared at the program crew with a resentful expression on their faces.

The look in their eyes was as if the program crew had intercepted their takeaway food.

Ok……

That's right!

The production crew did intercept several takeout orders last night.

As for romance variety shows, the main focus is on reality.

We must never let the guests spend money secretly!

This is Yan Min’s bottom line as a real director!!

There is absolutely no room for negotiation on this point!

[Hahaha! It’s him, definitely him! ]

【I really want to know what happened yesterday. 】

[Hahaha, to be honest, I really admire Director Yan. He is really daring! ]

[Other shows: they are busy on the show, but happy in private. Yan Min’s show: they are busy on the show, but even more busy in private.]

[Just for this reason, I am absolutely a fan of this program, and Yan Min is the most authentic director in the entertainment industry. Who is in favor and who is against it? ]

[Agree +1, Director Yan is really good at doing things! ]

[I suddenly felt that Director Yan also had a feeling that he was not going to work in the entertainment industry tomorrow, hahaha! ]

[The last time I felt this way was when I was with a man. It was outrageous! ]

[So? Dear Director Yan, how are you going to torture our dying guest today? ]

[You are the one who can talk upstairs. Then, let’s start! ]

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