Pokémon: The Elf King

What is eternal absolute?

Eternal Absolute, as the name suggests, is from the ancients, and no one can match it.

"Absolute" has two characteristics: First, it has been handed down among the people over a long period of time, some of which have been corrected, and some have not yet been corrected.

Second, it is very difficult. Anything that can be called "absolute" always has some "weird" conditions.

Although Li Feng is not an ancient, but from the perspective of the future, he is an ancient.

This point can be ruled out. Li Feng's Shanglian Yansuo Pond Willow is indeed absolute, with five characters in the Shanglian, and the characters are embedded in five lines, and the artistic conception is very wonderful.It seems easy, but it is actually very difficult.

There is no problem with the correspondence of the five elements, but it is very difficult to match the artistic conception, to match or to be completely irrelevant.

Pond is a compound word. In the sentence, the word smoke uses a metaphorical rhetorical technique. The fog is like smoke, and the fog hides the pond and willows, and the sentence uses the word smoke to hide the fog, so as to describe a quiet pond and green trees. Surrounding, smoky vision.

Even if the above two points can be achieved, it can be regarded as "right" at most, and it can't be regarded as a real match for this Shanglian.

The most critical point of this couplet for many famous scholars is the word "falling in the pond".

Like the best peach burning Jinjiang embankment that Li Feng met in his previous life, that's it.

After all, Jin Jiang is not as versatile as a pond, and that is the difference.

In addition, this couplet actually has a lot of artificial interpretation restrictions. For example, some people require the five elements to be combined, and there is doubt that the five elements cannot be aligned, and the five characters are required to be nouns and so on.

With the development of the times, the difficulty of this link has also been continuously increased.

For example, the Taoranjin River Embankment or Dengpin River Dam Bridge that Li Feng thinks is the most perfect has various problems, which are not the only correct solutions.

As veteran Yu Li Feng asked to speak out, the audience was dumbfounded.

This Nima's...

What a fart! ! !

Your uncle! ! !

If you are asked to publish an upper couplet, it would be better for you to directly publish an eternal absolute?

At this time, Wu Hong'an was even more annoyed when he saw Li Feng's playful smile.

"Don't worry, you can take your time to get it right, and you can be the champion of this couplet conference any time you get it right."

As soon as Li Feng finished speaking, the audience was in an uproar again.

"That's awesome! Full of arrogance!" Bianbian was the first to boo.

"Know a little about Li Feng's dog." Lei Yiming summed up Li Feng's behavior directly.

Hai Xiaoyue was also dumbfounded, was she completely humble before cooperating with you?

But the problem is that your contrast is too great!

"The king of couplets!"

"The king of couplets!"

"The king of couplets!"

Li Feng listened to the shouts of the audience, but said modestly: "Don't dare to do it, don't dare to do it."

"I'm just a national literary champion, a lost little book boy who has studied for several years, and the nickname is the king of the king and the wall."

Everyone: ...

Are you Versailles?

Or is it nonsensical?

hateful!

One against nine, come up and throw an eternal absolute, it's outrageous to open the door for outrageous, outrageous home!

"The waves behind the Yangtze River drive the waves ahead, the younger generations are awesome." In the end, Mr. Yu could only sigh, and it didn't matter that the entire couplet conference was messed up.

The third judge smiled bitterly and said, "Is this the wave behind the Yangtze River pushing the wave ahead? This is the rhythm of the wave before being shot to death!"

Master Ma's face turned ashen.

Wu Hong'an originally thought that this was an opportunity to make a name for himself, but this time, let alone becoming famous, he directly became the absolute background board for a pair of nines and eternal life, how unbearable is this?

Originally, Tian Zhi said that no one is stronger than himself this time, and he came because he gave himself the entry list in advance.

But Li Feng was killed halfway, which made everyone numb.

A literati with the same name, this time his reputation fell to the bottom!

"Tian Zhi has done a lot of harm!" Wu Hong'an had no choice but to curse angrily in his heart.

If you don't mess with this Li Feng, you will die, right?

Originally, Li Feng had retired from the competition, so he insisted on forcing the opponent back!

Your uncle's!

Not to mention Wu Hongan was angry, Master Ma was also angry with Tian Zhi.

A good opportunity to become famous was reaped by Li Feng alone!

Regardless of the fact that everyone else got zero points, Li Feng came down directly from the stage, at this moment he felt very happy.

He found a more gratifying situation, that is, if he reaches the top in a certain field, his popularity and fans will skyrocket!

Just like now, Li Feng's fans skyrocketed to millions at once!

More than 700 million and nearly 800 million real fans are not far from the tens of millions mark.

"Aren't you too perverted?" Lei Yiming couldn't help complaining when he saw Li Feng coming back.

Hai Xiaoyue asked earnestly, "Is this what you mean by understanding a little bit?"

At this time, Li Feng is not humble either, why are acquaintances being modest?

Bragging between students is the most normal.

"You heard it wrong, I said [-]! The fourth sound!" Li Feng smiled with a fingertip cosmic gesture.

Bian Bian shouted happily: "You are indeed my idol! You are awesome!"

At this time, a farce-like couplet contest also came to an end.

The hostess also announced at this moment: "Let us congratulate Li Feng, the champion of this year's Guangdu Couplets Conference is Li Feng!"

"Let's invite Li Feng to give his acceptance speech once again."

Acceptance speech?

And this pretentious moment?

This is fresh.

Li Feng didn't refuse either, and stepped onto the stage resolutely, taking the microphone handed to him by the hostess.

After coughing twice, Li Feng suddenly said surprisingly: "As for me, I don't care about it. The only thing I care about is some false names. Just now, it seems that someone said that I... cheated?"

"So should you give me an apology?"

"Create a rumor, and it's a waste of time to refute it, not to mention that you framed me in front of the live broadcast. It's reasonable for me to apologize, right?"

The staff hid in the background and did not speak, but Wu Hongan jumped out out of nowhere and said, "The matter is still under investigation, and you want to characterize the investigation. Is this a guilty conscience?"

Li Feng glanced at this guy surnamed Wu, what are you dancing? !

Don't think I don't know that you are from Tian Zhi!

In this situation, you still want to continue to slander me?

Are you courting death?

Li Feng is not a clay figurine, even if he is pinched, he will lose his temper at all.

"Rats are called old no matter how big or small they are." Li Feng said to himself.

Crowd: ? ? ?

Without making anyone wait, Li Feng's next sentence came out.

"There are male and female turtles, and their surname is Wu!"

Wu Hongan's eyes widened, and he almost vomited blood!

Tian Zhi immediately stood up, after all, he belonged to him, and angrily said: "You curse!"

Li Feng doesn't care if the other party is the legendary grandson, I'm afraid of you?

"Rice, wheat, beans, and millet."

Crowd: ? ? ?

Li Feng unceremoniously gave the second line directly: "Both belong to bastards."

Tian Zhi: %^*#+! ? $! !

What's in the field?

Isn't it just rice, wheat, beans and millet?

"Oh, I just want to tell everyone that couplets still have this form, thank you Teacher Wu and Teacher Tian for their cooperation, thank you very much." Li Feng looked innocent.

Crowd: ...