Pokémon: The Elf King

"Go home, I'll be home tomorrow night."

The voice of Li Feng's mother Lin Sujun came from the other end of the phone. Li Feng's expression was restrained due to his capable and unquestionable tone.

beep~ beep~ beep~

Before Li Feng could speak, Lin Sujun had already hung up the phone.

Yes.

The family throne of Li Feng's family is the empress, Li Feng and Li's father really have no status at all.

Why not wait for you in the world of mortals, just because there is no way to enter after you come home late.

All kinds of laws of heaven are so terrifying.

Since the Empress gave the order, Li Feng had no choice but to obey. As for how to use the subsequent money, Li Feng simply asked Hu Xinxin to give him an auction list regularly and conduct remote auctions.

Early the next morning, Li Feng booked the earliest boat to rush back to Midtown.

In the previous life, Li Feng's mother Lin Sujun was always away from home. Anyway, since he can remember, he was more afraid of his mother, because Lin Sujun always kept his face and acted like a soldier. For Li Feng, that was really The prestige is profound.

In addition, Lin Sujun also holds the family's financial power. Under such circumstances, wouldn't it be death to disobey the empress?

Midtown.

As soon as Li Feng opened the door of the house, he found that his father was walking out wearing flip flops, a white vest and shorts.

"Dad? What are you doing here?" Li Feng asked at the same time, traveling all the way.

Father Li whistled, and said with frivolous steps, "Isn't this Mr. Su back? I'm going to buy some food and make some special dishes."

Li Feng held his forehead, look!

This is his own dad, who travels all over the world with nothing to do all day long. The problem is that mom doesn't worry about it, so he finds it strange!

"During this time, you have done a lot of things, just wait to be criticized when you come back."

"Singing with the Queen of Heaven, tsk tsk tsk!" Father Li looked like he was waiting for a good show.

Li Feng: ...

Are you really my dad?

Hit up your southern fist!

Li's father ignored Li Feng at all, whistled and walked to the garage, drove an old man Le Han Chi Han Chi towards the vegetable market.

The problem Li Feng is facing now is, can my mother not lock her own faucet?

Just confiscate those rent-collecting houses?

However, now that his Weifeng studio has started to make a profit, the release of Bai Mengqi's two songs will naturally receive dividends in the future. In this case, he still has no shortage of small money.

night.

"The world of mortals is rolling, the infatuation is deep..."

Downstairs, Li's father was cooking while crying ghostly.

The corners of Li Feng's mouth twitched suddenly as he was idle and bored swiping his phone. He suspected that the reason he sang so badly before was because he inherited from his father.

Fortunately, the system has sound effects, otherwise, no matter how good the skills are, it probably won't be popular.

Li Feng, who was raped by a strong hearing woman, simply came down from the stairs, and immediately saw the old man in an apron, immersed in the atmosphere of cooking.

"Father, are you still cooking gold and jade?"

"one two three four……"

"Nine dishes? Feng, you?" Li Feng couldn't help complaining.

Father Li acted like you know what a shit.

"This is love."

"By the way, when will you bring a girlfriend back?"

Li Feng:? ? ?

No, I just graduated from high school, so you want me to bring my girlfriend back?

Isn't everyone forbidden to fall in love when they were students?

You are urging your girlfriend right now, maybe you are urging marriage after graduating from college?

"The four in your studio are pretty good."

"Well, it's not bad after daytime."

"But why do you guys know everyone who is older than you?"

"Are you having an Oedipus complex?" Father Li spoke so freely that Li Feng felt a little bit pained when he said it.

Li Feng couldn't help but said: "I said father, do you still look like an elder?"

Father Li looked at Li Feng with disgust and said: "You are my seed, so I don't know who you are?"

"I think back then, as a gourmet in Guangdu, killing a hundred people was just self-effacing, and the actual record was an enemy of ten thousand people!"

"What do you mean by living among the flowers without even touching your body with a single leaf?"

Li Feng nodded in praise and said: "Ah, yes, yes, Dad is the best!"

"Where there is no fragrant grass in the end of the world, a red apricot came out of the wall, right?"

Father Li sighed, and exclaimed: "That's right! There are no fragrant grasses anywhere in the world!"

"But why is it so strange that a red apricot came out of the wall?"

But Li Feng said: "It's not surprising, it's versatile."

"Sitting up in shock while dying, a branch of red apricot came out of the wall."

Father Li suddenly felt that his son was scolding him, but he didn't seem to have any proof.

However, Father Li suddenly felt a chill behind him, and at the same time saw Li Feng suppressing his smile, as if he understood something.

Snapped!

Father Li turned around and immediately knelt down.

Li Feng was dumbfounded, did the promised man have gold under his knees?

Father Li just wanted to show that a man can bend and stretch.

Lin Sujun actually arrived home just now, standing at the door in a clean and tidy military uniform.

It's a pity that there is no badge or rank on this military uniform, which makes Li Feng curious about the identity of his mother and has no way of knowing the truth.

"Let's eat." Lin Sujun's voice was still so calm and capable.

Father Li stood up immediately as if he was granted amnesty, "Okay!"

Lin Sujun glanced at her husband with a hippie smile, said nothing, and then looked at her son.

At this time, Lin Sujun's eyes showed a little maternal tenderness.

"Mom." This is the mother of two lifetimes, but Li Feng has no discomfort at all.

From the moment he saw the hanging family portrait after time travel, Li Feng knew that the relationship between people has not changed.

"Why are you back?"

After Lin Sujun sat down in a standard military posture, she looked at Li Feng and said lightly, "I won't come back, so you're going to heaven?"

Li Feng: (⊙o⊙)

"no!"

Lin Sujun sneered, and then asked, "What did I tell you when the third year of high school started?"

Li Feng replied: "Study hard!"

Lin Sujun looked at Li Feng quietly, and then said, "You studied in the secret place of the Himalayas?"

Li Feng remained silent.

Obviously, the concealment work done by myself is useless to my mother!

But at this time, Li Feng was also full of curiosity. It was the principal, President Cai, and even Master Qi who helped him hide it!

This can be said to be an all-round concealment, right?

How did mom still know?

"Su Jun, don't educate me when I eat, it's not good." At this time, Li's father also squatted down and presented the leftover soup and rice to the dining table.

Lin Sujun looked at her husband coldly at this moment, the meaning in her eyes was obvious.

In my absence, is this how you educate your son?

Killing a hundred people, right?

Enemy of all people, right?

There is no fragrant grass anywhere in the world, right?

A red apricot came out of the wall, right?

"After dinner, I'll book a private club for you. You can sleep there tonight." Lin Sujun had a faint smile on her face, as if her husband had worked hard.

Li Feng watched this scene...

marry?

Whoever gets married is the dog!

As expected of Mr. Qian Zhongshu, marriage is indeed a besieged city!

Horror!