Entertainment: Dominate the entertainment circle with the system

After stepping off the stage, Li Yang rushed to the dressing room to start makeup.

"Li Yang, are you ready? It's time for us to play." Ji Lei walked into the dressing room and asked.

"All right."

When Li Yang and Ji Lei rushed to the Houchang District, they saw Dong Gang and Wang Lan walking around there, and they seemed a little anxious to wait.

The arrival of the two made Wang Lan heave a sigh of relief, but she had arrived. The previous show was over, and she didn't know what to do if she didn't come again.

On the stage, the host began to announce: "Next, let's ask Mr. Ji and his team to bring the sketch "Not Bad Money"."

Ji Lei wore old-fashioned makeup and an old-fashioned cotton coat, with a bunch of garlic hanging on his body, a bunch of green onions under his arm, and a pheasant in his hand, and walked slowly onto the stage.

Wang Lan, who followed behind, was wearing a rustic flowered padded jacket, with two braids and a basket of eggs in his hand.Wang Lan can no longer complain about her appearance, this is definitely her dark history.

The audience looked at Ji Lei and Wang Lan who appeared on the stage, and they burst into applause. This appearance is really shocking!

Is this still Ji Lei and Wang Lan, the hosts of "Happy Weekend" that everyone knows?This dress is too rustic!

Ji Lei: "Here we are, this is the most expensive restaurant in Tieling, that's not... Scottish flirting."

Wang Lan: "Grandpa, you read it backwards, it's a Scottish sentiment."

Ji Lei: "What? Oh, sentimentality, let's leave this place to eat."

Wang Lan: "Grandpa, this is an expensive family."

Ji Lei: "It's more expensive, we brought money... more than 3, what about the bag?"

Yadan: "I didn't take the bag?"

Ji Lei: "The bag that holds the money, the yellow bag!"

……

"Waiter!" With Ji Lei yelling, Li Yang came out from behind the scene set on the stage.

The audience in the audience was dumbfounded, damn it!

This is Li Yang, this dress is too careless about idol baggage!

Is this my boyfriend?It's too image-destroying.

After the shock, there was a burst of applause, mixed with cheers from some audience members.

Li Yang: "I'm sorry, sir, this is a high-end hotel and we don't accept agricultural and sideline products."

Ji Lei: "No, we are eating."

Li Yang: "Oh my god! For dinner?"

Ji Lei: "It doesn't look like it?"

Li Yang: "Not quite."

Ji Lei: "I said girl, this meal is very important."

Li Yang: "Oh my god! Who do you call a girl? She is a pure man."

There was another burst of applause, and the audience laughed out loud at Li Yang's sissy tone!

This Li Yang is really a delayed comedian!

This expression is too amazing!

Ji Lei: "Then how about such a dress, how can you wear a skirt?"

Li Yang: "I packaged these according to our Scottish style. Besides, these are not skirts, but these are capri pants. Look, they have legs? Oh my god, I missed it in a hurry to wear them. Oh my god, I Say there are no stalls in the aisle?"

Li Yang on the stage was speaking his lines while doing the movement of pulling his trouser legs, and then he looked stunned for an instant!

Audience: Li Yang's performance is too funny!

This burden is gone, the audience is full of laughter, hahaha!

……

The performance on stage is still going on.

Ji Lei: "When the guests arrive later, you must give me enough face, understand? When I order food, you have to take care of me."

Li Yang: "What are you doing?"

Ji Lei: "I've given you face, but you can't spend too much. If I order expensive dishes..."

Li Yang: "I'll just say... no!"

I have to say that the cooperation between Ji Lei and Li Yang is quite tacit, and the comedy effect is great!

Ji Lei: "Four Australian abalones."

Li Yang: "Sorry, no."

Ji Lei: "A lobster that weighs four catties."

Li Yang: "I'm sorry, it's not that big."

Ji Lei: "How big is it?"

Li Yang: "More than a catty."

Ji Lei: "More than a catty, yes, do you have it?"

Li Yang: "Yes, or not?"

Ji Lei: "This is your shop, you still don't understand, it's not bad for money."

Li Yang: "Ah, no."

The director looked at the performance on the stage, this skit was too powerful, one after another, the audience in the audience almost cried with laughter, this skit is awesome!It's okay to go to the Spring Festival Gala. I didn't expect Li Yang to have a talent for comedy! !

Soon the skit came to an end.

Li Yang: "Oh, my god, why are you so picky? You didn't order one, and when it's over, we have to build another, right?"

Ji Lei: "Come on, boy, if you're like this, it's not like we didn't order. After I order, you don't have abalone or lobster."

Li Yang: "Is there any, don't you know?"

Ji Lei: "What do I have? Didn't you say you don't have any?"

Li Yang: "Stop talking, what if something happens later?"

Ji Lei: "I said, are you short of money?"

Li Yang: "I know that my uncle is not short of money. I mean, Mr. Dong came here with great difficulty. We shouldn't care too much about money when we eat and drink. Sir, you see that I am young this year, but I have concluded that this life is actually short. , Sometimes thinking about it is the same as sleeping, closing and opening the eyes, a day has passed. Howl~, once the eyes are closed, this life will pass by howl~"

Dong Gang: "Young man, brilliant."

Ji Lei: "What's brilliant? He's a fart."

Li Yang: "Master, I have no other intentions."

Ji Lei: "What do you mean?"

Li Yang: "That's what I mean. People can't take money too seriously. Money is something outside of the body. The most painful thing for people, do you know what it is? When a person dies, the money is not spent."

Ji Lei: "Do you know what is the most painful thing in a person's life? People are alive, but money is gone."

Next, Wang Lan and Li Yang showed their talents to Dong Gang in turn, and they were both selected to participate in the show. The sketch followed Mr. Ji Lei's words: "Actually, my grandfather's surname is also Dong!" The performance ended.

There was thunderous applause from the audience, and when Li Yang and the others returned backstage, they could still hear applause from the audience. It had been a long time since I had seen such a wonderful skit.

"Li Yang, thanks to you this time! I treat you to dinner when I have time." Ji Lei patted Li Yang on the shoulder and said.

Wang Lan also quickly echoed, "Yes, if it weren't for you, our show would have opened up."

"It's not a big deal!" After speaking, Li Yang waved his hand and bid farewell to the three of them: "You guys still want to continue hosting, so I'll leave first, and we will have dinner together when we have a chance."

"Okay, be safe on the road! See you next time."

On the way back, Li Yang turned on his mobile phone and found that his friends were sending messages to tease him. He really didn't expect that it was so late and everyone was still watching Shonan Satellite TV's New Year's Eve live broadcast.

[Li Yang, I didn't expect you to act in comedy. ]

[Li Yang, you are too hardworking!How much is the appearance fee?Let you tarnish your image so much. ]

[Li Yang, you are the screenwriter shown in "Not Bad Money", I didn't expect you to have this talent. ]

……

After answering the messages one by one, Li Yang leaned on the seat and began to close his eyes to rest his mind.