Douluo Continent: Simulate Dou San, specially pit Tang San
Chapter 13 On the Length of the Rabbit's Estrus
"You're going too far, how can you let someone casually swear with a martial soul..." Xiao Wu pointed at Gong Yu angrily, wanting to scold him, but just in the middle of speaking, Gong Yu Feather interrupted.
Gong Yu said: "So what, if you don't want your vow to come true, just pay the compensation within the time limit."
Tang San also pulled Xiao Wu, and said: "Xiao Wu, don't talk about it, I swear this, don't worry, I still have a way to get 10 gold soul coins."
But just because of Tang San's attitude, Xiao Wu became even more angry, she looked at Tang San, feeling invincible in her heart.
Then Tang San followed what Gong Yu said, and swore: "I swear by my blue silver grass spirit, if I don't pay 10 gold soul coins within a month..."
Tang San swears with the Blue Silver Grass Wuhun, it is estimated that Ah Yin will feel a pain in his heart, San'er, you just abandoned your mother like this?
However, just as Tang San's oath was spoken, Gong Yu interrupted him: "Wait a minute."
Xiao Wu on the side went mad and said directly: "You never finish, why don't you explain everything at once? You have to interrupt others in the middle of what they are talking about."
"Fuck your ass." Gong Yu scolded Xiao Wu, then looked at Tang San, and said, "Remove the word 'Blue Silver Grass', don't specifically refer to the Blue Silver Grass spirit."
Hearing this, Tang San couldn't help being startled, thinking, could it be that he knew about my second martial spirit? Yes, judging from the way he refuted the teacher that day, his knowledge reserves should be quite large, since the teacher If he can know that I have twin martial souls, it is impossible for him not to know.
At this moment, Tang San's murderous intent towards Gong Yu became even more intense.
"You are enough, Xiaosan only has a blue silver grass martial spirit, isn't it enough to swear by this martial spirit? What do you really want?" Xiao Wu couldn't get angry after all, and wanted to be violent.
Well, Gong Yu also felt that what he did was too obvious, and Tang Hao was probably around, he was a little worried that Tang Hao thought he knew about Tang San's twin martial souls, and then became murderous.
So Gong Yu hurriedly made up a reason and came back: "I said before, Wuhun can also be obtained the day after tomorrow, if he gets the Wuhun after a bit of shit luck, and then doesn't cultivate the Blue Silver Grass, then he can't fulfill his oath It worked, so I don't allow him to swear on the Blue Silver Grass."
After Tang San heard the words, he couldn't help frowning, thinking, is this really the case?But it sounds reasonable. It seems that I was overthinking. He is a six-year-old child, how can he be more knowledgeable than the teacher.
Then Tang San said: "Okay, then I will swear again, I, Tang San, swear by my own martial spirit, if I don't compensate Liu Long with 10 gold soul coins within a month, then when I absorb the spirit ring at the thirtieth level, The martial spirit will be shattered and die."
After swearing, Tang San wondered, why is it level 30?
After Tang San finished swearing, Xiao Wu stood up again, pointed at Xiao Chenyu's side and said: "Now we can fight, this time I will play, I want to fight with him."
Xiao Wu angrily moved the finger pointing at Xiao Chenyu to Gong Yu.
"No, who do you want to fight with? It doesn't matter what you say, I will arrange my people." Xiao Chenyu didn't know Gong Yu's strength, so he wanted to defend Gong Yu.
However, Gong Yu said: "You are wrong, I am not your person, you are the son of a little city lord, you are not qualified to make me your person."
Hearing Gong Yu's words, Xiao Chenyu was also embarrassed for a while, but from Gong Yu's words, he caught information that could give him infinite imagination, so his respect for Gong Yu instantly increased a little.
At this time Xiao Wu interjected: "You heard me, he doesn't accept your favor, now you have nothing to say, I want to fight him."
"Then..." Xiao Chenyu deliberately bent down in front of Gong Yu, asking for Gong Yu's opinion.
Gong Yu nodded and said, "Okay, I'll fight her."
Hearing that Gong Yu agreed, Xiao Wu smiled happily and said, "I want to treat you like a pig's head."
"A pig's head? That's good." Gong Yu twitched the corners of his mouth and thought, I just wanted to teach you a lesson, but since you want to become a pig's head, then I'll give you that.
So, both of them stood in front of the teams of both sides.
"Summon your martial spirit, I'm afraid you won't have a chance to make a move later." Xiao Wu challenged Gong Yu.
But Gong Yu smiled disdainfully and said, "I don't need to use Wuhun at all to hit you."
Xiao Wu snorted coldly: "Since you say that, then I'm not going to be polite. The Soft Bone Rabbit is possessed."
After saying that, Xiao Wu was seen turning around in a circle, and then a bunch of cotton-like short tails appeared on her buttocks, and then a yellow soul ring danced out from under her feet.
"Century-year-old yellow soul ring!" Xiao Chenyu, who was standing behind, was shocked when he saw Xiao Wu's hundred-year-old soul ring, and looked at Gong Yu again, feeling that Gong Yu had been reckless this time.
"Cut, it's a rogue rabbit, it's just a soul beast bus." Gong Yu still disdain Xiao Wu for a while.
"What kind of rascal rabbit? I'm a charming rabbit." Xiao Wu pointed at Gong Yu angrily and asked, "And what do you mean by the soul beast bus? Are you scolding me?"
In fact, because of the word "soul beast bus", Xiao Wu thought that her real body had been seen, so she asked the following questions to test Gong Yu's.
"What do you mean?" Gong Yu said with a smirk on his face, "Hehe, it means that a soul beast like a soft bone rabbit will become sexually mature three months after birth, and the subsequent estrus cycle will be 8-15 A cycle of days.
Think about it for yourself, once this soft-bone rabbit is in heat, is it necessary to find a soul beast for breeding, on average once every 8-15 days, how many times in a year?
If it is a ten-year soft bone rabbit, how many times?
Then what about hundred years, thousand years, and ten thousand years, how many soul beasts do you have to find for mating?
What's even more frightening is that if it's a 10-year soft bone rabbit, then after 10 years, it has been bred at least 200 million times. , at least matched with 100 million soul beasts, what do you think this is not a soul beast bus? "
(The content about the estrus period of rabbits is all based on editing. If you like it, you can read it. If you don’t like it, I can’t help it. Anyway, just have fun!)
Tang Hao, who was hiding in the dark to peek at the situation, also nodded secretly, thinking that what Gong Yu said made sense. Originally, he wanted to teach Gong Yu a lesson because Tang San was bullied, but Gong Yu's words enlightened him. So he decided to let Gong Yu go.
At the same time, Tang Hao was still thinking, originally he planned to keep Xiao Wu as San'er's wife, but now he can't go, how can such a flamboyant person enter the Tang family, no, absolutely not, she can only be San'er Son's soul ring.
"You..." Xiao Wu seemed to be talking about her mind, her face couldn't help but flushed, but she suddenly realized that now is not the time to be distracted, so she pretended to be angry, "You are really bad, Tutu is so stupid. Cute, you dare to slander Tutu, I can't help but beat you up"
After saying a harsh word that didn't sound very good, Xiao Wu directly attacked Gong Yu.
Gong Yu said: "So what, if you don't want your vow to come true, just pay the compensation within the time limit."
Tang San also pulled Xiao Wu, and said: "Xiao Wu, don't talk about it, I swear this, don't worry, I still have a way to get 10 gold soul coins."
But just because of Tang San's attitude, Xiao Wu became even more angry, she looked at Tang San, feeling invincible in her heart.
Then Tang San followed what Gong Yu said, and swore: "I swear by my blue silver grass spirit, if I don't pay 10 gold soul coins within a month..."
Tang San swears with the Blue Silver Grass Wuhun, it is estimated that Ah Yin will feel a pain in his heart, San'er, you just abandoned your mother like this?
However, just as Tang San's oath was spoken, Gong Yu interrupted him: "Wait a minute."
Xiao Wu on the side went mad and said directly: "You never finish, why don't you explain everything at once? You have to interrupt others in the middle of what they are talking about."
"Fuck your ass." Gong Yu scolded Xiao Wu, then looked at Tang San, and said, "Remove the word 'Blue Silver Grass', don't specifically refer to the Blue Silver Grass spirit."
Hearing this, Tang San couldn't help being startled, thinking, could it be that he knew about my second martial spirit? Yes, judging from the way he refuted the teacher that day, his knowledge reserves should be quite large, since the teacher If he can know that I have twin martial souls, it is impossible for him not to know.
At this moment, Tang San's murderous intent towards Gong Yu became even more intense.
"You are enough, Xiaosan only has a blue silver grass martial spirit, isn't it enough to swear by this martial spirit? What do you really want?" Xiao Wu couldn't get angry after all, and wanted to be violent.
Well, Gong Yu also felt that what he did was too obvious, and Tang Hao was probably around, he was a little worried that Tang Hao thought he knew about Tang San's twin martial souls, and then became murderous.
So Gong Yu hurriedly made up a reason and came back: "I said before, Wuhun can also be obtained the day after tomorrow, if he gets the Wuhun after a bit of shit luck, and then doesn't cultivate the Blue Silver Grass, then he can't fulfill his oath It worked, so I don't allow him to swear on the Blue Silver Grass."
After Tang San heard the words, he couldn't help frowning, thinking, is this really the case?But it sounds reasonable. It seems that I was overthinking. He is a six-year-old child, how can he be more knowledgeable than the teacher.
Then Tang San said: "Okay, then I will swear again, I, Tang San, swear by my own martial spirit, if I don't compensate Liu Long with 10 gold soul coins within a month, then when I absorb the spirit ring at the thirtieth level, The martial spirit will be shattered and die."
After swearing, Tang San wondered, why is it level 30?
After Tang San finished swearing, Xiao Wu stood up again, pointed at Xiao Chenyu's side and said: "Now we can fight, this time I will play, I want to fight with him."
Xiao Wu angrily moved the finger pointing at Xiao Chenyu to Gong Yu.
"No, who do you want to fight with? It doesn't matter what you say, I will arrange my people." Xiao Chenyu didn't know Gong Yu's strength, so he wanted to defend Gong Yu.
However, Gong Yu said: "You are wrong, I am not your person, you are the son of a little city lord, you are not qualified to make me your person."
Hearing Gong Yu's words, Xiao Chenyu was also embarrassed for a while, but from Gong Yu's words, he caught information that could give him infinite imagination, so his respect for Gong Yu instantly increased a little.
At this time Xiao Wu interjected: "You heard me, he doesn't accept your favor, now you have nothing to say, I want to fight him."
"Then..." Xiao Chenyu deliberately bent down in front of Gong Yu, asking for Gong Yu's opinion.
Gong Yu nodded and said, "Okay, I'll fight her."
Hearing that Gong Yu agreed, Xiao Wu smiled happily and said, "I want to treat you like a pig's head."
"A pig's head? That's good." Gong Yu twitched the corners of his mouth and thought, I just wanted to teach you a lesson, but since you want to become a pig's head, then I'll give you that.
So, both of them stood in front of the teams of both sides.
"Summon your martial spirit, I'm afraid you won't have a chance to make a move later." Xiao Wu challenged Gong Yu.
But Gong Yu smiled disdainfully and said, "I don't need to use Wuhun at all to hit you."
Xiao Wu snorted coldly: "Since you say that, then I'm not going to be polite. The Soft Bone Rabbit is possessed."
After saying that, Xiao Wu was seen turning around in a circle, and then a bunch of cotton-like short tails appeared on her buttocks, and then a yellow soul ring danced out from under her feet.
"Century-year-old yellow soul ring!" Xiao Chenyu, who was standing behind, was shocked when he saw Xiao Wu's hundred-year-old soul ring, and looked at Gong Yu again, feeling that Gong Yu had been reckless this time.
"Cut, it's a rogue rabbit, it's just a soul beast bus." Gong Yu still disdain Xiao Wu for a while.
"What kind of rascal rabbit? I'm a charming rabbit." Xiao Wu pointed at Gong Yu angrily and asked, "And what do you mean by the soul beast bus? Are you scolding me?"
In fact, because of the word "soul beast bus", Xiao Wu thought that her real body had been seen, so she asked the following questions to test Gong Yu's.
"What do you mean?" Gong Yu said with a smirk on his face, "Hehe, it means that a soul beast like a soft bone rabbit will become sexually mature three months after birth, and the subsequent estrus cycle will be 8-15 A cycle of days.
Think about it for yourself, once this soft-bone rabbit is in heat, is it necessary to find a soul beast for breeding, on average once every 8-15 days, how many times in a year?
If it is a ten-year soft bone rabbit, how many times?
Then what about hundred years, thousand years, and ten thousand years, how many soul beasts do you have to find for mating?
What's even more frightening is that if it's a 10-year soft bone rabbit, then after 10 years, it has been bred at least 200 million times. , at least matched with 100 million soul beasts, what do you think this is not a soul beast bus? "
(The content about the estrus period of rabbits is all based on editing. If you like it, you can read it. If you don’t like it, I can’t help it. Anyway, just have fun!)
Tang Hao, who was hiding in the dark to peek at the situation, also nodded secretly, thinking that what Gong Yu said made sense. Originally, he wanted to teach Gong Yu a lesson because Tang San was bullied, but Gong Yu's words enlightened him. So he decided to let Gong Yu go.
At the same time, Tang Hao was still thinking, originally he planned to keep Xiao Wu as San'er's wife, but now he can't go, how can such a flamboyant person enter the Tang family, no, absolutely not, she can only be San'er Son's soul ring.
"You..." Xiao Wu seemed to be talking about her mind, her face couldn't help but flushed, but she suddenly realized that now is not the time to be distracted, so she pretended to be angry, "You are really bad, Tutu is so stupid. Cute, you dare to slander Tutu, I can't help but beat you up"
After saying a harsh word that didn't sound very good, Xiao Wu directly attacked Gong Yu.
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