S-level auxiliary system: All the heroes of the ages are for my own use
Chapter 306 Xiahou Dun's Accident
After hearing Cao Ren's words, Xiahou Dun became even more anxious. Originally, he was a little anxious and guilty because he couldn't go to the battlefield because of his injury.
It was because I was careless on the battlefield and underestimated the Youzhou soldiers that I was injured. Now I heard Cao Ren say that the battlefield was not going well, so it’s strange if I don’t remember it. Xiahou Dun said:
"I'm fine now. I'll take a day off and go to the battlefield tomorrow. I'll go and kill Gongsun Zan!"
After hearing Xiahou Dun's words, Cao Ren couldn't bear it anymore, and said with a smile on his face:
"You can just take care of your injuries and leave the rest to me, Zilian, and Miaocai."
Xiahou Dun was unwilling, and said:
"I'm really ready to go to the battlefield, tomorrow! I'll lead the troops tomorrow morning."
Cao Ren looked at Xiahou Dun who was so persistent, and said:
"Yuan Rang doesn't have to worry about the battlefield anymore. We have already completed the task of the master bus agent, and we can enter Youzhou City today."
After hearing Cao Ren's words, Xiahou Dun was a little dazed, and asked:
"Zixiao, are you kidding me? We have already won? We captured Youzhou City in just two days? Didn't you just say that Gongsun Zan was difficult to deal with? Who killed Gongsun Zan?"
Cao Ren laughed out loud, and at this moment, three more people walked in outside Xiahou Dun's tent. It was Xiahou Yuan who had just woken up, Cao Hong, and Gongsun Zan.
The three of them heard Xiahou Dun's words when they walked outside the tent. As soon as they entered the door, Gongsun Zan said:
"This general wants to kill me, Gongsun Zan, so much? But I'm afraid your wish will not come true."
Xia Houyuan and Cao Hong had a drink with Gongsun Zan yesterday, and they also thought that Gongsun Zan was a good person, so they went to Gongsun Zan's tent as soon as they woke up.
After searching around, the three of them learned that Cao Ren had come to Xiahou Dun's tent, so the three of them came together. Just as they were about to come in, they heard Xiahou Dun say that he was going to kill Gongsun Zan.
Gongsun Zan couldn't hold back, and said that sentence as soon as he entered the tent.
After Gongsun Zan finished speaking, Xia Houyuan and Cao Hong looked at Xiahou Dun with smiles on their faces!
At this time, Cao Ren also laughed and looked at Xiahou Dun,
At this time, Xiahou Dun was already in a daze, not knowing what was going on, pointing at Gongsun Zan who had just entered, and said:
"This, this, why did this Gongsun Zan come to our camp?"
This sentence made several people laugh. They didn't expect that their brother had such a side, and he looked a little silly and cute.
Cao Ren didn't want to tease Xiahou Dun anymore, so he said:
"While you were recuperating, Miaocai, Zilian and I made a special plan for General Gongsun."
Before Cao Ren could finish speaking, Xiahou Dun interrupted him and asked:
"What is the plan?"
Xiahou Dun was still staring closely at Gongsun Zan at this time, seeing his two brothers standing beside Gongsun Zan with smiles all over their faces, it was no longer clear what was wrong.
Cao Ren opened his mouth and replied:
"It was I who restrained General Gongsun's lieutenant general, and asked Miaocai and Zilian to attack General Gongsun. The two of them worked together to capture General Gongsun back. After discussing with General Gongsun, an agreement was reached. General Gongsun led Youzhou All soldiers and horses surrender to our lord!"
Xiahou Dun was shocked when he heard this. What he didn't expect was that the task of his master's agent was completed so simply?
Now Xia Houyuan, who was beside Gongsun Zan, held back his laughter, and said at this time:
"Brother, Zi Lian and I have made great achievements this time. When we go back, the Lord will reward us well. Get well soon. We drank with General Gongsun all day yesterday."
After these words came out, Xiahou Dun's saliva was about to flow out, and when he heard drinking, he already started to salivate.
Cao Ren continued to say to Xiahou Dun:
"Today we will lead the army into Youzhou City. How about allowing you to drink two cups then?"
Xiahou Dun felt a little unbelievable, looked at Cao Ren, then at Gongsun Zan, and saw that they were all looking at him with smiles on their faces. He thought he was dreaming.
So Xiahou Dun squeezed Cao Ren's thigh with his uninjured hand!
Xiahou Dun's strength is not small, such a twist, suddenly Cao Ren jumped up on the spot!Still shouted in the mouth!
"Yuan Rang! What are you doing! Why are you twisting my thigh!"
Xiahou Dun looked at Cao Ren, who was bouncing around on the spot and rubbing his thigh vigorously, smiled, and said:
"So it's real? It doesn't look like a dream!"
After Xiahoudun said this, several people were stunned. It turned out that Xiahoudun felt that he was dreaming, so everyone laughed.
But Cao Ren, who was still jumping around, was not happy, and said angrily:
"Even if you are dreaming, you can't twist my thigh! Why don't you twist your own thigh!"
Xia Houyuan, Cao Hong, and Gongsun Zan couldn't help laughing out loud when they heard this. The laughing people leaned back and forth, tears streaming down their faces.
Cao Hong was even more exaggerated. Those who laughed were already lying on the ground, covering their stomachs with their hands, rolling back and forth laughing.
Hearing everyone's laughter, Xiahou Dun couldn't help but feel happy, and said to Cao Ren:
"Doesn't it hurt to screw yourself? If all this is a dream, you won't be in pain."
After saying this, there was another burst of laughter. Cao Ren, who was so angry, wanted to go up and pinch Xiahou Dun now, so that he could feel this pain too!
When the pain was not so bad, Cao Ren secretly unbuttoned his pants and took a look. This time, his thighs were already blue and purple!
However, Cao Ren was not pursuing Xiahou Dun, so he said:
"Yuan Rang, General Gongsun will be our brother from now on, we must get along well with General Gongsun."
Xiahou Dun knew that since he had voted for his lord, he was one of his own, so he got out of bed slowly, stood up, cupped his hands at Gongsun Zan, and said:
"Your Majesty, Xiahou Dun, Zi, Yuan Rang, we will be brothers from now on!"
Seeing Xiahou Dun like this, Gongsun Zan hurried forward a few steps, cupped his hands, and said:
"My lord, Gongsun Zan, named Bogui, I hope Yuan will take care of my brother in the future."
Under the leadership of Cao Ren, several people came to the big tent of the Chinese army again, and began to discuss the next thing.
Cao Ren looked at Gongsun Zan and said:
"Brother Bogui, let's enter Youzhou City today, and let us see Baima Yicong and Youzhou's elite soldiers and strong generals!"
Of course Gongsun Zan would not refuse, because he already planned to return to the city today yesterday.
It was because I was careless on the battlefield and underestimated the Youzhou soldiers that I was injured. Now I heard Cao Ren say that the battlefield was not going well, so it’s strange if I don’t remember it. Xiahou Dun said:
"I'm fine now. I'll take a day off and go to the battlefield tomorrow. I'll go and kill Gongsun Zan!"
After hearing Xiahou Dun's words, Cao Ren couldn't bear it anymore, and said with a smile on his face:
"You can just take care of your injuries and leave the rest to me, Zilian, and Miaocai."
Xiahou Dun was unwilling, and said:
"I'm really ready to go to the battlefield, tomorrow! I'll lead the troops tomorrow morning."
Cao Ren looked at Xiahou Dun who was so persistent, and said:
"Yuan Rang doesn't have to worry about the battlefield anymore. We have already completed the task of the master bus agent, and we can enter Youzhou City today."
After hearing Cao Ren's words, Xiahou Dun was a little dazed, and asked:
"Zixiao, are you kidding me? We have already won? We captured Youzhou City in just two days? Didn't you just say that Gongsun Zan was difficult to deal with? Who killed Gongsun Zan?"
Cao Ren laughed out loud, and at this moment, three more people walked in outside Xiahou Dun's tent. It was Xiahou Yuan who had just woken up, Cao Hong, and Gongsun Zan.
The three of them heard Xiahou Dun's words when they walked outside the tent. As soon as they entered the door, Gongsun Zan said:
"This general wants to kill me, Gongsun Zan, so much? But I'm afraid your wish will not come true."
Xia Houyuan and Cao Hong had a drink with Gongsun Zan yesterday, and they also thought that Gongsun Zan was a good person, so they went to Gongsun Zan's tent as soon as they woke up.
After searching around, the three of them learned that Cao Ren had come to Xiahou Dun's tent, so the three of them came together. Just as they were about to come in, they heard Xiahou Dun say that he was going to kill Gongsun Zan.
Gongsun Zan couldn't hold back, and said that sentence as soon as he entered the tent.
After Gongsun Zan finished speaking, Xia Houyuan and Cao Hong looked at Xiahou Dun with smiles on their faces!
At this time, Cao Ren also laughed and looked at Xiahou Dun,
At this time, Xiahou Dun was already in a daze, not knowing what was going on, pointing at Gongsun Zan who had just entered, and said:
"This, this, why did this Gongsun Zan come to our camp?"
This sentence made several people laugh. They didn't expect that their brother had such a side, and he looked a little silly and cute.
Cao Ren didn't want to tease Xiahou Dun anymore, so he said:
"While you were recuperating, Miaocai, Zilian and I made a special plan for General Gongsun."
Before Cao Ren could finish speaking, Xiahou Dun interrupted him and asked:
"What is the plan?"
Xiahou Dun was still staring closely at Gongsun Zan at this time, seeing his two brothers standing beside Gongsun Zan with smiles all over their faces, it was no longer clear what was wrong.
Cao Ren opened his mouth and replied:
"It was I who restrained General Gongsun's lieutenant general, and asked Miaocai and Zilian to attack General Gongsun. The two of them worked together to capture General Gongsun back. After discussing with General Gongsun, an agreement was reached. General Gongsun led Youzhou All soldiers and horses surrender to our lord!"
Xiahou Dun was shocked when he heard this. What he didn't expect was that the task of his master's agent was completed so simply?
Now Xia Houyuan, who was beside Gongsun Zan, held back his laughter, and said at this time:
"Brother, Zi Lian and I have made great achievements this time. When we go back, the Lord will reward us well. Get well soon. We drank with General Gongsun all day yesterday."
After these words came out, Xiahou Dun's saliva was about to flow out, and when he heard drinking, he already started to salivate.
Cao Ren continued to say to Xiahou Dun:
"Today we will lead the army into Youzhou City. How about allowing you to drink two cups then?"
Xiahou Dun felt a little unbelievable, looked at Cao Ren, then at Gongsun Zan, and saw that they were all looking at him with smiles on their faces. He thought he was dreaming.
So Xiahou Dun squeezed Cao Ren's thigh with his uninjured hand!
Xiahou Dun's strength is not small, such a twist, suddenly Cao Ren jumped up on the spot!Still shouted in the mouth!
"Yuan Rang! What are you doing! Why are you twisting my thigh!"
Xiahou Dun looked at Cao Ren, who was bouncing around on the spot and rubbing his thigh vigorously, smiled, and said:
"So it's real? It doesn't look like a dream!"
After Xiahoudun said this, several people were stunned. It turned out that Xiahoudun felt that he was dreaming, so everyone laughed.
But Cao Ren, who was still jumping around, was not happy, and said angrily:
"Even if you are dreaming, you can't twist my thigh! Why don't you twist your own thigh!"
Xia Houyuan, Cao Hong, and Gongsun Zan couldn't help laughing out loud when they heard this. The laughing people leaned back and forth, tears streaming down their faces.
Cao Hong was even more exaggerated. Those who laughed were already lying on the ground, covering their stomachs with their hands, rolling back and forth laughing.
Hearing everyone's laughter, Xiahou Dun couldn't help but feel happy, and said to Cao Ren:
"Doesn't it hurt to screw yourself? If all this is a dream, you won't be in pain."
After saying this, there was another burst of laughter. Cao Ren, who was so angry, wanted to go up and pinch Xiahou Dun now, so that he could feel this pain too!
When the pain was not so bad, Cao Ren secretly unbuttoned his pants and took a look. This time, his thighs were already blue and purple!
However, Cao Ren was not pursuing Xiahou Dun, so he said:
"Yuan Rang, General Gongsun will be our brother from now on, we must get along well with General Gongsun."
Xiahou Dun knew that since he had voted for his lord, he was one of his own, so he got out of bed slowly, stood up, cupped his hands at Gongsun Zan, and said:
"Your Majesty, Xiahou Dun, Zi, Yuan Rang, we will be brothers from now on!"
Seeing Xiahou Dun like this, Gongsun Zan hurried forward a few steps, cupped his hands, and said:
"My lord, Gongsun Zan, named Bogui, I hope Yuan will take care of my brother in the future."
Under the leadership of Cao Ren, several people came to the big tent of the Chinese army again, and began to discuss the next thing.
Cao Ren looked at Gongsun Zan and said:
"Brother Bogui, let's enter Youzhou City today, and let us see Baima Yicong and Youzhou's elite soldiers and strong generals!"
Of course Gongsun Zan would not refuse, because he already planned to return to the city today yesterday.
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