Brother villain, don't be black

My old lady greets your eight generations of ancestors! ! !

At this moment, her mother tongue is speechless, the novels are full of lies, what kind of bullshit is she gifted, painless for a second...

The novel misunderstood me!

Cool fart, the pain is almost out of the body.

If there is a chance, she must, must report all the messy novels she has read.

Jiang Chenyu was in so much pain that she was cursing, Jiang Yan was not much better at the other end, the two Mengxin who had never eaten pork but only watched pigs running, were just pecking at each other and torturing each other.

"Boss, will you know it?"

"Forehead……"

In this case, can he say that he won't?

Of course not!

Jiang Yan's forehead was sweating, and his whole body was stiff, as if he had been immobilized by someone, he did not dare to move, and was in a dilemma for a while.Jiang Chenyu really wanted to fly up and give him a kick, to kick this doggy man to the end.

"say!"

"..."

Jiang Chenyu was so irritable that she clenched her fists and was about to hit someone online. Her blood pressure was showing signs of soaring, so don't fall in love. Love can not only cure her low blood pressure that has not been seen for many years, but also make people's force value explode!

Jiang Yan gritted his teeth and said bravely, "Yes."

According to the rules of Dazhou, before getting married, the clan will arrange someone to give a lesson to the newcomers, explaining the knowledge in detail, and even arrange maids for the man to carry out theoretical practice, so as to ensure that the wedding night will not be ugly and smooth. Complete all charters.

However, he didn't listen carefully at all, and he didn't have any practical experience.So much so that facing the situation in front of him, he was really at a loss, and in the panic, he couldn't think of any good way.

"Brother, if you can't do it, forget it!"

With a pale face, Jiang Chenyu tried to take a deep breath, her emotions were on the verge of going berserk, her black hair was soaked with sweat, sticking to her temples, her eyes were full of sorrow.

Who can't! ?

Jiang Yan clenched her back molars, suppressed the anger in her heart, leaned over to her ear, and calmed her temper with a hoarse voice, "Ayu, be good, don't make trouble!"

"I didn't make trouble!"

Jiang Chenyu turned her head sideways, glanced at him, stretched out her hand and pushed him, widening the distance between the two of them, her warm breath sprayed against her ears, arousing goosebumps all over her body, Jiang Yan froze, her face showing Embarrassed, countless black lines hung from his forehead.

Jiang Chenyu was also shocked, her star eyes widened with an expression of disbelief.

Boss, are you a little too fast! ?

It looks like he really...

cough!

Looking at his dazed and embarrassed expression, Jiang Chenyu felt that she should comfort her, even if it was against her will, it was better than saying nothing, "It's... nothing, it's normal, don't take it to heart, I understand very well, real!"

"..."

"Ah Huai?"

Jiang Yan was still in a daze, he seemed to hear Jiang Chenyu's words, but he didn't seem to hear them, anyway, those dark eyes gradually turned golden, and became deeper and deeper, like a dark night, without stars or moon, so dark To devour everything.

"Don't worry too much, the ghost woman said, you can still take it easy...you'll get better!" Jiang Chenyu was afraid of hurting his self-esteem, and comforted him patiently, "It's a big deal, let's continue drinking those tonic soups !"

"Ah!"

Jiang Yan chuckled, his eyes fell on her wrist tied with a red thread, a mace swayed gently, under the almost transparent white skin, there were blue blood vessels, the combination of fragility and wildness made his blood rush , every cell was clamoring, ignoring her chattering, and bit her wrist.

"hiss--"

Jiang Chenyu gasped, he wouldn't be crazy!Like a small animal, it sensed danger and subconsciously wanted to escape, but was pulled into a hot embrace by a pair of long arms.

"Well!"

"A fish~~~"

Sealed with a kiss.

With a bang, countless fireworks exploded in her head, and she had completely lost the ability to think.

bang bang bang-

The heartbeat was like thunder, as if it was about to jump out of the chest in the next moment, the eyelashes trembled slightly, leaving a crow color in the eyes, the cheeks were flushed, coquettish like the plum blossoms on the branches after the snow, and the red clouds in the sky.

crackling—

The lantern exploded with a crisp sound, the long night was long, the moon shyly hid in the clouds, the curtain was lowered slowly, only a little rabbit lantern by the bed was still shaking!

I don't know how many times it was the last time, Jiang Chenyu was exhausted, at the last second before losing consciousness, the only thought that flashed in his mind was: Shiquan Dabu Soup really didn't go for nothing!

It's too filling, don't drink it in the future! ~

**

The next day, early in the morning.

Outside the window was the sound of birds chirping, the fragrance of flowers bursting out, and the sky was bright with a white belly, Jiang Chenyu was still sleeping soundly in someone's arms, with a slightly red nose tip, she could still see a bit of grievance.

Jiang Yan nodded her nose, touched her round lips, couldn't hold it back, took a bite on her clean face, to taste whether it smelled like eggs or not.

"Hmm~"

Jiang Chenyu waved his hand in displeasure, trying to slap this annoying thing away, Jiang Yan smiled, with a look of satisfaction on his face, curled up, and wrapped the person in with the quilt.

"Don't make trouble! Sleepy..."

"what!"

Jiang Yan pecked her lips, "Wake up, it's dawn, we should go back to the palace."

"Ok?"

Jiang Chenyu opened her sleepy eyes and saw Jiang Yan lying beside her, she was stunned for a moment, then asked blankly, "Why haven't you left yet, don't you have to go to court today?"

"..."

Jiang Yan restrained his smile, and pinched her small face, not daring too hard, but enough to make people sober, with a hint of displeasure flashing in his eyes, "Ma'am, could it be that you didn't serve your husband well last night, that's why Tell you to be so careless."

Last night, wait...

What kind of words are these tigers and wolves? Jiang Chenyu swallowed her saliva and shook her head in a blur. In an instant, countless nosebleed images flooded her mind. She covered her face and buried it in the quilt inside.

impossible!

Absolutely impossible!

The person who made the delicate voice must not be her, and she was forced to say so many embarrassing things and unlocked many new poses...

"Is your lady shy?"

"..."

shame.

I'm so ashamed!

Jiang Chenyu has always claimed to be a thick-skinned person, but because the scene was too exciting, she seemed unable to calm down, and hit the people around her with her hands, "Jiang Yan, you are enough!"

"Hahaha……"

Seeing her struggling to find a seam, Jiang Yan couldn't help laughing, pulled back the corner of the quilt, and gently coaxed, "Okay, I'm not kidding, is there something uncomfortable on my body? I'll let the ghost woman come and show you Look."

"No."

"Really?"

"Ah."

"But last night I cleaned up for you..." Jiang Yan was about to say, but Jiang Chenyu covered her mouth, "Don't say it, don't say it."