Brother villain, don't be black

Old man Xue took a sip of wine and food, brushing his beard from time to time, as if he was thinking about something, but he seemed to have encountered a problem and couldn't solve it for a while.

"Strange, strange..."

"Why is there such a thing?"

Jiang Chenyu glanced at him and asked worriedly.Old Xue pursed the corners of his lips, slapped his forehead, and asked, "What did you two eat after you fell off the cliff?"

"Water, snake?"

Thinking of the snake soup, Jiang Chenyu felt goosebumps all over his body, and Old Xue's eyes widened, "What kind of water, what kind of snake, tell me in detail, so I can see if it's right."

"The water is the ice I dug out of the cold pool. When it was heated, it turned into water and I gave it to him to drink. A Chai skinned the snake and made snake soup for him to drink."

Jiang Chenyu recalled it carefully and said.

"Is that cold pool eight feet thick? That snake is silver with water ripples all over its body, and lives in the cold pool all year round?" the old man asked excitedly, grabbing Jiang Chenyu's hand, his eyes sparkled, Yan couldn't help frowning, cursed the old bastard secretly, and then silently opened his hand.

"Speak as you speak, what do you do with your hands and feet?"

"Ahem, hurry up!

Jiang Chenyu tilted his head and looked at A Chai, who was squatting on the ground and counting ants, "A Chai, come here, come here for a while, and play later! Be good!"

"Eh!"

A Chai walked over obediently, "Mother, are you calling me?"

"This is Divine Doctor Xue."

"Brother Xue, hello!"

"Forehead……"

Old man Xue is at a loss for words, this fool really doesn't know how to look at seniority, if he calls himself big brother, and calls this little girl mother, then he is a generation younger than this little girl.

"It's Uncle Xue."

"Hey, brother Xue, my mother is mine, you can find another one yourself." A Chai said very protectively, thinking that the old man with the white beard was coming to steal her from him.

"Pooh!"

"puff--"

Jiang Chenyu held back for a long time, couldn't hold back, and still laughed out loud, "This is Doctor Xue, I have a few questions for you, please answer them carefully."

"Fool, where did you catch this snake?" Old Man Xue asked.

"In the water."

"Uh, in the water or in the ice?"

"The top is ice and the bottom is water." A Chai thought for a while, then said seriously, "But the ice is not thick, and it shattered when I tapped it lightly. Fish is more delicious than snakes, but fish swim too fast."

"Is that fish only as long as a little finger, as thick as chopsticks, and completely transparent, with only a red line on its back?" The old man became more and more excited.

"Seems to be."

"Hurry up, take me there, take me there immediately." The old man Xue hurriedly wanted to pull A Chai, but he dodged him, "Men and women can't kiss each other, don't touch your hands."

"I, ah, bah, are you a woman?"

The old man spat at him resentfully, then turned to Jiang Chenyu and said, "Let your son accompany me, your little lover will have nothing to worry about, after the stamina is over, you won't even have to fight a tiger." Down."

"Really?"

"I, the genius doctor, have absolutely no jokes."

"Ah!"

Jiang Chenyu couldn't help but want to tear things apart, and she never joked, she just loves to tell nonsense, half-truth and half-false, and she doesn't know which sentence is true and which is false.

"Achai, what do you think?"

"Don't go!"

A Chai waved his big hand, squatted back and continued counting ants, Jiang Chenyu spread his hands, "Here, no problem, our A Chai doesn't want to take you there."

"Hey, the bridge was demolished when we crossed the river, A Chai, why don't you just take me there!" The old man was not shy, and acted coquettishly despite his age.

"..."

Jiang Chenyu rubbed the goosebumps on her hands, and moved to Jiang Yan's side, "The miracle doctor said you're fine, I think your injuries are almost healed, you should move back to live here! I live here are all female relatives , It’s hard to say, but we are at this age, so we have to take care of our face.”

"You want to drive me away?" Jiang Yan looked at her injuredly, Jiang Chenyu swallowed a mouthful of saliva, she didn't know why she was a little guilty, but in order to cut off the villain's unwarranted fledgling plot for herself, and for the better She wanted to help him find a good wife, and she decided to cut through the mess quickly, and the long-term pain was better than the short-term pain.

"Yes, that's right, I just want to drive you away, take the two brothers Awen and Awu and get out, practice swords in my yard all day long, hoho those flowers and plants, and you eat mine, drink mine and use mine, don't be afraid Others say you eat soft rice? Hurry up and leave!"

Jiang Chenyu gritted her teeth and said.

"Not afraid."

When did the villain become so thick-skinned?Jiang Chenyu couldn't close her mouth in surprise, "You are not afraid, I am afraid, anyway, you have to leave if you say anything."

The two people in this room were whispering, and the old man coaxed A Chai, talking all kinds of things, and then he reluctantly moved the stupid guy.

"Success, I'll go with you, but I have one condition!"

"What conditions?"

"Let's make a promise. From now on, my mother will be your mother, my father will be your father, and my brother will be your brother. If I die, you can't live alone. If you die, I won't follow you."

A Chai held his head high, with his nostrils facing the sky, and said loudly.

Old man Xue's face changed color when he heard this. What the hell is this? He still wants to ask this fool for help, but if he doesn't ask for help, he can't find the Gala fish that he has been looking for for many years.

It was really difficult for a while.

"This……"

"Tsk!"

Jiang Chenyu looked A Chai up and down, and wondered whether this guy was really stupid or not. He was obviously ignorant of the world, but he tried his best to take advantage of the old man.

"mother--"

A Chai glanced at Jiang Chenyu, as if asking for credit, Jiang Chenyu held his forehead, he is still a young man who knows how to play!What is it all about!

"I... I promise you!"

The old man Xue gritted his teeth and stomped his feet. After thinking twice, he still agreed, "I tell you, if it wasn't for Yu's sake, I wouldn't..."

Pfft!

Before they finished speaking, the two of them knelt on the ground and knocked their heads outside three times. A Chai carried the old man back as if he was carrying a chick, "Come on, brother, from now on. From now on, I will be your eldest brother, I have met our parents, and I will give them a kowtow."

"..."

Jiang Chenyu was dumbfounded, and almost typed 666 on the public screen. He really was his own big son, and he didn't forget to bring his parents along to take advantage of it.

"I am provoking someone!"

The old man Xue bowed his head reluctantly, and Jiang Chenyu was so frightened that he hurried to help him. He felt a little bit sorry for worshiping himself at such an old age.

"Be polite, let's talk about it in the future."

"How?"

"I call you uncle, you call me mother." Jiang Chenyu babbled nonsense in a serious manner, so angry that old Xue's head burst into flames, his face turned black, he pulled A Chai and rushed out.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"..."

As soon as the old man left, Jiang Chenyu held her belly and laughed loudly, Jiang Yan watched her laugh intently, her eyes were full of tenderness and doting.