When Valoran meets the hero of American comics

"Hey sweetheart, what are you talking about?"

Nick Fury was listening to his agents report about unknown monsters, when an inappropriate greeting sounded from behind him.

The tone sounded extremely casual, allowing Nick Fury to guess who was coming.

The cold-faced Director of SHIELD turned his head and saw a familiar figure standing there waving to him, with a small pink tram next to him.

"Wei"

Before Nick could finish his words, an upright finger touched his lips.

"Call me Deadpool, honey," Deadpool covered his mouth and secretly leaned into the ear of the director of S.H.I.E.L.D., cautiously looking like an old man selling food at the subway entrance in San Francisco, "My true identity must be kept secret."

With an expression of impatience, Nick Fury slapped away the finger that Wade Wilson put on his lips. Nick Fury watched with twitching eyes as he subconsciously adjusted the folds of his buttocks with his hands, and said angrily: "Aren't you already opening it yourself? Have you uploaded all your information in your online account?"

"Don't mention your name, just the DNA sequence."

"But no one is paying attention to my account. This does not conflict with confidentiality."

Deadpool spread his hands, looking innocent.

"Listen, Deadpool, there is a monster flying to New York. I don't have time to talk to you here about topics that have nothing to do with saving the world."

Nick casually glanced at the belt worn by Deadpool around his waist, which was what allowed him to rush to his side from the distant tram in an instant.

Ivan has never stopped improving the miniaturization of the "displacement gear", and the results achieved are also very gratifying.

When dealing with Olaf, he had used a semi-finished product that basically met the requirements, but because this kind of thing required the guidance and correction of the power of consciousness and a powerful energy supply, no one else could use it except himself.

After Modu sent the information, his understanding and study of magic knowledge made his research make extensive progress.

Professional guidance of the power of consciousness is no longer necessary. He made a displacement belt for this purpose. As long as he moves his mind, the bound person can move like a flicker within the effective range.

Compared with the "displacement gear", its effect is much stronger, but it also has side effects that ordinary people cannot bear.

Because it involves brutal space crossing, it will bring great pressure to the user's internal organs, and the bones and muscles will also bear a heavy load.

Even Wei, if she doesn't use consciousness to guide her or use Qi to protect herself, and lets its effect take effect, she might cough up blood. After using the physical strength of an ordinary person, the organs in the abdominal cavity can be completely packed into meat. Dumplings.

Others care, but Deadpool, who often sells himself to dissection rooms as teaching aids when he has no money, is not afraid.

Therefore, after Ivan added many valuable functions to this belt, it became exclusive to Deadpool, which improved his combat ability by several levels.

However, in order to prevent the imaginative Jianjian from using his works as sex toys with his girlfriend, Ivan made a special agreement with her.

The belt is free to use, but charging is charged.

Energy consumption during wartime will be reimbursed after recharging, and consumption during weekdays will be charged double.

It is precisely for this reason that Deadpool came here bitterly on a tram instead of moving here in a flash.

In fact, this binding clause is very necessary.

On the afternoon of the day he gave him the belt, Ivan detected continuous space fluctuations flickering in the villa. He thought for a moment that he was "being kidnapped" and had come to Earth early. When he walked to the back garden, he saw that he was dead. Waiter and Vanessa

It has to be said that Jianjian's imagination is astonishing. At least Ivan can't imagine his use of the "displacement belt" in this life.

The moment before the stabbing, he moved behind Vanessa, and then there was a back and forth cycle of one front and one back, one in and one out.

Ivan hurriedly left and later apologized to Vanessa for his unintentional rudeness.

But it also set three rules. In addition to the two rules about belt charges, there was also the requirement that Deadpool and Vanessa must return to their rooms when communicating and make sure the door was locked.

Vanessa was also embarrassed to admit her mistake and accepted Ivan's apology.

In fact, she had always suggested going back to the room. After all, there was still a minor named Evan Glazer in the villa. However, Deadpool, who had just got the belt and had new ideas, was a little impatient, and compared to a closed room, an empty garden was more suitable. A “beginner’s” take on this usage.

As for Deadpool, he also wanted to apologize, but by then he had been crushed into a ball by the furious Miss Wei, stuffed into a ball and kicked up into the sky, before he fell back to the ground.

"and many more"

Deadpool stretched out his hand to stop Nick Fury's next words, and said thoughtfully: "Why do these words sound so familiar to me?"

"Ah, yes, I just said the exact same thing to one of my admirers. He is a student who is about to enter high school."

"You know, he said that I was his favorite among the Avengers, and he asked me where he could buy the same suit as mine."

"And he said that this was the third time he had saved pocket money, but because he couldn't find a place to buy it, he finally had to buy an Iron Man figure to go back to play with. I mean treasure it."

"You know me, Nick. Although I have countless admirers, I treat every fan like a wife who sells herself to support the family. So I said very generously at that time that there was no need to buy it. I just gave him one." If you have a set, you will also get him a signed photo.”

"He excitedly asked for an autographed photo of me, but I refused. I decided to give him an autographed photo of all the Avengers."

"Although he is disappointed, I still insist that we are a combination and a family, and we cannot favor one over the other, so"

"stop stop"

Deadpool spoke very fast, and Nick Fury was just stunned for a moment before paragraph after paragraph of self-praising spewed out, making the director of SHIELD once again refresh his understanding of the word "shameless".

"This is an emergency. Please stop interrupting me, Wade."

Seeing Deadpool consciously making a zipper gesture on his mouth, Nick Fury continued: "Tell Ivan and Tony the news. It is inferred that the monster's destination is here, and it is not ruled out that it has There is a possibility of attacking elsewhere, so you must always be prepared to rush to where it lands.”

"The guided weapons are currently unable to lock on him. The reason is unknown. We cannot rule out the possibility that he is an accomplice of the metal monster just now. You must always be vigilant. After he lands, you must arrive as soon as possible and surround him. If he has malicious intentions, If you don’t plan to communicate with us to solve the problem.”

"As for the unconscious Ivan Vanke, he is currently under the control of the action team. I will ask them to take him to the Sky Prison for treatment and interrogation. All news about the subsequent monsters will be notified to you as soon as possible."

"Okay, go have a good chat with your family, and don't bother me with nonsense like bullying children."

Nick Fury waved his hand, signaling Deadpool on the side to leave quickly, then picked up the communicator and started to contact the observers at SHIELD headquarters to determine further information and action plans.