When Valoran meets the hero of American comics

"Honey, I have to go"

Wade Wilson sat up from the bed, saying goodbye to his girlfriend while getting dressed, with a serious and solemn expression, just like a soldier about to go to the battlefield.

"My dear, no one is stopping you," Vanessa, who was lying on her side with her chin raised, raised her eyebrows and said with a smile: "And if you don't hurry up, I'm afraid the battle will be over when you get there, and Ivan will be by your side by then. Just put a zero on the check, but don't cry in my arms."

Unlike Pepper Potts, Vanessa has always been very supportive of her lover running on the battlefield to save the world.

She is a woman who knows how to be satisfied. She is very grateful for what she has now, and compared to her previous boyfriend working on the black market, becoming an Avenger is obviously a better choice.

At least she can tell her children about his father's heroic deeds in the future instead of telling him that the money to buy him toys was earned by his father who got up early every day and stayed in the alley behind the school to collect protection money from his classmates. The cost was earned by killing gangsters and collecting rewards.

Of course, the most important thing is that her boyfriend's healing ability is really abnormal. Anyone who often sees his lover stabbing him twice when he is happy and still getting fine will not be worried.

"Hey, what do you mean?"

Wade put down the tights in his hand and looked at his girlfriend who was teasing him, with a look of helplessness on his face: "Isn't it because you said you wanted to touch me that I stayed?"

"But I didn't tell you to touch me."

Vanessa sat up and retorted innocently.

"After you've touched me, let me touch you instead. Isn't this common sense?"

"maybe"

Vanessa shrugged her shoulders, hugged the quilt and leaned against the pillow. Seeing that Wade wanted to say something else, knowing his talkative nature, she pointed at the alarm clock on the bedside as a reminder.

"Okay, let's talk about this when we get back."

Realizing that he had delayed long enough, Deadpool began to put on the tight-fitting suit and muttered to himself: "Ivan has no reason to deduct my salary this time. I didn't receive the order to go out and took the initiative to help. of"

"Maybe as soon as they saw me, he and Tony would be moved to tears, and then each would give me 100 million in pocket money."

"Yes, then you can add another 200 million to compensate for the damaged doors and facilities in the underground laboratory, and maybe more than that."

Vanessa rolled her eyes at her chattering boyfriend and said angrily.

"Uh"

Wade was stunned when he heard this and looked at his girlfriend hesitantly: "Wasn't that door broken by Wei?"

Something happened to Dr. Banner, and Tony Stark, the captain of the Avengers, rushed to the scene as soon as possible.

After Ivan learned about this, he also went to the scene. After all, no one knew the performance of the "emotion regulator" better than him, and some matters required him to make decisions on the spot.

Because the main purpose was research and treatment rather than combat, neither Wade nor Wei participated.

Wei stayed in the villa and continued to practice the Qi in her body to consolidate her improved state.

She is not worried that Yiwen, who possesses the Five Rings, will encounter any danger. Even if he encounters it, she can "teleport" there as soon as she receives the news of psychic perception.

Not to mention that Ivan is still bound to the effect of the "Guardian Angel Pseudo", so it is really impossible to endanger his life.

Wade stayed in the villa to accompany his girlfriend, and the two of them had the same bedtime conversation that couples would have while watching the live broadcast from Dr. Banner.

Of course, this should not be for fun, but to care about the safety of teammates and be ready to go to the rescue at any time.

Although there are interconnected communication equipment, there is no live broadcast that is vivid, I mean, intuitive and timely.

So, when the huge metal monster appeared on the screen, Deadpool immediately put on his clothes and prepared to go to support his teammates.

However, you need to prepare weapons before going. Just looking at the shape of the metal monster, it is obvious that it cannot be dealt with by his two straight knives.

Ivan had long thought about the problem of the other Avengers' insufficient attack methods, so he prepared a lot of weapons with different powers and effects and put them in the underground laboratory, and told Wade that they could be used at any time.

Yes, Deadpool is the only Avenger who currently lacks offensive capabilities.

With Wade's skills, as long as the enemy is made of flesh and blood, he can attack even King Kong with a knife, but if he fights enemies like Transformers, he probably won't be able to help much.

The firearms he usually used could cause too little damage, so Ivan made him many powerful energy weapons.

Therefore, Deadpool, who was about to set out, immediately went to the underground laboratory to install the weapons he would use, but he didn't know what he touched while jumping and was locked in by the thick metal door.

He had no other option. He didn't know how to open the door, so he could only contact his girlfriend and call Wei, who was practicing internal energy in the house but sounded like she was sleeping and snoring. She opened the door with hazy eyes and opened it from the outside. Laboratory door.

The law enforcement officer obviously had her own unique ideas on how to open the door. With an "energy punch", the door, along with the door frame and part of the surrounding wall, penetrated into the laboratory.

Wade did come out, but looking at the messy underground laboratory, it seems that not many of the sophisticated instruments inside can still be used.

Wade didn't take this matter seriously at first, but when his girlfriend reminded him, he suddenly became suspicious and uneasy.

"Wei also means well"

Vanessa's words set the tone for this matter. Compared to best friends, you don't need to worry about boyfriends at all.

Of course, this is a joke.

However, Vanessa does plan to work with her boyfriend to find a way to compensate Ivan for his losses. Even if they are limited in their ability to compensate only a little bit, it is still better than carelessly pretending that nothing happened.

"When Ivan comes back, I will deliver the check to him. The rest will only be figured out later."

Wade, who understood his girlfriend's thoughts, nodded. He was just generous, not ungrateful. No matter how much other people's money was, it was not his turn to waste it on their behalf.

This is why Ivan pays for all the expenses in the villa, but he often eats the peels left by his girlfriend to satisfy his craving.

But my heart hurts

After hitting his chest hard several times, Wade held back his tears and restrained his excitement.

The check he was talking about was of course the "signing fee" paid to him by Tony when he joined the Avengers, but it was about to leave him before it even got warm in his hands.

And compared to the losses, this part of the money may not even be able to compensate for one-third. Therefore, he may not be able to receive his salary as an Avenger for a long time in the future.

"I'm leaving"

After dressing, Wade stood up with his waist and abdomen hunched over. He had no choice but to do it. The force just now was too great and his chest hurt so much.

He should have set off long ago, but not long after he came out of the laboratory, the sky outside changed from noon to night.

The stars twinkled, and the incarnation of a demigod from another world arrived.

As her prayers resounded across the sky and earth, stars filled the sky and enveloped the earth.

When everything was over, Wade was surprised to find that his pitted skin had regained its previous luster and elasticity.

Not only that, after it was cut off, the skin that grew back was just like a normal person and no longer looked that annoying.

This is a rare surprise.

You know, although his appearance has been restored thanks to the "optical mask" made by Ivan, the skin from the neck down still has that disgusting appearance, which makes him wear high-collar sleeves and trousers even in the middle of summer. , wrap yourself up tightly.

Vanessa was also happy for her boyfriend, so the behavior between the two changed from farewell to celebration.

Each other took off their clothes and lay on the bed, groping up and down each other's bodies, as happy as a child who got hit by "another cart of lollipops" when buying black pepper.

The touching lasted nearly two hours, but they did nothing except groping each other and laughing and joking, which fully demonstrated what it means to be "willful when you have a partner."

"Stop riding your tram and take a taxi. It's faster."

Vanessa reminded her as she looked at her boyfriend walking to the door.

"That's impossible," Wade's voice was very firm. "It costs at least 12 dollars to take a taxi from here to there, and the driver may not go there."

"If I ride the tram, I can save this money."

"This is for work, honey, why are you saving this"

Vanessa looked at her boyfriend, angry and funny.

She knew how much her lover cherished his pink car. At least when he was carrying her, he always wiped her skirt with his sleeves instead of the car seat.

If he was asked to ride a bicycle, he would have to shoulder at least half of the entire journey. She really felt sorry for her lover and didn't want him to make it so difficult for her for a dozen dollars. After all, her life now was like paradise compared to before.

"Didn't you say that we are going to have a baby, so we need to prepare in advance, and the check is gone?"

"Listen, Wade," Vanessa said, pointing to her boyfriend in tight clothes: "The child I give birth to will definitely not be the kind of pampered young lady or young master. He will be willing to live a compact life with his parents. "

"You don't understand, honey," Wade released his grip on the doorknob and turned around to explain, "I'm the father."

"Evan and Tony can give him endless pocket money, Wei can beat up all the little bastards who bully him, Bruce can make the teachers who visit his home feel that they have benefited a lot, and Natasha can show him her big breasts and butt. round."

"In this way, everyone else has done everything, and he no longer needs me as a useless father."

"Well, are you sure that what you said is the father's responsibility?"

Vanessa glanced at the chest of her boyfriend's tights and asked tentatively.

"You don't need to say anything," Wade waved to his girlfriend and opened the door: "At worst, I just ride faster. It won't waste time."