Hogwarts card wizard

Kevin thought of the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor after the two said that. Although Kevin thought he was not very good before, it is reasonable to say that he should be invited to become a professor at Hogwarts. Brush, and even Hermione admired him so much, for a while Kevin was a little looking forward to the upcoming Defense Against the Dark Arts class.

Monday, Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom.

Even though Kevin was mentally prepared, he was still quite frightened when he entered the classroom. Compared with last semester, this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom was very clean, but the classroom was full of Lockhart's photos and Oil paintings, the key is that these photo oil paintings are all moving, so when you walk into the classroom, you will find a group of Lockharts posing there.

Kevin even felt that he had come to the wrong place. This should not be a classroom but Lockhart's catwalk.Kevin is not alone in feeling this way, but some girls seem very happy because they are about to meet their idols.

At the beginning of the class, Lockhart strolled in in his gorgeous clothes, flashing his trademark smile.

"Students, please allow me to introduce your new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, which is myself - Gilderoy Lockhart, [-]rd Class of the Order of Merlin, Honorary Member of the Anti-Dark Arts League, five-time winner of the "Ignore Weekly" "Most Charming Smile Award."

"And women's friends!"

Kevin added one for him in his mind.

The group of girls below, including Hermione, all smiled obsessively, while the boys looked shocked.At this moment, the feeling in Kevin's heart became more and more obvious, this product is an embroidered pillow, okay!This "pass" almost made Kevin feel that he had come to the Hogwarts branch of Deyun Club.

But at this moment, Lockhart has entered the state and continued his "performance".

"Of course I keep a low profile and never show off. I didn't drive away the Wanlun female ghost by smiling..."

Then I saw this buddy showing a sweet and confident smile that I don't know how to describe.

The boys looked at each other, and Ron said in a low voice, "This is completely different from the low-key I understand."

Malfoy also whispered behind him: "I think this guy has a brain problem, he looks like a flashy clown."

It was rare for Kevin and others to agree with Malfoy's point of view.

Lockhart also seemed to have sensed the strange eyes of the boys, and immediately changed the subject: "I see that you have bought my complete works, very good, today's lesson might as well start with a quiz."

Kevin complained helplessly in his heart: "If it wasn't written on the purchase list, the devil would be willing to buy these novels."

Students at Hogwarts described Defense Against the Dark Arts class as hands-on, even if Quirrell was a professor last semester, but this celebrity professor broke this convention when he came up.

"Oh, you don't need to worry, just see if you have read the book carefully and see how much you can fill in correctly."

But when Kevin got those test papers, he lost his composure.

"What the hell are these?"

What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite color?

What do you consider to be Gilderoy Lockhart's greatest achievement to date?

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When is Gilderoy Lockhart's birthday?What's his ideal birthday present?

After reading the question, Ron looked disgusted: "These are all shitty questions, and they are all about himself."

But it's just such a bloody question that filled three sheets of paper insanely!

Suppressing the desire to vomit, Kevin started to write. He almost wrote randomly, because he really couldn't figure out who else, besides voyeurs, would have such a comprehensive understanding of a same-sex, middle-aged man.

Soon he knew the answer.

Ten minutes later, Lockhart looked at the test paper with a dissatisfied face, and said, "Look at you, no one knows that I like lavender the most... Oh! Only Miss Granger knows that my wish is to bring peace to the world." Evil, and promoting my exclusive hair potion. Good girl!"

After speaking, he even put his "electric eyes" on Hermione.

"..."

Kevin didn't mean to despise Hermione. Even though she was as obsessed with this famous professor as Mrs. Weasley, he really didn't expect Hermione to be able to answer such a question.

At this moment, Lockhart suddenly changed his expression and pulled out his wand, and said with a dangerous expression: "Attention! My duty is to teach you in this classroom to fight against the most evil magical creatures and face the fear deep in your heart. "

As he spoke, he tapped the cage covered with red cloth on the lectern table with his magic wand, and the cage immediately shook violently.I have to say that Lockhart is very good at controlling language and emotions, and it really made most of the students feel nervous after the call.

"Please don't scream because you'll piss them off."

As he said that, he pulled down the layer of red cloth, and saw a group of iron-blue little guys with big eyes and long ears screaming non-stop in the cage.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief and showed relaxed smiles. Ron smiled disdainfully and said, "Cornwall goblin."

Cornish goblins belong to level three x in the classification of the Ministry of Magic, and they belong to the kind that capable wizards can deal with. Lockhart's horror rendering results showed these little guys. It's no wonder that Ron treats them A look of disdain.

But Kevin's eyes shined. If Lockhart's teaching content is to let students deal with these little things, then he really has to give him a thumbs up, because in Kevin's opinion, Defense Against the Dark Arts class is not more suitable than practical exercises Methods.

Kevin has read some books about magical creatures and knows something about goblins.

Cornish leprechauns aren't deadly, but that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous, these little guys are very playful and love to pull off all kinds of tricks and pranks.They have no wings but can fly and these little guys are very strong, always like to grab the ears of unsuspecting people, lift them up and throw them on treetops and rooftops.

Dangerous but not lethal, Cornish leprechauns do make for good rehearsals.

"Hehe!" Lockhart laughed, "I know some of you want to laugh. Please laugh now, these cunning little guys are very difficult to deal with, come on, let me see how you deal with them of."

I don't know if Lockhart wanted to raise the vigilance of the students or if he slipped his hand, he opened the cage when the students were completely unprepared.

moment!Iron-blue goblins poured out, and the classroom exploded.

At this moment, the characteristics of the goblins were vividly displayed, and everywhere they went was a mess, books, ink, brushes, desks, and everything they could grasp and pick up were all lifted into the air.The students had never experienced such chaos, not to mention casting a spell, and they couldn't even pull out their wands and run away.

And Lockhart looked very relaxed standing on the podium, and he didn't forget to "teach" the students: "Don't panic, drive them together. It's just a group of goblins."

But soon he realized that something was wrong with the momentum, the group of little guys gradually lost control, and poor Neville was even lifted into the air by two goblins holding their ears and crying loudly for help.

Lockhart swung his wand and recited a spell from an unknown school, but the wand didn't come out and was snatched by an elf. What surprised Kevin was that the guy was covering his head and was about to run away, but Who would have thought that just now after Malfoy and others ran out of the classroom and locked the door from the outside, this celebrity professor simply squatted in the corner and held his head.

"What a cheating master!"

Kevin complained that a magic card flew into the air, and as the magic card of the holding spell exploded, the little elves flying around in the classroom fell silent instantly.

The classroom was already "torn apart" and nothing was whole except people, poor Neville dropped on the lamp and swayed in the wind.

"This embroidered pillow!" Kevin complained, and then said, "Stop staring, put Neville down."

At this moment, Mr. Lockhart, the celebrity, changed his appearance just now and returned to the podium as if he was wet in his clothes.

"Good job, Mr. Allie! You perfectly embody the way I want to express, students, this is what I want you to do just now, is it amazing? 10 points from Gryffindor."

"Hehe!" Kevin was not happy with the extra points, and said with a half-smile: "Thank you, professor. You are really good, especially the posture of squatting in the corner and holding your head just now!"