Hogwarts card wizard

When the door of the office was pushed open, Kevin saw Dumbledore first, and then Harry, Ron and Hermione squeezed in, followed by Professor McGonagall and other professors.

It seems that there are many students outside.

Kevin looked "surprised" and asked, "Professor? Harry? Why are you here?"

Harry immediately stepped forward and asked with concern, "How are you, Kevin?"

Kevin asked in surprise: "What's wrong? Am I fine? Why are there so many people here all of a sudden?"

"what?"

Seeing Kevin's reaction like this, Harry and Ron were very puzzled and looked confused.

Ron asked, "Aren't you... uh! It's all right."

At this time, Hermione quietly pulled Ron from behind, and he immediately shut his mouth.

Dumbledore looked at Umbridge who was lying "asleep" on the sofa, stepped forward and asked, "Kevin, what happened here?"

Kevin asked "incomprehensible": "Nothing happened? I violated the classroom discipline and was detained by Professor Umbridge. I am copying my homework here. Professor Umbridge... Hey! How did she Fell asleep?"

There was a whispering sound outside, and Kevin and the people outside could clearly hear their conversation.

Everyone is puzzled!

"No! Didn't Eli get punished?"

"Impossible! You didn't see Umbridge's expression at that time, and you all wanted to swallow Kevin alive. How could you let him go?"

"But I heard what Kevin said in the room, it seems very harmonious!"

……

The noise outside woke Umbridge up, but in a different way!

"what!"

With a scream, Umbridge "jumped" up and looked at the smiling Kevin in horror.

When she found out that she could move, the anger in her heart almost ignited spontaneously.

"You...you dirty and damned bastard!" Umbridge no longer cared about his own sweet demeanor, facing this nightmare before him, it was hard to hear.

"Umbridge!"

Although Professor McGonagall didn't know what happened, she would never allow someone to insult her students like this.A reprimand, and stern eyes interrupted Umbridge's words.

"I ask you to pay attention to your identity! Professor Umbridge! You are now a professor at Hogwarts, and even an official of the Ministry of Magic! How can you say such things to students!"

Dumbledore next to him looked at Umbridge blankly.

Umbridge cried!really cried.

She screamed, "You...do you know what he did to me?"

Then he started to undress.

Some students outside couldn't resist the temptation, poking their heads out to watch the play.When he saw Umbridge undressing, he delivered the message with a look of excitement.

"Vacko! Umbridge undressed!"

"What? Is it so explosive?"

"What did Umbridge say Kevin did to her? Did I hear you right?"

"Merlin! Is Kevin's taste so strong?"

……

When Umbridge took off his coat, the blood-soaked clothes stood out on his right arm.

The three of Harry looked at the blood on their clothes in disbelief, but they couldn't help applauding Kevin secretly in their hearts.

How did he do that?This is too awesome!

Kevin found it ridiculous, and said, "Professor, have you drunk your coffee? What does this mean? Do you want to slander me with self-mutilation?"

"Slander?!" Umbridge laughed angrily.

"Tear!"

The clothes were torn off directly, revealing the wound underneath.

Everyone immediately turned their attention to those wounds, and then...

"puff!"

Harry and the others almost didn't laugh!

Umbridge did have a wound on his arm, which looked horrific, as if he had been gouged out by a knife, but the "style" of the wound was very unique.

"Umbridge is a pink toad! (?w?)"

It also has punctuation marks and emoticons!

Kevin sneered and said, "Professor Umbridge, I suggest you go to a mental hospital. This kind of self-harm is very serious. I can recommend some reliable hospitals for you."

Umbridge was really going crazy when Dumbledore interrupted them.

"Okay!" Dumbledore said, "Kevin, don't talk! Professor Umbridge, what's the matter with you?"

Umbridge's face faded from crying, and he said, "I punished him for copying sentences, but he used magic to hurt my painstaking efforts."

Kevin didn't rush to explain, he just stood there very calmly.

Dumbledore looked at her and asked, "Is that so? Kevin!"

Kevin smiled helplessly, and said, "How is this possible? I was indeed fined and detained, but I was copying the punishment homework, so there are no sentences."

Without saying a word, Umbridge rushed straight to the table to snatch the evidence, but when she picked up the papers that Kevin had copied, she almost didn't spit out a mouthful of old blood.

Because the paper was cleaner than her face, let alone words, not even a drop of ink.

At this moment, Kevin took out his notebook and said, "Are you looking for this? I always copy homework in my notebook. Professor Dumbledore, you can take a look."

Dumbledore opened the notebook and took a look. Snape on the side also came over, took a look and said indifferently: "Principal, these are indeed punished assignments. I punished them! I just punished them on Tuesday!"

"You...you!" Umbridge looked at Snape and Dumbledore in disbelief, unable to complete his words in anger.

Snape said expressionlessly: "Ms. Umbridge, I personally sympathize with your experience. And I am willing to believe your words. I can provide Veritaserum. But this seems to need approval from the Ministry of Magic!"

"Of course!" Kevin said immediately: "This is not enough, this matter has risen to insult me ​​personally! I strongly recommend holding another Wizengamot or the National Wizarding Congress to discuss this matter." thing. I'm sure Secretary Fudge will say yes, they're pretty good at it."

There was a burst of laughter immediately outside.

Everyone understood what Kevin meant, and this was a mockery of Fudge's fuss last time.

"Shut up, Ellie!" Professor McGonagall reprimanded severely, then walked to Professor Dumbledore and said, "Mr. Headmaster, I think this matter should be thoroughly investigated, but before that we should get Ur Professor Mlich was taken to the infirmary where her injuries were serious."

Umbridge almost didn't pass out again, she could see clearly, this damn school, from the students to the teachers, are so protective of their weaknesses!

Dumbledore nodded, and said, "It must be thoroughly investigated, so do as you wish! Minerva, go and send Professor Umbridge to the school infirmary."

Umbridge didn't say a word and let Professor McGonagall help her to leave, but the look he gave Kevin before he left almost swallowed him up.

Kevin smiled and waved at her, and said, "Go all the way, Professor!"