Hogwarts card wizard

Although the Protection of Magical Creatures class is held outdoors, students still need related textbooks. In previous years, it was a booklet recording magical creatures, but this year is definitely different.

The students are all carrying the huge "Monster Book of Monsters", although the bookstore has publicized it when purchasing, telling buyers the "character" of this book, the danger it will cause, and how to open it-touch it the spine of the book.

Hagrid also told this on the way to the woods, but even so, there were still people who "got tricks".

People always have a certain "death" mentality, maybe they have never seen how books "eat", so some students chose to open the lock of the book directly.

As a result, he was thrown directly to the ground by the "bloody mouth" of the book.

Malfoy looked at the weird, fluffy book in his hand with a look of disgust, and complained: "I really can't figure it out, why did this stupid man ask us to buy such a weird book, it's disgusting!"

Harry heard what Malfoy said, and he absolutely disagreed with Malfoy's words for Hagrid, but he and Malfoy agreed with Malfoy on this book.

In a clearing in the woods, Hagrid said to everyone, "Stop chattering, line up here, and wait for me to come back."

After speaking, Hagrid walked into the woods.

While waiting, Hermione looked at the "Monster Book of Monsters" in her hand, and felt awkward no matter how she looked at it. This was not the same thing as the "book" she admired.

Hermione said speechlessly: "This is really funny."

"That's right, it's ridiculous! Merlin, this place is turning into a kennel. What kind of idiot lesson is this!"

Malfoy looked at Hagrid who was walking away with disdain.

Harry frowned, and said, "Shut up, Malfoy! It's been three years, hasn't your father taught you respect?"

"Hmm... tsk tsk!" Malfoy looked at Harry with a teasing expression, walked over and said, "Look, our sage Potter!"

At this time, the students nearby gathered around to watch, and everyone tacitly cleared a "field" for the two of them.

Harry stood there looking at Malfoy who was coming over, and he decided that if Malfoy said one more thing that offended him, he would look forward to "fifty cents" to beat him up!

Behind Harry, Ron put all his robes and schoolbags on the ground, gearing up. As long as one of the two makes a move, Ron will definitely "serve" Malfoy and let him know whether his oath on the train is true or not. Imaginary.

But when Malfoy came to Harry's side, a look of fear suddenly appeared on his face, he looked directly behind Harry, and his body kept retreating.

"Dementors! Dementors!"

Malfoy's panicked voice made everyone jump, and Harry hurriedly looked behind him, but there was no dementor at all except for the lush green bushes and dappled sunlight.

"Ha ha!"

Malfoy's teasing laughter sounded, and everyone saw that he still had the panicked look just now, and he was looking at Harry with complacency.

Harry felt embarrassed, he didn't deny that he was afraid of dementors, but it was embarrassing to be molested by Malfoy in such a crowd.

Malfoy and all his boys immediately put on their wizard hats and stretched out their hands, pretending to be dementors and laughing at Harry.

Hermione immediately grabbed Harry and said, "Don't be as knowledgeable as these boring people, don't forget, today is Hagrid's first class!"

Harry wanted to give Malfoy a hard time, even if he got deducted points.But when Hermione said that this was Hagrid's first class, Harry still held back, he didn't want such a bad influence on Hagrid's exciting first class.

Malfoy seemed certain that Harry wouldn't do anything, so he added fuel to the fire again.

Malfoy was the film king, and said "apologies": "Oh! Look what we did? How could we scare our classmates like this? Quick, bring it!"

The onlookers were also attracted by Malfoy's acting. Even Harry and Ron, who wanted to beat him up, wanted to know what Malfoy was going to show?And why would you do this?

I saw Goyle took out a banana and handed it to Malfoy. After Malfoy took the banana and waved it with his wand a few times, a line of words appeared on the banana: "Banana head, Harry Potter special!"

Some students laughed, but some students didn't know why.

Harry was flushed with anger, and Hermione glared at Malfoy.

But Ron was puzzled and asked, "Hermione, what do you mean by banana head?"

Hermione explained angrily: "Banana head is an insulting word for Muggles, which is equivalent to being stupid...experience for yourself!"

If it was a "fool" Hermione would definitely say it, so this is definitely a more lethal word than a fool, and it is self-evident what it is.

This is the "Muggle vocabulary" that Malfoy intends to learn, and it is specially used to mock his deadly enemies.

Ron also understood the meaning of this sentence, and was ready to fulfill his promise immediately.

I didn't expect someone to do it in advance!

"what!"

Malfoy suddenly let out a tragic howl, and fell to the ground in extreme embarrassment.Malfoy, who fell to the ground, felt the pain in his buttocks, and stood up angrily.

At this moment, behind those people in Slytherin, Kevin appeared there at some point.

"Damn it! How dare you kick me, Eric!" Malfoy roared in a low voice.

Kevin smiled disdainfully and said, "What? I think it's a light kick? Aren't your acting skills very good? Come on, show me another expression of a dementor coming!"

Kevin "conveniently" came over just in time for a tail, and kicked Malfoy's ass when he heard that banana head.

Several Malfoy "horses" stood beside Kevin, but none of them dared to do anything. You must know that this guy had beaten Goyle and Crabbe in the first grade, and it is said that this guy had also done gangsters when he was young. devil.

Facing such an opponent, they didn't dare to take action lightly. They could just be scolded. It was better to be scolded by Malfoy than to be beaten.

Malfoy was trembling with anger, but he didn't dare to do it himself, because he knew that his strength was not at the same level as Kevin's at all, and the spells and spells were not good, and they were not as good as the spells in terms of boxing skills!

Seeing this, Kevin sarcastically said, "Hey! Why are you still shaking? What? You want to stab me with a banana in your hand? Look at you now, you are really a banana head."

Malfoy finally couldn't help it anymore, but he swallowed the words as soon as they came to his lips, because Kevin was actually holding a card in his hand at this time.

"You...Ari, you dare to cast a spell on me? Aren't you afraid of being fired?" Malfoy said in a panic.

Dueling in private at Hogwarts is a serious violation of school rules, and serious cases may even result in expulsion.

Seeing Kevin take out the magic card, Hermione hurriedly advised, "Kevin, are you crazy? Stop it."

Harry was very grateful to Kevin for standing up for him, but he absolutely didn't want his friend to be fired because of this incident, so he hurriedly persuaded: "Kevin, don't do this! Calm down!"

Kevin smiled and gestured to them the card in his hand, and said, "What are you worried about? It's just a poker card!"

From the looks of everyone, what he held in his hand was really an ace of hearts!

Several people breathed a sigh of relief at the same time, and Malfoy also saw the poker cards in Kevin's hand clearly, and was about to say a harsh word to save face.I haven't spoken yet, suddenly...

"brush!"

Kevin threw the playing cards out suddenly. Although he knew that the playing cards were harmless, Malfoy subconsciously took a step back.

"Wow!"

Almost at the same time, everyone exclaimed.

Malfoy also found that the banana in his hand had broken at some point, and the smooth cut surface seemed to be cut off by a sharp knife.

Others could see clearly that the playing card Kevin threw cleanly cut the banana in Malfoy's hand into two pieces.

At this moment, only the words "banana head" were left on it, and Malfoy held it in his hand.