Villain: Hey hey, female president, you don't want to have an accident in the company, do you?
Chapter 354 The first patient
"I heard that you are a miracle doctor?"
Just as Ye Chen's hatred for Qin Tian was increasing, a voice suddenly sounded in his ear.
Hearing this, Ye Chen raised his head excitedly, and saw a middle-aged woman standing in front of the booth, looking at him cautiously.
"sit."
Ye Chen's eyes lit up, and he quickly asked the other party to sit down.
The middle-aged woman sat down on the pony saddle, looking at him with cautious eyes full of petty philistines.
"Can the consultation fee be discounted?"
Hearing this, Ye Chen immediately frowned, a little helpless.
"1000 yuan is already very cheap, after all, I am a miracle doctor worth [-] yuan!"
His tone was very confident, no matter what, he would keep the woman in front of him.
This is the first client he waited for today with great difficulty, how can he let the other party go?
So he spoke very self-proclaimed, his tone was full of strong confidence, and he shamelessly praised his medical skills.
"Genius doctors can't be so expensive, give me cheaper."
The middle-aged woman's expression of running away if she doesn't give me any advantage looks very arrogant and unreasonable.
Seeing the other party's attitude, Ye Chen was very helpless.
"Why do all these people I met today make no sense at all, they are simply deceiving!"
He thought of this in his heart, feeling very humiliated, but he still chose to compromise when he opened his mouth.
"Because you're the first customer today, I'll give you a hundred bucks, only 900 yuan!"
Hearing his words, the middle-aged woman immediately became unhappy, like a shrew, "Eight hundred, not even a cent more!"
"Eight hundred is too cheap, absolutely not!"
"It's only eight hundred, and I'll leave if there's more!"
"No, absolutely not, I lost all nine hundred!"
"Bye-Bye!"
"Okay, okay, eight hundred is eight hundred, elder sister, come back and sit down."
In a series of bargaining, Ye Chen finally lost the upper hand.
Just kidding, how can he bargain with the eldest sister in the vegetable market, he is not an opponent at all, okay?
"It would have been better if it had been like this earlier, it wasted my time."
The eldest sister came back and sat down again, with a little impatience on her face.
The young man in front of him is really boring. Is this kind of person really a miracle doctor?
"Can you blame me?" Ye Chen's mouth twitched, and he couldn't help asking.
The eldest sister immediately exploded, and she looked like a quarrel in the vegetable market, and she immediately entered the state of the conversation, "I don't blame you, blame me, and delay my mother's home cooking!"
Ye Chen was sprayed on the face by the spit star, and wiped his face helplessly.
"Okay, then let's get straight to the point."
He looked at the middle-aged elder sister in front of him, and hurriedly changed the subject.
He has seen the fighting power of middle-aged women.
Moreover, he was deeply sanctioned, and he was no match for the other party in terms of words.
He was very worried that if he continued speaking, the other party would directly spray him all over his body, and when the time came, he would just shower him with foam.
"Hurry up, I have to go home to cook and take care of the children."
The elder sister rolled her eyes and looked at him speechlessly.
Ye Chen was very depressed when he was bullied, but now he doesn't dare to lose his temper at all, for fear that he will drive away his first client.
"What's wrong with you?"
He went straight into the state and asked solemnly.
"You are the only one who is sick, and your whole family is sick!"
When the eldest sister heard this, she immediately exploded and started to greet him, and even his family members greeted him together.
"I have no family anyway."
Thinking of this in Ye Chen's heart, his mood immediately felt better.
"I'm asking you, what's wrong with your body?"
He looked at his elder sister helplessly, but he didn't expect that the other party would directly start cursing at the first word of disagreement.
"Aren't you a genius doctor, can't you see it?"
The eldest sister looked at him suspiciously, with an expression on her face that you really are a liar.
"I..." Ye Chen had no choice but to give up his plan to communicate with her.
"Put out your hand."
He decided to take the other party's pulse first and make a proper diagnosis.
"As soon as you see my medical skills, no one will not admire you!"
He thought triumphantly in his heart, ready to prove himself.
"You people dare to call me a liar, just wait for a slap in the face!"
At this time, he even wanted to let out an arrogant laugh, which was similar to the villain's laugh in TV dramas.
"You're not a pervert, are you?"
Seeing him touching his hand with an obscene smile on his face, the elder sister was a little suspicious.
"Ahem...Sorry, I'm a little distracted."
Ye Chen coughed a few times to cover up his embarrassment, and hurriedly started a serious diagnosis.
"Will the genius doctor be distracted?" The elder sister's gaze became even more suspicious. Could this kid in front of him be a liar?
After a while, Ye Chen withdrew his hand lightly, and nodded solemnly.
"Genius doctor, what is your expression? Do I have some incurable disease?"
Seeing his expression, the elder sister was frightened immediately.
"Do you often have headaches, weakness on one side of your body when the pain is severe, dizziness, tinnitus, or even confusion?"
Ye Chen looked at the eldest sister in front of him with a serious face, and asked in a solemn tone.
"You are a genius doctor, these are all my symptoms, master, how long can I live?"
The elder sister knelt down on the spot, she didn't expect him to be able to see so many things just by taking a pulse.
"It's just a small problem, just a migraine, but you're a little serious, and it can even lead to hemiplegia in the long run."
Ye Chen was proud of himself and was very satisfied with her performance.
Now let's see who dares to say that his medical skills are not good, let's see who dares to say that he is a liar!
"Hemiplegia?" The eldest sister became even more frightened when she heard this, and looked at him with eyes begging for help, "Master, I don't want to be hemiplegic, please help me!"
Ye Chen was very satisfied with her reaction.
It's just that the title of this miracle doctor is a bit strange, why does it feel like a quack god?
But he didn't get too entangled in this issue, but said with a smile: "Fortunately, you met me, these are not problems."
"Master, what should I do?"
The middle-aged woman looked at him as if grasping at straws.
"As long as I give a few injections, all your illnesses will be cured."
He smiled slightly, and his confident look unconsciously infected the eldest sister, making her less afraid.
"I beg Master to give me acupuncture and cure me!"
The eldest sister looks very pious, like a loyal believer.
"It's easy to say, these are easy for me to come by."
Ye Chen finally seized an opportunity, so of course he had to pretend fiercely.
After saying this, he immediately picked up the silver needle on the table and looked at the elder sister.
"My needle is very big, bear with it."
Hearing this sentence, the elder sister closed her eyes tightly in fright, and said tremblingly: "Master, I am dizzy, don't let me see it."
Just as Ye Chen's hatred for Qin Tian was increasing, a voice suddenly sounded in his ear.
Hearing this, Ye Chen raised his head excitedly, and saw a middle-aged woman standing in front of the booth, looking at him cautiously.
"sit."
Ye Chen's eyes lit up, and he quickly asked the other party to sit down.
The middle-aged woman sat down on the pony saddle, looking at him with cautious eyes full of petty philistines.
"Can the consultation fee be discounted?"
Hearing this, Ye Chen immediately frowned, a little helpless.
"1000 yuan is already very cheap, after all, I am a miracle doctor worth [-] yuan!"
His tone was very confident, no matter what, he would keep the woman in front of him.
This is the first client he waited for today with great difficulty, how can he let the other party go?
So he spoke very self-proclaimed, his tone was full of strong confidence, and he shamelessly praised his medical skills.
"Genius doctors can't be so expensive, give me cheaper."
The middle-aged woman's expression of running away if she doesn't give me any advantage looks very arrogant and unreasonable.
Seeing the other party's attitude, Ye Chen was very helpless.
"Why do all these people I met today make no sense at all, they are simply deceiving!"
He thought of this in his heart, feeling very humiliated, but he still chose to compromise when he opened his mouth.
"Because you're the first customer today, I'll give you a hundred bucks, only 900 yuan!"
Hearing his words, the middle-aged woman immediately became unhappy, like a shrew, "Eight hundred, not even a cent more!"
"Eight hundred is too cheap, absolutely not!"
"It's only eight hundred, and I'll leave if there's more!"
"No, absolutely not, I lost all nine hundred!"
"Bye-Bye!"
"Okay, okay, eight hundred is eight hundred, elder sister, come back and sit down."
In a series of bargaining, Ye Chen finally lost the upper hand.
Just kidding, how can he bargain with the eldest sister in the vegetable market, he is not an opponent at all, okay?
"It would have been better if it had been like this earlier, it wasted my time."
The eldest sister came back and sat down again, with a little impatience on her face.
The young man in front of him is really boring. Is this kind of person really a miracle doctor?
"Can you blame me?" Ye Chen's mouth twitched, and he couldn't help asking.
The eldest sister immediately exploded, and she looked like a quarrel in the vegetable market, and she immediately entered the state of the conversation, "I don't blame you, blame me, and delay my mother's home cooking!"
Ye Chen was sprayed on the face by the spit star, and wiped his face helplessly.
"Okay, then let's get straight to the point."
He looked at the middle-aged elder sister in front of him, and hurriedly changed the subject.
He has seen the fighting power of middle-aged women.
Moreover, he was deeply sanctioned, and he was no match for the other party in terms of words.
He was very worried that if he continued speaking, the other party would directly spray him all over his body, and when the time came, he would just shower him with foam.
"Hurry up, I have to go home to cook and take care of the children."
The elder sister rolled her eyes and looked at him speechlessly.
Ye Chen was very depressed when he was bullied, but now he doesn't dare to lose his temper at all, for fear that he will drive away his first client.
"What's wrong with you?"
He went straight into the state and asked solemnly.
"You are the only one who is sick, and your whole family is sick!"
When the eldest sister heard this, she immediately exploded and started to greet him, and even his family members greeted him together.
"I have no family anyway."
Thinking of this in Ye Chen's heart, his mood immediately felt better.
"I'm asking you, what's wrong with your body?"
He looked at his elder sister helplessly, but he didn't expect that the other party would directly start cursing at the first word of disagreement.
"Aren't you a genius doctor, can't you see it?"
The eldest sister looked at him suspiciously, with an expression on her face that you really are a liar.
"I..." Ye Chen had no choice but to give up his plan to communicate with her.
"Put out your hand."
He decided to take the other party's pulse first and make a proper diagnosis.
"As soon as you see my medical skills, no one will not admire you!"
He thought triumphantly in his heart, ready to prove himself.
"You people dare to call me a liar, just wait for a slap in the face!"
At this time, he even wanted to let out an arrogant laugh, which was similar to the villain's laugh in TV dramas.
"You're not a pervert, are you?"
Seeing him touching his hand with an obscene smile on his face, the elder sister was a little suspicious.
"Ahem...Sorry, I'm a little distracted."
Ye Chen coughed a few times to cover up his embarrassment, and hurriedly started a serious diagnosis.
"Will the genius doctor be distracted?" The elder sister's gaze became even more suspicious. Could this kid in front of him be a liar?
After a while, Ye Chen withdrew his hand lightly, and nodded solemnly.
"Genius doctor, what is your expression? Do I have some incurable disease?"
Seeing his expression, the elder sister was frightened immediately.
"Do you often have headaches, weakness on one side of your body when the pain is severe, dizziness, tinnitus, or even confusion?"
Ye Chen looked at the eldest sister in front of him with a serious face, and asked in a solemn tone.
"You are a genius doctor, these are all my symptoms, master, how long can I live?"
The elder sister knelt down on the spot, she didn't expect him to be able to see so many things just by taking a pulse.
"It's just a small problem, just a migraine, but you're a little serious, and it can even lead to hemiplegia in the long run."
Ye Chen was proud of himself and was very satisfied with her performance.
Now let's see who dares to say that his medical skills are not good, let's see who dares to say that he is a liar!
"Hemiplegia?" The eldest sister became even more frightened when she heard this, and looked at him with eyes begging for help, "Master, I don't want to be hemiplegic, please help me!"
Ye Chen was very satisfied with her reaction.
It's just that the title of this miracle doctor is a bit strange, why does it feel like a quack god?
But he didn't get too entangled in this issue, but said with a smile: "Fortunately, you met me, these are not problems."
"Master, what should I do?"
The middle-aged woman looked at him as if grasping at straws.
"As long as I give a few injections, all your illnesses will be cured."
He smiled slightly, and his confident look unconsciously infected the eldest sister, making her less afraid.
"I beg Master to give me acupuncture and cure me!"
The eldest sister looks very pious, like a loyal believer.
"It's easy to say, these are easy for me to come by."
Ye Chen finally seized an opportunity, so of course he had to pretend fiercely.
After saying this, he immediately picked up the silver needle on the table and looked at the elder sister.
"My needle is very big, bear with it."
Hearing this sentence, the elder sister closed her eyes tightly in fright, and said tremblingly: "Master, I am dizzy, don't let me see it."
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