I'm just a cannon fodder villain, why are you attacking me?

The next day.

Before the sky was fully lit, the front of Lu Sumu's yard became lively.

Zheng Cheng has the habit of getting up early to carry water, and he has maintained it unshakably over the years.When he went out, there was no one here, and when he came back with water, he couldn't even find the door...

The door is full of unrecognizable seniors and juniors.

They were all menacing, and they definitely didn't look like they were here to deliver breakfast to Lu Sumu.

When Zheng Cheng was dealing with men, he could directly draw out the iron rod, but he didn't dare to deal with little girls, so he had to go back and wake Lu Sumu up.

"It's no good, buddy, the door is full of women, they should come to kill you, not secretly in love with you!"

Lu Sumu was shaken vigorously by Zheng Cheng, and woke up in severe pain.

He frowned and put on a dead fish face: "What?"

Before Zheng Cheng could explain to him more clearly, Lu Sumu heard the sound of smashing something.

"Lu Sumu, you dog man!"

"Get out quickly, don't wait for me to go in and catch you!"

"If you don't come out again, I will still smash it!"

Lu Sumu came out of the room with drooping dead fish eyes, just in time a water ladle flew towards his face, and he grabbed it.

"What?"

After being quarreled by two women all night, Lu Sumu didn't sleep well at all, and now he has a headache when he sees a woman, let alone a good face.

The female cultivator in the lead looked at Lu Sumu coldly, and snorted: "You are Lu Sumu? A good-for-nothing like you is worthy to marry our girl from Lingbofeng?"

Lu Sumu laughed when he heard that.

"You are barking... Uh, what are you narcissistic about! When am I going to marry your woman from Lingbofeng?"

Why can he be so sure?

In the past three years, the system has not marked Lingbofeng's woman at all. The number of times he has been to Lingbofeng can be counted with two hands.

Another female cultivator shouted loudly: "Shut up! If you hadn't molested our Senior Sister Yingying, how could she not think about food and tea, and giggle at your portrait all day long? Tell me, how are you going to compensate our Senior Sister now? Compensate us Lingbofeng!"

what?

There is such a ridiculous thing in the world, to blackmail him?

Lu Sumu almost laughed out loud.

"I suggest that you leave immediately before I make a move! Otherwise, I promise to kill every single one of you, making it impossible for you to leave even if you want to."

Lu Sumu is not Zheng Cheng, he can deal with both men and women, as long as the other party deserves a beating.

Seeing that this guy really drew his sword, the female cultivator who took the lead in making trouble immediately faltered and subconsciously took a few steps back.

They have heard of the battle between Lu Sumu and Baili Zhuyue. Even a genius like Baili Zhuyue would lose to him. They are not as good as Baili, so they must lose even their pants?

"You, you are not a man! You even want to beat us delicate girls, you are not a man!"

Lu Sumu sneered: "Hehe! Go out and inquire about Lu Sumu's notoriety before blackmailing me."

What is morality?

Since he bound the system, he has already taken off the underpants of morality!

Seeing him like this, the female cultivators didn't dare to say anything, they just gave him a vicious look, and left reluctantly.

Back at Lingbo Peak, before they had time to discuss the next step, they saw Senior Sister Yingying approaching angrily and hurriedly, and asked, "What are you doing? I heard from A Yuan that you went to the main peak , Are you looking for trouble with Lu Sumu!"

The leading nun looked embarrassed.

These people here have been taken care of by Senior Sister Yingying to some extent, so they are afraid of her coming, and they dare not lie, so they just nodded and admitted.

"Why are you doing this! Lu Sumu didn't talk to me at all, he just saved me when he was in the Holy Land, I, I just... thank him, not like..."

The more Yingying spoke, the softer her voice became, her face was already flushed.

It's over now, her secret love has not officially started yet, and she was messed up by these junior sisters.

"You do this, how can I see people!"

Yingying covered her face and ran away crying.

Only then did these junior sisters realize that they had broken a big deal.

"It's over! Now, if you don't pay Lu Sumu something, the matter will not be resolved."

"What do you pay him for?"

"Go and find out what he likes! Male cultivators just like swords, folding fans, sachets, and so on. We don't have any shortage here."

"Okay, I'm going to inquire now!"

……

……

"Dude, we caught a lot of big guys last night!"

In Lu Sumu's yard.

Zheng Cheng was showing off the game he had brought.

In addition to the pheasant, wild boar, and wild duck that I'm tired of eating, there are a lot of new gadgets today, all of which look very interesting.

Among them were two birds, not much smaller than an ostrich, with bright and beautiful feathers, exuding a faint golden light, but unfortunately, their necks were broken, and they died in peace.

"I said, is this something that our Qingming Mountain can produce?"

The more Lu Sumu looked at it, the more he felt something was wrong.

Thinking about the golden-horned white deer that Zheng Cheng cooked not long ago, this feeling of something wrong became even more obvious.

These birds and beasts...

There is no doubt that they have become fine.

Especially the one in front of him, which looks like the phoenix that Lu Sumu saw in the painting album, in his opinion, at least it has the cultivation base of the early stage of Jindan.

Of course, none of them are Zheng Cheng's opponents now.

"Could it be someone's mount?"

This worry has been lingering in Lu Sumu's heart.

However, considering that they will be plucked and put into the pot in half an hour to become delicious ingredients, Lu Sumu put his raised heart back into his stomach.

Leave it alone!

If you eat it, you will refuse to admit it. You can't cut them open to see how many bowls of noodles they are.

"Hurry up and deal with it, let's go to the pot."

"Okay! Dude, do you eat braised in soy sauce today, stir-fried, or called flowers?"

Lu Sumu smiled and said: "It depends on your mood, I will eat whatever you do."

"Okay, just wait!"

Regarding Zheng Cheng's cooking skills, Lu Sumu has nothing to worry about.

He is not a fussy person either, as long as he can eat what he has.

By noon, the stewed chicken was ready, as were the stewed ones and the beggars.

Zheng Cheng held his chin and looked at Lu Sumu expectantly: "Dude, try it quickly! If it's delicious, I'll make it for you next time!"

"What do you eat?"

The head's voice sounded outside the courtyard.

Lu Sumu quickly put down the chopsticks that he had just lifted.

"My lord!"

The two of them got up together and saluted respectfully to the head.

The headman originally came in with a smile, but when she saw the pile of colorful and glowing chicken feathers in the corner, her smile froze instantly.

Lu Sumu wondered, "What's wrong?"

"Where did you get these phoenix feathers?"

Is it really Phoenix? !

Lu Sumu's worry was verified here.

Zheng Cheng, who lacked insight, smirked and said: "This is the prey I caught! It turned out to be a phoenix, no wonder it is harder to stew than chicken."

"Still laughing! You have broken a big deal!"

Furious and frightened, the head of the sect quickly turned around and closed the door.

"This is a new mount that the saint bought back with thousands of high-grade evil energy beads. She escaped a few days ago. She has been sending people to look for it. Unexpectedly... it was eaten by you!"

As she said that, she lowered her voice and said seriously: "Go and deal with those Phoenix Feathers and blood stains, hurry up! Don't say anything about it, or you two will definitely die!"

While tidying up, Zheng Cheng asked, "Then, what about the meat? I stewed it with spirit grass, and it was finally cooked through."

"...Hurry up and eat!"

Things have come to this, and the head is also broken.

Lu Sumu suppressed a smile and said, "Then I will also prepare a pair of bowls and chopsticks for the master."

Seeing his reckless appearance, the sect master pinched his face in anger, and cursed in a low voice:

"Little bastard, you are causing trouble!"