I'm just a cannon fodder villain, why are you attacking me?

Seeing that Lu Sumu was about to slip away, Nan Xing stood up decisively and followed.

What's the point of eating?Brother Lu is what matters!

"Senior Brother Lu!"

"Huh? What's the matter?"

Lu Sumu didn't want to count her points right now, he just wanted to go shopping in the street to see if he could buy something to fool that ferocious female zombie.

"Senior brother Lu, haven't you noticed that I am different today?"

Nan Xing secretly wore the skirt he gave him inside, and added a dark plain gauze singlet on the outside, she felt that Lu Sumu could recognize it at a glance.

However, Lu Sumu didn't notice anything, only felt that she was extremely dangerous today.

Murderous, murderous!

Is this little girl thinking of messing with him again?

"No, your beauty is still the same as yesterday."

Well, Nan Xing was still happy to hear such coaxing words from women.

However, it is still a bit perfunctory.

Nan Xing simply blocked the door, opened his arms, turned around, and insisted on telling him to take a good look at himself: "Senior Brother Lu, take a closer look, today is indeed different from yesterday."

Lu Sumu moved closer, stared at her, and took a good look.

Suddenly realized.

He leaned close to her ear, said in a low voice, boldly: "Oh! Today, little junior sister... Could it be that she has grown up a bit?"

"Bah! Scoundrel! It's because I'm wearing an extra skirt! W-what, when I grow up, I'm already very big, I'm sixteen!"

Nan Xing blushed all of a sudden, and gave him a hard look.

Seeing her expression, Lu Sumu really looked forward to it in his heart. Could it be that today he is going to make him full of evil points and get a lunch box successfully?That must be a surprise!

Quick, you are angry, you are cursing!

I have offended you like this, why don't you stab me to death with a sword?

Lu Sumu got closer again, and said in a persuasive manner, "Little Junior Sister, what are you thinking about now? Can you tell Senior Brother?"

It should be to scold people, right?Do you want to kill me?

Quick, don't hesitate, do it now!

However, Nan Xing groaned, covered his face and ran away quickly, without contributing any evil value to him at all.

Lu Sumu stood in a mess at the wind.

He really couldn't figure out what was in the heroine's little head.

"Forget it, you can't count on her."

Lu Sumu put away his complicated thoughts and went out directly.

Today, there are more important things.

Purchasing gifts for women is something that Lu Sumu is familiar with, but today is still a bit unusual.

A female zombie and a young lady from Qingming Mountain are two different things.

Give gifts to young ladies, if you don’t deliver them well, you’ll be thrown out, give gifts to female zombies, if you don’t deliver gifts, you’ll be slapped, and your internal organs will be shattered.

"What should I give her?"

"I can't give you underpants again, it's too shameless."

"Silk silk and satin, gold and silver jewelry, she doesn't look like she needs it."

"Also, giving ordinary gifts won't have the effect of molesting her, and it won't inspire evil."

Just thinking about it, Lu Sumu's mind flashed, and he suddenly had an idea.

He saw a small vendor making clay figurines at the corner of the street.

This little peddler is not an ordinary person. You can tell from the clay figurines he made, no matter what, he has some cultivation, otherwise he wouldn't be so lifelike.

Lu Sumu sat down directly.

"Boss, come here and make a clay figurine like me."

As he spoke, he emphasized it emphatically.

"Remember, the body and clothes should be made separately, understand?"

The peddler had an unbelievable expression on his face.

It's really getting worse, and people's hearts are not ancient!

How dare he, an honest little peddler, make such indecent things in the street?

"No! Who do you think I am?!"

Lu Sumu chuckled, took out an ingot of gold, knocked it on his wooden box, and said bluntly, "Boss, do you want to do it, or not?"

The small vendor gasped.

"you you you!"

No way, this gold is so shiny, no one can refuse such a shiny thing, right?

Lu Sumu took out another ingot of gold: "To do it, or not to do it? To do it, or not to do it!"

"Stinky boy, you are insulting my personality!"

The little boss took the two ingots of gold cursingly, and started mixing mud.

"Just this time, don't make another example!"

……

An hour later.

Lu Sumu was about to fall asleep waiting, this figurine for the cultivation world was finally ready.

The small vendor collects money to do things very well, and every hair is clearly done... Uh, in fact, this hair doesn't need to be so detailed, right?Anyway, Lu Sumu didn't think it was necessary.

Of course, the pectoralis major and abdominal muscles, as well as the smooth lines of the limbs, still need to be done well.

Lu Sumu was very satisfied with this.

The small vendor wrapped it in a piece of cloth, put it in a box, and handed it to Lu Sumu.

"My skill is out of Li Zhuang. You have traveled all over the world, and you can't find another one who does it so well." He also wanted to boast.

"Well, if you make custom-made figures and sell them for money, you should be able to drive a Ferrari."

Lu Sumu said this casually, but the small merchant was stunned.

Custom figure, what is it?

Ferrari, what is it?

Lu Sumu took his customized figure and left the desolate market directly.

Facing such a powerful enemy, any preparations are superfluous, so Lu Sumu didn't intend to struggle anymore, so he went directly to a restaurant that was still open, opened a luxurious private room, ordered all the signature dishes of the restaurant, and went to A gold ingot was thrown on the table with a "crack".

"Xiaoer, call the two younger sisters to come over, sing me a little song, dance for me, and cheer up!"

"Alright sir, just wait!"

For a dude like Lu Sumu, money is something outside of him.

The biggest regret in his life is to be a worthless immortal cultivator.

It would be great if his cheap old man read less about cultivating immortals and paid less respect to immortals!In this way, he would not force his cheap son to go up the mountain to learn from his master.

Oh, what a crime.

Isn't it nice to be rich and young?What kind of fairy.

"Xiao Daoist, if you drink away your sorrows, will you worry even more?"

Hearing this familiar eerie voice suddenly, Lu Sumu arched his back suddenly, and the hairs on his arms exploded again.

However, looking around, he did not see the figure of the female zombie.

The female zombie chuckled, and said, "Don't look for it, Taoist leader, enjoy your hugs from left to right! Tonight, I want to see you, and I'm going to fool you again."

The sound quickly disappeared.

Lu Sumu's hand holding the wine glass trembled slightly.

The sound of the music is not so pleasant to listen to.

Thinking of what kind of beating he will suffer tonight, Lu Sumu's distress cannot be described in words.

The treatment of cannon fodder is not as good as that of dogs!In order to promote the development of the plot, the author of the dog can easily sacrifice a little scum like him.

……

In the blink of an eye, it's nightfall.

He only drank a little bit of Lu Sumu, and as soon as he walked out of the restaurant, he was blown by the cold wind and felt himself awake.

So, hurry up and pour yourself two sips of soju.

At this moment, Lu Sumu lost his panic during the day and became calm.

He walked in the direction of the mass grave with relaxed and joyful steps.

"Lu Sumu! You...why is it you again?"

Xiao Yu, who was planning to visit the site near the mass grave, was caught off guard by Lu Sumu at the grave.

Xiao Yu was also very angry, why are there such annoying ghosts everywhere?

Lu Sumu spread his hands: "Why can't it be me?"

"What are you doing here?"

Lu Sumu shrugged his shoulders: "Come to subjugate demons."

"What... just you?!"

After hearing this, Xiao Yu laughed unceremoniously.

Isn't this the proper way to deliver food?

Drink some wine, you can't even recognize who you are, right?

That's okay, let's take this opportunity to deal with this kid.

Xiao Yu restrained his smile, and patted Lu Sumu's shoulder lightly: "Ah! Brother Lu, then, I will have to rely on you a lot tonight."