I'm just a cannon fodder villain, why are you attacking me?
Chapter 003 I just want to offend the heroine!
Early the next morning.
Lu Sumu was awakened by a loud knock on the door.
He quickly put on his clothes, straightened his hair, stood up and opened the door.
"Who?"
"It's me! Lu Sumu, you shameless bastard, come out and die!"
As soon as Lu Sumu opened the door, he was thrown to the ground.
When he came to this world, the only buddy he made was Zheng Cheng, a fat man with the same cultivation talent as himself.
However, Zheng Cheng would not have his fate.
The year Zheng Cheng went to the mountain, there was a famine in his hometown, and his family members died and fled, leaving him alone.
The head took him in and arranged for Lu Sumu to live in the same courtyard with him.
He can't do the work of cultivation, but fortunately he is born with supernatural power, so he can support himself without any problems chopping firewood and carrying water.
"I heard that you offended the little princess of the Nan family yesterday! Do you want to die?!"
"Ahem, cough, Zheng Cheng, you..."
Lu Sumu was almost strangled to death by him.
Seeing that his good brother was going to be breathless, Zheng Cheng panicked and quickly let go.
"Brother, are you okay, brother?!"
Lu Sumu coughed heavily twice, and said: "Oh, your hand strength is really amazing! By the way, Zheng Cheng, the head is going to take people down the mountain to do errands recently, do you want to sign up? I remember you have a My distant cousin lives in Lizhuang at the foot of the mountain, right?"
"Yes!"
Zheng Cheng suddenly became shy.
"Don't lie to me, are you really going down the mountain?"
Lu Sumu nodded.
"Then I have to sign up quickly, there will be no seats if I go late!"
Seeing this heartless brother run away, Lu Sumu breathed a sigh of relief.
He remembered that in the original plot, the calamity of Lizhuang at the foot of the mountain was not easy. Many innocent ordinary people died, and even two beautiful senior sisters were injured.
However, as we all know, duplication like this often has both risks and opportunities.
It's just that the risks are borne by small people like Lu Sumu, and the opportunities often belong to the protagonist.
And Li Zhuang's opportunity is also Li Jiapo's piece of spiritual grass.
Those spiritual herbs have the effect of purifying the spiritual roots, and even have a certain chance to mutate the spiritual roots, turning decay into magic.
The male lead, Xiao Yu, is also a gentleman.
In the original plot, he would give these spiritual herbs to the injured senior sister, and indirectly gain the favor of the junior junior sister and the head of the sect.
"Um……"
Lu Sumu began to think about it.
This spiritual herb cannot be bought with money.
Realizing that he couldn't leave this world for a while, Lu Sumu had to think of ways to improve himself in order to gain some ability to protect himself.
Of course, there is a system father to keep it, even if you try to die, you won't die.
However, it still hurts to be beaten, and it is difficult to recover from injuries!
Who wants to be beaten every day? !
Moreover, if he chooses to self-shark, he will only reopen and repair until the repair is complete, and there is no escape.
The past three years have not been easy for Lu Sumu, and now it's only two o'clock, he won't give up lightly no matter what.
"Anyway, go to Junior Sister first, and test it out every day."
……
Qingyou Pavilion.
Since Nanxing was sent up the mountain, this place has become her residence.
Accompanying her were more than a dozen maidservants sent by the Great Xia royal family, as well as fresh melons and fruits that were not repeated every day, as well as gold and silver jewelry and rare treasures sent from time to time.
It is better to say that he came to cultivate immortals than to say he came for vacation.
At this time, Nan Xing was lying on the bed, humming with anger.
"This hateful Senior Brother Lu!"
"He was so rude to me!"
"When I tell daddy, I have to beat him hard with a horsewhip!"
Hearing what she said, the maids serving around held their breaths one by one, not daring to say anything more.
They watched the princess grow up.
The emperor doted on her so much, he raised her in his hands, no one dared to disrespect her a little bit.
Yesterday's Lu Sumu really asked for his own death, and he couldn't blame others.
"Little Junior Sister, are you there? I'm here to make amends for you."
Lu Sumu's voice was transmitted to Nan Xing's ears accurately through several doors.
Nan Xing suddenly sat up.
She asked the head of the school for leave last night. She didn't have any homework today, so she slept in.
One is unwashed, the other is not dressed up, and the face is bare, it is simply terrible.
"I, I'm not here! Go, tell him, I'm not here!"
The dull maid beside her shouted to the door: "Lu Jun, please come back, our princess said she is not here."
"you……!"
Nan Xing was very angry.
What kind of brain is this? Can you speak?
"I'm here! Who said I'm not here? I want to take a shower and change clothes, let him wait at the door!"
Lu Sumu laughed: "Then I'll just wait."
After waiting for less than 10 minutes, Nan Xing's long hair was loose, and Shi Shiran came out.
She only painted her eyebrows today, no makeup was applied on her face, she looked younger than usual.
There is a little peach blossom on the cheeks, and the eyes are misty, like an elf who has strayed into the world, extremely cute.
She is indeed the heroine of Cultivation of Immortals appointed by author Gou!
There is nothing to say about this beauty.
However, for Lu Sumu, there is not much difference between beauty and ugliness, since they are all npcs who collect quests anyway.
He clapped his hands like a magic trick, conjured up a bouquet of flowers, and handed it to Nan Xing.
"Give it to Junior Sister."
"Hmph! Do you think I would be rare for such things? Our Great Summer Palace is full of them!"
Nan Xing did not take the bouquet of flowers, but stared straight at Lu Sumu.
Holding the high profile of the princess, she said indifferently: "The apology is just like this, Senior Brother Lu is too insincere, is he looking down on me, or our Nan family?"
He was so bold last night, what about today?
In Nan Xing's heart, there was a twisted expectation.
She wanted to see to what extent this guy could be rebellious and how much stimulation he could bring her.
The bigger the noise, the better!
She couldn't wait to see, those rotten old guys were so shocked.
Lu Sumu scratched her hair, pretended to be distressed, and muttered in a voice that could just be heard by her.
"How should I put it? If my junior sister is willing to give me a chance, we two sneak down the mountain and make an appointment or something, then I can better express my apology."
Downhill?
Dating? !
God, it's too presumptuous, how dare he?
Without the token of the master, if you sneak down the mountain, you will be hanged and beaten!
Very good, she likes it... Anyway, they dare not beat her, they only beat the shameless Senior Brother Lu.
Nan Xing coughed lightly, and asked deliberately: "Then if I don't go, are you going to tie me up again?"
Lu Sumu glanced at her: "Don't dare."
Don't dare?
Nan Xing felt somewhat disappointed.
I thought he was as courageous as yesterday.
"Then you go, Brother Lu, don't delay your morning class."
"Well, then I'll go first."
Lu Sumu pretended to leave, and observed Nan Xing from the corner of his eye.
He thought, directly pick up the heroine, and run all the way down the mountain, such a risky and shameless behavior, must make her feel ashamed and angry, don't you give him the two evil points on the spot?
Hmph, just do it!
Taking advantage of Nan Xing's inattention, he snatched him over.
"ah!!!"
Ignoring Nan Xing's screams and the screams of the maids, Lu Sumu ran away with his junior sister on his shoulders without stopping for a moment.
In the past three years, the best homework he has learned is to escape!
Can you play hooligans and run fast?If you don't die, you have to break a leg.
"Come on, help me! Hurry up and save Her Royal Highness!"
Just as they were panicking, the head maid raised her hand to signal them to stop.
She is old and sophisticated, and immediately saw through the princess's tricks.
"That's just a fluffy boy in the early stage of Qi refining. Our princess can hold him down with one hand, but he was kidnapped twice... Hmph, the princess must be playing with him."
That being the case, it's better not to disturb the princess's elegance!Instead of worrying about the princess, why not worry about this bold Mr. Lu...
Lu Sumu was awakened by a loud knock on the door.
He quickly put on his clothes, straightened his hair, stood up and opened the door.
"Who?"
"It's me! Lu Sumu, you shameless bastard, come out and die!"
As soon as Lu Sumu opened the door, he was thrown to the ground.
When he came to this world, the only buddy he made was Zheng Cheng, a fat man with the same cultivation talent as himself.
However, Zheng Cheng would not have his fate.
The year Zheng Cheng went to the mountain, there was a famine in his hometown, and his family members died and fled, leaving him alone.
The head took him in and arranged for Lu Sumu to live in the same courtyard with him.
He can't do the work of cultivation, but fortunately he is born with supernatural power, so he can support himself without any problems chopping firewood and carrying water.
"I heard that you offended the little princess of the Nan family yesterday! Do you want to die?!"
"Ahem, cough, Zheng Cheng, you..."
Lu Sumu was almost strangled to death by him.
Seeing that his good brother was going to be breathless, Zheng Cheng panicked and quickly let go.
"Brother, are you okay, brother?!"
Lu Sumu coughed heavily twice, and said: "Oh, your hand strength is really amazing! By the way, Zheng Cheng, the head is going to take people down the mountain to do errands recently, do you want to sign up? I remember you have a My distant cousin lives in Lizhuang at the foot of the mountain, right?"
"Yes!"
Zheng Cheng suddenly became shy.
"Don't lie to me, are you really going down the mountain?"
Lu Sumu nodded.
"Then I have to sign up quickly, there will be no seats if I go late!"
Seeing this heartless brother run away, Lu Sumu breathed a sigh of relief.
He remembered that in the original plot, the calamity of Lizhuang at the foot of the mountain was not easy. Many innocent ordinary people died, and even two beautiful senior sisters were injured.
However, as we all know, duplication like this often has both risks and opportunities.
It's just that the risks are borne by small people like Lu Sumu, and the opportunities often belong to the protagonist.
And Li Zhuang's opportunity is also Li Jiapo's piece of spiritual grass.
Those spiritual herbs have the effect of purifying the spiritual roots, and even have a certain chance to mutate the spiritual roots, turning decay into magic.
The male lead, Xiao Yu, is also a gentleman.
In the original plot, he would give these spiritual herbs to the injured senior sister, and indirectly gain the favor of the junior junior sister and the head of the sect.
"Um……"
Lu Sumu began to think about it.
This spiritual herb cannot be bought with money.
Realizing that he couldn't leave this world for a while, Lu Sumu had to think of ways to improve himself in order to gain some ability to protect himself.
Of course, there is a system father to keep it, even if you try to die, you won't die.
However, it still hurts to be beaten, and it is difficult to recover from injuries!
Who wants to be beaten every day? !
Moreover, if he chooses to self-shark, he will only reopen and repair until the repair is complete, and there is no escape.
The past three years have not been easy for Lu Sumu, and now it's only two o'clock, he won't give up lightly no matter what.
"Anyway, go to Junior Sister first, and test it out every day."
……
Qingyou Pavilion.
Since Nanxing was sent up the mountain, this place has become her residence.
Accompanying her were more than a dozen maidservants sent by the Great Xia royal family, as well as fresh melons and fruits that were not repeated every day, as well as gold and silver jewelry and rare treasures sent from time to time.
It is better to say that he came to cultivate immortals than to say he came for vacation.
At this time, Nan Xing was lying on the bed, humming with anger.
"This hateful Senior Brother Lu!"
"He was so rude to me!"
"When I tell daddy, I have to beat him hard with a horsewhip!"
Hearing what she said, the maids serving around held their breaths one by one, not daring to say anything more.
They watched the princess grow up.
The emperor doted on her so much, he raised her in his hands, no one dared to disrespect her a little bit.
Yesterday's Lu Sumu really asked for his own death, and he couldn't blame others.
"Little Junior Sister, are you there? I'm here to make amends for you."
Lu Sumu's voice was transmitted to Nan Xing's ears accurately through several doors.
Nan Xing suddenly sat up.
She asked the head of the school for leave last night. She didn't have any homework today, so she slept in.
One is unwashed, the other is not dressed up, and the face is bare, it is simply terrible.
"I, I'm not here! Go, tell him, I'm not here!"
The dull maid beside her shouted to the door: "Lu Jun, please come back, our princess said she is not here."
"you……!"
Nan Xing was very angry.
What kind of brain is this? Can you speak?
"I'm here! Who said I'm not here? I want to take a shower and change clothes, let him wait at the door!"
Lu Sumu laughed: "Then I'll just wait."
After waiting for less than 10 minutes, Nan Xing's long hair was loose, and Shi Shiran came out.
She only painted her eyebrows today, no makeup was applied on her face, she looked younger than usual.
There is a little peach blossom on the cheeks, and the eyes are misty, like an elf who has strayed into the world, extremely cute.
She is indeed the heroine of Cultivation of Immortals appointed by author Gou!
There is nothing to say about this beauty.
However, for Lu Sumu, there is not much difference between beauty and ugliness, since they are all npcs who collect quests anyway.
He clapped his hands like a magic trick, conjured up a bouquet of flowers, and handed it to Nan Xing.
"Give it to Junior Sister."
"Hmph! Do you think I would be rare for such things? Our Great Summer Palace is full of them!"
Nan Xing did not take the bouquet of flowers, but stared straight at Lu Sumu.
Holding the high profile of the princess, she said indifferently: "The apology is just like this, Senior Brother Lu is too insincere, is he looking down on me, or our Nan family?"
He was so bold last night, what about today?
In Nan Xing's heart, there was a twisted expectation.
She wanted to see to what extent this guy could be rebellious and how much stimulation he could bring her.
The bigger the noise, the better!
She couldn't wait to see, those rotten old guys were so shocked.
Lu Sumu scratched her hair, pretended to be distressed, and muttered in a voice that could just be heard by her.
"How should I put it? If my junior sister is willing to give me a chance, we two sneak down the mountain and make an appointment or something, then I can better express my apology."
Downhill?
Dating? !
God, it's too presumptuous, how dare he?
Without the token of the master, if you sneak down the mountain, you will be hanged and beaten!
Very good, she likes it... Anyway, they dare not beat her, they only beat the shameless Senior Brother Lu.
Nan Xing coughed lightly, and asked deliberately: "Then if I don't go, are you going to tie me up again?"
Lu Sumu glanced at her: "Don't dare."
Don't dare?
Nan Xing felt somewhat disappointed.
I thought he was as courageous as yesterday.
"Then you go, Brother Lu, don't delay your morning class."
"Well, then I'll go first."
Lu Sumu pretended to leave, and observed Nan Xing from the corner of his eye.
He thought, directly pick up the heroine, and run all the way down the mountain, such a risky and shameless behavior, must make her feel ashamed and angry, don't you give him the two evil points on the spot?
Hmph, just do it!
Taking advantage of Nan Xing's inattention, he snatched him over.
"ah!!!"
Ignoring Nan Xing's screams and the screams of the maids, Lu Sumu ran away with his junior sister on his shoulders without stopping for a moment.
In the past three years, the best homework he has learned is to escape!
Can you play hooligans and run fast?If you don't die, you have to break a leg.
"Come on, help me! Hurry up and save Her Royal Highness!"
Just as they were panicking, the head maid raised her hand to signal them to stop.
She is old and sophisticated, and immediately saw through the princess's tricks.
"That's just a fluffy boy in the early stage of Qi refining. Our princess can hold him down with one hand, but he was kidnapped twice... Hmph, the princess must be playing with him."
That being the case, it's better not to disturb the princess's elegance!Instead of worrying about the princess, why not worry about this bold Mr. Lu...
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