I signed up to become a god in a mental hospital

The sun shines in the sky, the flowers smile at me...

After leaving the training camp, it had been a long time since Li Qian had enjoyed a day without the ringing of the assembly bell, so he slept extremely comfortably this night.

When Li Qian opened his eyes, it was already the midday sun.

Wake up, the fully automatic Rubik's Cube is online.

Li Qian washed up slowly, then put on a suit that Baili Pangpang gave him when he parted, and walked out of the room.

The so-called people rely on clothes and horses rely on saddles, so it is!

When they came to the living room, no one else was there, only Hongying was sitting on the sofa, and a stupid soap opera was playing on the TV.

"What about the rest?"

Li Qian asked Hongying as he went downstairs.

"They all went out to investigate the mysterious incident that cut fingers!"

Hongying spoke, while her eyes were watching the plot on the TV, she was not surprised by Li Qian's sudden voice.

"Oh!"

Li Qian nodded thoughtfully.

Having said that, the first task Yuan Gang assigned to him seemed to be to be Lin Qiye's 24-hour personal bodyguard. Obviously, he seemed a bit incompetent.

"Lin Qiye also went out?"

Li Qian immediately asked about Hongying.

"Of course, he seemed to be very interested in this mysterious incident. Before dawn, he and Wen Qimo went to the tavern in the video."

Hongying nodded and said.

"Hiss...perverted..."

Suddenly, Hongying turned her head and just saw Li Qian who was just walking down the stairs.

Seeing the black suit Li Qian was wearing, he blurted out involuntarily.

"What?"

A look of bewilderment appeared on Li Qian's face.

"Wearing a suit in broad daylight, isn't that a pervert!"

Hongying said with a look of disdain.

"You must not know that there is a term called a suit thug!"

Li Qian shrugged his shoulders and said.

The image of the warden played by Zhang Jin in the previous life Slaying the Wolf II has always been his favorite character.

The heaviest punches in the yuppiest suits.

This strong sense of contrast makes people yearn for it.

"I'll go get something to eat, do you want to eat?"

Li Qian turned around and walked towards the direction of the kitchen and asked.

"I have already eaten!"

Hongying's voice followed.

Afterwards, Li Qian walked into the kitchen, glanced at the ingredients in the refrigerator, and without hesitation, Li Qian made a bowl of seafood noodles with rich ingredients.

Immediately, he found a super large bowl from the cupboard and cleaned up all the seafood noodles in the pot. Li Qian walked to the living room with the seafood noodles.

A small horse suddenly appeared under the buttocks where Li Qian was about to sit down, and the remote control of the TV also appeared in Li Qian's hands.

Randomly tuned into a suspense drama and Li Qian prepared to have breakfast.

"Why don't you come a little?"

Li Qian asked Hongying.

"Don't eat!"

Hongying shook her crystal clear nose and said.

"OK then!"

Li Qian nodded and picked up a piece of lobster and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Suck, suck, suck~"

Li Qian feasted on...

"Why don't you save some for me!"

Seeing Li Qian eating and broadcasting face to face, Hongying patted her stomach in disappointment and said.

"There's a little left in the pot for you!"

Li Qian snapped his fingers.

A small mazza and a bowl of steaming seafood noodles appeared beside him.

"Suck, suck, suck~"

There was a rather synchronized sound of eating noodles in the living room.

After eating and drinking enough, Li Qian snapped his fingers.

The two bowls on the coffee table appeared in the sink, and the snake girl appeared in the kitchen with a dazed expression.

"Who!"

Hongying, who was still stroking her belly just now, had sharp eyes in an instant, and jumped up to a corner of the living room.

A black box appeared in her hand.

Then the black box was opened by Hongying, revealing two spears.

"Crack!"

After the spears were combined together, Hongying shouted loudly.

"Snake Girl, Medusa spokesperson of the Church of the Ancient Gods, became one of my familiars by chance!"

Li Qian leaned on the sofa and said.

"Snake girl?"

A look of stiffness appeared on Hongying's face.

Then he walked quickly towards the kitchen.

Immediately, a snake girl dressed as a maid appeared in front of Hongying, and at this moment, the snake girl was washing dishes with a resentful expression on her face.

There is also a black Rubik's Cube floating beside him.

"It's really a snake girl..."

An incredulous expression appeared on Hongying's face.

"roll!"

The snake girl snorted coldly and continued to wash the dishes.

"okay…"

Hongying froze for a moment, then exited the kitchen.

"It's incredible..."

After a long time, Hongying spoke to Li Qian with a complicated face.

Who would have thought that the spokesperson of Medusa in the Church of the Ancient Gods would wear a maid outfit and wash dishes in the kitchen?I'm afraid no one will believe me.

"Maid outfit... black silk..."

Suddenly, Hongying looked at Li Qian with a hint of vigilance in her eyes.

"I, Hongying, swear not to be a slave!"

Hongying secretly encouraged herself.

The snake girl disappeared after washing the dishes, so Li Qian and Hongying in the living room began to follow the drama seriously.

"Crack~"

The door was opened, and Zhao Kongcheng brought Lin Qiye and Si Xiaonan back to the Peace Office.

"So tired!"

Wen Qimo sat down on the sofa.

Si Xiaonan went directly to the bathroom to wash his hands.

As for Lin Qiye, a thoughtful expression appeared on his face.

"What's the gain?"

Li Qian asked Lin Qiye.

"The harvest is not very big. According to the information provided by the tavern owner, there is no valuable content to provide!"

Lin Qiye said with a hint of helplessness on his face.

"Captain and the others have already applied to investigate the mystery of keywords such as cutting fingers and invisibility, and they should be back soon!"

Zhao Kongcheng on the side spoke.

"So where are you going to investigate next?"

Li Qian nodded thoughtfully and asked.

"Go to the morgue of the Public Security Bureau in the afternoon to see if there are any clues left on the body."

Lin Qiye spoke after thinking for a while.

"Then I'll go with you!"

Li Qian nodded and said.

As a bodyguard, you still have to do what a bodyguard should do, absenteeism for a whole morning is Li Qian's biggest indulgence to himself!

"Row!"

Lin Qiye's eyes lit up, he nodded and said.

As a person who has trained with Li Qian for a year, Lin Qiye clearly knows that Li Qian is no worse than himself in some aspects.

While the two were talking, the door was opened again.

Chen Muye and Wu Xiangnan also returned to the base, and Chen Muye naturally went to the kitchen to cook.

"Wow! Who is so kind to help me clean the dishes?"

Chen Muye came out of the kitchen wearing an apron, and said to Lin Qiye and the others with an incredulous expression on his face.

"First of all, the few people who left today are ruled out. The suspects can only be locked on Li Qian and Hongying. Hongying must be impossible!"

Chen Muye said without thinking.

Immediately, a hint of admiration appeared in Li Qian's eyes!

"I've decided! I'll add a big dish to Li Qian today!"

After finishing speaking, Chen Muye returned to the kitchen, not giving Hongying any chance to refute.

"I'll keep a secret for you, half of the big meal is for each person!"

Hongying turned her head with disdain and spoke in Li Qian's ear.