I signed up to become a god in a mental hospital

"Roar…"

When Yan Zhong and Lin Qiye were talking, suddenly there was a sound like a wild animal roaring from outside the restaurant, and then Yan Zhong stopped chatting.

"here we go again…"

A look of displeasure appeared on Yan Zhong's face and he said.

Then he got up and kicked the drowsy Zhan Yuwu beside him and said, "Manzi, your favorite time has come!"

"Take my Fangtian painting halberd, and I will cut off your sacrificial flag!"

An annoyed expression appeared on Zhan Yuwu's face, and then he stood up and spoke to the champion Hou Qinwei beside him.

And the guard just silently checked the long knife in his hand and ignored the entanglement between Zhan Yuwu and Yan Zhong...

"coming!"

With Champion Hou sighing softly, everyone rushed out in a single file...

"Lin Qiye, I heard that bastard Yan Zhong said that you are the apprentice of a hidden master, why don't we compete today?"

Zhan Yuwu swung Fang Tian's painted halberd out, and immediately a golden crescent-shaped light spread from Fang Tian's painted halberd.

Immediately, the heads of the three wolf-shaped monsters rushing towards Zhan Yuwu were cut off with a halberd.

"Why not!"

Lin Qiye said with a smile on his face.

The spiritual light flickered on Zhanbai in his hand, and Lin Qiye's figure appeared a hundred meters away in the next moment.

All the monsters along the way fell to the ground unwillingly, and a huge sword hole suddenly appeared on the chest...

"So fast…"

Zhan Yuwu's pupils shrank slightly, and Fang Tian's painting halberd in his hand split a rushing monster in half again.

"Zhan Yuwu, you barbarian, don't you even get a little bit of a prize when you compete with others..."

A look of disdain appeared on Yan Zhong's face.

There was also a lot of blood on the face as white as jade, and every swing of the three-foot long sword in his hand would take away the life of a monster...

"Lin Qiye, we have killed more than anyone else, how about the one who wins a Thunder Order from Longhu Mountain, and the one who loses promises one thing?"

Yan Zhong quickly spoke to Lin Qiye.

"The Heavenly Thunder Token is something that the old heavenly master gave me before he died. What does it have to do with you, Yan Zhong? Why don't you use your painting as a bet!"

Zhan Yuwu said with annoyance on his face.

"What do you know, that painting is a self-portrait of my wife, how could I use that painting as a bet, you stupid savage!"

Hearing Zhan Yuwu's words, Yan Zhong almost swung his sword at Zhan Yuwu...

"Come on, she is the number one beauty in Chang'an, who wouldn't want to kiss Fangze, just because you Yan Zhong has a good tongue, she is your wife?"

Zhan Yuwu said with a look of disdain.

The next moment, Fang Tian's painted halberd was stabbed obliquely on the ground...

Because, when the two were bickering, Lin Qiye had already killed all the monsters...

"There are a total of 370 eight monsters, and I killed more than half of them, so no matter what you two bet on, I will win!"

Lin Qiye tore off a piece of white cloth and wiped Zhanbai and Tiancongyunjian clean, then put them in the black box under the cloak behind him.

"Here, the bet..."

Embarrassment appeared on Yan Zhong's face, and he touched his pocket, and threw a gold ingot towards Lin Qiye.

"20 taels of gold is enough for you to spend about seven days in the best hook bar in Chang'an City!

Of course, the premise is that you don’t seek company from those oirans, otherwise you will be kicked out in half a day..."

A tinge of pain appeared on Yan Zhong's face and he said.

Obviously this is what Yan Zhong is planning to do in Chang'an City...

"Thanks!"

Lin Qiye unceremoniously grabbed the gold ingot and put it in his arms.

"Where's General Zhan?"

Lin Qiye's eyes fell on Zhan Yuwu.

"hiss…"

Zhan Yuwu took a deep breath, and a look of confusion appeared on his face, as if he was considering whether to give Lin Qiye the Order of Heavenly Thunder.

"This thing..."

General Zhan Yu took out a bronze token from his bosom, on which the word Tianlei was engraved in small seal script, and an electric arc burst out from above the order of Tianlei.

"General Zhan, you won't get rewarded for nothing, it's just a small competition, just give me some spoils, such as gold!"

A surprised expression appeared on Lin Qiye's face, and then he spoke with a wry smile on his face.

"This day's thunder order is a gift from an old friend. There is a promise that I need to fulfill. After the promise is fulfilled, I will personally hand over this thing to you!"

Zhan Yuwu nodded and said.

Immediately, Zhan Yuwu turned around and came to his mount, and took out a small wooden box from a hidden pocket of the mount.

"This is all the gold I have now. It's only 50 taels of gold. If it's not enough, feel free to find me when you arrive in Chang'an City!"

Zhan Yuwu handed the small wooden box to Lin Qiye and said.

"Thank you!"

Lin Qiye nodded and said with a smile.

He needs gold to a large extent and still feels that in places like ancient times, many things are not easy to handle without money.

"That guy is a well-known rich second generation in Chang'an City. Qiye, you can get a lot of money, and then you will pay for it when you go to Goulan!"

Yan Zhong said with a smile.

"He didn't invite you?"

Lin Qiye asked with a hint of surprise on his face.

"This guy's father set him up with a baby girl, so he kept himself clean and never got into a cage once!"

Yan Zhong said with a look of contempt.

"Ha ha…"

Zhan Yuwu turned his head aside in disdain.

"General Zhan deserves to be a real man. Like me, because of my wife, I won't go to places like Goulan!"

Lin Qiye said with a straight face.

"Brother Qiye is already married..."

This time it was Yan Zhong's face with a look of shock.

"Not yet, but soon, I haven't had time to propose to her, but I believe she has been waiting for me to do so..."

Canaan's face appeared in Lin Qiye's mind, and he remembered what Canaan said to him on a rainy night.

I remembered the scene of him and Canaan meeting for the first time in Fengdu...

"come on…"

Yan Zhong's thousands of words finally turned into a sentence, he patted Lin Qiye on the shoulder and said...

"Tsk tsk...Become a strict wife before getting married...Worse than Zhan Manzi..."

Immediately, Yan Zhong's faint murmur came from Lin Qiye's ear...

"Fellow, I'll treat you to a drink when you return to Chang'an!"

And Zhan Yuwu, as if he had discovered a new continent, slapped Lin Qiye on the shoulder and said with a big smile.

"Hou Ye said, let's go immediately!"

Just as the three of them were gradually rapporting, Huo Qubing's personal guard came to the room of the three of them and spoke.

In the sky, a round of early sun rises, and a mighty team sets off from the ancient town, heading east towards Chang'an City...