I signed up to become a god in a mental hospital

"After a while, how could it be possible..."

Holding a three-pointed double-edged gun, Yang Jian heard what Li Qian in black said, and said with an unbelievable expression on his face.

"Then why!"

Li Qian in black put his hand through Yang Jian's head and said.

"This…"

A haze appeared on Yang Jian's face.

"Second brother, what are you doing here? The flat peach feast is about to begin, if you are late, you won't be able to eat the flat peaches that bear fruit every 3000 years!"

Just when Yang Jian showed embarrassment, Nezha suddenly appeared behind him wearing a lotus dress and a universe circle on his chest.

Seeing Yang Jian's embarrassment, he asked immediately.

"This…"

For a moment, Yang Jian didn't know where to start.

Could it be that he told Nezha that today's peach feast is a time clip, and they are just a time shadow.

"Who is this?"

Yang Jian was embarrassed and didn't know what to say for a while, so Nezha's eyes naturally fell on Li Qian in black.

"I'm Li Qian!"

Li Qian said with a slight smile on his face.

"I, Nezha, basically know the names of the big and small officials in the heaven, but I have never heard of that god named Li Qian!"

Nezha said with a look of doubt on his face.

"I am Jianchi, a registered disciple of Taiyi Daoist in the Cangqiong Cave Mansion of Qiyun Mountain, and Li Qian is the name I use when I walk around the rivers and lakes!"

After hearing Nezha's words, Li Qian in black made a Dao seal in his hand, and then spoke to Nezha with a serious face.

"You are a sword idiot..."

A dull look appeared on Nezha's face.

Then he pointed to his own face and said, "Do you know who my Master Nezha is..."

"Forehead…"

A look of embarrassment appeared on the face of Li Qian in black.

He seems to have forgotten that Nezha's master is Taiyi Daoist, it seems that the idea of ​​trying to fool Nezha is already impossible.

"Besides, Jian Chi should still be sleeping at home now, and he is not allowed to participate in a banquet like the Peach Feast!"

Nezha continued to speak.

"So who are you!"

After Nezha's words fell, a sharpened gun appeared in his hand, and Li Qian in black probably meant to do it without explaining clearly.

"It's a long story..."

Li Qian in black said with a slight smile on his face.

It is also quite interesting for Li Qian to chat face to face with the legendary mythical figures.

"Then keep it simple!"

Nezha said with a touch of impatience on his face.

Yang Jian on the side opened his mouth, not knowing who to speak for, or how to solve the rather absurd matter in front of him.

Two people from time and space actually came to a modern version of the famous scene of what are you looking at and what are you looking at, which made the mythical version of Yang Jian unable to do anything for a while.

"To put it simply, I am Lin Qiye's cousin, Lin Qiye is Yang Jin's cousin, so I am Yang Jian's cousin, do you understand?"

Li Qian in black opened his mouth and said.

"Who is Lin Qiye?"

This is Yang Jian's problem.

"Who is Yang Jin?"

This is Nezha's problem.

"Lin Qiye is Yang Jian's reincarnation in this life, Yang Jin's older brother!"

Li Qian in black answered both Yang Jian and Nezha's questions together.

"So, you are the second brother's cousin?"

After a while, Nezha said with a strange face.

Yang Jian's three eyes on the side also showed a hint of confusion, why did he feel that he and Nezha had been surrounded by Li Qian.

"Let's put it this way, I accidentally broke into here this time to arrest people. Some foreign enemies have sneaked into the Kunlun Ruins, and the purpose is not clear yet!"

Seeing Nezha, he was about to ask questions, but Li Qian in black interrupted Nezha and spoke.

"foreign enemy?"

A surprised expression appeared on Yang Jian's face.

According to what Li Qian in black said, the reason for their existence now is most likely the silhouette of a period of time left behind by the Kunlun Mirror.

So now what else is here worth stealing!

"Don't forget, you all exist because of the time silhouette, but this fairyland really exists in this time and space!"

Li Qian in black picked up a piece of gravel from the ground and said.

Having said that, Yao Chi's sanitation is not good, it's so magnificent and fairy-like, you can still see dry garbage...

"Time silhouette?"

Nezha on the side heard Li Qian's words and showed a curious expression on his face.

Immediately, Yang Jian briefly talked to Nezha about the silhouette of time.

"I don't know how to tell you about some things. To put it simply, Taiqing Daode Tianzun asked Asgard three days ago.

That's why these foreign enemies invaded Daxia. I guess one of their purposes is to find out the reality of Daxia! "

Li Qian in black expressed his guess.

"I don't know..."

A wry smile appeared on Yang Jian's face and he said.

He still hasn't figured out why he was reincarnated as the cousin of a guy named Lin Qiye.

"I know!"

Li Qian froze for a moment and then spoke.

"Tell me, what do we need to do?"

A touch of excitement appeared on Nezha's face and he asked,

"Why don't we follow the example of Brother Hou who made troubles in the Heavenly Palace and the Pantao Feast, so that those people you mentioned will come out naturally, how about it?"

Nezha then spoke out of his own thoughts.

"Your thoughts are dangerous..."

Li Qian in black has reason to believe that this may be something Shi Nezha has long wanted to do, but he has never dared to say it.

"no!"

Yang Jian simply shook his head and said.

"Although the Kunlun mirror can silhouette a certain period of time in the past, it is useless for some horrible existences!"

Yang Jian shook his head and said.

"what do you mean…"

Li Qian in black had a thoughtful expression on his face when he heard Yang Jian's words.

"The cultivation level of the Queen Mother is only below the Sanqing, as the head of the Yaochi and the world's female immortals, the silhouette of the Queen Mother during this period of time cannot keep the Queen Mother.

In other words, it is not impossible that the foreign enemies who broke into the Pantao Festival at this moment have been secretly dealt with by the Queen Mother! "

Yang Jian nodded and said.

"True, false, false...False, true... You are worthy of being the god of my Great Xia!"

Li Qian in black said with an expression of admiration on his face.

It seems that the moment the Great Xia God declared war, he had already thought about all possible alternatives and all possible changes.

"So I don't have the chance to have a feast of flat peaches like Brother Hou once did in Tiangong..."

A pity appeared on Nezha's face and he said.

It can be seen that Nezha has wanted to imitate Brother Hou and wreak havoc in the Heavenly Palace for a long time, and it is very likely that it has become an obsession!

Suddenly, the distance was bright and colorful, and all the gods flew towards the direction of Yaochi.

Among them are some Great Xia gods that Li Qian has met before, such as the real Yuding, Guangchengzi and Taiyi real person...

"Peach Feast is about to begin!"

A complex expression appeared on Yang Jian's face and he said.

Knowing that this is just the peach feast process left by the silhouette of time, for some reason, Yang Jian sighed.

Immediately, Yang Jian said to Li Qian in black, "Jian Chi, I will take you to experience the once-in-a-thousand-year feast of flat peaches in the Heavenly Court!"