You sell swords, I go crazy, join hands to rectify the entertainment industry

Life is like this, and it often hits you the hardest when you are most smug.

——Fang Xubai said so.

Because when he was showing off in front of the camera happily, Director Zhang's words directly made his expression freeze.

"The data is wrong, now regroup!"

"Zhou Shun, Jiang Qi meets a group!"

"Fang Xubai, Jiang Mian's team!"

"Qi Yu, Song Yan's team!"

"Lu Heng, Jiang Ling's team!"

As soon as Director Zhang's voice fell, before everyone had time to respond to the grouping, another deep and long call came from a distance:

"Long-spear-old-teacher-"

I saw the cow carrying Prince Niu Niu on its back, rushing towards the crowd again from another direction.

"Wait for me to find a way—"

Then, the same as before.

"Down—come—"

He ran away again.

And the rancher seemed to be used to such scenes, he introduced himself to the shocked crowd without changing his expression:

"Hi everyone, I am the rancher of the cattle and horse ranch, you can call me Uncle Niu!"

"..."

Hearing this, Jiang Qiyu immediately shifted her attention from Prince Niu Niu to the bearded Uncle Niu with a puzzled tone:

"Uncle Niu, the name of your ranch..."

Uncle Niu, the rancher, is as forthright as his appearance. He waved his hand and explained loudly:

"My surname is Niu, and the family member's surname is Ma. It happens that we have both cattle and horses here, so we are very down-to-earth!"

"That......"

Jiang Qiyu had a bad premonition in her heart, and she couldn't help pointing at the back figure that was being led away by the cow:

"he is?"

"He!"

Uncle Niu was full of sincerity, "He is my son, his name is Niu Jianjun, you can call him Niuzi!"

"Bull... son?!"

Hearing this name, Fang Xubai almost stumbled and fell.

Not only him, but the fans in the live broadcast room were also shocked:

[This...is it really acceptable? 】

[Prince Niu Niu, referred to as Niu Zi, is there anything wrong? 】

[Everyone doesn't say it, right?Then I won't say it either. 】

[The civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty hesitated, but no one dared to speak? !Then I don't say anything. 】

But Uncle Niu didn't hear the shock in Fang Xu's vernacular, and smiled heartily, with an easy-going tone:

"This kid usually doesn't like to be called by his nickname, but I think you should be okay, he is a loyal fan of your show!"

"All right!"

Before everyone recovered from the shock of Niu Zi, no, the name, they heard Director Zhang bring back the topic with a suppressed smile:

"The groupings are tentatively decided. Next, everyone will make settlements every hour according to the votes of fans, and change the teaming situation at any time. Everyone, be prepared!"

"Next, let's start the first task of our two-day, one-night ranch trip, and choose a means of transportation to check in to the ranch!"

"The specific check-in locations and the prescribed photo poses have been sent to everyone's mobile phones. Whoever collects all the check-in locations first can choose the ingredients needed for lunch!"

"One more thing to remind everyone, the last team will not have any ingredients to choose from! Please hurry up and choose your favorite means of transportation, let's go!"

After hearing the first rule of the game, everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, and then followed Uncle Niu's gesture to look at the four groups of vehicles that were parked beside each other outrageously——

Two pairs of roller skates.

Two scooters.

A convertible buggy.

An old scalper of the same style as Niuzi.

Jiang Qiyu stood the closest and had the quickest reaction. She walked over in two or three steps.

With sharp eyesight and quick hands, he picked up the roller skates and ran away.

While running, he still didn’t forget to greet his teammate Zhou Shun who was stunned in place:

"Teacher Zhou, what are you doing in a daze, go ahead!!!"

"Ah? Ah! Oh!"

Only then did Zhou Shun come to his senses, and after giving Song Yan a look, he quickly ran to catch up with Jiang Qiyu, who was already sitting on the ground and started changing her roller skates.

"Long, Mr. Lance..."

When he got close, Jiang Qiyu had already stood up on her own, and looked at him with a look ready to go, with a passionate tone:

"Teacher Zhou Shun, youth can't wait, change your shoes and start now!"

But Zhou Shun saw that the remaining pair of roller skates around her were in trouble, scratched his head and said helplessly:

"I, I can't slip..."

Jiang Qiyu, who had the title of "Superdancing Queen of the Skating Rink" in her previous life, was stunned.

"Can't slip?"

Turning his head to look at the vehicle that had been taken by others, he finally rolled his eyes and looked at Zhou Shun with a sly smile:

"Teacher Zhou Shun, is your chassis stable?"

"......what?"

-

Just like that, Jiang Ling was sitting in the open-top baby carriage, and Lu Heng didn't want to go in, but just followed her with a straight face.

Jiang Mian sat on the back of the old scalper, Fang Xubai held the rein with a frightened expression on his face.

Qi Yu and Song Yan each had a children's scooter with handrails.

Jiang Qiyu was wearing roller skates on her feet, and she was holding a blue scarf tightly in her hands, while the other end of the scarf was tightly tied to Zhou Shun's hands.

[Only the world where Zhou Shun was injured has been achieved. 】

[Program group, you know transportation. 】

[This Niu'an is not safe, don't drop Mianmian! 】

[Mr. Long Spear, you were asked to engage in cp with Zhou Shun, but you were not asked to escort him back to Beijing. 】

【Our Heng is handsome and arrogant, who noticed that he just took a sneak peek at the old scalper?I won't tell who it is. 】

[President Qi also looked at Mr. Long Spear. If it was before, I would eat sugar, but now, I guess he is glad that he was not arrested in public hahahahaha...]

"preparation!"

After everyone got ready, Director Zhang shouted with all his might with the upgraded loudspeaker:

"start!"

Following Director Zhang's order, the game officially begins!

In order to successfully get the ingredients for lunch that day, everyone tried their best to move towards the first location on the phone map.

Jiang Qiyu took a deep breath, and turned her head to look at Zhou Shun, who was wearing roller skates and tied his hands together in a scarf behind him:

"Teacher Zhou Shun, squat down!"

Zhou Shun, who didn't know how to skate on roller skates, of course didn't dare to make other complaints, so he immediately obeyed and squatted down obediently.

After adjusting the position, he said loudly: "I'm ready!"

"it is good!"

Hearing this, she squatted down slightly and raised her arms, posing in a forward posture, her body exerted all her strength!

"set off!"

"Come out f——ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"