You sell swords, I go crazy, join hands to rectify the entertainment industry

Since this thrilling one-day date, Jiang Qiyu has followed the agreement between the two of them.

Launched a self-righteous offensive against Qi Yu on the show.

The specific manifestation is that he is only given full marks in the heart rate score every day, and sends him some dog-licking copywriting similar to harassing text messages every night before going to bed.

Another example is the firm choice without hesitation in every two-person activity, and the "affectionate staring" at him from time to time.

But these are still pediatrics, and what is even more unbelievable to Qi Yu is still to come.

During the fishing trip organized by the program group, she accidentally fell into the sea and was rescued by Qi Yu.

In order to express his gratitude, after returning from the event, he excitedly brought a beautiful octopus that he had chosen out of thousands of people into a large pot of soup and brought it to his room.

If it wasn't for Qi Yue's rich knowledge, he would have recognized the so-called beautiful octopus as a very poisonous blue-ringed octopus on the spot.

Maybe romance shows will turn into legal shows on the spot.

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When the program team organized everyone to go to the temple to pray for blessings, Jiang Qiyu vowed in front of the camera that she would ask for a marriage lottery for herself and Qi Yu.

In the end, she changed three lottery holders, and broke sixteen of them for the lower lottery but failed to draw out one for the upper lottery.

In the end, under the persuasion of the monks in the temple that "this is all superstition", he reluctantly gave up this activity.

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Later, the program group arranged for the guests to barbecue and drink together, the purpose is to let everyone express their true hearts and ideas together.

But Jiang Qiyu immediately turned into the discipline inspection committee of the wine bureau after drinking a few bottles of wine.

In her words: "My eyes are like rulers, and it won't work for anyone who wants to escape from drinking."

Seeing someone put fruit in the glass in an attempt to escape, she shook her head in disappointment:

"Take your fruit to the child's table."

Fang Xubai persuaded her to drink less, she took the bottle and swore to agree:

"If I take another sip, I will punish myself with three cups!"

As a result, everyone was drunk, more and more, and almost all got down in the end.

She was the only one who was half-drunk and half-awake, holding Qi Yue who had never touched a drink due to alcohol allergies, and confessed with emotion:

"Master! You must trust me! Others are sincere to you, only I am seeking your money, Master!!!"

"..."

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The program group asked the guests to make DIY souvenirs for each other.

Others either make engraved rings, or custom earrings and custom pendants.

And Jiang Qiyu measured the head and tail for Qi Yu, and polished it for a long time, making a crooked but vaguely recognizable shape——

Sterling Silver Curse.

Qi Yu didn't give up much, and took out a pair of silver chains welded together in the middle——

Sterling silver handcuffs.

The two teamed up and blew up the entire token circle.

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In the second one-day date, Jiang Qiyu and Qi Yu were still in the same group.

This time, Qi Yu learned the lesson of the first date, and he arranged the itinerary for the two of them.

On this day, Jiang Qiyu experienced the fancy ways of dying that she could think of in this world, and that she couldn't even imagine in her dreams.

Roller coasters and jumping machines are appetizers.

Bungee jumping, racing, paragliding, diving, skydiving, flying a plane...

At a height of [-] meters, Qi Yu excitedly shouted in her ear:

"are you happy?"

But Jiang Qiyu could only roll her eyes and reply angrily:

"Soon...soon..."

After a whole day, all kinds of extreme sports, she couldn't help but suspect that Qi Yue wanted to show her affection in front of the camera.

Still waiting for an opportunity to retaliate for the blue-ringed octopus case.

......

Since the past week, the program "You Know How to Love" has not only been broadcast live, but also extremely popular.

Once the elite edited version was broadcast, it immediately gained a large number of viewers, and the ratings of the program exploded again and again.

And Jiang Qiyu also tried her best for the 300 million yuan, interacting with Qi Yu in front of the camera and sprinkling sugar to the extreme.

It's just that the harder she tried, the more sad the result was.

At the beginning, when the two of them hadn't had much contact with each other, the footprints of Chang Er cp fans could almost be said to be all over the entire Internet, and the hot searches were posted one after another.

In the past, even the normal interactions between them would be recorded by fans, edited in slow motion and played in a loop to eat sugar.

But now it's her turn to really fire CP.

The development of the situation went in the completely opposite direction to her plan, and she ran in the opposite direction like crazy.

Originally occupied the hot searched entry: #长耳cp是真实#

Gradually it became: Is #长耳cp real? #

Later it became:

#长耳打cp#、

#江琪集落越惟见不合#,

#枪lance slap in the face Don't go crazy, we won't slap! #

After various mysterious operations by the two, the fans finally agreed:

All of their non-human actions are all demonstrations to cp fans.

It implies that they don't want to be tied together, and that they hurt each other in such an extreme way just because it's hard to say clearly.

The big fans of long-eared CP Chaohua, one after another, recognized the reality and lost their fans in anger.

In just a few days, the CP Chaohua, which was approaching millions of fans, now has less than [-] fans left, and it is still decreasing.

But Jiang Qiyu, who has been living in Dalian apartment without a mobile phone and isolated from the world, knows nothing about it.

She is still working hard and heartbroken, playing the role of Qi Yue's suitor seriously.

Today, the task given by the program group is: Random scripts to improve acting skills.

That is, the program group randomly gives a scenario setting, and then several random guests play different roles, and follow their own understanding of the plot to complete the sitcom.

Soon, Director Zhang gave the first scenario proposition:

"In a cafe, a man took Bai Fumei's new love to break up with his old love."

After talking about the topic, we randomly selected balls representing everyone's names from the cardboard box to determine the roles.

"This man is our Lu Heng, Lu Yingdi."

"Old love...Jiang Qiyu, played by Teacher Long Spear."

"New love, Fang Xubai!"

When the list of these three people came out, everyone was taken aback for a moment, and then burst into laughter.

Fang Xubai looked frustrated: "Ah? Why is it me again?!"

The last time he disguised himself as a woman, he was made into an emoticon pack and a ghost video, and those things are still widely circulated on the Internet until now.

Why are you playing a woman again now?

Only Jiang Qiyu patted him on the shoulder with a smile and comforted him:

"It's okay, everyone has their own taste."

"Sister Qiyu..."

Just as Fang Xubai was looking at her with emotion, he heard the next sentence:

"I try not to queasy."