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"My feeling is that...you can't get a divorce."

After Qi Yue's words fell, the fans who had already watched the live broadcast of the court trial and then moved to the live broadcast room were all living and dying.

[Mr. Long Spear married me, I died early, and the beneficiary of the million-dollar insurance writes your name! 】

[Ah, ah, who knows? ! !Other people's cp is still holding hands, my cp has already promised not to divorce! 】

[If reason hadn't reminded me, I would have thought today was the scene where the two officials announced their marriage. 】

[Family, I have made an appointment to watch the local court hearing tomorrow. Is there anything more interesting than this? 】

【...】

After watching the trial scene, it was only noon.

Qi Yu raised his hand and looked at his watch, then turned to look at Jiang Qiyu beside him:

"What to eat?"

"..."

Jiang Qiyu touched her pocket subconsciously, and then thought of the task that the young master entrusted to her, pondered for a moment and then smiled and said:

"I want to go to a romantic place to eat hot pot with you."

"you......"

Qi Yu raised his eyebrows, and before he could speak, he heard her next sentence:

"It's fine if it's not romantic, it's fine if it's not hot pot, it's fine if it's not you... It's fine if it's not me paying for it."

"..."

Facing such an expert who destroys the atmosphere, Qi Yu has learned to relax.

He turned around and opened the car door, only leaving her a sentence before getting in the car:

"You can eat whatever you want, as long as you keep your mouth shut."

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In the end, under Zhao Jin's persuasion, Jiang Qiyu reluctantly gave up the driving right of [粤a·886sb].

He took everyone to a high-end restaurant that serves hot pot under the Qi family for dinner.

After drinking and eating, Zhao Jin showed up at the right time, ready to take out her carefully arranged date plan with full confidence.

Unexpectedly, she was interrupted by the enthusiastic Jiang Qiyu again.

I saw that she lowered her head and flicked on the phone for a while, and then showed a location of City G not far away and looked at the man opposite:

"You treat me to dinner, and I invite you to go to the park, how about it?"

Qi Yu just casually glanced at the position on the screen of her mobile phone, paused for a moment, and nodded slightly.

I have been to the courts, and there is nothing unacceptable.

Besides, strolling around the park should be fine... right?

But the facts proved that Qi Yu was still young after all, he was careless, and underestimated the enemy by relying on his courage.

He stood at the gate of the so-called "park" in this population, took a deep breath, but still couldn't hold it back.

He put his hand on her head, turned her slightly to force her to face him, then narrowed his eyes dangerously and slowly leaned forward, and said from the back of his molars:

"Is this what you said...the park?"

"correct."

Jiang Qiyu's head was controlled, but she still raised her finger confidently to the huge stone tablet at the entrance of the public park and said:

"Public cemeteries, referred to as parks."

[Hahahahaha, Mr. Long Spear, you know the abbreviation. 】

【Woman, how many surprises do you have that I don't know? 】

[Actually, once you put aside the thinking of normal people and look at it, the two places of Mr. Long Spear are actually quite suitable for the two of them to date. 】

[The family in front, I think so too!There will be no fans to disturb the court hearing. In fact, except for those cemeteries, the environment in the cemetery during the day is really good, mainly because there are few people. 】

[Although it can be seen that Teacher Long Spear really put his heart into it, I still have to laugh! 】

And Zhao Jin who was on the side was dumbfounded, his lips trembled for a long time before he uttered a sentence tremblingly:

"The court... the cemetery... did you choose these places in advance?"

"of course."

Jiang Qiyu took away Qi Yu's hand that was clasped on top of her head, nodded solemnly, then put her hands in her pockets, and strode into the largest cemetery for the rich in g city.

It's a joke, she is very principled about dating, no matter who she goes out with, she only puts ten yuan in her pocket at most.

Today, whether it is a court or a cemetery, these two places have one thing in common——

That is free.

If you don't pay for points, you just accompany.

Spend the least amount of money, play the most expensive work, and focus on cost performance.

Seeing her walking firmly inward, Qi Yu heaved a sigh of relief and stepped forward to keep up with her.

But after the two entered the cemetery, they realized that it was quite different from the cemetery they had imagined.

Not to mention the well-trimmed green trees everywhere, the construction style of the tomb here is not the same, and there are many sculptures built for the dead.

Although the cemetery is inaccessible, the chirping of insects and birds can be heard endlessly.

Walking in such a quiet and pleasant environment will always make people unconsciously slow down their minds, and feel the unique scenery, which is not interesting.

Along the way, they also saw various tombstones and epitaphs.

In a small cemetery, the tombstone is not the usual square shape, but carefully carved into the shape of a cloud by craftsmen.

The life of the owner of the tombstone is written on it, a little girl who died at the age of eight, but the epitaph is full of childishness: "I will be a free cloud in the future."

There is also a young man who died young at the age of 30. There is only a simple sentence on his tombstone:

"There is no need to sleep too much during life, and you will sleep forever after death."

An old man in his 80s quoted the words of the writer Hemingway:

"Excuse me for not getting up."

There are also many eye-catching or touching epitaphs:

"Look at life and death with a cold eye, and ride through the world of mortals."

"The soul flies to heaven, and the body rests in the soil."

"The Nameless Monument, who am I?"

"Don't put coriander in the tribute!"

These epitaphs with relief and even ridicule make people feel sad and heavy even when they walk in such a place.

It's a cool thing to face death.

The two walked side by side slowly and leisurely, when Qi Yu suddenly spoke in a calm tone without emotion:

"If it were you, what would you like to write on your epitaph?"

Jiang Qiyu raised her eyes, looked at the dense branches and leaves above her head, pondered for a moment and then directly replied:

"Life is like tofu, it doesn't matter if it's sweet or salty, it's all crumble anyway."

Following her words, the audience in the live broadcast room also began to guess about the closing speech of their life.

Not long after, another highly discussed topic appeared on the hot search.

#Your life curtain call#

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In this way, the two stopped and walked in this beautiful cemetery, and walked around for a long time before they walked out of the labyrinth-like park.

At this time, it happened to be almost the opening time of the concert arranged by the program group.