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"Wow--"

Looking at the heartbroken fat man, Jiang Qiyu exchanged glances with the man beside him.

(You go to coax.)

(you sure?)

(…)

(Then I went to coax?)

(...Forget it, you backed up behind me.)

Stopping Qi Yu, a big fan of the fan department, Jiang Qiyu took the initiative to kneel down and greet the little fat man:

"Hi~"

"Ugh..."

Fatty looked at her while crying, and howled after watching, "Wow——"

Jiang Qiyu frowned, and when he howled for the second time, she immediately pinched his fleshy cheeks on both sides with sharp eyes and hands.

"—"

Seeing the boy's mouth pinched into an "8" shape, she narrowed her eyes and smiled:

"Don't cry, little fat, a bear should look like a bear."

"..."

Xiaopang was also emotional for a while just now, now that he calms down and watches, these two people in front of him are simply more beautiful than the stars on TV.

He whimpered and blinked twice, his squeezed mouth squirmed a few times, as if he wanted to say something.

Seeing that the child stopped crying, Jiang Qiyu just let go of her hand when she heard the chubby timid voice:

"Ah, auntie...can you stop being like, just now..."

As he spoke, he paused, hesitated for a long time before finding an adjective in his not-so-extensive dictionary:

"Big, yelling?"

"—"

The smile on Jiang Qiyu's face disappeared instantly:

"shouting?!"

The next moment, that smile appeared on Qi Yu's face beside him:

"Little Fatty, didn't uncle say that it's a nursery rhyme recitation."

"Then..." Xiaopang didn't struggle too much, and raised his eyes timidly to look at the battered aunt:

"Auntie, can you stop reciting?"

"..."

Jiang Qiyu didn't speak.

And the smile in Qi Yu's eyes was even bigger: "Well, I will try my best to control her."

-

Under the reassurance of the two, the chubby was coaxed, and coyly reported his name:

"My name is Dudu."

After the four groups got acquainted with their children for a while, the program group gave everyone the first parent-child game task:

Family relay race.

In fact, two "one-day parents" are required to participate in a round-trip relay race with their children in the indoor physical exercise area, and the group with the shortest time can get the priority to choose lunch ingredients.

During the preparation session, the other children were all excited, cheering, running and jumping to cheer each other on.

Only the chubby guy named Dudu kept his head down, looking sullen.

Jiang Qiyu asked him what was wrong, but he didn't say anything, but a very active little boy next to him told the truth:

"Hee hee, chubby is too fat! No matter how you run, you can't run!"

After the child finished speaking, the other children beside him also burst into laughter, only Xiaopang's head drooped lower.

"..."

Qi Yue frowned.

Just as he was about to speak, he was pulled back by the person beside him.

Jiang Qiyu ignored the little boy, but squatted down, patted Xiaopang's head casually, and comforted him with earnest words:

"We're just a little bit fatter, and we're not bad people. What's there to be sad about?"

"But..." Xiaopang still looked unhappy: "But everyone doesn't like me..."

"nonsense!"

She shook her head in disapproval:

"People who can't even keep on losing weight, no matter how bad they are, they can't be that bad. We chubby don't even have perseverance, so how can we have a scheme to harm others?"

As he said that, he made a pious expression with his hands clasped together:

"This is my view of good and evil, Fat Gate!"

"puff--"

After these words, a few children still seemed to understand half understood, and the adults in the other groups couldn't bear it anymore, and folded their hands together one after another:

"The fat door will last forever!"

[I declare that this sister Jiang Qiyu is my life mentor!Fat door forever! 】

[Psychological counseling that is more suitable for Chinese babies' physique, fat door will last forever! 】

[[Hands together] Fat door will last forever [Hands together]]

With the guidance of the parents intentionally or unintentionally, the children gradually realized that their behavior was wrong just now, and they all stepped forward and held Xiaopang's hand to apologize.

"..."

Soon, the preparation time was over, and the guests and children participating in the relay race were already at their respective relay points.

First, the girls pass the baton to the children across the turntable and the ocean ball pool, and then the children cross the obstacles and slide down the slide to the boys.

In the end, the more difficult rope climbing, archery and aerial ropeway were all completed by the last boy.

This relay race is not so much a test of tacit understanding and teamwork, but a show for the male guests to show their strength.

Therefore, they were all eager to fight with high arrogance, and vividly set off the atmosphere of the parent-child physical gymnasium in a Shura field.

The atmosphere in the live broadcast room is even more heated, and some people have even begun to place bets:

[I'm betting on Zhang Yang, who doesn't know that he went to the army to train for three months when he was acting as a special soldier? 】

[Liu Ziyi!Liu Ziyi!Come on, we won the bronze medal at the Supernova Games! 】

[No, is there no one betting on Mr. Qi?Really handsome! ! ! 】

[Can handsome be eaten?This kind of person who sits in the office and participates in dinner parties every day, who is in good health?Bai Chang is so tall, it is just a flower shelf. 】

"Everyone in position, get ready—start!"

Following the director's order, several female guests immediately jumped down the pool full of ocean balls and tried their best to jump towards the turntable.

【It's so intense, I love watching beautiful women fighting hahaha...】

[Sister Shi is mighty, Sister Shi rushes forward! ! ! 】

[Sister Ruoruo!come on!You are the best! ! 】

[Then what, no one saw Jiang Qiyu? 】

【Why?Now that you said that, where did she go?Isn't it still on the shore? 】

[Look at Han Ruoruo's right!Something is moving under the ocean ball! 】

After such a reminder, the audience saw an "unidentified object" slowly creeping forward on the right side of the battlefield where the three beauties were fighting.

In fact, if someone pays attention just now, they will definitely find out that

When the other three female guests jumped off the ocean ball pool and fought fiercely, Jiang Qiyu sneaked to the right side of the pool, and slid down like a sliced ​​octopus wrapped in bread crumbs.

It wasn't until the ocean ball completely buried her that there was no sense of existence——

Creep forward.

But don't tell me, this trick of escaping from the ground really works.

After a stronger sister guest came ashore, the other two were busy fighting, which really caught her by chance, and took advantage of the opportunity of the two to restrain each other, they got to the edge of the pool bit by bit.

Climbing up with difficulty with her butt pouted, Jiang Qiyu hugged the turntable and swayed it three times before handing over the baton to the little fat man tremblingly.

At present, their group ranks second.

【Hiss—don't say it, you really shouldn't say it. 】

[The girls have fought tunnel battles before? 】

[No kidding, one of the female guests has become a marmot! 】

[I guess, she must be the one who eats chicken forever! 】

【Playing hide and seek with Jiang Qiyu, even if you don't report her missing, you won't be able to find her hiding place. 】

-

But Jiang Qiyu worked hard, but she couldn't hold back the little fat man's physical strength and couldn't keep up.

Sandwiched among a group of nimble little boys and girls, the No.2 she managed to lead was gradually surpassed.

But when the little fat man crawled to Qi Yue's place, he lost the baton in his hand at some point.

His chubby face was flushed, he could only go back and look for it.

When he found it and came back, the other groups of male guests had already climbed to the middle of the climbing wall, and even the fastest team had already started the second project.

"Qi, Uncle Qi..."

Dudu was about to cry, but Qi Yu didn't rush.

After taking the baton from him, he still had time to stretch out his big palm and rub the sweat-drenched head of the little fat man:

"How did Aunt Qiyu tell you?"

Xiaopang was stunned for a moment, then replied with tears in his eyes: "Fat, fat forever?"

"..."

Qi Yu curled his lips into a smile, then raised his hand to pat him on the shoulder, and wiped back the chubby juice that had rubbed on his palm just now.

Only then did he look up at the children's rock climbing wall behind him, which was as difficult as a joke, and said in a calm tone:

"If you are a bear, you should look like a bear."