You sell swords, I go crazy, join hands to rectify the entertainment industry

That night, it was rare for a certain person to say any more strange dreams in his dreams.

At the end of the mutual fanning, the strength of her hand became lighter and lighter, and finally she didn't know what she was talking about, so she retracted her arms and fell into a deep sleep in the man's arms.

The next morning.

After washing up, Jiang was lying on the sofa to wake up.

She squeezed her arm, but she didn't know if it was a psychological effect. She always felt sore and tired when she woke up in the morning.

Especially the whole back was sore and numb.

If her memory wasn't wrong, she even wondered if she had walked to the suburbs [-] kilometers away yesterday and plowed three acres of land by herself.

"..."

Jiang Qiyu sighed listlessly, and looked up at the kitchen.

Thinking of what happened last night, he clenched his fists and waved in that direction with a grin.

Then he leaned back on the sofa tiredly and took out his phone.

[Everyone is sb, what's there to argue about]: I'm so tired, sometimes I really feel powerless when I want to call the police, but I don't know what to say to the police.

[Private diary of a pure female star]:?

[Shawshank's aunt]: Teacher sb, do you think you are the only one who is tired?A few days ago, at the end of the semester, I encountered level [-] and [-]. Do you know what kind of hell difficulty this is?

[Shawshank's Aunt]: There is a kind of Concubine Hua who avoids Huan Yixiang after being reborn and secretly swears that she will give birth to a big fat boy this time. She was told that she was pregnant with a dragon and a phoenix when she was pregnant in October, but the result was unexpected. The premature midwife asked which one to keep, but hesitated, but she felt powerless to keep neither of them.

[Everyone is sb, what's there to argue about]: The description is so specific?It's not like acting.

[Private diary of a pure female star]:?

[Private diary of a pure female star]: Strict investigation! Teacher sb used prohibited electrical appliances yesterday? !

[One fuck is out of control]: Illegal electrical appliances?Is it the appliance I thought it was?

[KFC Crazy Thursday Eating Xiao Wu]: Yes, it is the one you are thinking about now, an electric drill that can work continuously for three hours.

【Shawshank's aunt】:?Suddenly, I feel that failing a subject is not so sad, Mr. sb is sloppy.

[Everyone is sb, what's there to argue about]: How should I say it?

[One fuck is out of control]: Cut the head and tail, let's start from the part where I don't wear clothes.

(withdraw)

[One fuck out of control]: I mean...you understand?

"..."

The corners of Jiang Qiyu's mouth twitched, thinking of the Wulin Fengzhang King Competition on the bed yesterday, she was so angry that she wished she could break the screen of her phone.

[Everyone is sb, what's there to argue about]: Good news: I had sex yesterday.

[Private diary of a pure female star]:? !

【Shawshank's aunt】:? ! !

【One fuck out of control】:! ! !

[KFC Crazy Thursday Eating Xiao Wu]: No, are you progressing so fast?

[Everyone is sb, what's there to fight about]: Bad news: it's a fight.

Looking at the series of question marks floating on the screen again.

She sighed again before she began to tell the Internet family about yesterday's competition for the king.

"—"

Jiang Qiyu's group chat was very hot here, and Qi Yu's spatula was also very hot.

He casually took off the apron around his waist that had been formally requisitioned by him, and came out with two plates of delicious breakfast.

"..."

Gently setting two white porcelain plates on the dining table, he looked up at the woman in the living room who was crouching on the sofa and fiddling with her mobile phone:

"Xiao Feizui, eat."

It's just that this time the snail boy didn't get the sweet smile he expected.

When Jiang Qiyu heard this, she just cast a cold look in an understatement, and after dawdling on the sofa for a long time, she reluctantly moved to the dining table and sat down.

"?"

Qi Yu was inexplicably stared at by her sudden indifference, his handsome brows were lightened, and his tone subconsciously sank:

"What's wrong with you?"

"..."

Jiang Qiyu's back is still sore now, so naturally she won't have any good looks towards him:

"The palace is cold."

After finishing speaking, regardless of Qi Yue's reaction, he lowered his head and swallowed at the golden omelet in front of him, picked up the chopsticks and stuffed it into his mouth.

While gnawing on the omelet, he still took out his mobile phone to continue the broadcast of the competition in the 2 division of Wulinfeng Building 2301, which was halfway through.

"..."

The water on her side flew up, but the man opposite couldn't sit still.

She was fine when she was coaxed to sleep yesterday, why did she wake up with this attitude?

Not active in eating——

Thinking of this, Qi Yu raised his eyes and looked at the person opposite who was typing and eating without delay.

Silently delete the sentence that you are not active in eating.

No matter when, eating is still very active.

But just talking about Jiang Qiyu's current attitude is enough for him to go back and do a 30-page PPT to analyze the problem.

hiss--

Is it often said on the Internet that a man who is too easy to get will not be cherished by women? !

But isn't his shelf life too short?

"!"

Thinking of this, Qi Yu's face immediately changed slightly.

Suddenly thought of something, immediately touched the phone, clicked on Weibo and switched to an account that is not often logged in.

Sure enough, I found an unknown online troll who was active in the Chunmeng Helping Group——

sb teacher.

and what she said...

[Everyone is sb, what's there to argue about]: Who knows?He said he was not angry, but actually slapped me while he was sleeping? !

[Everyone is a sb, what's there to argue about]: He can kill three towns of Kansai with one punch, and he slapped me half a point last night!

[Everyone is sb, what's there to argue about]: Can I get used to him?The slap that belongs to me, I will definitely slap back hard!

[Private diary of a pure female star]: You said, yesterday King hugged you on the bed and slapped you on the back... Waiting for revenge?

[Everyone is sb, what's there to argue about]: It's really chilling!

[One fuck is out of control]: Sometimes it's really helpless to be alone in the water.

[Shawshank's Aunt]: It is recommended to report such a big matter to the United Nations.

[KFC Crazy Thursday Eats Xiao Wu]: No, sister, are you a jerk?

(withdraw)

[KFC Crazy Thursday Eating Xiao Wu]: What I mean is, Mr. sb, you really live up to your reputation!

[One fuck is out of control]: No, you two really just hugged each other and slapped each other all night?

[One fuck is out of control]: Is the security captain not good enough?

[Moving woman?die! 】:?

[One fuck is out of control]: The dead teacher is here?Come and see, Mr. SB finally succeeded in chasing love, but the two of them lay on the bed and hugged each other all night and did nothing?Is this reasonable? !

[Everyone is sb, what's there to argue about]: It's not serious, it's obviously a physical fight.

[One fuck out of control]: I sincerely suggest that if he really can't do it, Mr. SB should return as soon as possible.

[Private diary of a pure female star]: Hiss—but I think he doesn't look like that, can't he?

[Moving woman?die! ]: Is there a possibility that he just respects you very much?

[KFC Crazy Thursday Eating Xiao Wu on behalf of Xiao Wu]: I also respect money very much, no stealing, no robbery, no.

[KFC Crazy Thursday Eating Xiao Wu]: But once I have it, I can't help but enjoy it!This is the greatest respect for money.

[Moving woman?die! 】: Seriously...Enjoy?

Holding the phone, Qi Yu slowly raised his head with complicated eyes.