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Jiang Qiyu really didn't lie.

She almost suffocated just now.

But she can't say this to the outside world, who can suffocate himself to death by playing games and listening to half-truths and half-fake "love"?

So embarrassing.

So, after she heard the shallow but clear regular breathing on the other side.

He gritted his teeth and glanced at the second sentence on the big screen:

"Is what you just said true?"

"...Jiang Qiyu,"

Seemingly suspicious of her unusual questioning, Qi Yu paused and said tentatively:

"Have you been drinking?"

"..."

Accidentally completed the unfinished task just now, Jian Ziyi silently made a fake crying expression at Jiang Qiyu after hearing this sentence.

On the other hand, Jiang Qiyu insisted on asking impatiently:

"Didn't drink, is it true?"

"Yes."

After getting the answer, she touched the palate with the tip of her tongue and thought for a moment, then continued to guide:

"But I have many shortcomings, and you don't understand."

"..."

After she finished speaking, the voice of a man laughing dumbly came from the opposite side again.

Jiang Qiyu's ears went numb, and the next moment she heard him say:

"Jiang Qiyu, do you think you have ever hidden your shortcomings from me?"

"..."

"I'll even sleep with you—"

"Hey (↗)"

Seeing that this kid was going to say something outrageous, Jiang Qiyu immediately interrupted him with a high voice.

Facing the eyes of everyone around "Can I listen to this for free?", she bit the bullet and said:

"There's one thing you don't know."

The person on the other side seemed to have regained his previous ease, with a slight smile in his tone:

"Then let's hear it."

"I have a bad temper."

"I know that."

Listening to the undisguised carelessness in his tone, Jiang Qiyu showed her moves:

"I can beat people, do you know about domestic violence?"

Qi Yu was taken aback when he heard the words, and then he picked out two words from the sentence:

"Domestic violence?"

Between the lips and teeth, there is a hint of sweetness and greasy taste that is completely different from the coffee that I just sipped.

He turned his back, unwilling to look at his worthless appearance in the mirror, and drooping his eyelashes, he was overjoyed:

"Are you going to rape me?"

"..."

Jiang Qiyu was speechless for a while.

I don't know if it's an illusion, but how come the two serious words "domestic violence" come out of this kid's mouth with a somewhat unpleasant meaning?

Wouldn't this be rewarding him?

Alas......

Throwing away those miscellaneous thoughts in her mind, Jiang Qiyu continued to pretend to be fierce:

"Yes, what will you do if I hit you in the future?"

But Qi Yu didn't take her words to heart at all, and pointed out:

"Jiang Qiyu, have you lost your memory?"

"?...!"

When he said this, Jiang Qiyu instantly remembered the one-day date in Lianzong, and why the two got into the situation.

That was indeed her interruption.

If Qi Yue and her had domestically abused each other, the odds of winning were about [-] to [-].

Qi Yue punched her nine springs.

"Forehead......"

But in the current situation, she can only bite the bullet and continue:

"Suppose, suppose you understand? What if I hit you in the future and accidentally hurt you, what would you say?"

"It hurts?"

Qi Yue calmed down now, and his keen insight naturally found the loophole in her tone.

Thinking about the time in China, it is easy to guess that she should be recording a program now, and this call is probably a part of the game.

Like...leading him to say something specific.

Thinking of this, he regretted that he couldn't really be "domestic violence", and then tentatively guessed the possible mission password:

"You, give me a whir?"

"..."

It seems that I guessed wrong.

Jiang Qiyu didn't know that Qi Yu had already noticed that this was a mission, and she was a little confused about how to guide "Love can relieve pain".

Subconsciously turned his eyes to the diary teacher for help.

Gu Xunjian whispered something in her ear, Jiang Qiyu's eyes lit up, and she said into the receiver:

"If I accidentally hurt you, and your brother found out and advised you to separate from me, what would you say?"

Qi Yu: "I don't have this brother."

Jiang Qiyu: "..."

Qi Yu: "Then I'll beat him up?"

"never mind."

Jiang Qiyu gave up such useless guidance and could only hope that Qi Yu's internet speed would be slightly faster:

"You know that...he has ibuprofen in his fist?"

"?"

"That's the one, the iron rod is dipped in anesthetics, and you still want to hit it."

"—"

For a moment, like a blessing to the soul.

Qi Yu suddenly thought of a Weibo that he had stumbled across on the Internet before, and connected to the previous sentence "I love it so much", he tentatively said:

"Love... can stop pain?"

"—"

After his words fell, the air was silent for a moment, and then countless people screamed in surprise from the receiver:

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

"Successful! This can be successful!!!"

"He's in love!!!"

"Boss Qi really has you!"

Among the countless noisy voices, there was a clear male voice that sounded with dull surprise:

"Mr. Jiang, are you two really talking?!"

Just as Qi Yu was about to frown, the cheers were steep, and a familiar voice sounded with joy, seeming to be very close to the receiver:

"Qi Yue, you are really good, I will explain to you tonight, hang up first!"

"beep--"

Listen to the busy tone of the two calls being cut off in a hurry.

The corners of his lips were slightly bent, and he responded to the air:

"Ah."

"..."

Chi Guyuan had been staring at the bathroom door in the office for more than 10 minutes, and Qi Yu hadn't come out yet.

Just as his curiosity was about to break out of the ground, the doorknob was moved.

A tall and straight figure pushed the door out.

I saw his stubborn brother who has always been calm and self-sufficient, and he managed to hold on without frowning even after he broke three ribs after skydiving.

At this moment, the tie is slightly undone, and a handsome face is wet from just being soaked in water, with a spring look on it, and there seems to be still water droplets hanging on the slender eyelashes...

Knowing that he answered a phone call.

I don't know, I thought...

Chi Guyuan gave him a disgusted look, and was about to tease him for his worthlessness, when he was robbed by Qi Yu with a serious face:

"Walk."

"where to?"

"Work."

"..."

Chi Guyuan almost fell off the chair, he turned his head and looked at the dark sky outside the window:

"Brother, it's 22:46 in country m time, are you crazy?"

"Not crazy."

Qi Yu's eyes seemed to be soaked in water, too bright:

"I'm in a hurry."