You sell swords, I go crazy, join hands to rectify the entertainment industry
Chapter 186 Isn't it just a bear?
As soon as she finished writing, Yu Xiaoyu came back with a ribbon that was densely written like her cheating cheat sheet.
"Sister Yu, let's hang it on the tree!"
"You are..."
"This," Yu Xiaoyu smiled a little embarrassedly:
"Increase your chances of winning."
"..."
Good guy, if you know, she is looking for marriage, but if you don't know, you may think it is some organization's assassination list.
The two walked out of the pavilion with the three ribbons written, and found a place with a slightly lower branch to hang the blessing ribbons.
Holding the "Assassination List" in her hand, Yu Xiaoyu closed her eyes and muttered a few words, then took a deep breath, threw her hands up——
"Hey!"
Before even touching the edge of the branch, the ribbon fell down melodiously.
"Hey!"
"Roar!"
"what!"
She threw it several times in a row, and each time she either missed it or overdid it, but she couldn't catch it.
Jiang Qiyu also tried a few times, as did she and God of Wealth.
"Huh...huh..."
Yu Xiaoyu put his hands on his knees, panting heavily:
"They...how did they throw it up?"
Among the young lovers who came with them, none of them could successfully hang the blessing belt in their hands on the branch.
Jiang Qiyu raised her head, looked at the brightly colored and even faded ribbons on it, and waved to the persistent Yu Xiaoyu:
"It's just a way to get a lottery, and you'll get what you want. Let's not throw it away, shall we?"
"no!"
But the little assistant who was always talkative didn't know what went crazy, and insisted on wrapping the ribbon in his hand, which was comparable to a roll call card, around the old moon tree:
"I must throw it up!"
Seeing her determination to never give up until she reached her goal, Jiang Qiyu, who was already thinking about quitting, couldn't say anything.
I can only hold the three ribbons in my hand and watch her go crazy.
"..."
After waiting for more than ten minutes, the couples next to him shook their heads and gave up, while Yu Xiaoyu was still jumping.
She was about to step forward to persuade her to do things on her own, but a male voice suddenly sounded beside her:
"The benefactor asked for three, why only two?"
"?"
Jiang Qiyu was wearing a hat and mask, only her eyes were exposed, she turned to look at the words.
But he saw the young monk in the gazebo standing behind him at some point, looking at her indifferently.
"You're talking about this..."
She just remembered, shook the red blank ribbon in her hand, and turned to look at Yu Xiaoyu who was panting:
"Anyway, I can't throw it up, and it's useless to write it."
And the monk didn't say much, just handed over a pen, then turned and left without saying a word.
"..."
Jiang Qiyu looked at the pen in her hand and frowned slightly.
After hesitating for a moment, he unfolded the red ribbon and wrote a few words on it.
Then fastened a few buckles to the front end of the belt, forming a round knot.
Standing up and walking towards Yu Xiaoyu who looked frustrated, he showed her:
"Believe in science."
After finishing speaking, she grabbed one end of the ribbon, swung the knot-like knot, and then threw it upward regardless of her strength——
"what!!!"
Before Jiang Qiyu looked up to see the result, she was startled by Yu Xiaoyu's scream behind her.
Turning to stare at her, she saw her pointing upwards excitedly:
"Sister Yu! Sister Yu, you are hanging on a tree!"
"..."
Ignoring the wrongness in her words, Jiang Qiyu looked up.
I saw that the bright red ribbon actually went around a thick branch!
The round lump used to increase the weight was tightly wrapped around the branch twice under the action of inertia, and it was swinging back and forth in a small range at this time.
"It's...really hung up?"
She couldn't believe it herself.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa!!!"
Seeing her success, Yu Xiaoyu straightened up as if he had been injected with chicken blood.
Following Jiang Qiyu's example, she tied a few times at one end of the ribbon, and waved the prayer belt confidently:
"God of Science! Give me strength!!!"
"..."
Maybe because Yu Xiaoyu's beliefs are a bit mixed, the god of science still hasn't been effective.
In the end, she still did not give up and tied her "assassination list" to other trees in the temple.
"I beseech the Buddha to bless you, as long as the people above can become one, believers must bring the thickest incense to fulfill their vows..."
Yu Xiaoyu clasped his palms together and bowed three times to his assassination list.
After finishing the matter, she turned her head to look at Jiang Qiyu who was beside her with an impatient face:
"Sister Yu, what is written on the tape you hung up?"
"......forget."
"Ah? Didn't you just write it? How could you forget?"
"Can't remember."
"Then if it happens, how do you come to pay back your wish?"
"..."
"Really forgot?"
"Fuck off."
-
After wandering around the temple all afternoon, it was almost evening when the two returned to the hotel.
After a short rest, the staff of the program group came to communicate the specific matters of tomorrow, and recorded some tidbits and pre-examination clips in advance.
The variety show I'm going to participate in tomorrow is the most popular show that has recently been aired on Dianlian, and it's called——
"So dare to play, you don't want to die? "
There are five resident guests in the program, and each program group will invite several flying guests to complete various challenges according to the current competition system.
And tomorrow's theme is wildlife protection.
After simply going through the process with Yu Xiaoyu and confirming that there is no problem, the staff invited Jiang Qiyu to the single-shot room of the hotel to record the Q&A segment of the previous sample.
Behind the camera, the staff gestured to her to turn on the phone, and asked:
"Excuse me, Miss Jiang Qiyu, do you know anything about wild animals?"
With a calm expression, she replied lightly:
"do not know much."
The staff asked again: "Then what animals do you know?"
She replied, "Does it count as a cow?"
"Of course." The staff continued to be persuasive: "Then please briefly talk about your understanding of cattle."
Jiang Qiyu nodded: "The tenderloin of the beef is very tender and suitable for hot pot. The sliced beef brain is very tasty when stir-fried, and the beef brisket..."
Before she could finish speaking, she was stopped by the staff who made an "x" behind the camera.
"Then let's change the question."
The staff flipped through the script in their hands and asked again:
"What would you do if you encountered a large wild animal like a bear in the wild?"
"Bear?"
Jiang Qiyu didn't eat it and didn't understand it, so she frowned and asked:
"Just me?"
The staff froze for a moment: "Ah...there should be other companions."
"That's easy."
When she heard this, her expression softened instantly, and she waved her hand in a relaxed gesture:
"I'll turn around and run."
"How can the speed of Keren outrun the bear? In case it is provoked..."
"When did I say I was going to run over a bear?"
Jiang Qiyu said confidently, "I just need to outrun my companions."
"..."
The staff lowered their heads and bit their cheeks to suppress a smile, paused and continued to ask:
"And what if you meet a bear in the wild alone?"
Jiang Qiyu shrugged, followed him and replied:
"Isn't it just a bear? I'm not bragging, I can take ten slaps from it and not fight back."
"This......"
"Except for the first slap when it hurts, I will yell, and I will not make a sound for the next nine slaps."
"what?!"
"Sister Yu, let's hang it on the tree!"
"You are..."
"This," Yu Xiaoyu smiled a little embarrassedly:
"Increase your chances of winning."
"..."
Good guy, if you know, she is looking for marriage, but if you don't know, you may think it is some organization's assassination list.
The two walked out of the pavilion with the three ribbons written, and found a place with a slightly lower branch to hang the blessing ribbons.
Holding the "Assassination List" in her hand, Yu Xiaoyu closed her eyes and muttered a few words, then took a deep breath, threw her hands up——
"Hey!"
Before even touching the edge of the branch, the ribbon fell down melodiously.
"Hey!"
"Roar!"
"what!"
She threw it several times in a row, and each time she either missed it or overdid it, but she couldn't catch it.
Jiang Qiyu also tried a few times, as did she and God of Wealth.
"Huh...huh..."
Yu Xiaoyu put his hands on his knees, panting heavily:
"They...how did they throw it up?"
Among the young lovers who came with them, none of them could successfully hang the blessing belt in their hands on the branch.
Jiang Qiyu raised her head, looked at the brightly colored and even faded ribbons on it, and waved to the persistent Yu Xiaoyu:
"It's just a way to get a lottery, and you'll get what you want. Let's not throw it away, shall we?"
"no!"
But the little assistant who was always talkative didn't know what went crazy, and insisted on wrapping the ribbon in his hand, which was comparable to a roll call card, around the old moon tree:
"I must throw it up!"
Seeing her determination to never give up until she reached her goal, Jiang Qiyu, who was already thinking about quitting, couldn't say anything.
I can only hold the three ribbons in my hand and watch her go crazy.
"..."
After waiting for more than ten minutes, the couples next to him shook their heads and gave up, while Yu Xiaoyu was still jumping.
She was about to step forward to persuade her to do things on her own, but a male voice suddenly sounded beside her:
"The benefactor asked for three, why only two?"
"?"
Jiang Qiyu was wearing a hat and mask, only her eyes were exposed, she turned to look at the words.
But he saw the young monk in the gazebo standing behind him at some point, looking at her indifferently.
"You're talking about this..."
She just remembered, shook the red blank ribbon in her hand, and turned to look at Yu Xiaoyu who was panting:
"Anyway, I can't throw it up, and it's useless to write it."
And the monk didn't say much, just handed over a pen, then turned and left without saying a word.
"..."
Jiang Qiyu looked at the pen in her hand and frowned slightly.
After hesitating for a moment, he unfolded the red ribbon and wrote a few words on it.
Then fastened a few buckles to the front end of the belt, forming a round knot.
Standing up and walking towards Yu Xiaoyu who looked frustrated, he showed her:
"Believe in science."
After finishing speaking, she grabbed one end of the ribbon, swung the knot-like knot, and then threw it upward regardless of her strength——
"what!!!"
Before Jiang Qiyu looked up to see the result, she was startled by Yu Xiaoyu's scream behind her.
Turning to stare at her, she saw her pointing upwards excitedly:
"Sister Yu! Sister Yu, you are hanging on a tree!"
"..."
Ignoring the wrongness in her words, Jiang Qiyu looked up.
I saw that the bright red ribbon actually went around a thick branch!
The round lump used to increase the weight was tightly wrapped around the branch twice under the action of inertia, and it was swinging back and forth in a small range at this time.
"It's...really hung up?"
She couldn't believe it herself.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa!!!"
Seeing her success, Yu Xiaoyu straightened up as if he had been injected with chicken blood.
Following Jiang Qiyu's example, she tied a few times at one end of the ribbon, and waved the prayer belt confidently:
"God of Science! Give me strength!!!"
"..."
Maybe because Yu Xiaoyu's beliefs are a bit mixed, the god of science still hasn't been effective.
In the end, she still did not give up and tied her "assassination list" to other trees in the temple.
"I beseech the Buddha to bless you, as long as the people above can become one, believers must bring the thickest incense to fulfill their vows..."
Yu Xiaoyu clasped his palms together and bowed three times to his assassination list.
After finishing the matter, she turned her head to look at Jiang Qiyu who was beside her with an impatient face:
"Sister Yu, what is written on the tape you hung up?"
"......forget."
"Ah? Didn't you just write it? How could you forget?"
"Can't remember."
"Then if it happens, how do you come to pay back your wish?"
"..."
"Really forgot?"
"Fuck off."
-
After wandering around the temple all afternoon, it was almost evening when the two returned to the hotel.
After a short rest, the staff of the program group came to communicate the specific matters of tomorrow, and recorded some tidbits and pre-examination clips in advance.
The variety show I'm going to participate in tomorrow is the most popular show that has recently been aired on Dianlian, and it's called——
"So dare to play, you don't want to die? "
There are five resident guests in the program, and each program group will invite several flying guests to complete various challenges according to the current competition system.
And tomorrow's theme is wildlife protection.
After simply going through the process with Yu Xiaoyu and confirming that there is no problem, the staff invited Jiang Qiyu to the single-shot room of the hotel to record the Q&A segment of the previous sample.
Behind the camera, the staff gestured to her to turn on the phone, and asked:
"Excuse me, Miss Jiang Qiyu, do you know anything about wild animals?"
With a calm expression, she replied lightly:
"do not know much."
The staff asked again: "Then what animals do you know?"
She replied, "Does it count as a cow?"
"Of course." The staff continued to be persuasive: "Then please briefly talk about your understanding of cattle."
Jiang Qiyu nodded: "The tenderloin of the beef is very tender and suitable for hot pot. The sliced beef brain is very tasty when stir-fried, and the beef brisket..."
Before she could finish speaking, she was stopped by the staff who made an "x" behind the camera.
"Then let's change the question."
The staff flipped through the script in their hands and asked again:
"What would you do if you encountered a large wild animal like a bear in the wild?"
"Bear?"
Jiang Qiyu didn't eat it and didn't understand it, so she frowned and asked:
"Just me?"
The staff froze for a moment: "Ah...there should be other companions."
"That's easy."
When she heard this, her expression softened instantly, and she waved her hand in a relaxed gesture:
"I'll turn around and run."
"How can the speed of Keren outrun the bear? In case it is provoked..."
"When did I say I was going to run over a bear?"
Jiang Qiyu said confidently, "I just need to outrun my companions."
"..."
The staff lowered their heads and bit their cheeks to suppress a smile, paused and continued to ask:
"And what if you meet a bear in the wild alone?"
Jiang Qiyu shrugged, followed him and replied:
"Isn't it just a bear? I'm not bragging, I can take ten slaps from it and not fight back."
"This......"
"Except for the first slap when it hurts, I will yell, and I will not make a sound for the next nine slaps."
"what?!"
You'll Also Like
-
People In The Entertainment Industry Write Diaries, Female Stars Please Respect Yourself
Chapter 95 4 hours ago -
The Navy Has No Nuclear Power, So What Does It Have To Do With Our Coast Guard?
Chapter 95 4 hours ago -
Dragon Ball: System, this choice is a bit unreasonable
Chapter 151 13 hours ago -
I have a simplified system.
Chapter 151 13 hours ago -
Pirates: I was captured by Kaido and I kidnapped Yamato!
Chapter 159 13 hours ago -
NBA: Crazy Little Giant
Chapter 192 13 hours ago -
God-level choice: Obito, come and inherit the title of Hokage
Chapter 198 13 hours ago -
People write diaries in the ninja world, and the female ninjas are broken
Chapter 115 14 hours ago -
Hanghai: I, Whitebeard, have both a son and a daughter!
Chapter 121 14 hours ago -
City, I'm not a magician
Chapter 145 14 hours ago