You sell swords, I go crazy, join hands to rectify the entertainment industry

Jiang Ling came here full of calculations, and Jiang Qiyu sent her away full of resentment.

In this way, no one suffers.

At night, she was very caring (crossed out) and took the initiative to help Young Master Qi wash the vegetables, and successfully mixed with Fang Xubai's tearful three dishes and one soup.

After dinner, it was time for the usual reserved part of the show——

"Understanding Night Talk"

And today's program is to open the circle of friends in the Daolian app.

Everyone sat around the living room and looked at the large electronic screen in front of them. On it were all the circles of friends they had released from last night to today.

yesterday:

Zhou Shun uploaded a photo of his room with the text:

[The wonderful "shared renting" life. ]

Song Yan posted a selfie in front of the mirror with the caption:

[expect. ]

Jiang Ling took a picture of the night scene outside the window, accompanying the text:

[The breeze is coming, and all the good things will come unexpectedly. ]

Fang Shubai is a plain text:

[Meet a very interesting friend. ]

When this picture was displayed on the big screen, Fang Xubai's ears turned slightly red for some reason, and he raised his eyes to look at Jiang Qiyu.

But he found that the man's eyes were slack, his mind was obviously drifting away and he was not looking at it seriously, so he had no choice but to give up, turn his eyes back and follow the big screen to look back.

Jiang Mian's circle of friends posted it this morning. The picture is a table of various Chinese breakfasts, with the text:

[Food, as tender as love. ]

And Lu Heng not only praised her circle of friends in seconds, but also posted a landscape photo of the garden, with the text:

[What you see is gentle and beautiful, what you do is worthy of your youth. ]

When it was shown here, the barrage was almost dominated by Lu Heng and Jiang Mian's CP fans:

[Is this the time difference between the young couples playing?You're all in love, why did you still match up with the secret code, don't be gentle, don't be nice, give me happiness! 】

[Ah, ah, I'm a fake, Lu Mianyan can't be a fake, I'm crushed to death! 】

[You two still care about Wei Fan's life or death?Only fans will be shown as CP fans by you! 】

【...】

As for Qi Yu, who came here only the next day, there was no movement in the circle of friends, and only his blank circle of friends flashed by on the big screen.

From last night to now, everyone's circle of friends has only sent sporadic ones or no updates at all.

Except for Lu Heng's copywriting of Jiang Mian's cp speculation, which caused a wave of repercussions, there was no splash at all.

Jiang Qiyu's circle of friends was specially shown at the end by the program team.

As for why...

Spear dipped in shit and poke who dies The first text-only circle of friends this morning:

[There are many kinds of spicy in this world, namely: slightly spicy, medium spicy, extra spicy, and]

The words were only half spoken, and everyone was still puzzled, and then her second sentence was released on the big screen:

Image: A sliced ​​piece of blue cheese.

The spear dipped in shit and poked someone to death: [It stinks! ]

Lu Heng was embarrassed on the spot.

Picture: A bowl of bottomless vegetable tofu soup.

The spear dipped in shit and poked someone to death: [Sweet and spicy! ]

Qi Yu raised his eyebrows slightly.

Image: Death Angle selfie in the dressing room wearing a bright red executioner suit.

The spear dipped in shit and poked someone to death: [It's beautiful! ]

Jiang Ling's face turned green.

Picture: A group photo of a smiling face standing in the garden on the top floor and the sea view behind.

This is a normal business photo with perfect beauty, but the accompanying text is:

[My old lady and the sea. ]

Finally, there is a photo of Jiang Ling with a reluctant face in the garden on the top floor.

Accompanying text: [I can scold my sister if I don't like it, I'm already like this, what good thing can my sister do? ]

Then he replied below:

[After scolding my sister, you can't scold me anymore. ]

Jiang's fake cousin Ling's face turned greener.

Jiang Zhen's cousin Mian's face was not very good-looking either.

[As expected of Teacher Long Spear, a few simple circles of friends can ruin everyone's good looks. 】

[It's because I'm out of shape. I take it back when I said that Mr. Long Spear is here to clean up the rice circle, and these sisters are here to clean up the entertainment circle. 】

[Take your seven kinds of spicy and get out of Chana, I'm not kidding! 】

[By the way, are Jiang Ling and Jiang Qiyu really sisters?Why do they look so different? 】

The bullet screen was full of joy, but Jiang Ling wanted to eat it raw for her in her heart.

In front of the camera, she could only squeeze out a very forced smile and said to Jiang Qiyu:

"Qi Yu... You have a lot of postings in your circle of friends..."

Song Yan was also stunned and said: "Qiyu, your desire to talk...is quite strong."

Zhou Shun and Fang Xubai followed suit and nodded.

What they said was euphemistic, but the translation from Chinese to Chinese is actually:

Why do you talk so much bullshit every day?

"Do you think I criticize too much?"

With a word that broke everyone's minds, Jiang Qiyu didn't feel that there was any problem at all, and said calmly:

"Friends, for you, what I post is just dating circles, but for me, what I post is crazy. If I go a little crazy every day, I will gain a little more peace in my heart."

"..."

Everyone was speechless, only Qi Yu shook his head slightly, rarely seeing earnest advice:

"Anything will only hurt you."

Jiang Qiyu grinned at him heartlessly:

"Afraid of death!"

-

After the display of everyone's circle of friends, the program team announced:

The guests will like each other, and whoever gets the most likes will get a privilege in tomorrow's session.

There is no doubt that this rule is extremely unfriendly to Qi Yu, but it is undoubtedly a stroke of genius to Jiang Qiyu who sent out the circle of friends as a memo.

Soon, the results came out.

Jiang Qiyu's quality wasn't enough to make up the quantity, even if she gave herself a like for each item, it was almost a sure win.

I didn't know this rule at the beginning, and everyone just posted a piece of Weibo business, and no one thought that this comment would lead to blind cats and dead mice.

Facing everyone's sincere or false congratulations, Jiang Qiyu laughed so hard that she couldn't see her eyes:

"Happy to death!"

-

In the evening, after returning to the room and washing up, Jiang Qiyu, who was still parachuting, shooting guns, licking bags, and swearing, received a pop-up window of heartbeat value from the Daolian app without any accident.

The second time the forced pop-up window got stuck, she felt much calmer, and clicked on everyone's avatars to score:

Lu Heng?

Birth, 0 points.

Jiang Mian?

The heroine, who can't be provoked and can hide, 0 points.

Jiang Ling?

She has dense phobia, afraid of people with too many eyes, 0 points.

Zhou Shun?

Unfamiliar, 0 points.

Song Yan?

Quite white, 10 points.

Fang Xubai?

Nice guy, but a bit of a brain problem, 20 points.

Qi Yue?

"..."

When commenting on this more guest than yesterday, Jiang Qiyu paused for a 0 point, and then remembered his exquisite cooking skills.

Well... this one is worth 50 points.

Then I thought about the fact that he used words to attack his own taste during the day, and this was a point deduction.

Under the watchful eyes of the audience in the live broadcast room, Jiang Qiyu pondered for a while before entering Qi Yu's score sheet.

Slowly buckled a 6.