You sell swords, I go crazy, join hands to rectify the entertainment industry

Originally, Jiang Qiyu's hand-swipe forwarded vote did not attract too much attention.

But with the addition of Qi Yue, those long-eared CP fans who had been hungry for a long time and hadn't eaten candy began to frantically build teams.

A new entry is top trending:

#哟哟哥, come and express your opinion~#

Who would have thought that a meeting of black fans who were mocking Jiang Qiyu's acting skills would turn into a sugar-sprinkling scene for the long-eared CP in the end.

Jiang Qiyu switched back to the WeChat list, and clicked on a friend's dialog box.

[The spear sticks in shit and pokes whoever dies: you're still the one to blame~]

It seemed that they had been waiting for her news for a long time, and they replied almost in seconds:

[Yu: Then you still report me to the alien prince? 】

【The spear dipped in shit and whoever dies:......】

Jiang Qiyu wasn't polite to him either, she didn't bother to type, so she directly dialed a call invitation.

It's just that my hand was quick when I clicked, and the voice call was accidentally dialed into a video call.

She was about to hang up and switch the voice again, when a line of small words popped up on the screen:

[The other party has declined]

Then came text messages.

[More: Inconvenient. 】

"..."

Jiang Qiyu curled her lips and typed a reply with a little dissatisfaction.

[The spear sticks in shit and pokes whoever dies: You don't want to kill yourself if you pull it like this? 】

He played the video in the middle of the night yesterday, but she picked it up without saying a word, and accidentally exposed her alien traitor.

Why is it inconvenient to come to him today?

Only the young master is allowed to set fire, but the old slave is not allowed to do the same, right?

As if guessing her dissatisfaction, the dialog box sent another message soon.

[Yu: Wait a minute. 】

[More: I'm taking a bath. 】

"!!!"

Hearing this, Jiang Qiyu immediately felt relieved, and sat up straight with a carp holding the phone.

[The spear sticks in shit and pokes someone to death: I don't believe it. 】

"..."

Waited for a few minutes, no reply from there.

So she exerted her indomitable spirit and continued to edit the text.

[Pike poked with shit and whoever dies: I am ready to become a monk, and now Foguang Temple is going to test me, if I can withstand the temptation of 99 pictures of abs, I can join, please kind boy wish me pass the test! 】

After waiting for a few minutes, there was still no reply.

Jiang Qiyu was not in a hurry, she curled her lips slightly, and typed slowly:

[The spear dipped in feces and poked whoever died: I was so disturbed by the group post just now, the photos have been collected, thank you all kind boys for your help! 】

"..."

In less than half a minute, your friend [Yu] sent a video call invitation.

"Boy, sister can't cure you yet."

Jiang Qiyu put away her obscene smile, maintained a detached and peaceful mind, and accepted the video call.

Maybe because of the hotel network, there was a momentary black screen freeze when the video was connected.

After the picture appeared, she received a beauty crit from someone.

Although the video quality is not too high, she can still clearly see through the screen, the man's three-dimensional facial features that are too delicate but not feminine at all.

At this time, Qi Yue's forehead hair was all lifted up, only a few strands of wet hair fell between his eyebrows, adding a bit of unruliness to his already sharp eyebrows and eyes.

There was even a drop of crystal water that formed at an unknown time, dangling and falling on the end of his hair, unable to fall...

"..."

dying.

Obviously, the whole picture is only above the neck, but for some reason, Jiang Qiyu, who had just built up her mind just now, only felt her throat tighten.

Seeing that she was silent, Qi Yu on the other side of the video narrowed his eyes slightly, and smiled in a tone:

"Pass?"

While speaking, the drop of water that fell on the tip of her hair finally fell.

It hit the root of his towering mountain, and then slid inch by inch along the undulating line of the bridge of the nose...

"Ah-ah?"

"Test," Qi Yu said with playful eyes, following her words:

"Have you passed the test of Foguang Temple?"

Jiang Qiyu came to her senses, swallowed her saliva without a trace, then looked away and said:

"No, the Buddha said that my six sense organs are not clean, so I won't pass it."

"..."

Hearing her serious nonsense, Qi Yu couldn't help but bend the corners of his lips, his voice filled with a deep smile:

"I heard... there was a little accident on the set today?"

"Little accident?"

Too many things happened today, Jiang Qiyu didn't realize what he was talking about for a while.

Qi Yu thought she was pretending, and raised his eyebrows slightly to remind:

"Bamboo charcoal powder."

"You said Lu Heng..."

She nodded with a dazed face, and then reacted vigilantly:

"how do you know?!"

This matter is known to heaven and earth, Yu Xiaoyu knows she knows it, it is impossible for others to know...

Didn't she clean it up when she started? !

Seeing her erratic eyes, Qi Yu shook his head and smiled, and walked out of the bathroom with his mobile phone while speaking:

"The whole crew will do this, who else but you?"

During his movements, he held the phone a little further away from his body. Before Jiang Qiyu could figure out how to deny it, she saw the thin dark cardigan bathrobe he was wearing at this time.

And the part of the skirt that is not securely wrapped, the looming...

"how?"

Seeing her silent, Qi Yu's tone was joking:

"Did I tell you?"

And Jiang Qiyu just blinked her eyes, then pursed her lips twice and said slowly:

"So big...uh"

"..."

The man found a place to sit down, and the video was aimed above the neck again.

As if he didn't hear what she said just now, he narrowed his eyes slightly:

"What did you say?"

"!!!"

Not only the six senses are not clean, but also the weak-willed Foguang Temple eliminated contestants instantly woke up, trying to cover up and said:

"I said you are so big...why didn't you tell me earlier?"

Qi Yu glanced at her, and said in a neutral tone:

"You better be."

Then, in order to change the subject, Jiang Qiyu started to share with him the interesting things that happened on the set today just like yesterday.

Of course, she didn't say anything about Shangshan Mausoleum Purchase and almost becoming a female Pluto.

Part of it is the feeling of shame.

Another part of the reason is that what Jiang Mian said today made her subconsciously feel that the Qiao family seemed not that simple.

But she couldn't say exactly what she felt, so she didn't mention it to Qi Yu.

She finished talking vividly about what she was doing on the set today, but then she felt that it was unfair, so she asked him to also talk about what she did today.

But when Qi Yugang talked about the second meeting held this morning, Jiang Qiyu couldn't help but start fighting with two eyelids.

"..."

The narrating voice on the video side gradually stopped, and just when she was almost falling asleep, there was another very low chuckle.

Still conscious, she frowned and muttered dissatisfiedly:

"What are you laughing at?"

But Qi Yu didn't answer, instead he said softly in a low voice with a smile:

"Negotiate something with you."

"what?"

"If you dream of me again tonight, don't betray me to the alien prince again."

"???"

Consciousness came back in an instant, she stretched out her hand to poke the man's teeth-itching smile without saying a word, and hung up the call decisively.

Looking at the good night message from the man in the chat interface, Jiang Qiyu was not used to it at all, and sent him a little emoji with a middle finger.

【The spear dipped in shit and whoever is poked dies:】

Qi Yu soon replied with the same emoji.

[more than:]

is a ring.