You sell swords, I go crazy, join hands to rectify the entertainment industry

As soon as the well-dressed three people opened their voices, they instantly exploded the entire show scene.

And Wu Daojia, who was sitting on her left, had already begun to pretend to beat the time with their scattered rhythm.

Zhen Haoting on the right frowned and raised his hand to gesture something in the air, as if trying to bring back the tone of them running away from home.

Na Santuo sang a few lines in defense, and Zhen Haoting pressed [x].

In the fifth line, Wu Daojia signaled Jiang Qiyu to press [x] under the table, and when she sang the seventh line, she also pressed the last [x] with regret.

The audience turned on red lights, and Zhen Haoting turned on the microphone switch in front of him in a familiar way:

"The three of you cooperated very well, but your breath is slightly unstable, and you need to practice more when you go back."

Wu Daojia accepted the words with a smile and commented accordingly:

"I can see the breath of youth in you. Although it is not good enough at this stage, I hope you will not give up your music dreams. I look forward to seeing your progress in next year's audition!"

After finishing speaking, the two left and right, and at the same time set their eyes on Jiang Qiyu who was still in the middle.

"..."

Under the signal of the host, Jiang Qiyu slowly stretched out her hand to open the microphone in front of her, and said word by word:

"Your song, the audience does not know who it is...but the victim group, I am indeed one."

[Hahahahahaha, I knew you kid couldn't hold back any good farts. 】

[I feel that my ears and eyes have been polluted, add me to the victim group! 】

[Already called the police, the victim group is expanding! 】

[It's really chilling!Outrageous! 】

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The first group of contestants left the stage with regret, Jiang Qiyu only breathed a sigh of relief, and was hung up again.

"Hello everyone, I am contestant 002, and today I will perform an original rap for you."

"..."

At the end of the song, the audience was still red.

Zhen Haoting nodded: "Your singing voice is very contagious, but your professional skills are still a little lacking."

Wu Daojia clapped his hands: "I think your body coordination is great, don't give up your dream, keep working hard!"

Jiang Qiyu was dumbfounded:

"It's ugly, but it's very special. The combination of the two feelings is particularly ugly."

[Hahahahahahaha, you know how to be reserved. 】

[I don’t understand, what about professionals? 】

[I'm a fan of the rap circle, and I can prove that he's talking about cross talk! 】

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The next contestants were even more embarrassing on stage with all kinds of tricks.

Contestant No. 007 claims that his original dance system can lead the Chinese dance scene to the world.

After watching her performance, the other two instructors beat around the bush and said that the Chinese dance world is not guilty of this.

Jiang Qiyu spoke bluntly:

"Your dance is very contagious. If you put it on the street, you can hail [-] taxis with this set of moves."

The bullet screen also caused another wave of complaints because of her:

[Hahahahahahaha spear, you are really advanced in cursing people now! 】

[This contestant, you can eat indiscriminately, but you can't dance indiscriminately. 】

[The Chaplin of the Chinese is more suitable for the physique of Chinese babies! 】

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Contestant No. 023 claims that his treble can reach the absolute range, which is unmatched in the entire Chinese music scene.

After listening to his singing, Jiang Qiyu said:

"My friend, you should be glad that this is not a mountainous area, otherwise wolf bites would be very painful."

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha my dog ​​bought a ticket to go to S city to prepare for his debut. 】

[Laughing to death, werewolves wandered off the earth, right? 】

【I'm blind, so it sounds like a wolf, because my dad also raises wolves, but he raises a different breed. My dad raises white-eyed wolves. 】

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No. 050, a group of four men singing and dancing.

Jiang Qiyu squeezed the microphone in front of her, trying her best to maintain a smile:

"How should I put it, the cooperation of the few of you is the same as my life, I don't know what you are busy with."

【Mr. Long Spear, don't talk nonsense, these four are masters, and they are forming a magic circle here. 】

[I don't agree with the previous point of view, I think they are dancing masters. 】

[Don't dare to disrespect the immortal masters, this year's rainfall in city S depends on them! 】

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In the middle, I also met a player who claimed to be her fan.

"Hello mentors, hello Teacher Long Spear, I am contestant No. 250, and I am a loyal fan of Teacher Long Spear! I came to this show just for her!"

"Oh?"

Naturally, the host would not let go of such an opportunity to interact, "Then I met the idol today, do you have anything to say to Qiyu?"

The girl was petite, her cheeks were flushed, and she pinched the microphone with an excited look and said loudly:

"Mr. Long Spear! I have been following you since you first entered Dianlian Weibo with only [-] fans. Now you have millions of fans. Watching you grow up step by step, I have the feeling to raise a child a feeling of......"

Speaking of this, maybe the love was deep, the voice of the girl number 250 choked up for a moment, and then she looked at Jiang Qiyu even more excitedly:

"Mr. Lance! Can you call me mom?!"

"..."

As soon as this person said he was a fan of hers, Jiang Qiyu knew she wasn't holding back anything.

Wen Yan just smiled at her with squinted eyes, leaned in front of the microphone and said lightly:

"Don't make me slap you when I'm so happy."

The fan didn't mind at all when he saw this, and before the host could react to the cue process, he began to introduce the upcoming song:

"My friend is a fan of Brother Slap, and next, I will represent her and sing a classic Internet song for Mr. Long Spear——"

""Miss Sister, Please Give Him Back to Me"!"

"..."

"...Miss Sister, you are so beautiful and never lack a partner. I am just an ordinary girl with a public appearance."

"Miss, please return him to me, please return him to me, please don't steal my object..."

Both the lyrics and the tone of this song are so advanced that the two instructors forgot to press the elimination button for a while.

In this way, she sang the whole classic song that made the facial features clenched, the toes curled up and the chrysanthemum tightened from beginning to end.

"..."

At this time, Jiang Qiyu deeply realized the true meaning of what the two seniors said "money is hard to earn and shit is hard to eat".

Sitting on the instructor's seat, she took a long breath, and calmly said to the "fans" who were still immersed in the pain of the lyrics:

"Promise me that you will never sing to others in the future, I will be jealous."

After finishing speaking, he pressed the [x] in front of him with a "snap".

Under the still staring eyes of the two seniors on the left and right, he stretched out his hands and simultaneously turned off the lights in front of them.

The red lights of the audience instantly lit up, and the music was played.

On the other hand, No. 250 on the stage smiled even brighter, clasped his fists in front of him and raised his sword loudly:

"I have ten crimes: my minister's first crime; meeting you; my minister's second crime; knowing you; my minister's three crimes; handing over to you; my minister's four crimes; pleasing you; my minister's five crimes; missing you; my minister's six crimes; caring for you. My minister's seven Sin; guarding you. Eight crimes of minister; protecting you. Nine crimes of minister; loving you. Ten crimes of minister; loving you.

Ten crimes are complete, and the subject deserves death!

The minister retreated, this retreat!It's a lifetime! "

The smile on Jiang Qiyu's face was even wider, and she only replied with two words:

"security guard."