NBA: I went from being a reasonable talker to being a god against the sky

"Hey, Jiang Haoliu made an assist, tell me buddy, are you panicking now?

Hahaha, just to remind you, I forgot to take a shower today, and I had a big dick just now, my ass stinks! "

While speaking, he slowly raised his head and looked at Kenny Smith. Barkley had a smirk on his face.

Kenny Smith: "..."

On the field.

Running towards his own half, the system suddenly reminded Jiang Hao in his mind.

【Ding!From Kenny Smith +1000]

Hey...what the hell did I offend again?

Jiang Hao couldn't help but looked around.

Didn't see any Kenny Smith, but found Li Yanran sitting in the stands again!

Are these girls crazy?

Wherever I go, where do you follow?

A vague game name came out of my mind——

Tail... what's going on?

Eagles attack.

Jiang Hao gave Terry a gesture and was ready to switch defenses.

Hmph, call me to run, don't pass the ball to me, what the hell are you walking the dog... Terry pretended not to see, and ignored Jiang Hao.

Seeing that Terry didn't respond, Jiang Hao was about to shout, when suddenly: [Ding!From Terry +1000].

ha?This guy is so careful...

It was also helpless, after another thought, Jiang Hao came up with the idea of ​​Director Lu in front of him.

Director Lu controlled the ball, Jiang Hao stretched out his arms, and smiled mysteriously at Director Lu:

"Xiao Luzi, you will be promising in the future."

"what?"

"I said you, you can be the head coach in the future and win the championship."

Hiss~, my lifelong wish of someone Lu, is this kid a prophet... Director Lu couldn't help but feel a little bit in his heart.

Panicked, Zu Chuan's hand speed slowed down.

"Bah!"

The ball was broken at the sound, Jiang Hao counterattacked with the ball and took the lead!

Shouting "Josh" at the same time...

Hearing Jiang Hao greet him, Josh Howard burst into tears instantly.

moved.

Ugly, not good at speaking, and low in the draft, he has been struggling for so many years, and although he is a starter, he has never been popular.

Howard's heart has been in a state of extreme depression all year round.

When did you get this kind of treatment!

For Jiang Hao's love, do it!

The two rebuilt legs are like an F1 car that has just finished a warm-up lap.

With a "whoosh", he rushed out.

In the blink of an eye, Jiang Hao dribbled the ball to the basket.

Don't look back, don't look at people, throw the ball with one hand to find a rebound.

The ball bounces off the backboard, and Howard jumps with both feet...

"boom"

Completed the catch and dunk in the air.

The audience suddenly fell silent.

Half a second later - mvp, mvp, mvp...

This time, it wasn't just a few fans of Dragon nationality who were shouting.

This time, almost one-third of the fans in the audience spoke out together!

In the first quarter, Jiang Hao conquered the hearts of one-third of the away fans with his performance!

Stunning!

The home dj was also conquered by Jiang Hao. After checking the data a little, Shaoqing shouted: "Mavericks Jiang, 7th assist!"

"Heyman, are you looking forward to it? Maybe in the first half, you will be able to lick my ass!"

While talking, Barkley came out from the commentary stand, walked around in front of Kenny Smith, and pouted his chubby buttocks.

Just about to twist up, but suddenly "beep beep beep beep"...

Show off a dynamic rhythm rb.

Kenny Smith's eyes widened in shock, his mouth opened wide, and he finally sucked it all in.

Nothing is wasted.....

Immediately, the sage model after the ancestral kung fu...

On the court, the Eagles were miserable and attacked again.

It was still Lu who guided the dribble.

Terry is still the same, but does not come to change defenses.

Simply ignore it, Jiang Hao continued to pinch Lu to guide.

Anyway, if Director Lu is strangled, Johnson will not be able to get the ball.

I was thinking about how to fool Director Lu into chatting in this wave, but unexpectedly...

"Can you really predict the future?"

Director Lu carefully dribbled the ball, but he didn't know what to do...

Kouhe steals 50% success rate.

Note: If the opponent speaks actively, the success rate is doubled.

Jiang Hao also couldn't bear it.

"Snapped"

After cutting the ball, I didn't forget to reply to Lu's guidance:

"Next time definitely!"

He succeeded in stealing again, and before Jiang Hao greeted him, Howard yelled directly:

"Brother! Me!"

Look at Jiang Hao again.

With full-level physical strength, I decided to take a wave.

Full speed ahead, heading for the Eagles half court.

"Oh! My God! My mother!"

"Impossible! This speed!"

"What? Are you kidding my whole family?"

Jiang Hao, who was at full speed, did not attack the basket.

Instead, under the eyes of everyone with their mouths wide open and in disbelief, there was a back-and-forth run to the bottom line!

Jiang Hao has turned back to the Eagles free throw line, and Howard has just run in place.

Jiang Hao just passed the ball...

Howard also baffled Jiang Hao's flamboyant operation.

He didn't take off and dunk again, and barely made a reverse basket.

The audience was silent again.

After a few seconds, the fans all started checking their phones.

Checking the results of the [-]-meter sprint world champion...

On the other side, in the Xinglang live broadcast room:

"Was it a replay just now? Or did my speed increase again? Jiang Hao ran back?"

"Jiang Hao is almost a horse!"

"Why don't you just go to the Longguo Track and Field Team!"

"Yeah, Bolt has to kneel too!"

"I just called the head coach of the Longguo National Track and Field Team."

"Upstairs, don't make trouble, I didn't receive your call."

"I just want to ask, can one person compete in sprinting and basketball at the same time?"

"Everyone play with me: bad association s|b!"

······

"Shh!"

The referee finally blew the whistle to end the first quarter.

Jiang Hao scored 2 points, 4 steals and 7 assists in the first quarter.

"Eagle 20:26 Mavericks"

The score gap is not that big.

It happened for a reason.

In order to ensure the number of assists, Jiang Hao sent 2 points for assists.

The Eagles sent Bibby to play behind, and Carlisle also replaced Terry with Harris.

Jiang Hao was happy to return to shooting guard to limit Johnson's scoring.

Unexpectedly, Harris pulled his hips, and Bibby hit consecutive three-pointers from the outside, which basically made the score close.

Back on the bench to rest, Jiang Hao subconsciously picked up his phone and glanced at it.

Two unread text messages popped up.

"Hilton Hotel 2901, someone is waiting - Li Yanran"

My Nima is here again? ···Recalling that Ivanka's gender column needs to be unlocked, Jiang Hao wanted to reply "Fuck off".

Thinking that there is still an unread message, I waited a while and clicked to open:

"Not Ivanka."