NBA: I went from being a reasonable talker to being a god against the sky

"fuk! What are you doing!"

Joe Johnson, who was photographed, was stunned and didn't react, but Josh Smith next to him yelled at Jiang Hao loudly, and he was about to strike with his arms.

Fortunately, Director Lu was well-informed and stable, and grabbed Smith.

【Ding!From Joe Johnson +3000; Smith +2000]

"Ha, I'm sorry, everyone, sorry, I'm excited... I'm sorry."

Having got the advantage, Jiang Hao quickly turned his head away, and Johnson's data panel jumped out of his eyes.

Joe Johnson

Speed ​​82 Stamina 85 Bounce 80 Strength 81

控球95、传球65、意识61、中投94、三分82····

"Hey, the physical statistics are incomparable with James, but they are all over 80, the ball control and mid-range shooting are ridiculously strong, and the awareness and passing are good.

No, this thing is addictive, and Smith will have to give it to him twice. "

I looked at my panel again, the balance was 26000 points.

Add basic quality points now?

Or add basketball skill points at the end of the game?

Stamina 82 is enough, but bounce 50 is too much for stretching the hips.

Thinking that he was not going to use the "26000/[-] matchup" in this game, Jiang Hao decided to pay [-] points for a stud.

"System, exchange for 17 Endurance Fruits and 11 Bounce Fruits."

In an instant, the data was updated.

Stamina 99, bounce 61.

Endurance is also at the full level, this game is open, and the challenge must be completed.

Harris holds the ball for halftime.

At this moment, the Eagles suddenly regained their spirits, and their defense was obviously strengthened.

Lu directed to bear the brunt and adopted a pressing strategy against Harris.

Keep trying to get the ball out.

Harris was forced to stop the ball.

Point guards being forced to stop the ball is a big no-no in the game.

It shows that the offense is powered off and can only be forced to handle the ball.

"whoosh"

In desperation, Harris barely passed the ball.

The ball is given to Uncle Huo.

It's not that Uncle Huo is strong at getting rid of it.

The key is not wanting to fight Pachulia in the paint.

"Howard is useless here with the ball, no threes.

The Mavericks can't play like this, there is no one inside, and offensive rebounds are useless. "

"I completely agree with Director Zhang. Nowitzki is not here. Uncle Huo is too soft.

Harris is afraid of Bibby, Dampier can't keep up with Horford, and the Mavericks want to win today, I don't think so. "

Yang Yi shook his head, thinking logically.

"It's pure nonsense. After the damn analysis, the Mavericks surrendered and counted the ball, and even knitting wool!"

"Shut up if you don't understand upstairs, don't be silly jbbb!"

"Through your sister, labor and management don't understand, just love BB, what do you want?"

"See through my sister? Hurry up and look in the mirror, do you deserve it too?"

"Ci'ao! Brother, I'll think about your sister again, I don't know if she's worthy or not."

"Fuck, bro, I've figured it out too!"

"Stay back, I'll make a sample first!"

"Okay, no rush, anyway, my sister is in good shape, 160cm, 160kg."

"..."

It has to be Director Zhang, who can see right.

Not knowing which tendon was wrong, Second Uncle Huo directly threw a three-pointer.

"Boom!"

As expected, the blacksmith popped up.

rebound!

Horford vs. Dampier.

"Bang, boom"

The ball was tapped twice in the air by the two.

Bounce near the free throw line!

Jiang Hao predicted in advance and picked up the rebound.

Seeing this, Pachulia swooped forward, raising his arms to block the shooting route.

Unexpectedly, Jiang Hao didn't intend to shoot at all.

From the corner of the eye, he caught a glimpse of Second Uncle Huo intending to cut in.

Take a big step back with a fierce dribble!

Pachulia hurried after him.

It just opened up the restricted space.

Uncle Huo has rich experience and cuts in place.

"Boom!"

With sharp eyes and quick hands, Jiang Hao hit the ground and passed the ball.

After catching the ball without stopping the ball, Uncle Huo made a half layup and scored with a small throw.

Jiang Hao got the fourth assist.

"Eagle 6:10 Mavericks"

"Jiang Hao's fourth assist, I bet this is his last one today."

TNT commentary desk, Kenny Smith said while recording the data on paper.

Smith, famous for data analysis nba.

In this era of advanced computers, all kinds of data analysis can be completed in an instant.

But Smith's analysis is still irreplaceable.

experience.

With years of experience in data analysis, Smith's eyes are more poisonous than analysis software.

In the previous few games, Jiang Hao's assists were not high.

There are at most 4 or 5 in a single game.

Still under the premise of Nowitzki.

Therefore, Smith believes that Jiang Hao scored 4 assists in the opening game, which is pure luck.

"Shit! Smith, your words smell worse than fart.

I bet Jiang 10 assists today! "

As Jiang Hao's die-hard fan, Buckley couldn't bear it.

"Okay, 9 assists counts as your loss. Tell me, what's the bet?"

The tip of the needle is facing the wheat awn, and Smith's axis strength has also come up.

"Ass! Bet on my ass! Everything else is too vulgar.

I lost, you can use your ass however you want! "

Where does the confidence come from?Barkley believed that his butt was very popular.

"Okay! If I lose, I will give you my ass!"

It's also a fight, Smith put his own ass out.

Unexpectedly, after the words came out, Barkley shook his head again and again:

"No, buddy, I don't want your ass, I saw that bath, your ass is so rough..."

"Then what do you want? Let me tell you first, I don't gamble with money, your sister-in-law is in charge of the money!"

Rake ears are also produced in the United States.

"Hey hey, ikonw..." Buckley licked his thick lips and said slowly, "Let the netizens testify, if you lose, I want you to kiss me——

ass! "

As soon as these words were spoken, the actions of all the great masters of the United States exploded in an instant:

"I testify! How about raising the stakes and kissing twice?"

"Brother upstairs, you can do it, the Statue of Liberty probably laughed."

"Wait! Listen to this, is Mr. Buckley's ass very pink?"

"Oh man, shut up, I'm eating pink ice cream!"

"I bet $5 that Barkley's ass is purple and black."

"I'm paying $5, my ass is pink, who wants it!"

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At this moment, on the court.

Eagles right to the ball.

Tyronn Lue organizes with the ball.

There is one thing to say, Lu guides a stable group, controlling the ball while observing teammates' running positions.

It's a pity that the Eagles don't run at all.

Johnson is the boss, and he is a stand-alone type. Why should he move you?

Horford is a center forward, and he is fighting with Dampier in the paint.

Pachulia is happy to move, but the problem is that the work on his hands is too rough, and he is not as proficient in stepping on his feet.

In the end Josh Smith was left.

Smith is good at running.

But the premise is that the fast break runs empty blue.

Once halftime is off the ground, Smith's inner target is Joe Johnson.

Why can Old Joe start solo practice?

What's wrong with me, Smith?

Technology, speed, strength, we are not bad at anything, why can't I play singles?

In this way, the Eagles' positional offense is particularly funny.

The two uncles Johnson and Smith watched the show in place, waiting for others to feed the ball.

Horford grinds meat inside and doesn't care about asking for the ball.

Pachulia dodges the ball.

In the end, the point guard is left.

If Mike Bibby is okay, after all, he has an autonomous three-pointer.

Director Ke Lu was almost there. When he was young, relying on his flying legs and hairstyle, did he cosplay Iverson?

Now I'm 30, and I'm slow to break through, and only my hairstyle is left.

Glancing at his old leg, Director Lu felt a little sad.

When you are sad, the ball control speed will be slower.

It doesn't matter if it's slow, Harris reached out and took it out!

"Whoosh!"

It was really not a cover. Seeing that the ball was about to be lost, Director Lu reacted in a jerk,

Quickly twist your waist, turn your hips, rotate your body 360 degrees, and get Harris stuck behind you, and pass directly!

Wealth is in danger!

After passing Harris, Director Lu was overjoyed!

Looking up again, the eyes suddenly opened up,

In an instant, the heroic figure of his one-stop layup appeared in his mind.

That's handsome!

That's called a chasing wind!

Thinking of this, the old arms and legs seemed to be full of energy again.

What are you still hesitating about?

Let's go!

"Boom boom boom!"

Pushing hard with both feet, Lu directed and launched a charge!

In the ears, like a gust of wind whistling past.

In front of him, no one can stop him.

"Cool!

Shuang fucking open the door for Shuang——

Cool home!

Let y'all see, me!Tyronn Lu,

By no means vegetarian! "

"Snapped!"