NBA: I went from being a reasonable talker to being a god against the sky
Chapter 239 Inu Erlang (Sunday 2-word chapter)
"For your mother, a dog can't spit out ivory, talking about people like you - Devin Harris!!!"
The one who spoke angrily was actually Harris' good friend, jj Barea, a mountain in Puerto Rico.
"Damn!" Harris stretched his neck forward, scratching his head, with an aggrieved expression on his face,
"What did I say that offended you brother?"
"Hmph! Let me be clear, why is I so young? Why do you call me a little jj!!!"
"..." Harris, and everyone.
"Guang Gu was joking with your grandchildren." Carlisle tapped his fingertips on the small aviation table in front of him, looking around for something,
"Where is Inujiro? Where is Inujiro?"
"I was still in the seat just now." The team doctor pointed to the empty seat beside him, "It should be convenient in the bathroom now."
"Sigh~" Carlisle shook his head lightly, and muttered, "Islanders are said to be the most industrious people in Blue Star, so they are lazy donkeys who grind a lot of shit."
Inujiro.
A native of Kyoto, an island country, his full name is Kojun Inujiro, 40 years old.
A scout just hired by Nelson Jr.
In the nba, scouts play an extremely critical role.
It is no exaggeration to say that a reliable scout determines at least one-third of the team's fate!
To some extent, it is even more important than the head coach.
Scouts will directly affect the team's lineup changes from the source.
There was a scout who completed a draft player report 10 years ago.
The significance of this player report is even historical!
The report reads:
Player advantage:
He is much more mature than many college players, even current NBA players.
He knows how to think, which is a tremendous asset.
He understands the game of basketball and knows exactly what it takes to win.
In view of his height, his overall field of vision and spatial grasp are very good, so he will be an excellent finisher at the position of shooting guard.
On the court, he is good at dominating the game under the pressure of multiple teams.
He can shoot from the [-]-point line and he's shooting at a high rate.
Once on the court, he becomes a fierce and powerful tough guy.
In addition, this kid, he is very good at the backward jumper technique. (Yes, I mean - Jordan's trick)
More importantly, he is a true leader.
Player Disadvantages:
The child, yes, I'm sure "the child" is accurate.Because, he is actually only 17 years old.
Obviously, in terms of ball handling skills, he still needs to improve.
Since he has not experienced college basketball, it is doubtful whether he is mature enough to face the test of the NBA arena.
In high school, he tried to play all five positions on the court, but seemed to be proficient in none of them.
These shortcomings may be summed up in one sentence - he still has a lot of potential to be tapped.
Player template:
Grant Hill
This scouting report, if you only read the first part, you can give the scout who wrote the report full marks.
but,
If measured by the content of the two parts of player disadvantage and player template, the professional level of this scout can only fail.
This player is Black Mamba Kobe Bryant.
In the summer of 96, this scouting report was placed on the desks of the top ten team managers and head coaches who held draft picks that year.
The first is the Philadelphia 76ers holding the No. [-] pick.
Coach Larry Brown is a rigorous coach.
I sneered at Kobe, a high school player who has never played in the American College League.
So the top pick of the golden generation in the 96 draft is the "answer" Allen Iverson.
The second pick belongs to the Toronto Raptors.
After weighing again and again, they made what seemed to be the safest choice.
A proven big man with a high floor -- Marcus Camby.
Well, this choice seems to be beyond reproach.
Then came the No. [-] pick, the Vancouver Grizzlies.
The Grizzlies' selection is intriguing -- they seem to have a singular ability.
That is, miss many excellent players and choose a relatively mediocre player.
The 96 golden generation's prospect-Sharif Abdul Rahim.
206 cm power forward.
What do the Grizzlies value in him?
Raheem was originally a small forward.
With a height of 206, he is absolutely outstanding among small forwards.
However, for some reason, he later switched to power forward.
As a devout Muslim believer, Rahim strictly abides by certain rules.
For example, Ramadan.
Another example is daily eating habits.
Not tall enough, not strong enough, the offensive end will always suffer, and the defensive end confrontation is completely arranged.
This is the portrayal of Tanhuaxiu's 12-year NBA career.
The fourth overall pick is the Milwaukee Bucks.
The Bucks have a good vision in the selection this time. They used the No. 4 pick to win the later CBA Finals Most Valuable Player.
Commissar Stephen Marbury.
pretty good.
After all, the political commissar Ma came to the cba all the way when he was young, and carried out a vigorous technical poverty alleviation work.
The Minnesota Timberwolves selected "Gentleman Sword" Yue Buqun with the fifth pick.
Oh wrong.
It's "The Sword of Gentleman" Ray Allen.
Another Allen of the 96 golden generation.
Ray Allen is really strong.
Even if you look at the history of the nba for decades, Ray Allen's three-pointers are unprecedented and rarely come later.
In addition, many friends who watched the game late, the cognition of Ray Allen mainly comes from the role of auxiliary three-point shooter.
After all, Ray Allen's decisive three-pointer in the Heat's title-winning game saved LeBron James' career.
but,
The early Gentleman Lei was a slam dunk fighter who flew into the sky and escaped from the ground.
In the prime of his career, he was the boss and first brother of the team.
The owner of the sixth pick is the greatest club in nba, maybe not one of them.
Boston Celtics.
The Celtics picked Antoine Wall.
This choice is certainly not wrong.
You know, Wall participated in the draft with the glory of the NCAA champion.
No. [-]?Wall really didn't think much of it.
Well, Wall's NBA career is actually quite successful.
One championship, three All-Stars.
As an early swingman who can play both big and small forwards.
In the game, Wall can easily handle and pass the ball like a defender.
He can also show off all kinds of fantastic footsteps in the low post like a center forward.
In addition, don't be fooled by Wall's rough appearance. This fat man also has a chocolate-like silky shot.
Lorenzen Wright, the functional center.
The seventh pick was selected by the Los Angeles Clippers.
It can only be said that Wright is a qualified nba player.
Kerry Kittles.
The eighth pick was acquired by the New Jersey Nets.
The brightest moment of his career was his rookie season.
Named to the All-Rookie Second Team.
A shooting guard with a good three-point shot.
Elsewhere, it's lackluster.
Samaki Walker.
The ninth pick, 206 cm, a power forward who is short but has strong rebounding ability.
The old Nelson selected the player for Cuban. Walker left after Nowitzki joined the Mavericks for the second year.
The owner of the No. [-] pick is the Indiana Pacers, which was also the last team to get Kobe's rookie report at the buzzer before the draft.
Unfortunately, the general manager and head coach of the Pacers chose Tie Hanhan very straight.
That's right, that's what you think of, Eric Dampier.
Dampier, needless to say.
Top ten picks, ten teams, ten selections.
General manager, head coach, plus the boss, at least 30 people.
30 nba bigwigs.
Abruptly missed the historical level of shooting guard, Kobe Bryant.
Alas, even if Kobe is missed, there are still people who are among the dragons and phoenixes to be ignored!
14th pick, three-point shooting, Peja Stojakovic!
The 15th pick, Steve Zonda, back-to-back regular season mvp, bombardment ball creator Nash.
The 17th pick, the owner of the surname of a great center forward with great talent, Jermaine Jr. ~~~ O'Neal.
Looking at it this way, the Charlotte Hornets, holding the No. 13 pick, are quite discerning?
"fart!"
The Hornets owner, general manager, and head coach only had a meeting for 5 minutes and 30 seconds.
A "wise and unparalleled" decision was made.
With the hot No. 13 rookie, high school student Kobe Bryant, in exchange for the great Hall of Fame center-Vlade Divac.
And the Millennium Fox, the general manager of the Lakers, the logo man, Jerry West, ushered in the brightest moment of his general manager career.
The famous phrase "one person, one city", Kobe and Duncan should be the ultimate comment on this word.
Could it be that the top ten picks in the nba teams don't understand the ball?
Or is only the logo man Jerry West the only "human sober" in the league?
neither.
Still the same sentence, a reliable scout is very important, very important!
If another scout wrote Kobe's player report.
Perhaps, the entire history of nba will change.
Looks like that Kobe Bryant player report would do with two changes.
Player template: Michael Joe's leader.
Player Disadvantages:
The player's personality is too strong.
The player only accepts team leader status.
Another point is that the player trained too early, which affected the rest of the team porter.
Oh, I'm sorry, actually, what I was going to talk about was the new scout of the Mavericks - the islander Kojun Inujiro.
In fact, for several months, the Mavericks had no full-time scouts.
why?
Last season, the league record was first, and was eliminated by the Golden State Warriors "Black Eight Miracles" in the first round.
Cuban, the boss, is really angry.
The original idea was to stew with one spoon and serve in one pot.
Of course, not for players.
Rather, for the management and coaching staff.
That's right, the rules of the game in the nba are different from our dragon country.
According to the rules of the game in our Dragon Kingdom, those who work on the front line are at the bottom and have no qualifications to challenge the management.
Let you 996, do you dare not follow?
Brother is very strong!Brother will not follow!how!
Yes, go home to farm and take the baby with you.
When Cuban got angry, there were major changes in personnel.
The first is the team management.
The deputy general manager quickly packed up his bags and left.
The middle-level directors of the brand, marketing, and operation departments also left seven or eight.
Only the general manager remained strong.
Everyone knows that the general manager is Nelson Jr.
But most people don't know why little Nelson is so stable and has become a tumbler.
After all, Nelson Jr.'s father, Nelson, was the head coach of the Golden State Warriors who created the "Black Eight tragedy".
Only someone who has read the first few chapters of my book and is as witty as you is the invincible handsome guy!
Only then did I know the real inside story.
That's right, Nelson Jr. raised Cuban's little girl Sofia until she was 10 years old.
There is a layer of inside information, the little Nelson is very stable!
A friendly reminder of the truth to the brothers who read the book.
If you want to mix well in the workplace, you must remember one sentence.
We... there are people above! ! !
There are people on it! ! !
There are people on it! ! !
(Important things must be said three times!!!)
Then there is the coaching staff.
Coach Jr. General Avery Johnson, without saying anything, was the first to be fired.
As soon as Johnson left, the teaching assistant team, who was a staff member, also fell apart overnight.
That includes team scouts.
Otherwise, how could Jiang Hao be directly selected by the boss Cuban?
This is the right number, the scouts have been fired, and the boss can only choose blindly!
There is one thing to say, "blind selection" is really doable!
For example, the "Voice of America", which is popular all over the world, and the good voices from various countries following the trend.
I just don't know, the good voice of our Dragon Country.
Is there a script behind it.
I feel it anyway!
Dear readers, what do you think of this?
······
"I'm sorry! I'm very sorry!" Following the words, the man with a shiny back bowed to all 90 people, and started like a grandson,
"Yu, it's a rookie scout from Dongying Island - Xiaojun Inujiro! Just now I went to the toilet to review a masterpiece of a teacher in my hometown, and was delayed for 55 seconds!
I feel very, very, very sorry for affecting everyone's work, and please take care of me in the future! "
"enough!"
Carlisle frowned, shook his head again and again, and stared at Quanjiro. He wanted to scold him, but Quanjiro's attitude of admitting his mistakes was really sincere, so he had to say angrily and helplessly,
"Okay, it's said that the teachers in your island country are of high quality, you kid, don't just apologize, when you bring us brothers to your hometown, you can feel how hot you are in Tokyo."
"Hail! Don't worry about Dongre, you must leave it to me!" Quan Erlang said, bowing again at a standard 90 degrees, and bowed at 360 degrees in a full circle. Then he raised his head a little bit, and said a little incoherently,
"I... yes, it's me! I'm going to report to everyone how hot Tokyo is!"
"Nani???!!!" As soon as the words came out, everyone's faces were filled with embarrassment.
"Ah! I'm so sorry! I'm so damn stupid!" Quan Erlang noticed the flaw in his words, and bowed at 90 degrees in a full circle, but this time he learned his lesson, and the speed of raising his head was deliberately slowed down.
The effect is good, this time ~ no dizziness.
"I'm fine!" Inujiro's expression was serious, but his tone seemed to have just released a tube, and entered the sage mode...
The one who spoke angrily was actually Harris' good friend, jj Barea, a mountain in Puerto Rico.
"Damn!" Harris stretched his neck forward, scratching his head, with an aggrieved expression on his face,
"What did I say that offended you brother?"
"Hmph! Let me be clear, why is I so young? Why do you call me a little jj!!!"
"..." Harris, and everyone.
"Guang Gu was joking with your grandchildren." Carlisle tapped his fingertips on the small aviation table in front of him, looking around for something,
"Where is Inujiro? Where is Inujiro?"
"I was still in the seat just now." The team doctor pointed to the empty seat beside him, "It should be convenient in the bathroom now."
"Sigh~" Carlisle shook his head lightly, and muttered, "Islanders are said to be the most industrious people in Blue Star, so they are lazy donkeys who grind a lot of shit."
Inujiro.
A native of Kyoto, an island country, his full name is Kojun Inujiro, 40 years old.
A scout just hired by Nelson Jr.
In the nba, scouts play an extremely critical role.
It is no exaggeration to say that a reliable scout determines at least one-third of the team's fate!
To some extent, it is even more important than the head coach.
Scouts will directly affect the team's lineup changes from the source.
There was a scout who completed a draft player report 10 years ago.
The significance of this player report is even historical!
The report reads:
Player advantage:
He is much more mature than many college players, even current NBA players.
He knows how to think, which is a tremendous asset.
He understands the game of basketball and knows exactly what it takes to win.
In view of his height, his overall field of vision and spatial grasp are very good, so he will be an excellent finisher at the position of shooting guard.
On the court, he is good at dominating the game under the pressure of multiple teams.
He can shoot from the [-]-point line and he's shooting at a high rate.
Once on the court, he becomes a fierce and powerful tough guy.
In addition, this kid, he is very good at the backward jumper technique. (Yes, I mean - Jordan's trick)
More importantly, he is a true leader.
Player Disadvantages:
The child, yes, I'm sure "the child" is accurate.Because, he is actually only 17 years old.
Obviously, in terms of ball handling skills, he still needs to improve.
Since he has not experienced college basketball, it is doubtful whether he is mature enough to face the test of the NBA arena.
In high school, he tried to play all five positions on the court, but seemed to be proficient in none of them.
These shortcomings may be summed up in one sentence - he still has a lot of potential to be tapped.
Player template:
Grant Hill
This scouting report, if you only read the first part, you can give the scout who wrote the report full marks.
but,
If measured by the content of the two parts of player disadvantage and player template, the professional level of this scout can only fail.
This player is Black Mamba Kobe Bryant.
In the summer of 96, this scouting report was placed on the desks of the top ten team managers and head coaches who held draft picks that year.
The first is the Philadelphia 76ers holding the No. [-] pick.
Coach Larry Brown is a rigorous coach.
I sneered at Kobe, a high school player who has never played in the American College League.
So the top pick of the golden generation in the 96 draft is the "answer" Allen Iverson.
The second pick belongs to the Toronto Raptors.
After weighing again and again, they made what seemed to be the safest choice.
A proven big man with a high floor -- Marcus Camby.
Well, this choice seems to be beyond reproach.
Then came the No. [-] pick, the Vancouver Grizzlies.
The Grizzlies' selection is intriguing -- they seem to have a singular ability.
That is, miss many excellent players and choose a relatively mediocre player.
The 96 golden generation's prospect-Sharif Abdul Rahim.
206 cm power forward.
What do the Grizzlies value in him?
Raheem was originally a small forward.
With a height of 206, he is absolutely outstanding among small forwards.
However, for some reason, he later switched to power forward.
As a devout Muslim believer, Rahim strictly abides by certain rules.
For example, Ramadan.
Another example is daily eating habits.
Not tall enough, not strong enough, the offensive end will always suffer, and the defensive end confrontation is completely arranged.
This is the portrayal of Tanhuaxiu's 12-year NBA career.
The fourth overall pick is the Milwaukee Bucks.
The Bucks have a good vision in the selection this time. They used the No. 4 pick to win the later CBA Finals Most Valuable Player.
Commissar Stephen Marbury.
pretty good.
After all, the political commissar Ma came to the cba all the way when he was young, and carried out a vigorous technical poverty alleviation work.
The Minnesota Timberwolves selected "Gentleman Sword" Yue Buqun with the fifth pick.
Oh wrong.
It's "The Sword of Gentleman" Ray Allen.
Another Allen of the 96 golden generation.
Ray Allen is really strong.
Even if you look at the history of the nba for decades, Ray Allen's three-pointers are unprecedented and rarely come later.
In addition, many friends who watched the game late, the cognition of Ray Allen mainly comes from the role of auxiliary three-point shooter.
After all, Ray Allen's decisive three-pointer in the Heat's title-winning game saved LeBron James' career.
but,
The early Gentleman Lei was a slam dunk fighter who flew into the sky and escaped from the ground.
In the prime of his career, he was the boss and first brother of the team.
The owner of the sixth pick is the greatest club in nba, maybe not one of them.
Boston Celtics.
The Celtics picked Antoine Wall.
This choice is certainly not wrong.
You know, Wall participated in the draft with the glory of the NCAA champion.
No. [-]?Wall really didn't think much of it.
Well, Wall's NBA career is actually quite successful.
One championship, three All-Stars.
As an early swingman who can play both big and small forwards.
In the game, Wall can easily handle and pass the ball like a defender.
He can also show off all kinds of fantastic footsteps in the low post like a center forward.
In addition, don't be fooled by Wall's rough appearance. This fat man also has a chocolate-like silky shot.
Lorenzen Wright, the functional center.
The seventh pick was selected by the Los Angeles Clippers.
It can only be said that Wright is a qualified nba player.
Kerry Kittles.
The eighth pick was acquired by the New Jersey Nets.
The brightest moment of his career was his rookie season.
Named to the All-Rookie Second Team.
A shooting guard with a good three-point shot.
Elsewhere, it's lackluster.
Samaki Walker.
The ninth pick, 206 cm, a power forward who is short but has strong rebounding ability.
The old Nelson selected the player for Cuban. Walker left after Nowitzki joined the Mavericks for the second year.
The owner of the No. [-] pick is the Indiana Pacers, which was also the last team to get Kobe's rookie report at the buzzer before the draft.
Unfortunately, the general manager and head coach of the Pacers chose Tie Hanhan very straight.
That's right, that's what you think of, Eric Dampier.
Dampier, needless to say.
Top ten picks, ten teams, ten selections.
General manager, head coach, plus the boss, at least 30 people.
30 nba bigwigs.
Abruptly missed the historical level of shooting guard, Kobe Bryant.
Alas, even if Kobe is missed, there are still people who are among the dragons and phoenixes to be ignored!
14th pick, three-point shooting, Peja Stojakovic!
The 15th pick, Steve Zonda, back-to-back regular season mvp, bombardment ball creator Nash.
The 17th pick, the owner of the surname of a great center forward with great talent, Jermaine Jr. ~~~ O'Neal.
Looking at it this way, the Charlotte Hornets, holding the No. 13 pick, are quite discerning?
"fart!"
The Hornets owner, general manager, and head coach only had a meeting for 5 minutes and 30 seconds.
A "wise and unparalleled" decision was made.
With the hot No. 13 rookie, high school student Kobe Bryant, in exchange for the great Hall of Fame center-Vlade Divac.
And the Millennium Fox, the general manager of the Lakers, the logo man, Jerry West, ushered in the brightest moment of his general manager career.
The famous phrase "one person, one city", Kobe and Duncan should be the ultimate comment on this word.
Could it be that the top ten picks in the nba teams don't understand the ball?
Or is only the logo man Jerry West the only "human sober" in the league?
neither.
Still the same sentence, a reliable scout is very important, very important!
If another scout wrote Kobe's player report.
Perhaps, the entire history of nba will change.
Looks like that Kobe Bryant player report would do with two changes.
Player template: Michael Joe's leader.
Player Disadvantages:
The player's personality is too strong.
The player only accepts team leader status.
Another point is that the player trained too early, which affected the rest of the team porter.
Oh, I'm sorry, actually, what I was going to talk about was the new scout of the Mavericks - the islander Kojun Inujiro.
In fact, for several months, the Mavericks had no full-time scouts.
why?
Last season, the league record was first, and was eliminated by the Golden State Warriors "Black Eight Miracles" in the first round.
Cuban, the boss, is really angry.
The original idea was to stew with one spoon and serve in one pot.
Of course, not for players.
Rather, for the management and coaching staff.
That's right, the rules of the game in the nba are different from our dragon country.
According to the rules of the game in our Dragon Kingdom, those who work on the front line are at the bottom and have no qualifications to challenge the management.
Let you 996, do you dare not follow?
Brother is very strong!Brother will not follow!how!
Yes, go home to farm and take the baby with you.
When Cuban got angry, there were major changes in personnel.
The first is the team management.
The deputy general manager quickly packed up his bags and left.
The middle-level directors of the brand, marketing, and operation departments also left seven or eight.
Only the general manager remained strong.
Everyone knows that the general manager is Nelson Jr.
But most people don't know why little Nelson is so stable and has become a tumbler.
After all, Nelson Jr.'s father, Nelson, was the head coach of the Golden State Warriors who created the "Black Eight tragedy".
Only someone who has read the first few chapters of my book and is as witty as you is the invincible handsome guy!
Only then did I know the real inside story.
That's right, Nelson Jr. raised Cuban's little girl Sofia until she was 10 years old.
There is a layer of inside information, the little Nelson is very stable!
A friendly reminder of the truth to the brothers who read the book.
If you want to mix well in the workplace, you must remember one sentence.
We... there are people above! ! !
There are people on it! ! !
There are people on it! ! !
(Important things must be said three times!!!)
Then there is the coaching staff.
Coach Jr. General Avery Johnson, without saying anything, was the first to be fired.
As soon as Johnson left, the teaching assistant team, who was a staff member, also fell apart overnight.
That includes team scouts.
Otherwise, how could Jiang Hao be directly selected by the boss Cuban?
This is the right number, the scouts have been fired, and the boss can only choose blindly!
There is one thing to say, "blind selection" is really doable!
For example, the "Voice of America", which is popular all over the world, and the good voices from various countries following the trend.
I just don't know, the good voice of our Dragon Country.
Is there a script behind it.
I feel it anyway!
Dear readers, what do you think of this?
······
"I'm sorry! I'm very sorry!" Following the words, the man with a shiny back bowed to all 90 people, and started like a grandson,
"Yu, it's a rookie scout from Dongying Island - Xiaojun Inujiro! Just now I went to the toilet to review a masterpiece of a teacher in my hometown, and was delayed for 55 seconds!
I feel very, very, very sorry for affecting everyone's work, and please take care of me in the future! "
"enough!"
Carlisle frowned, shook his head again and again, and stared at Quanjiro. He wanted to scold him, but Quanjiro's attitude of admitting his mistakes was really sincere, so he had to say angrily and helplessly,
"Okay, it's said that the teachers in your island country are of high quality, you kid, don't just apologize, when you bring us brothers to your hometown, you can feel how hot you are in Tokyo."
"Hail! Don't worry about Dongre, you must leave it to me!" Quan Erlang said, bowing again at a standard 90 degrees, and bowed at 360 degrees in a full circle. Then he raised his head a little bit, and said a little incoherently,
"I... yes, it's me! I'm going to report to everyone how hot Tokyo is!"
"Nani???!!!" As soon as the words came out, everyone's faces were filled with embarrassment.
"Ah! I'm so sorry! I'm so damn stupid!" Quan Erlang noticed the flaw in his words, and bowed at 90 degrees in a full circle, but this time he learned his lesson, and the speed of raising his head was deliberately slowed down.
The effect is good, this time ~ no dizziness.
"I'm fine!" Inujiro's expression was serious, but his tone seemed to have just released a tube, and entered the sage mode...
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