NBA: I went from being a reasonable talker to being a god against the sky

"Dayao, you are very popular!" Streetball king Alston usually passes the ball to Dayao a lot, and he feels that the relationship between the two is not bad, so he speaks casually.

"Grass!"

Dayao directly ignored Alston, not only ignored, but also threw a cursive word at Alston.

Alston is also from the street basketball circle in the United States. How could he be angry with this? Why is your surname Yao pretending to be modest in the United States, right?

When you arrive at the three-acre land in your hometown in Longguo, you will start to play the most important role with labor and capital here, right?

My surname Ah is not used to your stinking problem!

"Yao! Fuxk oil! Who are you pretending to be with!" Alston immediately turned on Dayao.

"Hey? You Alston is awesome, do you know where this is? This is the Dragon Kingdom, the capital of magic!"

"Just you little bastard, how dare you pretend to be in Brother Yao's territory? Don't leave if you have the ability after the game!"

Yao Ming said this with 200% ruthlessness. Usually you pretend to be in the United States, but you dare to pretend that this is the home of labor and management.

On the one hand, Battier and Hayes, two blue-collar workers, wanted to persuade them, but found that Dayao, who usually looks honest and friendly, had fierce eyes today, as if he had taken medicine, and he opened his mouth a few times in a daze but did not dare to speak.

Fortunately, the beaming music at the scene was quite loud, otherwise it would directly become a live broadcast of talkative talk.

Accompanied by a harmonious and loving atmosphere, the referee blew the whistle to start the game.

There was a funny scene at the opening jump ball.

The center of the Mavericks Dampier jumped into the sky with all his strength, but the opposite Yao directly jumped and didn't jump.

Dampier thought he was dazzled and misjudged. He jumped to the highest point and didn't reach out to dial the ball. He directly reached out and started rubbing his eyes.

The basketball thrown into the air fell directly into the crotch of the two big centers.

The referee was treated by two people with a look of bitterness and hatred, and he was still thinking about it.

Could it be that I didn't understand something in the pre-match training?

The NBA team needs to complete the whole ceremony before the jump ball?

Can't jump the ball until it's finished?

can't you?How many times have I watched the NBA broadcast on TV, and I haven't seen any special rules!

The referee's forehead was also sweating.

Yao Ming glanced at the referee and it looked familiar, remembering that the referee had blown his cba game before, he comforted him and said: "It's okay, you can throw it again, but do me a favor, don't throw it high, let him jump for nothing So tall, understand?"

"You still know how to play, Yao!" The referee hurriedly nodded and wiped his sweat.

So jump the ball again.

The players on the field were all foreigners and could not understand Chinese. Yao Ming felt that his trick would definitely work.

But he forgot about Jiang Hao!

When Jiang Hao heard it, he thought that you are bad enough, Dayao, and then glanced at the stupid Dapier with round eyes, and thought of the enthusiasm he had when he held his palms just now, and wanted to help him in his heart a handful.

"Wait a minute!"

The referee was about to toss the ball for the second time, Jiang Hao almost peed in his pants with his slow sound.

I scolded my mother directly in my heart, how do you fucking nba players usually play games, do you bully referees like this?

However, the cursing in my heart is not to be dissatisfied, and it is still difficult to show dissatisfaction on the face. After all, this kind of confrontation game is similar to the NBA All-Star Game. It is a pleasure for ordinary people to buy tickets to watch.

Before the match, someone in charge vaccinated the referee, telling the referee not to take himself too seriously on the field, and put entertainment first.

"What's the matter? Do you have any opinions to let me wait?"

The referee was angry and inconvenient, so he had to ask Jiang Hao with a resentful face.

【Ding!From step fairness +1000]

What?This referee is called fair?

puff!

Jiang Hao just laughed and farted.

You, the referee, don't give your name to Pin Xixi for free when you buy toilet paper, right?

Jiang Hao glanced at the referee, secretly admiring the connotation of the name.

If it wasn't bought by Pin Xixi as a gift, which one has the best naming technology?

It is estimated that Longguo Shandong will have to find Lanxiang!

Holding back his laughter, Jiang Hao came over and patted Dampier on the shoulder, and said in a low voice, "My son, there is a rule here in Longguo. Two people from Longguo must jump the ball, or the game will be over."

Dampier's big eyes just stared, thinking that this is a fucking rule, and then found that Jiang Hao's tone was joking, so he realized that no matter what the meal must be, he must be joking.

After thinking for half a second, he grinned and nodded, and obediently stood beside Mai Di, who was facing Jiang Hao.

When Dampier gave way, Jiang Hao naturally stood opposite Yao Ming, posing as if he wanted to jump the ball.

The audience at the scene couldn't hear the conversation on the field, so they watched the referee chatting with the players, and then Jiang Hao and Yao Ming jumped the ball.

But this does not hinder at all, on the contrary, it aroused the emotions of the audience, so they all started booing, and a few loud voices started shouting directly

"It's a good change! It's up to you to jump twice!"

Netizens in the xl live broadcast room also started to boo!

What operation?Why did you bring a temporary jump ball for substitutions?

Don't understand?It's the same on the scene in the United States!

Fuck, who hasn't watched the nba live broadcast?

Hehe, poverty limits your imagination, do you know that there is a craft of delaying live broadcast images?

The b, ip resident code store that installs Nima is still here to install the United States?

What's wrong with the labor-management Zhumadian, the Hell Knight hasten to fuck off!

They are all from Longguo, why not ask Eunuch Su to explain this from a professional perspective!

The words upstairs are really fucking reasonable!

Brother seconded!

Dad also seconded!

···

On the scene, Jiang Hao was not polite, and directly attacked.

"I said Yaozi, what you did just now was not very authentic, bullying these foreigners because they don't understand Longguo dialect?"

Yao Ming, who was used to hearing all the compliments from his compatriots in the Dragon Kingdom, had never seen Jiang Hao so directly attacking him.

He blushed so angry that his neck was thick, but he couldn't think of how to refute Jiang Hao for a moment.

It is true that I deserve it if I let others say that I am wrong, so there is nothing to refute.

【Ding!From Yao Ming +1000]

"Huh? Only 1000? Did you make a mistake in the system?"

Looking at the reminder that the system's negative sentiment points increased, Jiang Hao was puzzled.

[The host doesn't have to doubt it, Dayao may think that the host is you...]

"Say what you have to say, there will be no good things to say!" Jiang Hao was annoyed.

【Dayao may feel that you are not worthy to make him angry...】

"Oh! That's it, girl from the system, what should you tell me, is brother so serious in your heart?"

【Em, you're····】

Seeming to have thought of something suddenly, the girl from the system hastily added another sentence delicately.

[The host is big, the current negative emotion value balance has reached 12000 points, you can try your luck twice! 】

"Hehe, girl, you want to fool Brother You into gambling again, right?

Want to use the experience card to cheat brother's hard-earned emotional value, right? "

Let me tell you clearly, the lottery is OK, delete all the f*ck experience card options, otherwise

I will never draw again!