NBA: I went from being a reasonable talker to being a god against the sky

"Haha." Jiang Hao grinned happily to catch up with the conversation, "Then thank you, Nazi, when I return to Longguo, I will treat you to some dough."

"No." Chun Rina finally recovered her strength and said, "Jiang Hao, you... ah, I mean, it's no problem to help you match up."

Kasunina wanted to continue, but was politely stopped by the host.

After all, in the United States, press conferences sometimes go on for a long time, so how can you take up all the time by yourself.

After all, everyone is waiting to call it a day and go home to get down to business!

Here, Chun Rina pursed her thick lips, snorted, grabbed the donkey brand bag, got up and left, before going out, she turned her head and cast a last glance at Jiang Hao with resentful little eyes, thinking, "Xiao Muba Things, wait for my wife!"

【Ding!From Chun Rina +5000]

The system prompt sounds, crisp and sweet!

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"Leader~" In an extended Hummer, Chun Rina said coquettishly to the phone, "I'm so pissed off, that little bastard Jiang Hao is too ungrateful!"

"Huh!" On the other side, in the secret private room in the heaven and earth in the capital of Longguo, a kind-hearted man is learning foreign languages ​​with an African female teacher on the kang. He has just finished the preparatory course and is about to learn the main course.

After receiving a call from Chun Rina, he quickly reached out and pulled a tissue to wipe the corners of his mouth carefully, and then comforted him,

"Sister Chun, don't be angry, tell brother what's going on."

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo iss is that, leader, that Jiang Hao just now..."

"Oh~" After listening to the uncle, he made a long sound and said in a deep voice, "Okay, I am currently participating in foreign affairs activities, and I will contact you later."

When the busy tone of "beep, beep" came, Chun Rina frowned, and said in her heart, "Fuck! You old wall lamp! Do you really think my mother is deaf and blind when you are still doing foreign affairs?"

"Oh~~houhou~~" 59 seconds after the call was hung up, the benevolent man finally heaved a sigh of relief, let out two muffled groans, and then easily left the battlefield, and then plunged headlong into the towering female foreign teacher. Among the peaks and ridges, he sniffed twice fiercely.

This needle-to-mouth academic exchange took a full 65 seconds!

I finally finished today's foreign language class.

Reverting to the sage mode, the uncle ordered a Huazi, put it to his mouth, took a sip, and then spit it out. Then he pouted at the female foreign teacher, and pointed to the 10 neatly placed on the table with human head portraits. learning materials.

The female foreign teacher's eyes sparkled, she hurriedly picked up the learning materials, spat on her fingers with a "bah", and then carefully counted them.

"Yes!" The female foreign teacher finished sorting out the materials, and groaned in satisfaction, her thick lips rolled up, and she spoke in a fluent Beijing movie, "Master, I'm really proud of you!"

"Oh?" When the uncle heard this, his eyes lit up immediately, he pursed his lips proudly, and said with an inscrutable expression, "Good horses are everywhere in the world, but there are not many good horses to ride!"

"Horse?" The female foreign teacher was stunned when she heard the words. She didn't understand the old man's "referring to a girl as a horse". Said, "Master, can you issue an invoice?"

"Open!" Uncle Wu's eyes widened, and he unzipped the zipper on the pocket of the underwear he just put on, and took out two warm study materials with a "swish", and solemnly handed them To the foreign teacher, he pursed his lips and said happily, "Here, give me a ticket of 2000, this is the point to pay your tax."

"Hiss~" The female foreign teacher gasped, stared at the uncle with big Kazilan eyes full of respect for a few seconds, then raised her thumbs up and said, "Master, okay, the real damn is a showman!"

"Eh~" The uncle shook his head helplessly, thinking that this bitch still hasn't mastered the Chinese language of Longguo, so he quickly waved his hand and sent the female foreign teacher back to prepare lessons.

The female foreign teacher wisely got up, tidied up a little, twisted her nimble waist, "da, da, da" walked to the door, and walked away with a "boom".

After watching the foreign teacher leave, the uncle leaned loosely on the latex pillow on the bed.

This uncle is not an ordinary person, he is the second leader and vice chairman of the Dragon National Sports Association.

Thinking of Chun Rina's phone call just now, the uncle was not angry at all, but the corners of his mouth continued to rise, he grabbed the phone, searched for the Black Cross in the address book, and dialed it after a while.

"Old friend, is there something good for looking for me so late?"

"Hey, hello? You old bastard, you're fucking a girl again?"

"Damn, what are you talking about, our Chunchun family just flew to Hainan yesterday to participate in the soy sauce feast. It's a great cause to raise funds for our Black Cross Society, which is really sweating!"

"Hey, you old bastard knows that it's good to be a girl all day long. Let me tell you something. I did my best about Jiang Hao, but that kid won't take his word for it. You have to think of other ways."

"Oh~" On the other end of the phone, Guo Chunchun's old godfather pondered for a while and said, "Hang up, I got it."

The second leader of the Sports Association hung up the phone and buried himself in a sound sleep, not to mention it for the time being.

Just talk about Guo Chunchun's old godfather.

"Huh!" Father Chun snorted coldly, picked up his phone, and sent a message to Guo Chunchun, "Plan a failed, plan b is enabled."

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In the South China Sea of ​​Longguo, amidst the vast waves of thousands of miles, on a large ship, the lights are brightly lit and colorful.

It is strange to say that such a heavyweight ship should be stable even in the biggest waves and storms.

But this giant ship kept swaying from side to side!

Like a drunk who has had a lot of wine.

It's also really strange!

Inside the giant ship, there are wine pools and meat forests. It is really a feast of soy sauce, which lasts for 180 days!

At this moment, Guo Chunchun knelt on the floor mat, not knowing whether he was studying yoga or what!

At the same time, the phone beeped, and I hurriedly clicked on it to see that it was the old godfather's text message.

"Hmph!" Guo Chunchun couldn't help being angry after seeing it, and snorted!

But suddenly heard a scream of "ah" half a meter above the head!

Guo Chunchun immediately realized that the hyaluronic acid face was pale!

It turned out that I was negligent when I was angry, and almost made a big mistake!

It doesn't matter if you hum, a row of diamond-encrusted stomatology specialist recreated porcelain teeth, brushing and tapping tightly!

Almost turned a 24k pure old man in front of him into a preparatory practitioner of the Sunflower Book!

Guo Chunchun quickly let go, nodded and apologized repeatedly, and hurriedly got up and exited the cabin door, leaving the elders who were still screaming aside.

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"Shhhh~" On the deck, Guo Chunchun squatted and leaned against the fence, and took a dip in the cool sea breeze first, then let out a "huh" breath, took out his mobile phone, and gritted his teeth for a while. , the heart beat, and then clicked a few times, and sent a text message to Li Yanran~~~