System experience officer

The lion replied: "I am a timid lion, afraid of everything. I come to you to ask you to give me courage, so that I can truly become the emperor of the beasts, as people call me." "

Oz still said the same thing: "Why should I give you courage?"

The lion answered happily: "I know, kill the Witch of the West, I agree." How could Oz feel so embarrassed?

Fortunately, people who can be magic sticks are very thick-skinned. Zifeng clapped his hands and said: "Okay, okay, the only question now is, can you draw the road? How should we find that person?" The Witch of the West?”

When they got up the next day, they came to the city gate again. Looking at the familiar gatekeeper, Zifeng asked with a look of disgust: "So, where is the Witch of the West, and how do you get out?"

The soldier didn't want to say anything more and replied calmly: "No one wanted to kill the Witch of the West before, so she naturally just wanted to treat you as slaves, but now, she will become vicious and fierce, and maybe you will be killed at the same time." She will not be killed. If you go straight west, you will find her at the sunset."

Zifeng said disgustedly: "Just say, it's in the west and that's it. The question is, which way is the west?"

The soldier headed in one direction. Zifeng waved his hand and a green road appeared on the ground. Zifeng said calmly: "Follow the road and you will see the one who is not dead."

She suddenly remembered something and asked: "That's not right, the system, the Witch of the West plays with curses. I should be able to extract the power of her curse, right? Then can Ursula be saved?"

Fairy tale system: "No, Ursula's correct way to save her is to help 100 people realize their wishes, three for each person."

Zifeng complained: "What if you meet a general and have a wish that he can't handle? How can you get it?"

Fairy tale system: "Oh, no, his setting is: humans and low-demon world, traveling between each other."

Zifeng thought about it and asked: "Wait, shuttle? In other words, I have to face at least a hundred strange worlds? Can I operate it secretly? Also, is there a time limit for the three wishes? What if? The last foolish old man couldn't bear it. If the wishes are passed down to descendants, will Ursula still be alive?"

The fairy tale system also felt quite sweaty. After they left for a full day, the fairy tale system said: "After public relations, first of all, the wishes of this magic lamp are based on people. That is to say, if a person never makes a wish until the end of his life, it will By default, three wishes are fulfilled; secondly, those above the mortal level, such as generals and ministers, can be directly introduced to the wish-making system of a higher plane for processing. Finally, there is no need to murder the wish-maker."

Zifeng nodded and asked another question: "Ask, if the wish-maker is mentally ill, how to deal with it, for example, if he wants someone to die, for example, to destroy the world, clown, Voldemort or something like that?"

The fairy tale system was also a little sweaty. Sure enough, the host's mind was different. The answer this time was very quick: "Dear, the principle when encountering a psychopath is that the psychopath must die. As for the wish to rule the world, it does not belong to the realization. category."

Zifeng asked again: "Asking for money is a necessary skill for making wishes. I don't have that much money to satisfy those who make wishes!"

Fairy tale system: "Dear, please note that resurrection is not within the scope of wishing."

Zifeng thought about it and said: "As Nuwa, this can be in the category of making wishes. How about one being worth three?"

After communicating with the fairy tale system, he said speechlessly: "Okay, in this way, points will be calculated based on the difficulty of the wish you completed. If you collect 200 points, even if you complete the task and return Ursula to the sea to become the new Poseidon, you will also We can withdraw."

Zifeng nodded and said: "Sure, but this time the points will be doubled. If I go, you will totally trick me." The fairy tale system laughed.

A group of people continued walking along the green road, but after the green faded, the whole world felt completely white. There were no fields, no houses, no farming, and the only feeling given to the group was desolation.

The Witch of the West looks like a troll, with a single eye between her eyebrows, but her eyes can be like a telescope and can see places far away. At this moment, she was at the gate of the castle, looking at the group of people heading here.

She became surprisingly angry and blew the silver flute hanging around her neck. A group of wolves came running from all directions, with fierce eyes and sharp teeth.

"Run to those people and tear them to pieces," said the Witch of the West.

The wolf leader asked: "Don't you treat them as slaves?"

The Witch of the West replied: "No, one is the Tin Man, one is the Scarecrow, two are mermaid girls, and there is a Cowardly Lion. They don't know how to do any work, so just tear them into small pieces." "

The evil wolf nodded: "Very good." It quickly took its little brother and ran to find Zifeng and others' displeasure.

The question is, fight? Zifeng looked at the group of wolves in front of her, and a popsicle popped out of thin air in her hand. She cut the wolf with it. These guys were only worthy of being made into food.

The Tin Man was a bit indifferent, and Zi Feng calmly ordered: "Tie Man, peel off the skin and roast the meat, keep it for eating." She bought two intelligent cooking robots to help make and cook the wolf meat.

The Tin Woodman had already run out of ideas. Since the witch wanted to roast these wolves, he was done. The next morning, she came to the door of the castle and looked out with one of her eyes, looking into the distance.

She wanted to see the group of people lying in the belly of the evil wolf, but after watching it, she realized that, well, the group of people were eating wolf meat pot and continuing to move towards her castle. He blew the silver flute twice angrily, and immediately a large group of wild crows flew toward her, darkening the sky.

The Witch of the West said from the Crow King: "Fly quickly to those strange guests, peck out their eyes, tear them to pieces, and they eat the wolves."

The crow doesn't talk nonsense so much and comes towards a group of people. The scarecrow says bravely: "This time I will fight. Please lie beside me so you won't be hurt."

Zifeng gave the scarecrow a disgusted look and said, "No, you think these crows are stupid, right?"

The Crow King complained: "He is stupid, I will peck out your eyes."

Zifeng took out a water whip with his backhand and slapped forty crows to the ground in a few strokes. The rest of the crows were smart enough to start plucking their feathers to make roast chicken. Zifeng said calmly: "Beggar's chicken. "

The Scarecrow corrected him seriously: "This is a crow."