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However, at this level, McGonagall was very satisfied and once again gave Gryffindor 5 points. When it came to the Defense Against the Dark Arts class, even though it was with Slytherin, when everyone came over, they saw an empty classroom.

Han Zifeng covered her face and said, "You're so careless. You forgot that I killed the Defense Against Dark Arts teacher. Why can't I still attend this class?"

Seeing that there was obviously no professor, the two classes started chatting among themselves. What made everyone speechless was that Dumbledore was actually the substitute teacher.

Dumbledore looked at the lazy black cat and said to everyone: "Ahem, Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, it is estimated that it will take a few days to arrive here, so today's Defense Against the Dark Arts class requires you to study on your own. .”

Raven raised her hand and asked: "What's the difference between zombies, vampires, and Eastern zombies? Are they really afraid of garlic and holy water?"

Zifeng answered directly: "You will die very rhythmically. Are you a little wizard from a Muggle family? You must have read too many novels." Everyone was silent. Zifeng continued: "The one thing they all have in common is that they are blood-sucking. When the Eastern zombies are involved, there is no such thing as corpses, because Eastern zombies are a broad term."

"Zombies: can be understood as corpses that have been infected by malicious spells such as bacteria or curses. After all, after they are infected, they are already dead corpses. Under the influence of spells or bacteria or animals, the corpses become Irregular movements. They are called zombies. Characteristics are body decay, white eyeballs, ugly face, and no IQ."

"Vampires: They can turn into bats and can be understood as the Animagus among zombies. This is considered a regional surprise, Western zombies. The characteristics are: they have their own rules, can survive like humans, suck blood, and are beautiful."

"Oriental zombies: The first type is ordinary zombies, which can be understood as Muggle wizards among zombies. The reason for their formation is that people do not rot after death. Once the corpse is moved, it is the place where the corpse is buried, so the corpse will not rot. Or before death , without exhaling his last breath.”

"Such zombies can improve themselves through practice, and are divided into purple zombies, white zombies, green zombies, hairy zombies, flying zombies, wandering zombies, lying corpses, and non-bone zombies. Purple zombies are those who have just been poisoned; white zombies are those with white hair. ; Green zombies, those with green hair; Hairy zombies are basically no different from humans; Flying zombies, people with wings, are almost like vampires; Wandering zombies, walking thousands of miles a day, are no different from normal people; Fu zombies , A thousand miles away; if you don't turn into bones, you will be a zombie immortal who will not die."

"The second category, walking zombies, are similar to Western zombies. Most of them are people from the east and west of Hunan. They use Taoist priests' secret methods, or Gu insects, to control the corpses and walk. "Gu insects are all kinds of zombies. The same bugs, locked together, are a kind of bug that obeys humans. This is a kind of Asian magic. "

"The third category is general zombies. This kind spreads offspring by biting people, and it is also the most vampire-like. Their eyes are red, green, yellow, white and black. Black is the weakest, and red is basically the level of gods. Chapter 1 Four types: Hanba, which is Chidi Qianli, but this is born. Of these two, generals and ministers are like mixed blood; Hanba is like pure blood."

"Others include the so-called undead and mummies. The way to deal with zombies is: there is no pain, they can be solved by attack spells such as being torn apart, but be careful not to be infected by the blood, pay attention to protection, and remember to burn the corpse. Vampires are relatively difficult to fight. My personal suggestion is that the simplest ones are all kinds of killing curses and evil curses. After all, they are speed-based, and if you can’t be sure of killing them with one hit, then you will definitely become dinner.”

"Vampires will turn gray directly, so there is no need to deal with the corpse. Of course: you need to pay attention to the fact that during the fight, garlic is definitely unreliable. Holy water depends on the source, and it can only be used if it has real divine power. Silverware has A certain increase, but for those of you who continue to run for your lives, and you are fragile mages, you will easily die if you get close. So if you are not a werewolf, please face your combat effectiveness."

"Third, a group of undead bones, releasing dogs, explosive spells, and fire spells are all more effective. But note that if you are attacked by a group, the most leisurely option should be to apparate and run away directly. After all, they remove death. , there are no superfluous concepts, so what you must understand is that, except for the opponent's vampires and general zombies, almost all other zombies do not even have the concept of death."

"Four, mummies. This kind of thing is the result of a curse, but holy water is not suitable because mummies are basically the exclusive skills of Egyptian wizards. So unless you are friends from Egypt, it is better to treat these mummies as undead."

"As for the Eastern magic world, first of all, the usage of magic between the two sides is very different. It can be said that the gap is as slim as the concepts between the East and the West. So basically you have seen the Eastern zombies. If you can communicate, you can communicate. If you can't communicate quickly, Run, this can also be used for those magical animals in the East. The creatures there are basically capable of communication. A hundred-year-old wanderer is not five hundred years old. This can only mean that he looks like. "

"Animals, if they don't go crazy for five hundred years, are generally similar to humans. For zombies, they start at a thousand years, and within a thousand years, they will not be able to move normally and will not leave their nests. You can understand it as Eastern culture , If you can’t beat it, you will definitely not come out.”

"So, little wizards, when you meet friends from the East, you must remember that if you can use your mouth, don't do it. Otherwise, there is really no need to be surprised when you come to the dinner table. If you must do something, you need to go directly to the evil Curse, anyway, if you can’t kill you the first time, you will be dead, because even the people in the East have to practice their physical fitness. Those who fall when the wind blows will not come out. So, if you can’t kill them the first time, you will be dead. The other party, the little wizard who is so close to you, can't kill you in a minute, because their elders have not taught you well. So, my method is to apparate, call the adults directly, and come together."

All the friends were speechless. Harry asked: "No, Qibel, are you serious?"

Dumbledore: "Ahem, in principle, that's absolutely right. But if it were me, would I deal with the zombies in the east like this?"

Zifeng thought for a moment and said: "First of all, our little wizard must remember that except for vampires, all the others cannot use the three unforgivable curses. It is not because of mercy, but the killing curse and the soul-stealing curse. Those Corpses are completely immune. As for the torture spell, eh, I'll try it when I have time and then I'll answer you."