System experience officer
Chapter 796. Hogwarts 10
The fairy tale system was speechless. As soon as Han Zifeng thought about it, he returned to the Eela Owl Shop, bought an owl with a slightly golden coat, and then returned to the Leaky Cauldron to write a letter. The letter was addressed to Snape, and it said In one sentence: "Dear uncle, hurry up and find a cousin for me to hang out with. Otherwise, in a few years, the Prince family and the Snape family will have to break up. I am a non-marriage person."
The owl flew away happily, and when it came back at night, Snape's reply in the owl's mouth was: "Oh."
Zifeng is very unhappy. It seems that this uncle is very uncooperative! Touch the owl's head. Well, this guy was sincerely waiting for a reply, only to be stuffed by Snape helplessly.
Bad guys, they even bully owls. Zifeng used one to soak the soil for a few days and mixed it with water to soak the basilisk eggs. Seeing that the basilisk was about to be born, Zifeng happily called Snape: "Would you like to raise a basilisk? It will hatch soon."
Snape naturally came over to watch the fun, and Cauliflower Snake also came over. Snape said, "Give me this water."
Cauliflower Snake: "Give it to me, my dearest lady."
Zifeng: "Don't even think about it, it belongs to these three basilisks. Do you have the nerve to fight with the ones that just hatched?"
Snape: "What magic item? You must still have it."
Zifeng said calmly: "No, I don't have any more."
Han Zifeng didn't see Snape's death stare, I just didn't see it. The three basilisks broke out of their shells. The cauliflower snake poked the three little ones behind Sanjou's back. Not only did it cut off their hyoid bones, but it also taught Sanjou how to speak and how to control their eyes. Little snake.
There was even a relatively elementary person. His cultivation methods and everything he did were seen by Zifeng. He threw two bottles of True Dragon Evolution to him with his backhand and said: "Share the food. Don't eat secretly, you are not worthy."
Cauliflower Snake nodded and turned around, no one was there anymore. Snape frowned and asked, "Who?"
Zifeng said calmly: "Oh, Dongfang Nagini."
Snape's serious face was almost unbearable. Zifeng calmly touched the three snake heads and asked: "Do you want to trade with your legal wife? As a man, it is also your task to carry on the family line. As a woman, I don't have to take this job, just a little bit."
Snape's hand froze in the air, he tilted his head and asked, "Are you serious?"
Zifeng replied calmly: "Seriously, don't you want to dig for yourself?"
Snape: "Your ideas are very Eastern."
Zifeng: "Yes, I am originally from the East, and I occasionally come to the West for a visit. Uncle, you are not old yet, so you can still handle this task."
Snape felt that this life was going to be unbearable. He was drunk when his niece enthusiastically urged her to get married.
Zifeng muttered to himself: "The professors in the school are either too old or too ugly, which is not suitable for your appearance. Otherwise, if you consider Muggles, then you have to go out and wander around. My uncle is a deadbeat. , how should we study the best way to urge marriage?"
Snape gave his whimsical niece a violent shudder with a backhand, so sad!
Zifeng was counting on his fingers, and suddenly said: "Saint Mungo!!! There are many young ladies, plus a potion master, eh, yes, it's a match. With so many beauties in St. Mungo, there is always one It suits you. Come on, let's go to St. Mungo's to find my aunt."
Snape felt like his whole body was about to be torn apart by this little troll. What made him even more split apart was that he was a big man of 1.8 meters, although he was a little thin, but he was being carried away by a little girl, and he had no room to resist, so it was a bit embarrassing.
Snape was forcibly dragged to St. Mungo's. A group of therapists looked at the pair, who got up frequently for a short time and wondered why the little troll was back.
A therapist came up and asked weakly: "Um, which one of you is treating a doctor?"
Zifeng said happily: "Without medical treatment, this boss's autism is hopeless. Your St. Mungo's is the place with the most gentle sisters. I strongly urge you to find a wife for this boss. Autism also needs to be treated." of."
This wave of therapists is a bit cracking, isn't it, is this kid serious? Looking at Snape, Zifeng happily pushed the boss towards him.
Zifeng also actively introduced: "Professor of Hogwarts, a master who specializes in making potions, whether he is an unmarried woman from St. Mungo's, is worthy of having him? The key point is that although he is an older otaku, he is only thirty-one. He’s not too old either, he’s worthy of your crazy pursuit!”
Snape finally freed his hand, and without thinking, he pushed his little troll behind him, which was a bit embarrassing. Zifeng clapped his hand and said: "Don't be shy. People say there is a crematorium for chasing wives. You don't need a crematorium, but you can't just lift up the corpse directly. Come on, you're only in your thirties and you're still alive." How can I be a little old man? My family is still waiting for you to give birth to a baby for me to play with."
Snape was completely stiff. At this moment, a therapist across from him couldn't hold back and started laughing. She also completely understood what this child meant when he said that autism is a disease and needs to be treated. They were taken to the sixth floor, where was the tea room.
When a group of people saw these two people, who almost caused St. Mungo's first man-made medical accident, they all looked at them in horror.
The person who brought them here pointed at Snape and said, "Haha, this child is on a blind date with her parents. Hahahaha, this gentleman is..."
Zifeng accepted: "Hey, this is Hogwarts, the youngest dean, the youngest professor, and the youngest potions master. You deserve it. The only drawback is that you are a bit autistic. "Looking at Snape with disgust, he added: "Quite autistic, viper. The most common saying: five points from Gryffindor."
Snape's face turned dark, and his niece's head shivered violently. Zifeng said with disgust: "Look, he is so autistic." Zifeng calmly turned into a cat and began to act cute and beg for a hug. She needed an aunt, and she was also heartbroken.
Snape calmly picked up the cat's tail. Zifeng was instantly unhappy, and he hit the cat with a claw. In line with the principle that it was a blind date and her appearance should not be damaged, she happily tore Snape's clothes into strips.
In fact, in this society, there are gangsters and rotten girls. Looking at the embarrassed and somewhat exposed Snape, there are those who are whistling. Snape's face suddenly turned red. The key point was that when he saw his niece, she was drooling at him. He calmly pulled the cat's tail, shined it on the cat's butt and gave it a slap.
Zifeng immediately came up, and with a flick of his tail, he turned into a giant dragon. A breath of dragon breath shone on Snape's body.
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