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A group of rabbits looked at the previous rabbit fiercely. This girl is obviously the hot-tempered type. Why did you provoke her? They asked you to return the magic weapon. Why don't you just finish it?

One of the rabbits said weakly: "I'll give it back to you."

Zifeng touched his chin and said calmly: "The problem is, you have been given the recipe now, you are already the ingredients for dinner." A bunch of rabbits suddenly huddled together and shivered. Zifeng calmly treated the Emperor's God of Cookery. The God of Cookery was happy and prepared to have dinner.

The Queen of Xiliang Kingdom couldn't bear it, so she stood up and asked: "My queen, you want to eat meat. There are some in our country who have not become sperms. Can I exchange it with you?"

Zifeng pointed at the group of rabbits and said, "The problem is, they are liars."

The scorpion spirit turned his eyes and said: "What, let them work for the Xiliang Women's Kingdom for free for a hundred years, will they be able to atone for their sins?"

Zifeng touched his chin and said: "Five hundred years. By the way, find me another rabbit, no, two. One is named Hu Meiniang and the other is named Caiyi. They are probably from Fenghuang Mountain. There is also a Dharma King Jinba on the mountain. Centipede spirit." She suddenly remembered the little white snake.

A rabbit said directly: "Rabbit doesn't know, but Dharma King Jinba does exist, and it is indeed in Phoenix Mountain, but he is just a little demon. He has a good Dharma King in his hand, and he dare not call him Dharma King."

Zifeng thought about it, a normal little white snake would need to practice for 1,700 years, and this Jinba Dharma King should not be as strong as the little white snake. So even if this guy is here, he doesn’t dare to call himself Dharma King. Then there is no need to think about the five-hundred-year-old rabbit.

Zifeng waved his hand and said: "Forget it, I guess you can't find those two rabbits yet." I was thinking about it, no, Hu Meiniang seems to be the rabbit of the Moon Palace, right? He tilted his head and asked Liu Er: "Xiao Liu, tell me, is there a rabbit in the Moon Palace named Hu Meiniang?"

The six-eared macaque rolled his eyes, twitched his ears, and then said, "Well, there is indeed one named Mei Niang and one named Cai Yi. I don't know if they are what you are looking for, but they don't seem to have surnames, right?"

Zifeng nodded, let's just wait until they come down to earth. The death of the little rabbit is a bit unfair, and the love robbery is the most annoying thing. So she suddenly asked: "Xiao Liu, is there any ambiguity between these two rabbits and Wen Quxing?"

The six-eared macaque fell on his back and asked uncertainly: "Are you serious?"

Zifeng nodded: "If we didn't have an affair now, why would we go down to earth to survive the love tribulation? There must be something fishy!"

A group of people nodded, Liu Er thought for a long time, and said nonchalantly: "I haven't heard of any love affair between the two of them. I guess that scholar can't be so ignorant, right?" Zifeng rolled his eyes. Everyone was silent, forget it, forget it, let's wait until we meet later.

A group of rabbits heard that the building had tilted away for thousands of years, and quickly pulled back what happened before. Although they were demons who had just started to work, they were better off than dead. It was better to work for nothing for a hundred years than to go straight into the pot. , let’s turn it into dinner, okay?

Therefore, a group of rabbits said in unison: "We choose to work for free."

The king of the daughter kingdom twitched the corner of his mouth and looked at the scorpion spirit. The scorpion spirit looked at the God of Cookery, who looked at Zifeng. Zifeng scratched his head and said to the scorpion spirit: "Ten rabbits for one."

The scorpion spirit nodded, there were not only rabbits, but also chickens and sheep. Zifeng is very satisfied with this. Of course, the sheep will not harm enough to exchange ten for one. After all, where is the size?

After a delicious meal, the group of people continued to move forward, this time until they reached the Miluo River. There were originally six robbers who blocked the road. According to the meaning of the book, they were the Six Precepts of Buddhism.

Just looking at almost a hundred people in front of me, what is the situation? Is this the original small gang that turned into one hundred and eight generals of Water Margin? Zifeng calmly pointed at a group of friends, snapped his fingers and said, "Transform! See if these guys are as good as you think."

A group of mortals are still confused. The originally nice group of people in front of them have become almost inhuman in minutes! There is no way, the only person among them who can resemble a human is Li Su, a pure Taoist priest, and the rest is only Nezha who is more human-like.

A group of mortals were still very obedient. They threw their things on the floor, raised their hands, and knelt down to express their surrender. Zifeng asked curiously: "What can't you think of? Robbing us non-human beings?"

The leader said weakly: "I said, we will go down the mountain to Langlang, and we will block your way. Do you believe it?"

A group of human monsters looked at them questioningly, and Zifeng said calmly: "I don't believe it, and you are bad people. You have rarely done anything good. Well, it meets the requirements of killing." A group of monsters looked even more excited.

Mortal Diandian spoke weakly again: "Well, what is your standard for cannibalism? How do you judge it?"

Zifeng replied calmly: "Merit. If you don't have enough merit, it's really normal to be struck by lightning."

Mortals are little bits and pieces, so these bad guys are going to be secretly charged for performance today? Zifeng touched his chin, tilted his head and asked, "Do you want to secretly use them to boost performance?"

Li Su: "Madam, we don't need any performance this time, right?"

Zifeng nodded, there was indeed no need for performance. She looked at these mortals, and the more she looked at them, the more she disliked them. After thinking about it, she said to the monkeys behind her: "Monkeys, if any of you go to the underworld, bring up a judge to see what kind of sins these people have committed and whether they can be punished. "

Sun Wukong calmly took out his golden cudgel, poked it at the ground, and calmly shouted: "Judge, Impermanence, come out and run around."

Zifeng said a little disgustedly: "Monkey, can't you show some respect to me down there?"

Sun Wukong nodded, tilted his head and thought for a long time, feeling that he had already given face to the King of Hell below. He said weakly: "Sister, have you forgotten that our group of monkeys are all saints. This notification will give you face, right?"

Zifeng also fell silent and yelled, forgetting that these monkeys have become saints, so this operation should not be a big problem, right? Zifeng touched her nose and looked at the sky.

Hell:

When Sun Wukong's points were full, King of Hell, Judge, and Impermanence all received orders. In principle, the subsequent journey to obtain scriptures had nothing to do with them. Now that the Great Sage is calling them, there must be something wrong.

So everyone, including the King of Hell, came up to the ground. When they saw the people above, they first bowed to a group of people who were not easy to mess with. Then the King of Hell asked: "Everyone, if you have anything to say, what are your orders?"

Zifeng pointed behind them and said: "I asked you to come up to see if you can save the group behind them. Anyway, we are all in darkness. See if there is any need to guide people to be good?"

The King of Hell was silent for a moment and couldn't help but ask: "No, empress, are you serious?" He finally felt that this empress was a little crazy.