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Before Chen Xiang spoke, he just showed a dissatisfied expression. Han Zifeng used his tail to drop Chen Xiang in the air, and put the other tail on Chen Xiang's butt. He slapped Chen Xiang wildly, which made Chen Xiang vomit blood. Zifeng Still saying calmly: "Do you accept it?"

Chen Xiang said bitterly: "My master..."

Zifeng happily continued to slap her, and then said the same sentence: "Do you accept it? By the way, let me tell you, even if the monkey comes, I will still beat you if you deserve it."

Just after she finished speaking, she felt something behind her. Without thinking, she lashed out with her tail, and then said: "Oh, no, kitten, how could you hit me? No, how could you hurt me?" Me?"

Zifeng turned her head, uh, monkey, she scratched her head with her tail and said: "Robbery, hand over all your wine, saliva, saliva."

The monkey came up and asked, "What is this kid doing?"

Zifeng pointed at the woman next to him and said: "The circle over there are all her wives. The key is, this guy ran away while sleeping. Aren't you a bald donkey? Did you teach such a lewd and flower-picking thief?"

Chen Xiang, who was speechless, asked seriously: "You just ran away when you fell asleep?"

Zifeng pointed at Pan Xuan and said, "Your Pangu couldn't stand it anymore, so he personally caught this kid and beat him up."

The monkey asked again: "Why can you hurt me?"

Zifeng threw the agarwood into the monkey's arms and said, "If you change the shape, you should be more familiar with it." After saying this, she turned into the appearance of Hei Nuwa.

The monkey's body trembled obviously, and he handed Chen Xiang over again with great care, and then automatically stepped aside. This time Chen Xiang was confused: "Master?"

The monkey said disgustedly: "It's not good for you to offend anyone. Even if you really offend the Nuwa of this world, I will dare to take care of it, but this one's appearance is completely crazy. I can't win!"

Zifeng turned back into a cat and said, "Ahem, I'm mutated. If you don't mess with me, I will appear as Bai Nuwa."

The monkey asked speechlessly: "Sister, don't you think your idea is crazy?"

Zifeng turned into Bai Nuwa every minute and asked, "How is it? Doesn't it look like the normal version?"

The monkey sticks all fell to the ground, no, no, this eldest sister is the version that has been crazy since she was a child, right? While Zifeng was stroking the monkey, she said, "Well, when I wake up, I will be black! Does this count as a child's madness?"

The monkey picked up his stick, but Zifeng felt that there was a golden hoop on the monkey's head. She happily asked the system, can this tight curse be recovered?

The system replied: "Points will be deducted, 5, to be responsible for the master control hoop in Tathagata's hand, and will give you the money to synthesize the treasure."

Zifeng nodded: "Gather it together!"

Sun Wukong suddenly felt that the band on his head was gone, and his cultivation suddenly began to rise. The setting of Brother Monkey here is still the remaining version of the colorful stone. Zifeng said to Brother Monkey: "Monkey, you have to believe that as the extra part of the Sky Mending Stone, if you want to become a saint, it should be at the quasi-sage level." The youngest. Also, you are a demon, whether it is a stone demon or a monkey demon, but a demon! I have heard a saying that suits you very well! If I become a Buddha, there will be no demons in the world; if I become a demon, there will be no demons in the world. Buddha. Come on, you are just a monkey making trouble in heaven. There are thousands of creatures in this world, but those who dare to make trouble in heaven are really rare. As long as you believe in yourself, you will definitely be able to play new tricks, come on."

After saying that, Zifeng happily strolled aside. Jiang Run sighed and said, "Wait, wait, is it really okay for you to teach monkeys like this?"

Zifeng turned his head and whistled: "That's what I said. He believes it or not, enlightenment, enlightenment, who knows what he suddenly enlightened?"

Pan Xuan: "Is it really okay for you to be so serious and deceptive?"

Zifeng patted Pan Xuan on the shoulder and said, "Anyway, he is a stone and cannot die. It would be boring if we don't do it for a while. What if we succeed?" Pan Xuan immediately covered his face.

Sun Wukong was originally very serious about his feelings, but when he heard Zifeng's words, he suddenly staggered. So, is this lady really joking? However, Sun Wukong glanced at Zifeng and remembered what he had said before. Zifeng saw that he was not in trance and added: "Hey, monkey, I will capture your apprentice to atone for his sins."

Sun Wukong: "Isn't her mother somewhere? I agree. If he doesn't accept it, he can whip him."

Zifeng looked at Chenxiang with evil intentions, and Chenxiang was speechless. Zifeng said to the emperor next to him: "Find a relatively quiet place for this monkey." The emperor nodded and placed the monkey in a separate yard.

Chen Xiang said consciously: "I'll go, I'll go, but unlock the magic power for me!"

After Pan Xuan's incident, Chen Xiang felt that her magic power had recovered. Pan Xuan said gloomily: "If you don't do something, you won't be able to think about it until I catch you again."

Zifeng spoilers: "This uncle is your Pangu. It's really easy to catch you." Chenxiang nodded. Think about it, forget it, it’s just two mortals, it’s not difficult, it’s not difficult.

Which of the two flower-picking thieves is really better at Qinggong? It would be quite embarrassing to face an angry god. So in just one day, Chenxiang dragged back the two flower-picking thieves.

Chenxiang pointed at the two of them and said, "We're here."

Zifeng directly asked the guards to take the two away and deal with them. After all, this was a mortal matter, so they didn't care about her. Zifeng said to Chenxiang: "You sleep with women, that's your job, but if you harm mortals, you come here. Also, take them home when you sleep. This must be a basic operation. Even your uncle can't do it." Are all those women taken home?"

Chen Xiang nodded. What would happen if he didn't nod? He would just be beaten! Chenxiang asked with a smile: "Sister, how did you defeat my master?"

Zifeng said calmly: "I am the real Nuwa, a Nuwa recognized by all planes. The Nuwa you have here is not as good as me."

Chen Xiang was silent. Just when he was about to talk something more, a golden light suddenly appeared from the corner of the palace, and then, well, half of the palace collapsed. Zifeng looked at the emperor who was running over, patted the emperor's shoulder again and said, "It's okay. I asked your queen to apologize. We are all relatives."

The corner of the emperor's mouth twitched, so it was the monkey who did it? Forget it, Zifeng took a deep breath and roared: "Monkey, this is mortal territory, why don't you go to a barren mountain instead?"

The monkey also felt that something was wrong, and quickly turned away. Zifeng's words roared again: "When you are done, remember to come back to pay for it!" The monkey's figure visibly slumped.

Zifeng spread his hands and said: "I have already reminded the monkey. If the monkey insists on defaulting on the debt, he can ask your queen to take it. Hmm." What can the emperor say? Let's leave it like this. The monster really wants to default on the debt. Let’s default on the debt. Is he really capable of collecting debts? Sigh.

Zifeng also stopped the watching group to watch the monkey survive the tribulation.