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Han Zifeng said happily: "Male, don't waste deer antlers, deer blood and medicine."

The God of Cookery nodded confidently. She was really confident. She was going to eat this bowl of rice. The deer master and the fox queen were brought back by Sun Wukong and Red Boy without even a cup of tea. The deer looked at the group of people and said arrogantly: "I am the deer of Taishang Laojun's family, you dare to eat me ?”

Sun Wukong complained: "Two days ago, the old man even ate three of us from Shituoling."

On the deer's forehead, Zifeng calmly showed his true form and said: "Complain to Nuwa Palace, but you have no chance. Besides, for your crime of eating a hundred babies, you will be hacked even if Laojun comes." A few thunders."

The buck was speechless, and the God of Cookery shook his head. Don't tell me, the old man really came over. Looking at Zifeng who took out the knife, he said weakly: "It's my deer after all. Let's have a meal. Is that okay?"

Zifeng curled his lips, gave the deer a kick and said, "Look, look, your master is here too." He said to the old man: "Just look at those babies in the Bhikkhu Kingdom, your deer is really You're out of the circle. By the way, monkey, go somewhere and send these two souls down. By the way, the emperor of the Bhikkhu Kingdom, we don't want his life, but the warning is still necessary, right?"

A group of people thought it was okay, so Laojun directly tapped the ground with his crutch, and then Black and White Impermanence appeared. After hearing the terms negotiated by several people, what can they say? So be it.

Black and White Wuchang went to work calmly. Fortunately, their customs clearance document was directly stamped by Black and White Wuchang, who controlled the king. Zifeng looked at the princes here and directly found one with good merit, and let him He becomes king.

Zifeng said to the prince: "The requirements are not high, at least don't do the unscrupulous things like your father. Children should be hope, not food. Hey, the heart has no medicinal value at all!" That Bigan, hasn't it been proven before? Even the Qiqiao Exquisite Heart has nothing to say of its value."

The new emperor of Bhikkhu Kingdom fully understood the complaints of these gods, and he continued to use the name Bhikkhu Kingdom in order to commemorate those children who died.

A group of people all said, yes, this is very good, but Zifeng asked in surprise: "Wait, what about the legendary land? Is it possible that the demons and ghosts are so evil that the Jade Emperor, who is just a breadwinner, doesn't care about it?"

The Jade Emperor said that he was innocent, so why did he become a freeloader? Taishang Laojun introduced it to Zifeng, and the key point was to the point: "Isn't this child not on the table yet? When the dead emperor eats a hundred children, it is not the matter of the land, that is The matter of the sky detonator belongs to Lei Zhenzi, and the most I can do is report to Lei Zhenzi."

Zifeng sighed and said, "Why do I still think that the Jade Emperor is just for food?" Taishang Laojun rolled his eyes, feeling really speechless. Now they have also discovered that if they want to chat when they have nothing to do, they just chat with the Nuwa in the Nuwa Palace. When talking to this little Nuwa, it is easy to talk about anxious things.

They continued to sneak and really came to the Poor Woman Country. Zifeng happily called Nuwa over, and then happily asked Nuwa to see this country full of men. Zifeng hehehe said: "Look, isn't this a country of all men? Get them to fight."

Nuwa is very dissatisfied with the poor country. Why are there no women? Why are there so few women here? There are almost no young women. One woman is snatched away by multiple men.

It's really like that, whose fate is decided by whom, this makes Nuwa, the mother of the earth, intolerable. Zifeng shook his head, and a group of people also shook their heads, for no other reason. At this time, Nuwa and Zifeng were a little curious, and black energy began to appear all over their bodies.

Zifeng used the snake's tail in disgust and slapped Nuwa's tail and said: "Calm down, calm down, such a trivial matter is so bad, you are too fragile. Why are you angry? Look who is behind it, go slap the culprit Doesn’t the culprit smell good?”

Nuwa was stunned, yes, the culprit was beaten! Who is the culprit? She looked at Zifeng, and Zifeng said: "Human Seed Bag, go ask Maitreya."

The golden light of merit that appeared on Nuwa's body this time. Zifeng knew that this sister was using the merit of Butian to investigate this matter. Zifeng snickered: No matter who did this, they have to face the tigress. of anger.

Think about it, if someone's baby is stolen here and there, the mother should be anxious! Zifeng turned around and whistled, it was none of her business. Not to mention, this pit really belonged to Maitreya Buddha, so all the three realms heard Nuwa's roar: I'm afraid of leaving my grandson, you dare to move human beings at will and disrupt the normal reproduction of the human race.

Zifeng tilted her head and said, "It's urgent, it's urgent, she's urgent."

The group of people were speechless. Jiang Runmu rubbed her head and said, "Don't add fuel to the fire, okay?"

Maitreya Buddha was also trembling, and he was sure that Nuwa was in a hurry, in a hurry, really in a hurry. Zifeng was even more happy to cheer on and said, "Do you want to squat at the gate of Lingshan and curse in the street again?"

Nuwa thought about it and actually took her people to the gate of Lingshan to curse. The sky is full of gods and Buddhas, and I feel like this Journey to the West has really changed its painting style! The people who came to curse were still the older ones, including Nuwa, Zifeng, Jiang Run, Luo Hu, Sun Wukong, Honghai'er, as well as Zhen Yuanzi, Erlang Shen, Bull Demon King, etc. who joined in the fun.

Seeing such a group of people, Tathagata had a headache. Hearing Nuwa blocking the door and cursing, he had an even bigger headache. Last time, the unreasonable Nuwa alone was enough to give them a headache. This time, even the good-tempered Nuwa Nuwa was angry, and he felt that things were even more difficult to talk about.

Nuwa believed that she was a saint, so she took a red hydrangea and smashed it at the gate of Lingshan. Zifeng clapped her hands happily: "Urgent, this sister is really urgent." Nuwa looked at her with a death stare.

Zifeng curled her lips, took out her black knife, rushed forward and struck with one blow. In a matter of minutes, half of Lingshan was destroyed by the two unhappy Nuwa.

Jieyin and Zhunti also ran over very unhappy and roared: "Nuwa, saints cannot interfere with mortals...ah!"

Zifeng's knife was turned directly towards the two bald heads, and he slashed with the knife, then roared: "How dare you provoke a war between saints."

Zifeng complained: "Silly, I'm not a saint. I'm the same as Tathagata, a quasi-sage, okay. If I chop you, there's nothing wrong with it. If you chop me, you deserve to be struck by lightning. Rahu, come on!"

Rahu hehehe, hehehe. Taking the God-killing Spear, he started stabbing the two of them. Zi Feng said with a deep heart: "Come on Luo Hu, if you kill one of them, you can become a saint. There is really nothing you can do about the job of killing the sky, but killing the saint, there is hope for you to see the sky, come on!" Luo Hu was very excited! ah!