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Facts have proved that the vast majority of people are still very discerning, and most of them are not so cheap. When Han Zifeng had eaten and drank enough, she just relied on Jiang Run, acting like a baby trying to be lazy.

Jiang Run put Zifeng on his back and signaled everyone to continue moving forward. Zifeng slept in a daze for a long time, but was awakened by a very clichéd sentence: "I opened this mountain and planted this tree. If you want to live from now on, I will leave money to buy the road."

Zifeng woke up with a start. He pulled out his knife in a daze and struck the source of the sound with a knife. Fortunately, the person who spoke moved quickly. A group of people looked at the ditch on the ground and expressed that they were sweating.

Jiang Run sighed and said helplessly: "Just say don't make any noise." So people suddenly discovered that getting up and being angry can easily kill someone! Everyone looked at Jiang Run in embarrassment. Jiang Run returned his hand, touched Zifeng's head and said, "I'll sleep with you. I'll just shout a slogan. There's no need to split the mountain."

Zifeng: "Split the mountain?"

Jiang Run raised the octave and said, "What I'm saying is, it's not necessary!" Zifeng scratched his head, put away the knife, found a comfortable position again, and continued to sleep. A group of people clicked again, so it's not easy to die, they are too difficult.

Yinjiao, who almost killed a group of people, brought them back to Pingding Mountain in a very clumsy manner. Even the foxes from Lotus Cave also came over obediently and were shocked after hearing this. Zifeng, who was awakened by the smell of food, happily ate the food. Yes, it was quite delicious.

A group of people made sure that a sleeping child was completely awake before they continued seriously. Zifeng tilted her head and asked Jiang Run: "Hubby, why do you feel that they are a bit submissive?"

Jiang Run replied: "I was chopped by you."

Zifeng tilted his head and reflected, and said seriously: "I didn't do anything."

Jiang Run said: "Didn't they disturb your sleep? I was almost hacked to death by you."

Zifeng tilted his head and said, "You deserve to be hacked to death for disturbing others' sleep."

Jiang Run spread his hands and said, "Look, it's so simple and unpretentious." Everyone covered their faces, feeling that if they said anything, they would just cut it off, and no more pinching it.

Just when they thought of this, Zifeng said: "It's okay, just cut it wrong and pinch it again." A group of people immediately didn't want to care about this child.

So in the next two days, everyone on Pingding Mountain lived in fear. Fortunately, Taishang Laojun came to ransom Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao quite quickly. Due to the good hospitality of these two people, Zifeng did not have any tendency to get angry. , that’s it.

A group of people continued to move forward and saw Baolin Temple. A group of people offered to help them for two days, but looking at the prince who also came here to stay overnight, Zifeng was confused. She opened her Dharma eyes and looked, oh, here is the king of the Black Chicken Kingdom who was thrown into the well. ah.

Zifeng happily sent out a mission: "Zixiao, you go to the old man and ask for a pill to bring the dead back to life. By the way, go to the underworld to extend the life of the king of the Black Chicken Kingdom. Monkey, you go to the Black Chicken Kingdom in front. You don't need to say anything, just give him Beat that king to death. God of Cookery, heat up the pot and prepare the lions to eat them all. Start work."

A group of people nodded, and Zhu Ganglie said: "How about we go together."

Zifeng nodded and said, "Okay, let's go ahead with the monkeys. If you see two monkeys, just hit them with a sap. Monkeys are made of stone anyway, so they are really not afraid of sap."

Sun Wukong is dotted, Zhu Bajie is dotted, so people are dotted. The God of Food said, boil the water and wait for cooking. Sun Wukong carried the Dinghai Divine Needle and entered the palace of the Wuji Kingdom. When he saw the Green Lion Spirit, he was struck by a sap. Even if the green lion spirit is the lion spirit of the Bodhisattva, it still cannot withstand the sap of the Dinghai Shenzhen!

After being choked with a stick, Brother Monkey dragged the lion's tail that had returned to its original shape and returned directly to Baolin Temple. The God of Cookery started calmly, dismembering the body, including all the internal organs, and quickly cleaned it up to make offal.

So when Manjushri Bodhisattva came over, what he saw was the lion feast. The king of the Black Chicken Kingdom here was also fished out of the well. After he came back to life, Zifeng said calmly: "That lion belongs to Manjushri. You threw the fat monk away back then." In the sea, that monk will ask the lion to take revenge on you. It is so simple and unpretentious."

The hatred in the King of Wuji Kingdom's heart was about the matter of Zhenjun Zixiao and his sermon. Zifeng just said coldly: "Hey, if you want to worship, you should worship sincerely, otherwise you will be like that monk and find another one." It’s troublesome, thank you!”

The king of Wuji Kingdom also has a good psychology. Zi Feng touched his chin and said: "As a king, you should worship the Jade Emperor, right? Or the Ziwei Emperor? Zixiao, make arrangements for this king."

Zixiao scratched his head: "Well, according to you, this job belongs to heaven. Emperor Ziwei and the Jade Emperor are from two different factions, but I am a disciple of the saint, not from the same group."

Zifeng nodded, took a deep breath and said, "I don't care who is responsible. Anyway, you can figure it out yourself. If you don't understand it, just cut it."

Facts have proven that people in heaven are very serious and responsible when it comes to making profits. When the king of the Wuji Kingdom was handed over to the immortal from the sky, Zifeng said: "You have to study it and understand it. If you don't teach it again, isn't this still a little kid?"

The immortal said that he fully understood the central idea of ​​Zifeng's request, and the remaining issues of teaching were their own business. After leaving Wuji Country and walking for several days, they came to the vicinity of Huoyun Cave. When they saw Red Boy, Zifeng pushed Red Boy onto his lap without thinking, and patted her little buttocks, making a group of palms renovate. spanking.

After making Red Boy cry for a few minutes, Zifeng smiled happily. After she started fighting, Sun Wukong had already gone to the Bull Demon King to redeem his nephew. The Bull Demon King came quite quickly. After all, if your baby is not redeemed quickly, it will easily be roasted and eaten.

Zifeng swung the red baby in his arms and babbled: "Without Xiaojiaojiao, are you a cow? Are you a male or a female?" She swayed, talked to the little one, and then kneaded and pinched it. , pinch, she was having fun, but Honghaier said she was very unhappy.

A mouthful of three flavors of real fire was sprayed towards Zifeng. Zifeng grabbed Hong Boy's feet with his snake tail and threw them left and right, calling him a spirited young man, throw, throw, throw. If you don't obey me, just throw it away and you'll be fine.

So, when the Bull Demon King comes over, what he sees is Bai falling on Zifeng's tail and smashing into a big windmill. The Bull Demon King came up and looked at Zifeng and said: "Mom, calm down." Zifeng looked at the Bull Demon King and asked calmly: "Is this a bull or a cow? Is it really your cub?"

The Bull Demon King instantly turned pale. Sun Wukong took the Bull Demon King aside and started to go up to beg for the child. Zifeng watched Sun Wukong exchange the rabbit for the red child, happily snatched the rabbit and put the red child directly on the Bull Demon King.