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Sun Wukong held Bai Qi's bony hand and said, "Our team should focus on happiness."

Bai Qi looked at Sun Wukong questioningly. Han Zifeng introduced him, "The monkeys of your era are the Monkey King who caused havoc in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago; the one with three eyes is Yang Jian, the third generation of the Chan Sect, the God of Justice; the human is the last human emperor Xin Yinshou, and the fox next to him is his princess, Daji. With a rebellious team like ours, there's nothing we can't do."

Bai Qi answered sincerely: "Well, I can only think of one sentence for this team: The blue sky is dead, and the yellow sky should be established."

Zi Feng questioned: "No, isn't this a saying from the Eastern Han Dynasty?"

Bai Qi replied: "At that time, I was the White Bone Demon."

Suddenly, Zi Feng felt that it made sense. After dealing with the matter of Baihu Ridge, the group calmly headed towards the direction of Baoxiang Kingdom. They soon arrived at the bowl. The yellow-robed monster who had come to rob saw the scene in front of him and suddenly doubted his life. No, no, is this really a pilgrim? It's a rip-off, right?

The yellow-robed monster took a deep breath, smiled and came up to talk. With Yang Jian around, he naturally talked directly to the God of Justice: "Second Master, what is this?"

Yang Jian smiled and said, "They are all pilgrims, about 1.1 million and a few of us immortals."

Yellow Robe Monster: "Cough, cough, cough, cough, cough..." Why did he feel that the world was unfair and that his life was over? He looked at the group of people carefully, and the more he looked, the more he felt that he had no chance of winning. Any one of them could pin him to the ground. He pointed at the Tang soldiers and the white-bone soldiers behind him and asked, "Um, what's going on?"

Zi Feng smiled and said: "The humans are Tang soldiers, the bone soldiers are Qin soldiers, you know them all, and those you don't know are little monsters on the road."

The Yellow Robe Monster questioned Zhen Yuanzi's doubts: "Are you sure you are going to seek scriptures? Or are you going to raze Lingshan?"

Zi Feng said calmly: "After all, to destroy Lingshan Mountain, it is just a matter of snapping fingers. They are not needed. All Buddhist sects have been cursed by me. Anyone with a little bit of vision will not dare to show off in my place."

Everyone was speechless, Kuimulang looked questioning: "No, sister, is it really okay for you to be so crazy?"

Zi Feng calmly replied: "It's rude."

Yang Jian: "Kui Mulang, this is the honorable position of the goddess Nuwa."

Kuimu Lang questioned: "Isn't it true that saints cannot descend to the mortal world?"

Yang Jian covered his face and said, "Shut up, if you keep talking like that, you'll get beaten to death."

Zi Feng waved his hand and said calmly, "Well, Three Eyes, let's change the subject. Kuimulang, what's going on between you and Baihuaxiu now?"

Kuimu Lang replied: "Bai Huaxiu and I are truly in love."

Zi Feng thought about it and decided to go find Bai Hua Xiu to see what she meant. Bai Hua Xiu, on her part, still followed the script: "Since you are the ones seeking scriptures, I hope you can take me back to Bao Xiang Kingdom."

Zi Feng asked curiously, "No, aren't you doing this for Ai Sifan?"

Bai Huaxiu thought about it and said, "I was so impulsive at that time that I followed him to the lower world. But now I am a princess and he is such a dog. Father will definitely not allow it. What about the three children?"

Kuimu Lang: "Isn't this what you want?"

Zi Feng calmly interjected: "This is the difference between dating and getting married. Dating is all about little bubbles of love, but marriage is all about the daily necessities of life." Everyone around was silent. There was nothing wrong with this!

Kuimulang was speechless, Zifeng added: "To put it bluntly, before I married you, I was a princess, living in the palace, with everything provided for me; after I married you, I am left with a broken cave, with nothing. I gave birth to three cubs, none of which look like humans. Who would want to be with you if they are not completely crazy?"

Kuimulang was speechless: "Are you saying that I didn't take good care of my wife and children?"

Zi Feng said disdainfully, "Your wife's basic skills are low, that's your problem, not your wife's. As a demon, you can't make your cave more gorgeous, right? Decorate your home to make it more suitable for human habitation, not more suitable for animals."

"Besides, can't you turn into a human? Why don't you just run off and become a royal consort? Why do you have to kidnap people here and make them suffer? Who would be willing to follow you? This is completely a cognitive difference between the demon race and the human race, okay?"

Kuimu Lang was stunned, reflecting...

Baihuaxiu rolled her eyes in disdain. That's the reason. Kuimulang was even more speechless. Yang Jian covered his face. It was indeed the living space provided by this buddy that made his wife unhappy. The three little ones were still quite well behaved. Zifeng was happily petting the three little ones. As long as they were happy, it was fine.

Don't say it, Kuimulang is really a dog-licker. He and Baihuaxiu quarreled and complained, and then Kuimulang was silent, really silent. If for no other reason, he found that he really ignored the consequences of Baihuaxiu.

Now there is an awkward question, that is, Yang Jian is the God of Justice, and the two of them who wanted to be mortals were caught red-handed. Zi Feng curiously asked Yang Jian: "How will we sentence these two when they are caught?"

Yang Jian said, "We are now on the Journey to the West. Kuimu Lang will at most be fined his salary, but Baihuaxiu probably won't be able to go back. After all, Kuimu Lang is a star god. If there is no big problem, he can still return to his position. But the maids in the Pixiang Palace, to put it bluntly, this job can be done by anyone. It's really no problem to lose one or two."

Bai Huaxiu: "What you said is so heartbreaking."

Zi Feng complained: "This is called reality, how did you become an immortal?"

Baihuaxiu suddenly felt more embarrassed. Zifeng suddenly asked Kuimulang, "Kuimulang, if you were to go down to the mortal world and lose your cultivation and memory like Baihuaxiu, would you still be willing to go down to the mortal world?"

Kuimu Lang thought about it and said, "I am a star king, so I will not lose my magic power and memory. At least, other star kings will help me return to my place, so I will still choose to go to the lower world."

When Zi Feng heard this, he wondered what was wrong. Zi Feng turned around and asked Yang Jian, "No, why do I feel that there is something wrong with what this bitch said?"

Yang Jian's translation: "For example, I came down to earth, and it's time to go back, no problem at all. In addition, those who came down to earth and were not killed basically had no problem. But Baihuaxiu was a little too presumptuous."

Zi Feng pondered it again: "That is to say, he is an official, so he is right. As for Bai Huaxiu, she was simply fooled and became stupid?"

Yang Jian nodded: "Yes, Kuimulang wants to go back. To put it bluntly, if we leave, he can return to his position. But as for Baihuaxiu, no one will help her to awaken her spirit. She can only fall into the mortal world. If she wants to cultivate immortality again, it really depends on fate. But this kind of fate is really rare."