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Xu Long: "So the massacre of the city must have been my fault! No, mother, why did you massacre the whole city and leave some management officials behind? It's too late for the exam now!"

Han Zifeng replied: "There are still a lot of people left. Don't avoid the question. Are these grandsons of the royal family bullying you? I'll chop them up!"

Xu Hu covered his face and said, "Mom, calm down, calm down, we are just quarreling, and for the quarrel, he is so filthy."

While talking and winking at the royal people, the eldest prince came up and said: "Arrogant, killing the royal family is a crime of execution."

Zifeng looked at the eldest prince with pity and said: "Are you worthy of having the whole family executed? Not to mention you are the emperor, even if you are the human emperor, you have to shut up for me. You really think I am spoiling you."

The eldest prince shouted directly: "Here comes someone, escort him."

Zifeng suddenly became pitiful. Although the three cubs around him were still shouting calm down, they were clearly retreating and disappeared in a flash. The prime minister noticed something was wrong and asked: "Master Xu, isn't she your mother? ? Is it really good to run so fast?”

Xu Long sighed: "The eldest prince is miserable. My mother can carry a wild boar with her bare hands. A wild boar of several hundred kilograms can be dragged home just as she says. These people are really not old enough. The point is, my mother may not He is a decent human being.”

Prime Minister: "Wait a minute, what do you mean by not necessarily being a decent human being?"

Xu Long: "It means that my mother has always been a bit unhuman since she was a child, especially when we were misbehaving. She would always scare us with her vertical pupils."

When the surrounding officials heard this, they all ran away and decided to watch from a distance. At this time, Zifeng had transformed into a person with the head of a human and the body of a snake, and said in a gloomy voice: "Execute my nine tribes, why don't you go to heaven? Even the law of heaven would not dare to say such a thing to seek death. You are a bunch of people who have forgotten their ancestors."

Suddenly the official covered his face and Xu Hu said: "Wow, my mother is really not a human being!"

Xu Long: "Wow, our mother must have transformed into Nuwa, right? But is Nuwa black?"

Xu Bao: "I know this question. Mom said that she is responsible for destroying the world, so it is black."

At this time, the emperor heard the discussion outside the palace, looked at this unhappy mother, and thought about forgetting his ancestors. He suddenly felt that his eldest prince was determined to die, otherwise he would easily follow!

He tried to calm down and said, "This lady, I have something to say."

Zifeng calmly retorted: "Stop talking nonsense, everyone is in my nine clans, you want to sacrifice your own clan? I have no objection. If it weren't for your third son, I like it, you really think I can't stand it Are you? There aren’t as many people here as there are.”

The current emperor looked at the three ministers of the Xu family outside the palace with pleading eyes. Zifeng said with disgust: "I don't like your boss. If you don't cause trouble for my three cubs and you scold me, I don't want to come here to play." , you said, I’m almost fine, I’m kind enough to help you defeat the country, you’re going to give me some eye drops, right? You really think I’m a relative, so I’m easy to bully, right? Let me tell you, I specialize in treating all kinds of disobedience and destroying the world. Don’t talk nonsense to me. I am professional in killing people.”

Xu Long: "I am very irritable."

Xu Bao: "It's normal. I've been killing people for four years. How can I not be irritable? How can I solve the problem now?"

Xu Hu: "Do you think I am just threatening you, or do you really want to kill the emperor?"

Xu Long lowered his head silently and said, "The emperor probably doesn't want to kill him, but the eldest prince is in trouble today." The other two brothers also felt that the eldest prince was going to die today.

The emperor was also quite embarrassed, but he still said: "We can talk, we can talk. How about I deal with the eldest prince?"

Zifeng thought about it and said, "Okay, but my family can't scold me in vain. You always have a place to worship heaven, right? Is there a Nuwa Temple?"

The emperor replied: "All of them, all of them."

Zifeng thought about it and said: "Think about it, drag your boss to the Nuwa Temple and his life will be lost, but let him learn a few bowls to show his sincerity, right?" She made a stroke of a serious big shot and said: "Big wine" In the bowl, put three bowls of blood, plus three kinds of food: pigs, cattle, and sheep. Well, the heads will be braised on the spot, and the bodies will be distributed to the people after they are done. However, you can just replace this prince, that's not the case. It’s so easy to talk, haha.”

Xu Long quickly said: "Your Majesty, what my mother means is that if the eldest prince talks so nonsense, he will be struck by lightning and more likely to die. She has a crow's mouth constitution. After the second part of the sentence, the eldest prince is really hopeless. ”

The emperor nodded. This one looked like a god, so he could nod and accept it. Think about it and ask: "There is only one statue in the Nuwa Temple, do I need to erect one for you?"

Zifeng shook his head: "No, no, I just came to visit you. If it weren't for the fact that your prince couldn't speak and bullied my son, I really didn't intend to fight with you. If you don't believe me, ask your third son, I I've said it all, don't bully my Zaizai, I'm too lazy to care about your affairs. Isn't the reason for destroying other people's countries to gain some performance for my youngest son? Anyway, the cheap man of mine also died on the battlefield over there, just by the way. Destroy the country."

Xu Hu: "She is so casual, just get used to it." Everyone wants to complain, no, can you get used to this? Is your mother too casual?

But obviously, this is not something that can be discussed. Let's just leave it at that. Xu Bao didn't have much, so he took his mother straight to the imperial kitchen. The father-in-law who led the way also clearly felt that it was better to make things difficult for the chef.

Zifeng, who had eaten and drank enough, immediately returned to a peaceful state, and then went to the Nuwa Temple. She could feel that Fuxi and Nuwa in this world were living a good life, so she happily went to the three pillars. Incense, I happily called the three little ones to also burn three sticks of incense. Zifeng muttered: Sister, it’s not too much to end your life for your three cheap nephews, right?

The statue of Nuwa moved and asked curiously: "How long will you stay here to play?"

Zifeng replied calmly: "It's almost time to run away. Didn't the eldest prince scold me before? I asked him to give me three bowls of blood to apologize. Isn't that too much? The remaining three lives, can you eat it?"

Nuwa: "Okay, you can just eat it yourself. Wait, what did you do again? Why do we have so much more faith?"

Zifeng replied: "It's okay. I slaughtered the entire royal family in that country in the northwest."

Nuwa asked helplessly: "Did they offend you?"

Zifeng: "A man with my body died on the battlefield over there. I happened to be quite familiar with the third son of this country, so I took the opportunity to help my son earn some achievements. If he didn't go smoothly, he would be destroyed."

Nuwa covered her face and said in disgust: "You'd better leave quickly, my house won't be demolished." Zifeng bulged her mouth, very unhappy!