My son is obviously a dandy, so why did he become a tiger of the empire?

Snapped!

Zhou Zhongyi slapped the table, and stood up: "Lin Hui, you are too unreliable!"

"Disappeared for more than 20 days, not a single phone call, not a single message, I have become a fucking commander!"

The chief of staff next to him sighed: "Commander, I told you earlier that Lin Hui is unreliable, you must believe it, is it okay now?"

Zhou Zhongyi looked solemn: "Tell me, where can this kid take people?"

The chief of staff thought for a while, and suddenly his face changed: "I'll go, he won't take all the people outside to squash their waists, right?"

Zhou Zhongyi's chrysanthemum tightened suddenly, and his waist hurt.

This kind of thing is not impossible.

It's not far from the border here, and there's a waist-gainer outside!

"Hurry up, hurry up and send someone to look for me!"

"I'll call now!"

As soon as the chief of staff picked up the phone, a guard ran in: "Report!"

Zhou Zhongyi looked at him and asked, "What's the matter?"

The guard smiled awkwardly: "Commander, there are police officers coming to the door."

Zhou Zhongyi and the chief of staff looked at each other and frowned: "The police came to the door? Is there anything wrong with them?"

The guard scratched his head and said, "Listen to them...it seems to have seen our people."

Zhou Zhongyi's eyes lit up, he was surprised, happy and angry: "Damn, I didn't expect that, we didn't find it ourselves, but we asked others to find it first!"

He quickly ran out with the chief of staff.

Downstairs from the regiment headquarters, a police car was parked.

When the leading police officer saw Zhou Zhongyi approaching, he quickly saluted: "Hi, Comrade Commander."

Zhou Zhongyi saluted back, and couldn't wait to ask: "Hello, comrade, where did you find them?"

The police officer smiled awkwardly: "That's what happened. A fellow villager who went to the mountains to collect medicine came to us and said that he found a group of naked perverts in the woods..."

Zhou Zhongyi looked confused, and interrupted quickly: "Wait, you found out that you are abnormal, what are you doing here?"

"Comrade, please listen to me."

The police officer coughed and said, "This fellow called the police. We must pay attention to this matter. Besides, there are not just one or two perverts, but hundreds of them. They almost gave this fellow a heart attack."

The police officer next to him nodded solemnly: "Hundreds of people, think about that scene. But the fellow was so frightened that he dared not look at the man with his bare butt. He said that he had been with him for several days , I dare not even take a shower!"

Zhou Zhongyi looked strange.

Is the world so chaotic now?

Perverts are flocking in droves?

No, then you should go catch the pervert, what are you doing here?

The police officer looked at him and said, "As soon as we received the call, we went there. Through interviews, we found that many villagers had seen it. Some people provided clues, saying that those people... seem to belong to you."

"What about the people in your army, why can't you see anyone in broad daylight?"

Zhou Zhongyi was stunned for a moment, his face was uglier than eating a ton of shit: "This, that..."

He was almost certain that those hundreds of perverts were probably the group brought out by Lin Hui.

The soldiers of the majestic Tiger Regiment are running wild in the woods, what a shame!

Just run, and you were bumped into by a fellow villager.

What a shame!

Seeing Zhou Zhongyi's faltering, the police officer couldn't answer for a long time, so he immediately asked in a low voice: "You don't know, are you doing some special training, can't you disclose it?"

"exactly!"

Zhou Zhongyi slapped his thigh and nodded quickly: "Military secrets, military secrets, it's really inconvenient to disclose!"

The police officer gave a thumbs up, with a look of admiration on his face: "It's really amazing. The training clothes are all gone. It must be a challenge to the limits of human beings! However, if you do training, do training, and you must stay away from the fellow villagers. There are hundreds of people together. Back to basics, don’t say that fellow villagers are scared out of their wits when they see it.”

"It's late at night, and we panic when we see it. Who can bear it?"

Zhou Zhongyi didn't dare to imagine this scene at all.

It's just an army of idiots.

You bastard Lin Hui, when you come back, let's see how I deal with you!

The soldiers trained with Lao Tzu's hard work are to kill the enemy on the battlefield.

You fucking took them to go fruit running in the woods to scare the villagers?

Zhou Zhongyi held back his anger, and quickly apologized with a smile: "What I said is that I will strictly discipline them in the future. Where are those people now?"

The police officer looked at him and said, "In the woods to the east of Xiaowei Village, some villagers reported seeing them there this morning."

"You'd better bring them back as soon as possible, and do the training as soon as possible, and don't scare the fellow villagers."

"Yes, yes, you must pay attention."

Zhou Zhongyi sent the police car away with an apologetic smile on his face, his face instantly became extremely ugly.

The fists were clenched even more!

The chief of staff came up from the side and said hello, "How did Lin Hui train? Taking people into the woods, how did they get all naked, liberating nature?"

Zhou Zhongyi slapped him heavily on the shoulder: "Bastard, I'm going to settle accounts with this bastard now!"

The chief of staff bared his teeth in pain: You can shoot as you please, but you can’t shoot yourself, so what are you doing on my shoulder?

……

On the other side, in the dense jungle.

Everyone is covered with various plants, looking like small moving shrubs.

Lin Hui walked in front of the team, stopping for a while.

Walk for a while, then stop again.

"Ding, tracking ability +1!"

"Ding, detection ability +1!"

As his abilities continued to grow, Lin Hui's senses became clearer.

All the small traces around him that he had never noticed could not escape his eyes.

He climbed the tree for a while, and stood on the trunk for a while, looking into the distance.

From time to time, I squatted on the ground to observe the broken branches.

Sometimes I pick up a piece of grass and smell it with my nose.

The team moved forward slowly, and everyone looked at each other in blank dismay.

"What is he doing?"

"Why does it look like a hound, could it be that it can still smell the monkey and follow it?"

"Keep your voice down, Lin Hui is narrow-minded. If you dare to call him a dog, he will throw you into the monkey pile later on."

The man was taken aback when he spoke just now: "Stop talking, stop talking, I don't want to become like Erhu."

Chen Erhu next to him was about to cry: "You still say that I am still swollen, why didn't you save me then..."

"To shut up!"

Just as Erhu's tears were about to fall, Lin Hui glanced back and stopped immediately.

But the two groaning and chirping just now still caused him to grin his teeth in pain.

His facial features were distorted, as if he had chewed a hundred lemons at the same time.

"Two tigers, here you are."

At this moment, Wang Yong handed over a small net bag woven with rattan, which looks quite unique.

Chen Erhu looked curious: "What is this?"

Wang Yong chuckled: "You've been dragged like that, and it can protect you a little bit. It's good, so are you."

Chen Erhu's face was full of emotion: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!"

He took it up, turned around, put it on slowly, and immediately showed a happy smile on his face: "The size is just right, how do you know my size?"

Wang Yong was full of pride: "What kind of eyes do I have? Not only you, I know everyone's size, even the leader's!"

Everyone subconsciously clamped their legs, their faces full of horror.

Damn, I won't take a shower with this guy next time!

Look where you shouldn't be looking.

"Shut up for me!"

Lin Hui said coldly: "It's the place."

Everyone immediately quieted down, with a fierce look in their eyes.

Those monkeys took things away, and they had to get them back.

Otherwise, if you go back like this, you will not only be killed by the guards, but the regiment leader will never bypass them.

The tigers ran wild in groups and were beaten by monkeys. Will they still survive if it spreads?

Wang Yong asked angrily, "Brother Hui, where are those monkeys and beasts?"

Lin Hui shushed, and took a few steps forward cautiously.

Holding on to a tree, he poked his head out quietly.

I saw directly above them, a group of monkeys were fiddling with their equipment, chirping.

Everyone's eyes burst into anger: "Damn, I finally found you!"