My son is obviously a dandy, so why did he become a tiger of the empire?

at dusk.

Zhou Zhongyi came out of the regiment office, and walked out with his hands behind his back and a smile: "After a day, I don't know how Lin Hui and those boys are doing with their training?"

Soon, he came to the playground.

In the huge playground, apart from two or three birds, there was not even a single person.

Zhou Zhongyi was stunned: "Where did everyone go?"

He looked at his watch and it was meal time, would he eat in the cafeteria?

When he got to the cafeteria for dinner, he realized that there was no fire at all today.

Zhou Zhongyi panicked, and hurried out to search around.

Not to mention people, there wasn't even a single ghost in the camp.

"Damn it!" Zhou Zhongyi was dumbfounded: "Why is there no fucking person in the camp? Lin Hui, where did you abduct him?"

"Captain, why are you here?"

Zhou Zhongyi turned his head and saw the chief of staff coming out of the toilet with his pants up.

He rushed up, grabbed the chief of staff's hand, and was stunned when he was about to speak: "Have you washed your mother's hands, why are your hands wet?"

The elder of the staff blushed, and quickly wiped his body: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry..."

Zhou Zhongyi glared at him, and wiped his hands on his clothes: "Old Liu, where did our group go? Why didn't I even see a ghost when I searched around?"

The chief of staff was stunned for a moment: "They went out for training, and they went out early in the morning."

Zhou Zhongyi was stunned for a moment.

He went out early in the morning, why didn't anyone tell him?

The chief of staff asked worriedly: "Commander, there is only one month left. Lin Hui didn't take everyone to hurry up and train, but ran outside instead. Would it be too unreliable?"

Zhou Zhongyi laughed, and slapped him on the shoulder: "Don't worry, if Lin Hui is unreliable, our regiment will not be able to find a reliable one. He killed the commander of the Blue Army during the exercise, and he also destroyed People's headquarters."

"Since he is the chief instructor, we have to trust him."

The chief of staff nodded: "You're right, you don't have to doubt the person you hire, and don't use the person you suspect."

Zhou Zhongyi said with a smile: "Okay, don't worry about it, let them practice by themselves!"

The chief of staff rolled his eyes, who cares?

It was obvious that you were the one who was in a hurry just now, so I asked where it was!

……

In the blink of an eye, half a month has passed.

In the dense jungle, two heads suddenly poked out from the trees.

The two were dark-skinned and athletic, wearing clothes woven from tree leaves.

At first glance, I thought it was two primitive people.

After taking a closer look, I realized that they were Wang Yong and Chen Erhu.

Chen Erhu stretched his waist: "Today we finished walking forty kilometers, and we also rested for an hour just now, let's start looking for something to eat now."

He looked around, confused: "Why is there no one?"

Wang Yong said angrily: "We must have overslept! Those old soldiers must have gone out early in the morning, and now they probably have searched the entire forest!"

Chen Erhu was dumbfounded: "What? Is there still food for us?"

"There's a fart!" Wang Yong glared at him: "The eighteen generations of Chongzi's ancestors may have been eaten up by them, and it's all your fault!"

Chen Erhu said angrily: "Why are you blaming me? Why don't you blame those sour fruits you found, which caused me to shit with you and use up all my strength, or would I oversleep?"

Wang Yong raised his voice: "Hey, you still have the nerve to talk about me? If you divided that big bug in half with me in the morning, would I go to find sour fruit? If there is no sour fruit, can we go out?"

"What are you two arguing about? I can hear you chattering from afar!"

When the two lowered their heads, they saw Lin Hui standing under the tree in a fashionable leaf outfit.

It is hot and humid in the woods, and the clothes are hard to wear, and it is easy to burn the crotch.

So everyone simply took off and put on cool leaf outfits.

The two immediately jumped down from the tree one after another like monkeys.

Wang Yong stared at Lin Hui's lower body with a smile: "Brother Hui, can you lend me the leaf in your loincloth?"

Lin Hui stared at him: "Why?"

Wang Yong said embarrassingly: "I accidentally scratched that one, and I was bitten by a mosquito when I slept at night. You don't know the mosquitoes here, they are very poisonous! Look, I'm all swollen. , the same as a mallet!"

"Go away!"

Lin Hui spat: "I don't want to be blind! If I want to find the leaves myself, I have to find something to eat. Hurry up, or they will eat up the leaves."

After saying that, he turned around and left.

The two shrugged helplessly, and went to another direction to find food.

After walking for a while, the two stopped suddenly, their eyes widened.

I saw a lot of fruits, large and small, on the tree in front of me.

"Er Hu, we have something to eat!"

Wang Yong excitedly dragged him to run forward, but Chen Erhu didn't move.

"what happened?"

Chen Erhu became cautious: "Will this fruit be the same as yesterday's sour fruit, and it will become thinner after eating? My two leaves were finally dried in the sun, and I won't be able to wear them if I spray them again."

Wang Yong smiled: "Don't worry, based on my experience, today's fruit is absolutely fine! You can see that the fruit is round and dark in color, it must be fine, it is absolutely not sour, and I promise not to spray it!"

"I believe you ghost!"

Chen Erhu groaned, "That's how you lied to me yesterday!"

Wang Yong looked angry: "That's fine, I'll eat first, if it's not sour or upset, you can eat it later, how about it?"

Chen Erhu laughed and said, "That's no problem."

Wang Yong rolled his eyes: This brat is getting better and better, and he can't be fooled anymore: "You climb the tree to pick the fruit in a while, and I will continue below."

"Row!"

The two hurried to the tree, and Chen Erhu hugged the tree and prepared to climb up.

"Fuck, there are fruit trees there, hurry up!"

At this moment, a voice suddenly came from a distance.

A veteran's eyes lit up, as if he had discovered a treasure, he rushed towards the fruit tree.

Wang Yong was startled: "Er Hu, hurry up, climb up quickly, those bandits are here to snatch it!"

In the woods, there are no rules.

There is fast hand, no hand is slow.

If they are robbed, then nothing.

Chen Erhu didn't care about anything else, just climbed up slowly.

Climb to the top and reach out to pick the fruit.

boom!

Chen Erhu suddenly felt his head hit by a hammer.

Then it went dark, and he fell straight down from the tree.

Fortunately, Wang Yong was following, otherwise he would have suffered a concussion.

Chen Erhu was dizzy, and there were double images in front of his eyes: "Hey, I, why did I get down?"

Others also quickly gathered around: "What happened?"

Chen Erhu shook his head: "I don't know, it seems to have been hit by something."

Suddenly, a veteran covered his head and squatted down: "Damn, something hit me, it hurts so much!"

Everyone raised their heads immediately, and saw a few monkeys on the tree holding fruits in their hands, grinning at them with grinning teeth.

But laughing and laughing, the monkey couldn't laugh.

Everyone, including Wang Yong, had green eyes and kept swallowing and licking their tongues.

"Have you ever eaten monkey meat?"

"not yet!"

"Then what the hell are you doing in a daze, fuck him! I want to eat monkey brains!"

Whoosh, everyone rushed towards the tree like crazy.

The monkey frowned instantly, startled.

The few reacting quickly jumped to other trees and escaped.

The last one was about to escape when Wang Yong grabbed it by the neck and pulled it down from the tree.

"twitter……"

The monkey struggled desperately and shouted.

Almost scratched Wang Yong's face.

Wang Yong was not good enough, he just slapped a few big mouths when he went up, and the monkey was stunned: "I let you scream, I let you scream! I let you scratch, let you scratch!"

Chen Erhu said angrily: "Beat him, beat him!"

"Quick, make a fire!"

"Leave the monkey brain to me!"

"Hey hey, I have meat to eat today, no need to eat wild fruits! It's clean and hygienic, brothers!"

A group of people found rattan to tie up the monkey.

The people next to him immediately grabbed the branches and started to light the fire.

Looking at the rising fire, the monkey was scared to pee on the spot.

Wang Yong took out a stone-polished dagger and walked towards it with a smile: "Elder brother, you are lucky today, and you are here to make a tooth sacrifice for the brothers, and you are also making a contribution to our army!"

Just when he was about to give the monkey a gut break, a loud shout suddenly came from a distance: "Stop the fuck!"