My son is obviously a dandy, so why did he become a tiger of the empire?
Chapter 70 Hard Dish!Braised Blue Army Headquarters
Soon, the four quickly dispersed to various places in the camp.
With his hands behind his back, Chen Erhu pretended to walk towards an equipment truck.
The two guards beside the car glanced at him.
Chen Erhu asked with a silly smile, "Have you eaten yet?"
The two glared at him without speaking.
Chen Erhu continued to smirk: "Aren't you full? Our cooking team baked big pancakes, and the old nose smells delicious. Would you like to try it?"
The corners of their mouths twitched, where did this idiot come from?
She just turned her head away and didn't look at him.
Seeing the opportunity came, Chen Erhu quickly took out the explosives from his crotch, and quickly stuck them to the bottom of the car.
After finishing it, he immediately pretended to be a normal person: "I'm serious, if you are hungry, go to the cooking class to eat big pancakes, if you don't eat well, come to me!"
Two guards: "..."
On the west side of the camp, Wang Yong looked at the communication vehicle surrounded by a large number of guards, and asked, "There are so many people, how do you put the bomb on it?"
He kept silent, and suddenly had an idea.
Wang Yong quickly took off the water bottle on his waist.
Leave you!
I saw the kettle rolling all the way to the bottom of the car like a bowling ball.
Wang Yong ran over in a hurry and said to a guard, "Brother, my kettle rolled under the car, can you help me pick it up?"
The guard glanced at him but said nothing.
Wang Yong smiled hippie: "Can you help me?"
The guard glared at him: "You don't know how to pick it up?"
Wang Yong rolled his eyes angrily, but his heart was filled with joy.
Quickly pouted, got into the bottom of the car.
While picking up the water bottle, he immediately took out the explosives and stuck them to the bottom of the car.
After he came out, he carried the kettle, and when he left, he gave a few guards a look: "You're so stingy!"
Several guards didn't even look at him, and chose to ignore him completely.
At the same time, behind an equipment truck, Xu Da was squatting on the ground, nervously busy.
"All right!"
After finishing the installation, he wiped the sweat from his forehead and breathed a sigh of relief.
Just about to stand up, a cold voice suddenly came: "What are you doing?"
Xu Da stood up quickly in fright, only to see two guards staring at him coldly.
"Sneaky, what did you just do?"
Xu Da was quick to think, and quickly pretended to lift his pants: "I, I'm peeing."
The guard glared at him: "Is this a place where you can pee, your company?"
"Don't, don't, don't!" Xu Da hurriedly pleaded: "I couldn't hold it in any longer. I peed here because I had no other choice. I won't dare to do it next time, absolutely not!"
Seeing his sincere attitude in admitting his mistakes, the two snorted coldly: "I'll forgive you this time, and next time, I will report the criticism directly!"
"Yes yes yes!" Xu Da nodded quickly and waited for the others to leave.
He leaned against the car, his legs were limp, and his back was completely soaked.
He took a deep breath: "Damn, this job is really not something ordinary people can do, it's too exciting!"
On the other side, in a command vehicle.
The hands and feet of the three officers were bound, and smelly socks were stuffed into their mouths.
They stared wide-eyed and made whining noises incessantly.
Sitting next to him, Lin Hui said with a smile, "I'm sorry, the three chiefs, I don't want to do this either. Why did you not cooperate with me?"
The eyes of the three officers spit fire: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."
Lin Hui said lightly: "You should stop struggling. The more you struggle, the deeper the socks will sink, and the smell will become stronger. I'm not saying, but you are also leaders anyway. Can you talk about personal hygiene, socks must be changed frequently!"
The lungs of the three officers were about to explode.
Damn, how can there be such a condition for conducting exercises now?
If they had known that they would suffer this crime, they would have put on clean socks in advance.
Lin Hui smiled slightly, and simply ignored him.
Turn around and look at the equipment on the car.
Why so many buttons?
Lin Hui hadn't learned how to use these things, so he couldn't operate them at all.
After glancing at it, he simply picked up a walkie-talkie.
I found the most frequently contacted channel on it, and there is a high probability that it is from the director department.
Without thinking about it, Lin Hui dialed directly.
Soon, it was connected there.
"This is the exercise director's department."
Lin Hui smiled and said, "Report to the director department, I have important news to report."
The officer on the other end nodded: "Please tell me."
Lin Hui said seriously: "The headquarters of the Blue Army is about to suffer a devastating blow, and the entire army will be wiped out soon. Please send someone over to receive it immediately! The news is true and absolutely true. Come here as soon as possible, don't delay!"
After finishing speaking in one breath, he hung up the call directly.
Lin Hui turned his head, smiled at the three of them and said, "I'm sorry, please abide by the drill rules, you are already dead!"
After speaking, he drew a line on the necks of the three of them with a red pen, and then left.
The three were completely speechless.
Is this kid insane?
Why send such fake news to the director department?
What kind of joke are you kidding about the devastating blow to the headquarters of the Blue Army?
On the other side, the exercise director department.
An officer hurried to the chief director: "Report to the chief!"
The chief director raised his head: "What's wrong?"
The officer reported: "Just now, we received a message that someone reported that the headquarters of the Blue Army is about to suffer a devastating blow. Let us immediately send someone to receive it."
The chief director's eyes widened in shock: "The headquarters of the Blue Army was attacked? Who attacked and when did I not know?"
The lieutenant colonel next to him was surprised: "No, we have been monitoring. They were still in command just now. How could they be attacked?"
The chief director looked at the officer: "Did I make a mistake?"
The officer scratched his head: "Shouldn't it be possible? The news came from their headquarters, and there's absolutely nothing wrong with it."
"Could it be that they are confused, or is someone playing a prank?" The chief director frowned: "Please contact me again!"
"Yes!"
The officer went out for a while and then ran back again.
"Director, I can't get in touch."
Everyone was dumbfounded.
What are the Blues guys doing?
What kind of news did you pass on indiscriminately? Did you report that you were all wiped out?
Could it be that they were going to commit suicide?
No, victory is about to come, why are they committing suicide?
The chief director pondered for a moment: "There is something strange, and the news is from the headquarters of the Blue Army. You should send someone to look at it right away!"
"Yes!"
Soon, a car set off from the director's department.
……
Meanwhile, Blue Army headquarters.
Lin Hui and the three met successfully.
He looked at a few people and asked, "How is it? There was no accident, right?"
Wang Yong said emotionally: "Brother Hui, you don't know, I plant a bomb, it's like going to a dragon's pond and a tiger's lair, dozens of guards are guarding the side, just looking at it makes people's legs tremble. Fortunately, I was brave and fearless, and I used my clever little brain in time to complete the task."
Chen Erhu also quickly boasted: "I'm dangerous, the guards saw that my crotch was bulging, so they almost came up to search..."
Lin Hui immediately rolled his eyes.
You two play a lot.
Isn't it just to install a bomb, just like a spy on the street.
"Squad leader, are you doing well?"
Xu Da said with a guilty conscience: "It's still fulfilling the mission. All the explosives have been installed. What should I do next?"
Lin Hui looked at his watch: "There are still a few minutes before the explosion, let's go, take advantage of this moment, let's go to their headquarters to do something big!"
The three of them giggled, their faces full of excitement.
Just wait for this sentence!
The three of them followed behind Lin Hui and walked towards the headquarters in a swaggering manner.
As soon as they got close, they were stopped by the guards: "Stop, what are you doing? Password!"
Lin Hui quickly waved his hands: "Don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong, we are in the cooking class."
"Cooking class?"
The four guards looked at each other and asked suspiciously: "What are the cooking squad doing here? Hurry up, don't you know you can't get close here?"
Lin Hui was serious: "We came here only after receiving an order."
"What order?"
Lin Hui smiled and said: "The chief wants to eat something new. Our cooking team has thought about several dishes, and now come here and report the name of the dish."
The guard looked confused: "Report the name of the dish? What dish does the chief want to eat?"
Lin Hui chuckled: "Hard food! It's called the Braised Blue Army Headquarters!"
The guard's pupils shrank sharply, his face changed drastically, and he was about to react.
"on!"
Lin Hui waved his hand, and several people rushed up quickly...
With his hands behind his back, Chen Erhu pretended to walk towards an equipment truck.
The two guards beside the car glanced at him.
Chen Erhu asked with a silly smile, "Have you eaten yet?"
The two glared at him without speaking.
Chen Erhu continued to smirk: "Aren't you full? Our cooking team baked big pancakes, and the old nose smells delicious. Would you like to try it?"
The corners of their mouths twitched, where did this idiot come from?
She just turned her head away and didn't look at him.
Seeing the opportunity came, Chen Erhu quickly took out the explosives from his crotch, and quickly stuck them to the bottom of the car.
After finishing it, he immediately pretended to be a normal person: "I'm serious, if you are hungry, go to the cooking class to eat big pancakes, if you don't eat well, come to me!"
Two guards: "..."
On the west side of the camp, Wang Yong looked at the communication vehicle surrounded by a large number of guards, and asked, "There are so many people, how do you put the bomb on it?"
He kept silent, and suddenly had an idea.
Wang Yong quickly took off the water bottle on his waist.
Leave you!
I saw the kettle rolling all the way to the bottom of the car like a bowling ball.
Wang Yong ran over in a hurry and said to a guard, "Brother, my kettle rolled under the car, can you help me pick it up?"
The guard glanced at him but said nothing.
Wang Yong smiled hippie: "Can you help me?"
The guard glared at him: "You don't know how to pick it up?"
Wang Yong rolled his eyes angrily, but his heart was filled with joy.
Quickly pouted, got into the bottom of the car.
While picking up the water bottle, he immediately took out the explosives and stuck them to the bottom of the car.
After he came out, he carried the kettle, and when he left, he gave a few guards a look: "You're so stingy!"
Several guards didn't even look at him, and chose to ignore him completely.
At the same time, behind an equipment truck, Xu Da was squatting on the ground, nervously busy.
"All right!"
After finishing the installation, he wiped the sweat from his forehead and breathed a sigh of relief.
Just about to stand up, a cold voice suddenly came: "What are you doing?"
Xu Da stood up quickly in fright, only to see two guards staring at him coldly.
"Sneaky, what did you just do?"
Xu Da was quick to think, and quickly pretended to lift his pants: "I, I'm peeing."
The guard glared at him: "Is this a place where you can pee, your company?"
"Don't, don't, don't!" Xu Da hurriedly pleaded: "I couldn't hold it in any longer. I peed here because I had no other choice. I won't dare to do it next time, absolutely not!"
Seeing his sincere attitude in admitting his mistakes, the two snorted coldly: "I'll forgive you this time, and next time, I will report the criticism directly!"
"Yes yes yes!" Xu Da nodded quickly and waited for the others to leave.
He leaned against the car, his legs were limp, and his back was completely soaked.
He took a deep breath: "Damn, this job is really not something ordinary people can do, it's too exciting!"
On the other side, in a command vehicle.
The hands and feet of the three officers were bound, and smelly socks were stuffed into their mouths.
They stared wide-eyed and made whining noises incessantly.
Sitting next to him, Lin Hui said with a smile, "I'm sorry, the three chiefs, I don't want to do this either. Why did you not cooperate with me?"
The eyes of the three officers spit fire: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."
Lin Hui said lightly: "You should stop struggling. The more you struggle, the deeper the socks will sink, and the smell will become stronger. I'm not saying, but you are also leaders anyway. Can you talk about personal hygiene, socks must be changed frequently!"
The lungs of the three officers were about to explode.
Damn, how can there be such a condition for conducting exercises now?
If they had known that they would suffer this crime, they would have put on clean socks in advance.
Lin Hui smiled slightly, and simply ignored him.
Turn around and look at the equipment on the car.
Why so many buttons?
Lin Hui hadn't learned how to use these things, so he couldn't operate them at all.
After glancing at it, he simply picked up a walkie-talkie.
I found the most frequently contacted channel on it, and there is a high probability that it is from the director department.
Without thinking about it, Lin Hui dialed directly.
Soon, it was connected there.
"This is the exercise director's department."
Lin Hui smiled and said, "Report to the director department, I have important news to report."
The officer on the other end nodded: "Please tell me."
Lin Hui said seriously: "The headquarters of the Blue Army is about to suffer a devastating blow, and the entire army will be wiped out soon. Please send someone over to receive it immediately! The news is true and absolutely true. Come here as soon as possible, don't delay!"
After finishing speaking in one breath, he hung up the call directly.
Lin Hui turned his head, smiled at the three of them and said, "I'm sorry, please abide by the drill rules, you are already dead!"
After speaking, he drew a line on the necks of the three of them with a red pen, and then left.
The three were completely speechless.
Is this kid insane?
Why send such fake news to the director department?
What kind of joke are you kidding about the devastating blow to the headquarters of the Blue Army?
On the other side, the exercise director department.
An officer hurried to the chief director: "Report to the chief!"
The chief director raised his head: "What's wrong?"
The officer reported: "Just now, we received a message that someone reported that the headquarters of the Blue Army is about to suffer a devastating blow. Let us immediately send someone to receive it."
The chief director's eyes widened in shock: "The headquarters of the Blue Army was attacked? Who attacked and when did I not know?"
The lieutenant colonel next to him was surprised: "No, we have been monitoring. They were still in command just now. How could they be attacked?"
The chief director looked at the officer: "Did I make a mistake?"
The officer scratched his head: "Shouldn't it be possible? The news came from their headquarters, and there's absolutely nothing wrong with it."
"Could it be that they are confused, or is someone playing a prank?" The chief director frowned: "Please contact me again!"
"Yes!"
The officer went out for a while and then ran back again.
"Director, I can't get in touch."
Everyone was dumbfounded.
What are the Blues guys doing?
What kind of news did you pass on indiscriminately? Did you report that you were all wiped out?
Could it be that they were going to commit suicide?
No, victory is about to come, why are they committing suicide?
The chief director pondered for a moment: "There is something strange, and the news is from the headquarters of the Blue Army. You should send someone to look at it right away!"
"Yes!"
Soon, a car set off from the director's department.
……
Meanwhile, Blue Army headquarters.
Lin Hui and the three met successfully.
He looked at a few people and asked, "How is it? There was no accident, right?"
Wang Yong said emotionally: "Brother Hui, you don't know, I plant a bomb, it's like going to a dragon's pond and a tiger's lair, dozens of guards are guarding the side, just looking at it makes people's legs tremble. Fortunately, I was brave and fearless, and I used my clever little brain in time to complete the task."
Chen Erhu also quickly boasted: "I'm dangerous, the guards saw that my crotch was bulging, so they almost came up to search..."
Lin Hui immediately rolled his eyes.
You two play a lot.
Isn't it just to install a bomb, just like a spy on the street.
"Squad leader, are you doing well?"
Xu Da said with a guilty conscience: "It's still fulfilling the mission. All the explosives have been installed. What should I do next?"
Lin Hui looked at his watch: "There are still a few minutes before the explosion, let's go, take advantage of this moment, let's go to their headquarters to do something big!"
The three of them giggled, their faces full of excitement.
Just wait for this sentence!
The three of them followed behind Lin Hui and walked towards the headquarters in a swaggering manner.
As soon as they got close, they were stopped by the guards: "Stop, what are you doing? Password!"
Lin Hui quickly waved his hands: "Don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong, we are in the cooking class."
"Cooking class?"
The four guards looked at each other and asked suspiciously: "What are the cooking squad doing here? Hurry up, don't you know you can't get close here?"
Lin Hui was serious: "We came here only after receiving an order."
"What order?"
Lin Hui smiled and said: "The chief wants to eat something new. Our cooking team has thought about several dishes, and now come here and report the name of the dish."
The guard looked confused: "Report the name of the dish? What dish does the chief want to eat?"
Lin Hui chuckled: "Hard food! It's called the Braised Blue Army Headquarters!"
The guard's pupils shrank sharply, his face changed drastically, and he was about to react.
"on!"
Lin Hui waved his hand, and several people rushed up quickly...
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