My son is obviously a dandy, so why did he become a tiger of the empire?
Chapter 326 Are You Here To Shit?
Lin Hui looked at a large pile of practice ammunition in front of him.
He braced his hands hard, twisted his neck, and moved his arms.
Then he squatted down immediately, ready to disassemble the ammunition.
Lin Hui put the dagger against the tip of the bullet, forcefully pried open a hole, and gently twisted the blade.
He poured out all the powder in the bullet and put the case aside.
Seeing this, several soldiers around didn't ask anything, and hurried over to help with it.
The drill bullets usually only make a sound, so the amount of gunpowder inside is very small, and only half a fingernail can be poured out each time.
Fortunately, there were many people on Lin Hui's side, and the gunpowder in front of him soon piled up into a small pile.
Lin Hui picked up a discarded shell casing from the side, picked up the gunpowder with a sword, and carefully reloaded it.
He squinted his eyes and leaned over to take a look: "I don't know if this thing has enough weight, and how powerful it is when it blows up? If the power is not enough, the plan will be ruined."
Just when he was thinking about it, a crisp reminder sound suddenly sounded in his ear.
[Ding, weapon proficiency +1! 】
Lin Hui's eyes lit up, and he immediately realized that there was only two grams left to achieve the effect he expected!
He immediately stirred up a little gunpowder.
Using the tip of a knife, stuff the gunk into the shell case little by little.
Then plug the lead wire, find stone powder and clay, and seal and compact the mouth.
Only then was he content to put the reloaded ammunition aside.
Zhang Wei asked curiously: "Deputy head, what are you doing? We took it down with great difficulty, why did you put it back on again, it looks so stupid?"
Lin Hui stared at him: "You know what, this is a small 'bomb', the power is the same as a large firecracker!"
He picked up the one he had just finished, facing the sun, and said with a smile: "Don't look at the small thing, it will come in handy later!"
Several other people looked over and all smiled wickedly.
Although I don't know what Lin Hui is going to do, but if you want to know it with your toes, it is definitely not a good thing!
After 10 minutes, the people who had left before came back one after another.
Lin Hui divided the gunpowder into pieces according to the standard gram weight: "Just follow the method I just did, put these flames back in again, install the fuses, and seal them well!"
"No problem!" Zhang Wei and the others made an ok gesture, which meant nothing to them.
After explaining, Lin Hui stood up and walked towards the crowd: "Have you found everything?"
Chen Erhu was holding a big lump of feces, surrounded by blowflies, and said with an aggrieved face: "Brother Hui, I found it, but there were too few. I searched for a long time and found so much. Here, look."
He sent the feces forward, Lin Hui took a step back in disgust, pinched his nose and cursed: "Go, go, stay away from me!"
At this time, other people also gathered around with all kinds of feces.
Wang Yong complained and said: "Brother Hui, we can only find some shit from wild boars, wild dogs, and wild rabbits, but they are not enough. In the deep mountains and old forests, no ghosts can be seen, and there is no one to herd sheep and cattle. Where can I find so much shit?"
Lin Hui glanced at it, and it was indeed pitifully small.
It was far from what he expected.
But there is no way, in the deep mountains and old forests, there is nothing else to be found except for the feces of wild animals.
It would be fine if it was close to a village, where there would be as much cow dung and sheep dung.
Lin Hui rolled his eyes and stared straight at them: "Do you have shit?"
Everyone was dumbfounded: "What, what?"
Lin Hui said seriously: "If you have shit, hurry up, the next plan needs a lot of shit!"
Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, with innocent and happy smiles on their faces instantly.
"Say it sooner, if we said it earlier, we wouldn't have to look for it so hard!"
"I'm so full!"
"I haven't stretched for a whole day, I almost got pushed out from below!"
Lin Hui glared at them: "Then what's the point, I'll give you 2 minutes to make it quick!"
"Yes!"
Everyone saluted and started to take off their pants in unison.
Lin Hui warned: "Come closer and pull them, it will be useful to collect them later!"
Everyone understood, buttocks were next to each other, forming a big circle.
There was a crackling sound from the rear.
Everyone was squirting wildly with ferocious faces.
"I'll go, what are we going to eat, why is it so stinky?"
"Damn, do you smell good when you poop?"
"I smell good, my shit smells like strawberries!"
"Who's setting off the firecrackers? Fuck, it's fucking on my trouser legs. Be careful!"
Everyone pinched their noses and held their breath.
It's okay to smell their own stink, but they don't want to smell other people's.
Lin Hui stepped back more than a dozen steps, opened the distance, and shouted at them: "Pull more, it's clean! If it doesn't work, punch the stomach twice, or if it doesn't work, use your hands!"
The soldiers who were loading gunpowder next to them could not close their mouths from ear to ear: "Hundreds of people pulling together, this picture is really beautiful."
Lin Hui turned his head and stared at them: "Smiling fart, you guys go too!"
"Ah?" Zhang Wei was dumbfounded.
"Oh shit, hurry up, these 'bombs' are enough, hurry up! If you don't pull it now, you won't have a chance to pull it later!"
"Yes Yes Yes!"
Several soldiers put down their work, quickly took off their pants and squatted down together.
Crackling, bang bang bang...
The whole forest smelled so bad that the birds were so smoked that they fell from the trees.
At the same time, no one noticed that a drone had slowly flown into the sky.
On the viewing platform, the bigwigs are having a heated discussion.
Suddenly someone stood up and shouted: "Look, we found the members of the Tiger Group!"
Everyone turned their heads in surprise, but they found these guys, it was not easy!
Xu Qianshan also turned his head excitedly, and the next second, he was shocked.
There was no sound on the viewing platform, and everyone was dumbfounded and dumbfounded.
After being stunned for several seconds, a deputy commander asked, "He, what are they doing in a circle?"
The officer next to him was full of astonishment: "They seem to be shitting, shitting collectively!"
Everyone's faces were extremely strange, and they even couldn't laugh or cry.
After tracking for so long, I finally found someone. I didn't expect to take such a picture?
One or two pooping is fine, and hundreds of people form a large circle to poop collectively.
How spectacular is this scene!
What are they doing?
Are you doing some performance art, or fertilizing the flowers and trees in the forest?
Xu Qianshan's big mouth opened, but he couldn't close it for a long time.
He turned his head and saw Lin Guangyao's ugly, purple old face, and burst out laughing: "Old Lin, your son really saves time, and he even schedules shit at the same time, which shows that he has excellent commanding skills." !"
"Not only can it dispatch troops, but it can also control intestinal peristalsis. It's amazing, really amazing!"
Lin Guangyao knew that this old boy was deliberately mocking and disgusting himself.
Looking at the concentric circles formed by countless asses on the big screen, the corners of his mouth twitched.
You son of a bitch, what the hell are you doing?
What about the competition, you ran so far with your subordinates just to take a shit?
At the same time, everyone in the woods had finished fighting.
Start looking for tree leaves, find clods to wipe your ass.
After wiping, everyone stood up easily.
Wang Yong waved happily at Lin Hui: "Brother Hui, we've done it, come and have a look!"
Lin Hui stepped back a few more steps, and cursed angrily: "Look at your grandma! Why are you shouting so loudly? Do you want to give you a certificate?"
"Don't stand still, collect all your feces!"
The people who just finished shitting were all stunned.
What the hell?
Have to pack it up and take it away?
Lin Hui said loudly: "Mix the feces you collected just now, and all these things together, and move quickly!"
Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, although they didn't understand what to do.
But they still took out their shovels one after another and piled up all these things with tools.
"Stir and stir with a stick, hurry up!"
Lin Hui found a few shit stirring sticks and threw them far away.
Everyone picked up sticks, like mixing cement mortar or sesame paste on a construction site.
Enduring the stench, I mixed all these things together.
As everyone stirred, the stench became more intense.
Those who approached were directly smoked to the point of lying on the tree, retching non-stop.
Wang Yong burst into tears: "In this life, except Erhu's shoes, I have never smelled such a stinky thing!"
Chen Erhu said angrily: "You pervert, why don't you smell my shoes? I said my insoles are old and young. You must have secretly hidden them!"
Lin Hui stood ten meters away, with a ball of paper stuffed in his nose, still dizzy from the smell.
He waved his hand and said, "Bad, it's almost done, separate those things into lumps, shovel them all over here, and line them up!"
Everyone stinks.
Holding a shovel, endured the stench, and shoveled all the feces according to his request.
Lin Hui commanded the soldiers who loaded the gunpowder just now, and stuffed the "bombs" into the dung pile one by one.
At the same time, pull out the lead wire to facilitate detonation from a distance.
These leads are not traditional fire twisters, but in the form of wires, which can be detonated by sparks created by electric current.
Everything was ready, and Lin Hui asked someone to find leaves and weeds to cover it.
After he couldn't see any flaws outside, he immediately yelled: "Quick, retreat, retreat quickly, they are coming soon!"
Everyone was relieved, and ran towards San Lian Si Lian with a smirk.
Lin Hui pointed to several people: "Wang Yong, Erhu, and you guys run fast, stay here!"
"okay!"
Wang Yong and the others ran over quickly.
Lin Hui pulled the lead wire and pointed to several places for them to hide respectively: "I will follow my order to act later, and hide first!"
Several people nodded and immediately went to the designated location, and quickly got down on the ground to make a disguise.
Lin Hui also squatted in the grass, with a smirk all over his face: "Let you chase after, I will show you some color later!"
A few minutes later, there was a sudden sound in the distance.
"Hide it soon!"
Lin Hui's heart tightened, and everyone held their breaths and merged with the surrounding environment.
Soon, a group of people rushed out of the woods ahead.
Looking at it from a distance, Lin Hui couldn't help admiring in his heart: As expected of the special forces, he was so tired after running so far, and the formation didn't break up. It's not easy!
I saw that the left and right wings of this team were in an offensive posture.
The front is divided into two teams, which can not only effectively provide fire suppression, but also provide fire support to both sides.
The rear team is responsible for fire cover, supporting and covering the retreat at any time.
If they confronted ordinary troops head-on in the woods, as soon as their left and right wings finished output, the people behind them could immediately fill in seamlessly.
It can not only ensure the output of firepower, but also quickly annihilate the enemy.
It can also leave the battlefield in the shortest time after the fight is over to ensure the safety of personnel.
Lin Hui heaved a sigh of relief, and secretly rejoiced: Fortunately, he didn't confront these guys head-on, Shura's strength is really not covered!
He smirked: "You have a good plan, I have a wall ladder, I can't beat the obvious ones, but I can play the dirty ones. Even if you can't kill you, you will be disgusted to death!"
"Let you fucking chase after me, that's the price of looking down on the Tigers!"
Lin Hui lowered his head and lowered his head, and put his right hand on the detonator at all times, ready to detonate at any time.
Suddenly, Wang Chen seemed to have noticed something, suddenly stopped and raised his hand.
Everyone behind reacted quickly, and some looked for places to hide.
Some quickly half-kneeled on the ground, aiming their guns at places where people might be hiding around them, and quickly alerted them.
A Shura team member asked nervously: "What's the matter, did you find anything?"
Wang Chen looked around vigilantly.
Then he frowned and shook his head: "I haven't found anything yet."
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, Heihu's people were very speechless, they didn't realize that you made it look like the real thing!
Wang Chen moved his nose, turned his head and asked seriously: "Have you noticed that this place stinks?"
He braced his hands hard, twisted his neck, and moved his arms.
Then he squatted down immediately, ready to disassemble the ammunition.
Lin Hui put the dagger against the tip of the bullet, forcefully pried open a hole, and gently twisted the blade.
He poured out all the powder in the bullet and put the case aside.
Seeing this, several soldiers around didn't ask anything, and hurried over to help with it.
The drill bullets usually only make a sound, so the amount of gunpowder inside is very small, and only half a fingernail can be poured out each time.
Fortunately, there were many people on Lin Hui's side, and the gunpowder in front of him soon piled up into a small pile.
Lin Hui picked up a discarded shell casing from the side, picked up the gunpowder with a sword, and carefully reloaded it.
He squinted his eyes and leaned over to take a look: "I don't know if this thing has enough weight, and how powerful it is when it blows up? If the power is not enough, the plan will be ruined."
Just when he was thinking about it, a crisp reminder sound suddenly sounded in his ear.
[Ding, weapon proficiency +1! 】
Lin Hui's eyes lit up, and he immediately realized that there was only two grams left to achieve the effect he expected!
He immediately stirred up a little gunpowder.
Using the tip of a knife, stuff the gunk into the shell case little by little.
Then plug the lead wire, find stone powder and clay, and seal and compact the mouth.
Only then was he content to put the reloaded ammunition aside.
Zhang Wei asked curiously: "Deputy head, what are you doing? We took it down with great difficulty, why did you put it back on again, it looks so stupid?"
Lin Hui stared at him: "You know what, this is a small 'bomb', the power is the same as a large firecracker!"
He picked up the one he had just finished, facing the sun, and said with a smile: "Don't look at the small thing, it will come in handy later!"
Several other people looked over and all smiled wickedly.
Although I don't know what Lin Hui is going to do, but if you want to know it with your toes, it is definitely not a good thing!
After 10 minutes, the people who had left before came back one after another.
Lin Hui divided the gunpowder into pieces according to the standard gram weight: "Just follow the method I just did, put these flames back in again, install the fuses, and seal them well!"
"No problem!" Zhang Wei and the others made an ok gesture, which meant nothing to them.
After explaining, Lin Hui stood up and walked towards the crowd: "Have you found everything?"
Chen Erhu was holding a big lump of feces, surrounded by blowflies, and said with an aggrieved face: "Brother Hui, I found it, but there were too few. I searched for a long time and found so much. Here, look."
He sent the feces forward, Lin Hui took a step back in disgust, pinched his nose and cursed: "Go, go, stay away from me!"
At this time, other people also gathered around with all kinds of feces.
Wang Yong complained and said: "Brother Hui, we can only find some shit from wild boars, wild dogs, and wild rabbits, but they are not enough. In the deep mountains and old forests, no ghosts can be seen, and there is no one to herd sheep and cattle. Where can I find so much shit?"
Lin Hui glanced at it, and it was indeed pitifully small.
It was far from what he expected.
But there is no way, in the deep mountains and old forests, there is nothing else to be found except for the feces of wild animals.
It would be fine if it was close to a village, where there would be as much cow dung and sheep dung.
Lin Hui rolled his eyes and stared straight at them: "Do you have shit?"
Everyone was dumbfounded: "What, what?"
Lin Hui said seriously: "If you have shit, hurry up, the next plan needs a lot of shit!"
Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, with innocent and happy smiles on their faces instantly.
"Say it sooner, if we said it earlier, we wouldn't have to look for it so hard!"
"I'm so full!"
"I haven't stretched for a whole day, I almost got pushed out from below!"
Lin Hui glared at them: "Then what's the point, I'll give you 2 minutes to make it quick!"
"Yes!"
Everyone saluted and started to take off their pants in unison.
Lin Hui warned: "Come closer and pull them, it will be useful to collect them later!"
Everyone understood, buttocks were next to each other, forming a big circle.
There was a crackling sound from the rear.
Everyone was squirting wildly with ferocious faces.
"I'll go, what are we going to eat, why is it so stinky?"
"Damn, do you smell good when you poop?"
"I smell good, my shit smells like strawberries!"
"Who's setting off the firecrackers? Fuck, it's fucking on my trouser legs. Be careful!"
Everyone pinched their noses and held their breath.
It's okay to smell their own stink, but they don't want to smell other people's.
Lin Hui stepped back more than a dozen steps, opened the distance, and shouted at them: "Pull more, it's clean! If it doesn't work, punch the stomach twice, or if it doesn't work, use your hands!"
The soldiers who were loading gunpowder next to them could not close their mouths from ear to ear: "Hundreds of people pulling together, this picture is really beautiful."
Lin Hui turned his head and stared at them: "Smiling fart, you guys go too!"
"Ah?" Zhang Wei was dumbfounded.
"Oh shit, hurry up, these 'bombs' are enough, hurry up! If you don't pull it now, you won't have a chance to pull it later!"
"Yes Yes Yes!"
Several soldiers put down their work, quickly took off their pants and squatted down together.
Crackling, bang bang bang...
The whole forest smelled so bad that the birds were so smoked that they fell from the trees.
At the same time, no one noticed that a drone had slowly flown into the sky.
On the viewing platform, the bigwigs are having a heated discussion.
Suddenly someone stood up and shouted: "Look, we found the members of the Tiger Group!"
Everyone turned their heads in surprise, but they found these guys, it was not easy!
Xu Qianshan also turned his head excitedly, and the next second, he was shocked.
There was no sound on the viewing platform, and everyone was dumbfounded and dumbfounded.
After being stunned for several seconds, a deputy commander asked, "He, what are they doing in a circle?"
The officer next to him was full of astonishment: "They seem to be shitting, shitting collectively!"
Everyone's faces were extremely strange, and they even couldn't laugh or cry.
After tracking for so long, I finally found someone. I didn't expect to take such a picture?
One or two pooping is fine, and hundreds of people form a large circle to poop collectively.
How spectacular is this scene!
What are they doing?
Are you doing some performance art, or fertilizing the flowers and trees in the forest?
Xu Qianshan's big mouth opened, but he couldn't close it for a long time.
He turned his head and saw Lin Guangyao's ugly, purple old face, and burst out laughing: "Old Lin, your son really saves time, and he even schedules shit at the same time, which shows that he has excellent commanding skills." !"
"Not only can it dispatch troops, but it can also control intestinal peristalsis. It's amazing, really amazing!"
Lin Guangyao knew that this old boy was deliberately mocking and disgusting himself.
Looking at the concentric circles formed by countless asses on the big screen, the corners of his mouth twitched.
You son of a bitch, what the hell are you doing?
What about the competition, you ran so far with your subordinates just to take a shit?
At the same time, everyone in the woods had finished fighting.
Start looking for tree leaves, find clods to wipe your ass.
After wiping, everyone stood up easily.
Wang Yong waved happily at Lin Hui: "Brother Hui, we've done it, come and have a look!"
Lin Hui stepped back a few more steps, and cursed angrily: "Look at your grandma! Why are you shouting so loudly? Do you want to give you a certificate?"
"Don't stand still, collect all your feces!"
The people who just finished shitting were all stunned.
What the hell?
Have to pack it up and take it away?
Lin Hui said loudly: "Mix the feces you collected just now, and all these things together, and move quickly!"
Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, although they didn't understand what to do.
But they still took out their shovels one after another and piled up all these things with tools.
"Stir and stir with a stick, hurry up!"
Lin Hui found a few shit stirring sticks and threw them far away.
Everyone picked up sticks, like mixing cement mortar or sesame paste on a construction site.
Enduring the stench, I mixed all these things together.
As everyone stirred, the stench became more intense.
Those who approached were directly smoked to the point of lying on the tree, retching non-stop.
Wang Yong burst into tears: "In this life, except Erhu's shoes, I have never smelled such a stinky thing!"
Chen Erhu said angrily: "You pervert, why don't you smell my shoes? I said my insoles are old and young. You must have secretly hidden them!"
Lin Hui stood ten meters away, with a ball of paper stuffed in his nose, still dizzy from the smell.
He waved his hand and said, "Bad, it's almost done, separate those things into lumps, shovel them all over here, and line them up!"
Everyone stinks.
Holding a shovel, endured the stench, and shoveled all the feces according to his request.
Lin Hui commanded the soldiers who loaded the gunpowder just now, and stuffed the "bombs" into the dung pile one by one.
At the same time, pull out the lead wire to facilitate detonation from a distance.
These leads are not traditional fire twisters, but in the form of wires, which can be detonated by sparks created by electric current.
Everything was ready, and Lin Hui asked someone to find leaves and weeds to cover it.
After he couldn't see any flaws outside, he immediately yelled: "Quick, retreat, retreat quickly, they are coming soon!"
Everyone was relieved, and ran towards San Lian Si Lian with a smirk.
Lin Hui pointed to several people: "Wang Yong, Erhu, and you guys run fast, stay here!"
"okay!"
Wang Yong and the others ran over quickly.
Lin Hui pulled the lead wire and pointed to several places for them to hide respectively: "I will follow my order to act later, and hide first!"
Several people nodded and immediately went to the designated location, and quickly got down on the ground to make a disguise.
Lin Hui also squatted in the grass, with a smirk all over his face: "Let you chase after, I will show you some color later!"
A few minutes later, there was a sudden sound in the distance.
"Hide it soon!"
Lin Hui's heart tightened, and everyone held their breaths and merged with the surrounding environment.
Soon, a group of people rushed out of the woods ahead.
Looking at it from a distance, Lin Hui couldn't help admiring in his heart: As expected of the special forces, he was so tired after running so far, and the formation didn't break up. It's not easy!
I saw that the left and right wings of this team were in an offensive posture.
The front is divided into two teams, which can not only effectively provide fire suppression, but also provide fire support to both sides.
The rear team is responsible for fire cover, supporting and covering the retreat at any time.
If they confronted ordinary troops head-on in the woods, as soon as their left and right wings finished output, the people behind them could immediately fill in seamlessly.
It can not only ensure the output of firepower, but also quickly annihilate the enemy.
It can also leave the battlefield in the shortest time after the fight is over to ensure the safety of personnel.
Lin Hui heaved a sigh of relief, and secretly rejoiced: Fortunately, he didn't confront these guys head-on, Shura's strength is really not covered!
He smirked: "You have a good plan, I have a wall ladder, I can't beat the obvious ones, but I can play the dirty ones. Even if you can't kill you, you will be disgusted to death!"
"Let you fucking chase after me, that's the price of looking down on the Tigers!"
Lin Hui lowered his head and lowered his head, and put his right hand on the detonator at all times, ready to detonate at any time.
Suddenly, Wang Chen seemed to have noticed something, suddenly stopped and raised his hand.
Everyone behind reacted quickly, and some looked for places to hide.
Some quickly half-kneeled on the ground, aiming their guns at places where people might be hiding around them, and quickly alerted them.
A Shura team member asked nervously: "What's the matter, did you find anything?"
Wang Chen looked around vigilantly.
Then he frowned and shook his head: "I haven't found anything yet."
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, Heihu's people were very speechless, they didn't realize that you made it look like the real thing!
Wang Chen moved his nose, turned his head and asked seriously: "Have you noticed that this place stinks?"
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