My son is obviously a dandy, so why did he become a tiger of the empire?

Wang Yong looked at the two people in front of him, his heart skipped a beat, he suddenly felt bad.

His intuition told him that the two in front of him were definitely not ordinary people.

Soon, his face was full of enthusiasm again: "Do you want to eat lamb skewers? The authentic Xinjiang lamb skewers are fragrant and delicious!"

The two walked around the booth, walked up to him, and looked up and down.

One of them stared at him suspiciously: "Are you from Xinjiang?"

Wang Yong nodded vigorously: "Yes, yes, yes."

The man frowned: "Then why do I listen to you, it smells like the Northeast?"

"How could it be? I am a native of Urumqi, Xinjiang. We buy Maiti mutton skewers, which are famous far and wide. I guarantee that you will think of two bites after one bite, and three bites after two bites!"

Wang Yong picked up a handful of black skewers and handed them over: "Come here, let's have a taste!"

The two were so scared that they quickly dodged back, with disgust on their faces: "What is it, dark? Are you a kebab, or a coal? Can you grill a kebab?"

"He's a fart!"

The two turned their heads and were taken aback by the black-faced man next door who was talking.

One person said with a guilty conscience: "Master, you are from Africa, you can speak Mandarin quite fluently?"

The uncle wiped his face and jumped up angrily: "Who is from Africa, my face was blackened by his smoke!"

"Don't be fooled, this kid is simply fooling people, how can he know how to grill skewers, he can't fart!"

Wang Yong was in a hurry: "Master, you can't talk nonsense. Why can't I know how to grill skewers? My skewers look black but taste delicious. If you don't believe me, try it!"

The uncle's dentures almost flew out: "Fuck, I want to live for two more years! If you don't know how to set up a stall, then don't set up a stall, you just came here and made it a mess!"

The two looked at each other suspiciously, and one of them looked at the uncle cautiously and asked, "Master, is he new here?"

The uncle pointed at Wang Yong and Chen Erhu who was next to him: "He, and him, both of them are new here. Big men are selling women's underwear here, what the hell, what a pervert!"

"It's the same with the one on the opposite side. It says it's a zipper repairer, and it's broken five zippers!"

"And the one in front, that guy is not normal, he sells sandals and summer mats in winter, I don't know what he thinks!"

The two immediately looked around vigilantly.

Several "stall owners" nearby showed polite but awkward smiles.

The two looked at each other, feeling that something was wrong, they came to Wang Yong and Chen Erhu respectively.

One of them stretched out his hand and asked seriously: "Who asked you to set up a stall here? Business license, hygiene license, ID card, all of them."

Wang Yong was unhappy: "Why?"

The man took out his police officer ID from his pocket and waved it in front of his face: "That's all! Take out your ID immediately, quick!"

Wang Yong's scalp felt numb all of a sudden, he thought it was the two city management officers, why did they call the police?

Is this group of people so idle? Why did they find out about the vendors?

"hurry up!"

"You, wait, I'll look for it!"

Wang Yong squatted down, pretending to rummage around, but actually panicked to death.

Where does he have those things?

If he had known this was the case, he would first find a place to get a fake certificate, practice his skills a little bit, and then come over to set up a stall.

Next to him, another policeman also revealed his identity, folded his arms and joked, "You are a big man, why don't you sell women's underwear?"

Chen Erhu panicked: "I, I like it!"

"You like these things?"

"No, no, I, I like to sell these things."

The policeman's tone turned cold: "Your hobby is quite special? Tell me, where did the things come from?"

Chen Erhu stammered nervously: "It's a purchase."

The police snorted coldly: "Nonsense, whoever buys the same goods will buy the same goods, which wholesale market bought them, and the purchase order, show me."

"I can't take it out. I found the aunt who sells underwear at the intersection."

"Where's Auntie?"

"gone."

The policeman narrowed his eyes: "Make it up, make it up, I think you probably stole it from somewhere else, right?"

Chen Erhu was so wronged that he was about to cry: "I, I really bought it. I didn't steal underwear. You can swear to God, I'm not a pervert."

The policeman stared: "I didn't say you're a pervert! You're calling yourself, show me your ID card, and the business license of the mobile stall!"

"hurry up!"

Chen Erhu was flustered and flustered, unable to find anything.

The policeman next to him had already taken out his walkie-talkie and started calling: "Hey, we are patrolling the night market street and found some suspicious people, come here quickly."

Wang Yong's face turned green when he heard the shaker on the other side.

If this is caught, won't the mission fail?

Gritting his teeth, he smashed the meat skewer into the face of the man opposite him.

"Run!"

Then he dragged Chen Erhu and ran away.

Seeing that the situation was not good, several people around hurriedly ran along.

By the time the two policemen reacted, they had already rushed far away.

"Don't run, stop!"

The two chased all the way to the end of the alley, panting from exhaustion.

But this group of people ran faster than rabbits and disappeared long ago.

"I'm going, who are these people, rabbit spirits, how can they run so fast?"

"Sure, it must be a fugitive, otherwise you wouldn't be so afraid of us, you have to report it!"

In the distance, Lin Hui came out from the shadows and had a panoramic view of the scene: "If you don't know anything, you still want to set up a stall. If you can blend in, you'll be damned, a bunch of idiots!"

Zhou Zhongyi came up from the side, and said with a wry smile: "You are too cruel, let me notify the police to search them all over the city, and even lure people here on purpose."

Lin Hui chuckled: "How can we test the training results without making it more difficult?"

"Then what if you get caught?"

"Anyway, if they go in, you have the ability to fish them out."

Zhou Zhongyi rolled his eyes: "My soldiers were arrested, and our regiment lost face!"

Lin Hui shook his finger: "This statement is wrong. You are the head of the regiment, and it is your face that is lost, not mine."

Zhou Zhongyi's ears were smoking, did he take Lao Tzu as a blame man?

Seeing that Lin Hui turned to leave, he hurried to catch up: "Now that the whole city is being hunted, they have no place to stand. It is too difficult to find a place to hide. Are you worried about the failure of the mission?"

Lin Hui smiled slightly: "As long as they know how to work together, it's not that difficult. I have confidence in them."

Zhou Zhongyi pouted.

If you are confident that you still do this, you will be somewhat seriously ill!

……

At this time, Wang Yong and the others ran wildly for several streets, and finally stopped.

A group of people held onto the trash can, panting heavily.

Xu Da looked at Wang Yong complainingly: "You said you too, you don't know how to grill skewers, you can't bake something like that, and you don't even know your accent, and it made us all exposed!"

Others also began to complain: "Fortunately, we ran fast. If we are caught by the police, we will be designated as three-no persons and locked up."

"When the time comes, the task will not be completed. If we go back, we will be perverted and don't know how to punish us?"

Wang Yong didn't make a single call: "Do you want to show some face?"

"I set up a stall there by myself. I hid it well. Why did you all come here?"

"Especially if you're a fool, you don't have anything to sell women's underwear. Isn't that telling people that you're a pervert, so that's fine?"

Chen Erhu shook his head wildly: "I don't, I don't!"

Xu Da waved his hand: "Okay, let's stop fighting among ourselves at this time, we have to think of a way quickly. This outfit is useless, and we need to change our skin again."

Wang Yong said angrily: "It's useless, our body is here, no matter what we turn into, we will be easily recognized, unless we can completely change our appearance like Brother Hui."

At this time, he looked up and saw the small advertisement on the telephone pole, and suddenly his eyes lit up.

Seeing that he was silent, the others also raised their heads.

Seeing the recruitment content, everyone laughed badly and immediately had an idea.

……

after an hour.

Dozens of people were chased and ran around.

In the end, they met up with Xu Da and the others in the alley to discuss the next step.

Wang Yong took out the job advertisement that had been removed from the telegraph pole, and talked about his next plan.

Later, the group of people stared wide-eyed in horror, as if seeing a ghost: "I'll go, this is too perverted, I won't go, even if I'm beaten to death, I won't go."

Wang Yong said: "Then you just wait for the mission to fail, and go back and be beaten to death by Brother Hui."

Everyone looked at each other, but they all fell silent.

Wang Yong asked earnestly: "I'm just asking you, do you want to hide it well and complete the task smoothly?"

"I want to, of course I want to!"

"Then listen to our arrangements! I can guarantee that this plan will be absolutely foolproof!"

Everyone looked at each other and rolled their throats guiltily.

Apart from this, there is no better way: "Forget it, we will listen to you, and we will do it like this!"

Wang Yong chuckled: "That's right, everyone separates and we will gather here later."

The crowd dispersed and returned to the alley after a while.

However, at this moment they have completed the gender conversion.

Most people put on headgear, wigs, and women's clothing, and turned into women's clothing bosses.

The remaining four or five people really didn't have anything to take advantage of, so they could only look at the side in embarrassment: "You are all dressed up, so what shall we do?"

"Go find it again!"

"I've run out of money, and I can't even afford a wig. Where can I find it? I can't steal it, can I?"

Stealing is definitely not allowed. The rule of this training is that you can't do anything illegal.

Otherwise, after returning, the punishment will be increased, and they may have to be sent to squat on the fence.

Everyone summed it up and prepared to help raise some money.

"My fifty cents."

"I have eight hairs."

"I get one and two."

A group of people pooled their money here and there, and they collected more than 20 yuan in total.

Wang Yong handed them a stack of change: "Okay, let's make do with it. Go to the small commodity market and see if there are any cheap clothes and wigs."

A few people want to cry but have no tears, this little money can buy a fart, a wig is not enough!

"It's not suitable to stay here for a long time, hurry up and go!"

Wang Yong and his gang walked out from the alley, just in time to run into a group of patrolling policemen.

At this moment, the air became very quiet.

The two groups of people just stared at each other with big eyes and small eyes, and neither of them moved.

On the contrary, the corners of the policemen's eyes twitched wildly, with weird expressions.

The large group of people in front of them included female workers in factory uniforms, sexy young women with thighs exposed, and sweeping ladies in sanitation vests...

There is nothing wrong with putting these people alone in any place.

But when they are assembled together, it is against harmony no matter how you look at it.

Wang Yong and his gang swallowed their saliva and wanted to retreat back to the alley the same way, but it was too late.

The leading policeman walked up to Xu Da and shouted, "This aunt."

Xu Da let out a cry, and looked around: "Who are you calling?"

Wang Yong, who was behind him, immediately reacted and stabbed him in the back: "Sister Xu, the police comrades are calling you. When will you be able to recover from your deafness?"

Xu Da was furious.

The old man is obviously a young girl, how can she look like an aunt?

The policeman asked: "Hello, aunt, have you seen a group of suspicious people passing by?"

Xu Da suddenly panicked, shall we count?

The policeman thought he was nervous, so he smiled and said, "Don't be nervous, we are looking for some suspects, all male."

"I just received a report from the masses that there are many strange men moving around, have you seen it?"

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately they didn't reveal their secrets, otherwise it would all be over.

It seems that their camouflage technique is quite successful, and they can't see any flaws when they are so close.

Of course, it has something to do with the darkness.

Xu Da was still hesitating how to speak, but Wang Yong had an idea and immediately rushed forward, saying in a tucked voice, "I see, I see, they are in the alley!"

Chen Erhu imitated the pattern and said in a clip tone: "Yes, yes, it's so scary, a group of small crews, they don't look like good people."

The few people in the alley hadn't left yet, and their eyes widened suddenly when they heard this: Fuck you, you're selling out your teammates!

They were afraid of being caught, so they ran away.

Hearing the movement, the police immediately chased after them all.

Sure enough, I saw a few sounds of frantically fleeing.

"Stop, don't run!"

Several people ran wildly while yelling: "This group of bastards, who have no sense of loyalty, actually sold us out! I call you immortal!"

They quickly climbed over the wall, throwing off their pursuers.

Chen Erhu stretched his head and watched, laughing silly: "It's pretty fast."

Xu Da patted him on the head and hurriedly urged: "What are you still doing in a daze, hurry up and wait for them to come back and catch them!"

"Yes yes yes, hurry up, hurry up!"

Soon, a group of people stepped on high heels, and Gada Gada disappeared at the end of the street.

Behind the telephone pole at the intersection, Lin Hui folded his hands and smiled: "These guys finally have a better memory, and they have learned a lot!"