My son is obviously a dandy, so why did he become a tiger of the empire?

Soon, all the porridge brought was eaten up.

The bottom of the pot was scraped clean, not a single drop was left.

Lin Hui didn't taste it either, but seeing that Lan Jun drank with so much gusto, each of them looked like he couldn't get enough of it.

It is estimated that the taste of this secret eight-treasure porridge should not be bad.

"Thank you to the village head, thank you fellow villagers!"

The brigade commander saluted everyone and said with a smile: "After drinking your porridge, we feel more energetic. We will train harder in the future to protect the country and you!"

"it is good!"

The village head led everyone to applaud enthusiastically.

Then he packed up his things and went back with a basket.

Looking at the backs of the flat-headed fellows leaving, the brigade commander was full of emotion: "See, even the fellows are on our side. It's hard for us to lose this battle!"

"Before I came, who said that the locals are exclusive, I think they are very enthusiastic? They also brought out such good things to entertain us."

The chief of staff also nodded with a smile: "The old saying is true, at any time, we must not be separated from the people!"

……

In the woods in the distance.

The villagers carried the baskets, and the village chief smiled at Lin Hui and said, "How about it, did we perform well just now?"

Lin Hui gave a thumbs up: "It's not only possible, it's simply too powerful. If this is really a war, it will all be meritorious!"

Everyone was elated, with joy written all over their faces.

After plowing the fields all his life, he unexpectedly became a hero again.

Just rush at this, the flat head is worth pushing!

"Fellows, go back first, and leave the rest to us."

After Lin Hui finished speaking, all the villagers stood in place, and none of them moved.

Lin Hui was completely confused, and looked at the village chief curiously and asked, "Village chief, who are you?"

The village chief smiled and said, "Then what, we want to stay and see if we can be of any help."

Lin Hui was numb: "Aren't you in a hurry to go back, it's getting dark."

"Don't worry, don't worry, it's okay to go back anyway."

People in the village, even after dark, there are no entertainment activities.

These days, rural villages have not yet achieved electrification.

There is no street light, and everyone stays at home when it gets dark, which is very boring.

It's better to stay here and watch a big show.

This is much more fun than going home to watch black and white TV.

Lin Hui looked at the "simple" smiles of the fellow villagers, and immediately understood.

This is to stay and watch the fun.

Lin Hui looked at the village chief helplessly: "Village chief, are you still nervous and afraid, do you want to leave? Why don't you leave now?"

The old village head blushed: "Isn't it inexperienced and nervous at the beginning, but it got better after a while."

"To tell you the truth, just now, I was thinking about the scene in the war movie, where the common people help the Eight-Road to fool the little devil, and then treat the opposite party as a little devil, and I immediately became less nervous."

Lin Hui almost vomited blood, the fellow's imagination is rich enough.

The blue army knows a good thing. When the villagers serve them porridge, they imagine them as little devils.

It is estimated that I could bite the bowl into pieces in hatred!

Lin Hui said dumbfoundedly: "Village Chief, don't watch it, it's just a drill, it's fake, there's nothing interesting about it. Besides, we have to save face for others, right?"

"It's okay to destroy it for us. If you see it again, they will feel so uncomfortable."

Although it was acting, Lin Hui had to save a little face for others.

It is too detrimental to the image of the soldiers for the common people to see the crackling scene.

The villagers are also sensible people, and they didn't bother too much.

The village head smiled and nodded: "Okay, if you don't read it, then let's go back."

Before leaving, he quietly pulled Lin Hui aside, and said in a low voice, "Young man, next time something like this happens, call us again. Grandpa and aunt have experience!"

Lin Hui couldn't laugh or cry, is this addictive?

He nodded perfunctorily and waved all the villagers away.

When the fellow left, Lin Hui quickly led the people back.

The cat is near the Blue Army's headquarters, carefully observing the situation in the distance.

Wang Yong was lying on a mound of dirt, with a smirk: "I really miss the joy of blowing shit back then. I don't know if I can relive it again in a while. This is what I will live for the rest of my life!"

"Don't worry, I'm sure you'll be fine!"

Chen Erhu reassured and said: "I released a lot this time, and it's all for the cattle and sheep. The medicine is powerful, and I will guarantee that I will take off where they are!"

All the other people had smirks on their faces.

In that exercise, they were wiped out by the regiment not long after they came up.

They only heard about the incident of the Blue Army's missile battalion, and no one had seen it.

This is finally a chance to experience it for myself, and everyone is naturally excited.

Zhang Jiantao couldn't help sighing: "Last time it was a battalion, this time it's a brigade, my dear, this is too spectacular! It's like a biochemical weapon!"

Zhou Zhongyi sighed helplessly seeing everyone eager to try.

A good steel tiger, how did Lin Hui make it like this?

One by one, all of them failed to learn well.

Forget it, as long as you can win battles, it's fine.

It can be regarded as giving the Blue Army a long memory, and it is also for their good.

Lin Hui said to everyone: "Hurry up and change your clothes, prepare your weapons, and be ready to fight at any time!"

Everyone immediately put on the military uniforms they had hidden in advance.

All the bullets are loaded!

Time passed by minute by minute.

Soon, a transport convoy drove out of the Blue Army camp.

But before going far, the truck stopped suddenly.

The car door opened, the driver clutched his butt, and ran towards the camp as if his butt was on fire.

After a while, the other soldiers in the car also crossed their legs and ran into the barracks.

"The medicine is working."

Lin Hui smiled slightly.

However, an attack order was not issued immediately.

Although the laxative this time is very powerful, everyone's physical fitness is different, and the effect of absorbing the medicine is naturally different.

You have to wait a little longer, the best time to attack is when everything is gone.

Soon the guards outside the barracks turned pale.

One by one, they ran back holding their stomachs.

In a short time, all the guards at the door ran away.

Immediately afterwards, there were a lot of screams from the barracks, which sounded like it was difficult to have a child.

"It's now, go!"

With a wave of Lin Hui's hand, everyone rushed out like wolves and tigers. The smiles on their faces were as presumptuous as they were!

At the same time, the camp has become a mess.

Everyone ran towards the toilet with their buttocks between their legs.

"No, no, no, it's about to spray out!"

"Let let, let let!"

"Don't squeeze, if you squeeze again, I'm going to get my pants on!"

The brigade commander rushed out of the command post clutching his stomach, looked at the chaotic camp, and cursed angrily: "What's going on? It's all good, why is it all messed up?"

The chief of staff leaned on the wall to come out and walked over weakly.

As soon as he finished eating, his stomach started to move.

In less than 10 minutes, I jumped three times, and my legs were weakened.

He trembled, like a little old man in his dying years: "Could it be the eight-treasure porridge from my hometown, is there a problem?"

The brigade commander slapped the wall and stared at him fiercely: "Don't talk nonsense, soldiers and civilians are fish and water...love, fellow villagers always bring the best things to entertain us, how could there be any problems?"

"If it is not conducive to unity, don't say it, it must be because we are not acclimatized!"

"Oh, no, no, no, I have to pull it, remember to deliver the paper for me!"

As he said that, he ran to the toilet holding his buttocks as he walked.

A crowd of people crowded the door of the toilet, and no one could get in.

Seeing the brigade commander approaching with his legs crossed, a guard hurriedly shouted: "The brigade commander is here, let the leader pull first!"

Sure enough, no matter when they are, they always keep in mind the concept of superiors and subordinates.

The crowd immediately separated, and the brigade commander ran in quickly.

There just happened to be a hole!

Just when his sphincter was about to reach its limit.

The brigade commander unbuttoned his belt as fast as he could in his life, and squatted down.

With a burst of crackling cannons, his face finally relaxed: "It's so comfortable!"

At this moment, there was a sudden loud gunshot outside.

bang bang bang...

The brigade commander was startled, and immediately became serious: "What's going on, what happened?"

Even the people below subconsciously closed the floodgates and raised their vigilance.

In the next pit, the third regiment commander squatted up, looked at him and asked, "Brigade Commander, have you brought the paper?"

The brigade commander was furious: "Fuck off, solve it yourself!"

At this moment, the chief of staff's hoarse and throaty voice came from outside: "Brigade Commander, don't pull it up, run with your pants up, the enemy is coming in!"

"What? How is this possible?"

The brigade commander trembled in fright, the gate lost control in an instant, and sprayed a lot of it crackling again!